I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Lin Yu said: "These mutton come from goats raised on Chinese herbal medicine."

Female patient A understood: "But, doctor, I have come all the way here, so you can just let me finish talking about why your head is uncomfortable. Please, let me tell you!"

Lin Yu: "Needless to say, I'll get rid of the disease, you go home to take medicine and eat mutton skewers! Pay!"

Female patient A had to take out the silver, pay the bill and leave.

Female patient B came in, sat down and said, "Doctor, I don't feel well!"

Lin Yu said, "may I prescribe some medicine for you?"

Female patient B: "I have cold hands and feet, dizziness and fever, qi deficiency and blood heat, sometimes I squat down and stand up again, and I still feel dizzy!

Lin Yu deliberately teased: "Then there is no other way, even the medicine and barbecue are saved, go back and prepare for the funeral!"

Female Patient B: "Is it so serious?"

Lin Yu said: "It's what you said is so serious!"

Female patient B said: "Could it be... that the woman loses too much blood, is anemic and afraid of cold, is sick, or suffers from postpartum disorders?"

Lin Yu asked: "What is the basis?

Female patient B said: "The so-called varicose veins, the blood does not nourish sweat, the tongue coating is white, the blood does not nourish the liver!"

Lin Yu asked: "How should I treat it?"

The female patient B said: "It's very simple, just use five qian of Tiannanxing, half of lily, two qian of earth ugly star hemp, eight cents of Shijunzi, one or two of Prunella vulgaris, use winter flowers as medicine, and then fry each other repeatedly with civil and military fire. !"

Lin Yu smiled and said, "Girl, you know more about Chinese medicine than I do!"

Female patient B said: "To be honest, I come from a family of traditional Chinese medicine."

Lin Yu said: "Since you have studied Chinese medicine, why do you come to see a doctor?"

Female patient B said: "I heard that in addition to prescribing medicines, you also sell barbecue delicacies for diet?"

Lin Yu said: "That's right, look at your condition, in addition to taking medicine, you should also eat more roasted chicken wings!"

Female patient B asked: "I don't know what curative effect there is on eating roasted chicken wings?"

Lin Yu picked up six skewers of chicken wings: "This is the chicken wings of a young chicken, which is good for nourishing the body. You can eat six skewers first, and then buy six skewers the day after tomorrow."

Female patient B took the grilled chicken wings, paid and left.

Female Patient C came in and said softly, "Doctor, my heart is so uncomfortable!"

Lin Yu said: "May I prescribe some medicine for you?

The female patient C said: "That dead ghost of my family is raising a little wife outside! I said a few words to him, and then beat people. I have had enough. Although rough men make me feel stimulated, I really can't stand it. Doctor, are you rough?"

Lin Yu said: "It depends on the situation. I can also be rough with women!"

Female Patient C: "Okay! My husband is playing outside, and I'll show him too. Come here!"

She lay on the table and meowed like a cat.

Lin Yu turned around and shouted, "wife!"

Jia Ling rushed over and opened the bead curtain: "What's the matter, husband? Wow! What is this girl doing lying on the table?"

Lin Yu said: "This girl wants me to help, so be rough with her!"

Jia Ling said: "Doctors are parents. If people come all the way to help, you can help!"

Lin Yu said with a smile, "my wife is right."

After speaking, Lin Yu pretended to unbutton his clothes.

Jia Ling said, "Girl, are you tired after holding on for so long? Shall I cook a bowl of noodles for you?"

Female Patient C stood up tactfully: "I'm fine!"

She blushed and hurried away,

Lin Yu buttoned up his clothes: "wife, am I good?"

Jia Ling raised her eyebrows: "I'm here, of course you're good. If I didn't come, would you be tempted?"

Lin Yu said solemnly: "I can swear to God! Yes!"

Jia Ling pointed at Lin Yu angrily: "You bloody ghost! Find a fight!"

Lin Yu laughed and ran away, avoiding Jia Ling's pursuit.

The two started to fight and reached the bedroom.

Jialing lost to Lin Yu, she began to play tricks, biting Lin Yu's finger)

Lin Yu said: "I'm not ticklish, fool! But if you bite me, it's no fun..."

Jia Ling: "Okay! I won't bite you anymore!"

She let go immediately, but was thrown down by Lin Yu, and they fought together again.

Soon, Lin Yu pretended to be invincible: "Surrender to my wife, surrender to my wife, let go!"

Jia Ling said: "I won't let you go, if I let you go, I will pounce on you!"

Lin Yu said: "I won't, I really surrendered, my hand is almost broken, my wife let go!"

"I don't believe it!" Jia Ling exerted her strength!

Click!Lin Yu's arm was dislocated.

Jia Ling was stunned: "Honey, your arm is broken?"

Lin Yu pretended to be in pain: "It's not broken, it's dislocated..."

Jia Ling was so scared that she almost cried: "I'm sorry, husband!"

Lin Yu said: "You woman, you have practiced so well in martial arts with bare hands. Not only am I not angry, but I also feel very comforted in my heart! Now, what is I thinking in my heart, have you guessed it?"

Jia Ling shook her head: "I can't guess..."

Lin Yu twisted his arm, pretending to recover, and then took out an artificial hand made of wood.

"I have a prize for you! Do you remember that when you were chopping green onions in the kitchen two days ago, you accidentally cut your finger?"

Jia Ling said, "Yes! Of course I remember!"

Lin Yu said: "I will give you this artificial hand. From now on, you will hold this hand with your own and press those green onions. Even if you cut it, you will still be able to cut this artificial hand instead of your own." hand!"

"Wow!" Jia Ling was pleasantly surprised, "How did you come up with it? Thank you! Husband!"

Lin Yu said: "In addition, I also want to bake a nutritious delicacy for you to taste!"

Jia Ling hurriedly asked, "What kind of food?"

Chapter 823

Lin Yu put his arms around Jia Ling's shoulders and said with a smile, "Spicy roasted beef tendon, do you want to eat it?"

Jia Ling readily agreed: "Okay, I want to eat!"

Lin Yu said: "I'm going to set up a barbecue in the backyard, you go to the kitchen to get some salt first."

Carina obeyed the order, turned and rushed to the kitchen.

Lin Yu immediately went to the backyard and took out the magical barbecue pit and food box of "Wanjie BBQ System".

Then, put ten strings of marinated beef tendons on the barbecue grill.

Jia Ling came over with a salt jar in her hand: "Wow! Husband, you're so fast, you've already started roasting the tendons."

Lin Yu flipped roasted beef tendons: "Eating beef tendons can nourish your skin."

Jia Ling asked: "Husband, you have never grilled kebabs before, this time you came back from the capital, why do you like to eat barbecue?"

Lin Yu said: "I have always been willing to learn new skills and accept new things. What's more, I usually like food and am a standard foodie."

Jia Ling nodded and didn't ask any more questions. She was enthusiastically admiring Lin Yu's roasting of "spicy beef tendon".

Lin Yu said: "In the palace, I met a barbecue master, I asked him for advice, and learned superb barbecue cooking skills, my wife, you will be lucky in the future!"

Jia Ling said, "Honey, aren't you afraid that I'll get fat?"

Lin Yu said: "I like you no matter whether you are fat or thin!"

Jia Ling was elated when she heard this, and her eyes were full of love.

After 5 minutes, the "Spicy Roasted Beef Tendon" came out of the oven.

Jia Ling began to taste the beef tendons, and she was full of praise for Lin Yu's cooking skills.

After eating, Lin Yu said: "My wife, I remember you said that sweeping the floor is very hard!"

Jia Ling wiped the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief: "Yeah, our house is relatively big, of course sweeping the floor is hard work, so what is it?"

She opened her eyes curiously and looked at the two shoes in Lin Yu's hand.

There is a small dustpan on the front of the left shoe, and a small broom on the front of the right shoe.

Lin Yu said: "After you wear these shoes, your right foot becomes a broom and your left foot becomes a dustpan. Then, you can sweep the floor while walking! Is it convenient?"

Jia Ling giggled, picked up the two unique shoes, and said to Lin Yu, "Open your mouth!"

Lin Yu opened his mouth.

Facing Lin Yu's mouth, Jia Ling made a playful sweeping motion: "Sweep all the garbage into your mouth!"

Lin Yu puffed up his mouth, hugged Jia Ling's head, and made a gesture of spitting garbage to her, and the two continued to play.

Lin Yu asked, "wife, what do you think?"

Jia Ling said sincerely: "Honey, I think you are a great inventor!"

Lin Yu asked, "what else?"

Jia Ling said emotionally: "Also...you are a good man who loves his wife at home! Husband, I love you so much!

Lin Yu said with a smirk: "Then let's rest!"

Jia Ling said: "Don't worry, I want to try the sweeping shoes you invented!"

"Try this if you want to try it!" Lin Yu pulled Jia Ling to the side of the bed and lifted the bed board.

I saw that under the bed board was a mouse engine made by Linglingfa.

Jia Ling screamed in fright: "Ah! The mouse..."

Lin Yu put his arms around Jia Ling's waist: "Don't be afraid! This time, I use the mouse to exert force to generate force! Then use the gear to greatly increase this force, and then push the lifting platform, so that it can be lifted repeatedly Something weighing two hundred catties!"

The so-called lifting platform is actually a round wooden board, which can support Lin Yu's waist and help him do some sports.

Jia Ling smiled and said, "Honey, the one we started with steam last time, isn't it good?"

Lin Yu said: "The steam starts. Every time it comes to a critical moment, the water will boil dry and won't move. Do you think it's good?

Jia Ling thought for a while, then nodded: "You're right!"

Lin Yushou: "This time, the biggest breakthrough is that you can choose different speeds according to different needs. Look!"

Lin Yu began to toggle the gear switch beside the bed, demonstrating how to shift gears quickly and slowly, and the movements became faster and faster!

Seeing the situation in front of her, Jia Ling laughed loudly.

Lin Yu asked, "wife, do you think I'm powerful?"

Jia Ling said: "Honey, you are so cheap!

Lin Yu: "Of course!

Jia Ling asked: "Husband, what does the 'rear' on the gear shifter mean?

Lin Yu said: "The queen is the queen! You know."

Carina said, "Let me try it.

Without waiting for Lin Yu to stop, Jia Ling stretched out her hand and shifted the gear to the "rear" position!

Crash, the whole bed collapsed!

Lin Yu got up from the board and complained, "I reminded you just now, don't move around, it's a disaster."

Jia Ling was still in shock: "Husband...why did the bed collapse?"

Lin Yu explained: "Normal gears [-], [-], [-], and [-] can adjust the power and produce four speeds. They press against my waist from below and move upwards, but the back gear belongs to the opposite force. It moves downwards and must be moved from the bottom to the bottom. Gear one starts!"