I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

In the Warring States Period, although it was not the "world of martial arts", the incident of "Jing Ke assassinating the King of Qin" belonged to the category of martial arts.

Therefore, Lin Yu can use some of the skills of "Jin Yong's martial arts skills" on certain occasions.

However, powerful martial arts such as "Six Meridians Excalibur" and "Subduing Dragon Eighteen Palms" cannot be used.

Lin Yu said loudly: "Ying'er! Pick up fifty pebbles! Throw them to me!"

Zhao Yinger obeyed the order, quickly picked up smooth pebbles from the shore, and threw them to Lin Yu continuously.

Soon, fifty pebbles were put into the pocket of casual shorts by Lin Yu.

Due to the weight, the shorts immediately fell down, exposing a third of his buttocks.

Lin Yu said solemnly: "A real man acts without regard to trifles, please don't laugh at me!"

Hahaha... Everyone is still happy.

Zhao Yinger also laughed wildly, her face flushed charmingly.

Immediately, Lin Yu Nong frowned, held a pebble between his fingers, and looked for the prey in the water like a torch.

Whoosh!The pebbles flew out, knocking out a crucian carp three meters away, and floating on its belly.

Excellent eyesight, hidden weapon kung fu is shocking!

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu performed the light work of "floating on the water", moved gracefully on the river surface, picked up the crucian carp dexterously, and threw it at Jing Ke's feet!

Zhao Yinger started counting: "The first one!"

Lin Yu returned to the branch, stood calmly, and continued to look at the crucian carp.

Yan Taizi Dan couldn't help applauding: "You are really a fishing god!"

Jing Ke also gave a thumbs up, sincerely admiring him.

Everyone has seen masters who fly over the walls, but never seen a knight who walks on the water as if walking on the ground!

At this moment, Qin Wuyang pursed his lips, not daring to be arrogant anymore.

Whoosh!The second pebble flew out and hit the crucian carp in the water again!

Lin Yu "floated on the water" again, picked up the crucian carp, and threw it to the shore.

"Wonderful! Wonderful!" Crown Prince Dan was full of praise!

Many diners also praised it one after another.

"It's a spectacle to catch fish like this!"

"It's shocking and weeping ghosts and gods!"

"Master Lin's lightness kung fu is unparalleled in the world!"

"Hidden weapon kung fu is wonderful!

"Lucky today, eye-opening!"

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Gao Jianli was so excited that he played music, sang loudly, and expressed his praise and admiration for Lin Yu in a wild literary way!

After the fifty pebbles were thrown, there were already fifty crucian carp piled up under Jing Ke's feet!

Lin Yu returned to the shore, slaughtered the crucian carp with a cold iron butcher knife, removed the internal organs, scraped off the scales, and cut it open in the middle.

His movements were so fast that everyone was dazzled.

Lin Yu teased: "Ying'er, what you mastered is the pig-killing knife technique, and what I'm playing now is the fish-killing knife technique."

Zhao Yinger said: "I suddenly felt that the 'fish-killing knife technique' can be used in the cruel torture of 'ling Chi'."

Lin Yu said: "Yes, you are very imaginative and have the potential to become a female devil."

Zhao Yinger giggled and said, "It's just an assumption. I'm a kind and cute girl, not a ruthless female devil."

Lin Yu reminded: "In a dangerous situation, you must be ruthless and destroy the enemy!"

Zhao Yinger nodded and helped clean the crucian carp.

After the slaughter, Lin Yu quickly set up a long barbecue pit and placed a double-layer barbecue net!

Seeing these tools, Prince Yan, Jing Ke and others exclaimed again and again, thinking that Lin Yu would do tricks.

Fifty crucian carp were sandwiched into the barbecue net and roasted at high temperature.

The crowd watched without taking their eyes off.

When the skin of the crucian carp was roasted slightly yellow, Lin Yu held a brush in each hand, dipped in olive oil, and quickly smeared the crucian carp.

Flip and bake for a while, brush with oil again, and then sprinkle with seasoning and chili powder.

Lin Yu's purpose in grilling crucian carp this time is not to show off his barbecue cooking skills, but to show off his kung fu.

He adopted a more popular and quick roasting method, and did not pickle the crucian carp.

Even so, after the roasting, the fifty crucian carp exudes a meaty aroma.

Zhao Yinger said: "Jing Ke, eat quickly!"

With a smile on his face, Jing Ke picked up a crucian carp.

In the wild in late autumn, the wind is biting.

Eating a warm grilled crucian carp can warm your stomach.

Lin Yu said before that fifty crucian carp were given to Jing Ke as dry food, so Yan Taizi Dan and Gao Jianli were embarrassed to propose to taste river fresh food.

With lively eyes, Jing Ke picked up two more grilled crucian carps and handed them to Prince Yan and Gao Jianli.

"Extremely fresh! Extremely fragrant!" Yan Taizi Dan was delighted to eat, sucking his nose.

Gao Jianli swallowed the fish, grinning so hotly: "Delicious contains spicy, must have ginger juice and cornel!"

Jing Ke wiped off the oil from the corner of his mouth, and said with a smile: "Brother Lin's barbecue cooking skills are superb, Brother Yu is very impressed!"

This guy is very witty and respectfully calls Lin Yu his elder brother.

Qin Wuyang stared at the delicious grilled crucian carp, swallowing crazily.

Jing Ke spat out the fishbone and said to Lin Yu: "I am ordered by the prince to go to Qin to do a big event! Brother Lin is superb in lightness skills, and he is extremely accurate in throwing hidden weapons. Why don't you go with me?"

Lin Yu deliberately asked, "what's the big deal?"

Prince Dan of Yan hurriedly said: "This matter is unusual, extremely dangerous, and has a bearing on the safety of the country..."

In the middle of speaking, a sharp fishbone stuck his throat, and he screamed in fright!

Chapter 094

Witnessing Yan Taizi Dan's painful expression, many disciples yelled in panic, trying their best to express their concern for their master.

Gao Jianli hurriedly asked, "Brother Jing, do you bring steamed buns or pancakes?"

Jing Ke shook his head: "There are only coils in the carriage...and a few jugs of wine..."

Gao Jianli stomped his feet anxiously: "If you don't eat steamed buns or pancakes, you can't swallow the fishbone in your throat!"

Lin Yu looked at Prince Yan's appearance and knew that the fishbone in his throat was deep and difficult to remove.

Suddenly, there was a "quack" sound behind him.

Looking back, I saw a few wild ducks swimming on the river.

Lin Yu hurriedly said: "Jing Ke, Qin Wuyang, both of you are warriors with strong martial arts skills, hurry up and catch a wild duck!"

Qin Wuyang said indignantly: "His Royal Highness is stuck with a fishbone, you have the time to roast a wild duck!"

Lin Yu scolded: "You really know a fart! Catching wild ducks is not to roast and eat, but to eliminate the fishbone in the prince's throat!"

Qin Wuyang was stunned with a confused expression.

Jing Ke was also surprised: "If you swallow duck meat, you can put the fish bones in your belly. If you don't eat duck meat, how can you get rid of the fish bones?"

Lin Yu said: "I don't have time to explain scientific knowledge to you. If you two dare to go to Qin to do great things, why don't you worry about not catching a little wild duck?"

Jing Ke looked distressed: "Brother Lin doesn't know something, I'm not good at swimming, and I don't know how to use hidden weapons."

Lin Yu asked: "Is there an archery club?"

Jing Ke said, "I am a swordsman, not a soldier who rides a horse and shoots arrows."

Zhao Yinger took the opportunity to laugh: "You know nothing but sword dancing, what big things can you do? Marry a wife?"

In an instant, Jing Ke's face turned red.

He glanced at Zhao Yinger's long snow-white legs, and swallowed his rebuttal.

Yan Taizi Dan made a few more "owwows", pointing at his own throat, a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

When he was a hostage in his youth, he suffered all kinds of humiliation. After he fled back to Yan Kingdom, he doubled his enjoyment of extravagant life.

At this time, the fishbone stuck in the throat, like a dagger, making Yan Taizi Dan panic!

Lin Yu sighed on purpose: "Oh... At the critical moment, I have to take action!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Yu picked up a pebble and ran to Yishui River!

He performed the lightness skill "floating on water" again, and at the same time threw pebbles, accurately stunned a wild duck, and captured it easily.

Back to the shore, Lin Yu broke off a twig: "take the empty wine glass!"

Gao Jianli obeyed the order and hurriedly fetched the wine glass.

Lin Yu held a branch in his hand, forked it into the wild duck's mouth, pounded it repeatedly, and then picked up its claws, with the duck's head facing down.

Suddenly, a transparent liquid oozed from the duck's mouth, flowed down the branch, and flowed into the wine glass.

Jing Ke opened his eyes wide: "This... is this the saliva of a wild duck?"

Lin Yu said: "To be precise, it is the mixture of wild duck's saliva and gastric juice, referred to as saliva! As long as the prince slowly drinks the wild duck's saliva, it can soften and dissolve the fishbone in his throat."

After Gao Jianli listened, Mao Sai suddenly understood: "Understood, wild ducks often eat snails and river mussels, and use their saliva to digest food."

Lin Yu said: "People who play music have a higher IQ, so I don't need to popularize science myself."

Jing Ke also suddenly realized, and said sincerely: "Brother Lin is both civil and military, well-informed and experienced, which is admirable!"

Qin Wuyang shouted: "His Royal Highness has a noble status, how can he drink the fishy saliva of wild ducks, it is simply absurd!"

In an instant, the diners were also talking about it.

Lin Yu shrugged: "I want to save face and suffer, let the prince decide!"

Everyone silenced and looked at Crown Prince Dan silently, wondering if he would like to drink the saliva of the wild duck.

Zhao Yinger leaned closer to the wine glass, sniffed it seriously, frowned, and covered her nose in disgust.

Yan Taizidan's throat hurts, he was anxious and angry, he didn't care about his own image, he hurriedly raised his hand to signal, and ordered Gao Jianli to bring the wild duck's saliva.

Immediately, Yan Taizi Dan held back the pungent stench, took a sip, and swallowed slowly...

Zhao Yinger shook her head, her face full of disgust.

Prince Yan's face turned red, and he took another sip...

In the end, the fishbone stuck in the throat was dissolved by the wild duck's saliva.

Yan Taizi Dan drank two cups of rice wine in a row, collected himself, and bowed his hands: "Thank you, Master Lin!"

Lin Yu said, "it's a trivial matter, so you're welcome."

Qin Wuyang said with a smile: "By the way, kill this wild duck, roast it and eat it!"

Lin Yu stared and reprimanded: "wild ducks are protected wild animals, how can they be slaughtered at will? You are young, but you have such a vicious heart!"

Qin Wuyang poked his neck and yelled, "Wild ducks are meant to be eaten! Why should they be protected?"

Lin Yu said: "The wild duck sacrificed its saliva to eliminate the fishbone in the prince's throat. It owes the prince a favor. How can you repay the favor?"

Qin Wuyang said: "It was obviously forced by you..."

"Shut up!" Crown Prince Dan ordered Qin Wuyang to step back.

Lin Yu grabbed the wild duck and managed to get it back into the river. It suddenly woke up, jumped a few times, and swam away in a hurry.

Prince Yan said sincerely: "Master Lin is not only wise and brave, but also has a heart of benevolence and righteousness. He can be called a hero!"

Lin Yu pretended to be modest: "There are mountains beyond mountains, and people beyond people. I'm just a ranger selling barbecue!"