Guo Furong comforted Li Dazui: "Okay, just understand your own strength, don't cry."
Tong Xiangyu pointed at Guo Furong angrily: "Xiao Guo! It's all because of your good deeds! When you're full, you can dress up as a woman and compete with Yang Huilan!"
Xiao Guo scratched it with a folding fan: "Shopkeeper, I am also kind, I want Xiao Bei to be obedient and practice calligraphy seriously."
Bai Zhantang echoed Tong Xiangyu, pretending to be indignant and said: "It's fine if others take advantage of it, but you say you're a girl, why join in the fun?"
Lu Xiucai said: "It's a waste of money, how good it is to buy a few books!"
Snapped!Guo Furong slammed the folding fan on the table!
Lu Xiucai hurriedly changed her words: "Actually, it's worth the money!"
While speaking, Yang Huilan floated downstairs.
She changed into beautiful clothes and smiled coquettishly at Guo Furong.
"Sanggong, what's the matter with you? Who are you angry with?"
Guo Furong shuddered, feeling extremely uncomfortable: "Who... who is your husband!"
Yang Huilan raised her beautiful eyebrows: "Sir, what do you mean? You just surrendered me in the martial arts competition, so you don't know me anymore?"
Guo Furong made goosebumps shake off: "You... can you stop calling me husband? I sound awkward..."
Yang Huilan continued to smile charmingly: "Okay, my husband."
Not only did Guo Furong get goosebumps, but Lin Yu also felt numb.
Yang Huilan said, "Then I'll change my name."
Li Dazui said painfully: "Hurry up and change one, hurry up!"
Yang Huilan said, "Then call me Husband!"
She laughed even more affectionately, and called out delicately: "Husband!"
Li Dazui thumped the table and stomped his chest, in pain.
Guo Furong's hair stood on end, and she said to Lin Yu, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm lucky enough to enjoy your twenty skewers of roast mutton!"
Obviously, she couldn't stand Yang Huilan.
Lin Yu hurriedly said: "Twenty skewers of roasted mutton with red willows are fragrant. Are you willing to give up?"
Before Guo Furong could answer, Li Dazui said, "As long as you give up the lamb skewers, I will roast two chicken legs for you every day!"
Tong Xiangyu asked: "Be clear in advance, whose account is it to roast two chicken legs every day?"
Li Dazui said, "It's all on my account!"
Guo Furong said: "This is what you said, don't play tricks!"
Li Dazui said: "If I play tricks, you can use your trick "Mountains and Seas" to push me to death!"
Guo Furong said with a smile: "Miss Yang, I have many shortcomings, and I have a serious tendency to violence. I especially like to beat my wife!"
Yang Huilan giggled: "I just like men who beat their wives! As the saying goes, beating is pain, scolding is love! From now on, if you don't beat me for a day, I'll be in a hurry with you!"
Lin Yu muttered, Nima, what a bitch!
Guo Furong stammered, "I...I already have a wife, and more than one!"
Everyone looked at Yang Huilan in unison.
Who knows, Yang Huilan said: "Then I will admit it too. If there are more people, the food tastes very delicious. Don't you think so?"
Everyone felt distressed and shook their heads helplessly.
Guo Furong raised her eight-character eyebrows: "It doesn't smell good! Let me tell you, our family is too poor to open the pot!"
Yang Huilan said: "Then marry a chicken and follow a chicken, marry a dog and follow a dog, no matter whether you are poor or rich, good or bad, I will follow you!"
Guo Furong put on a mysterious expression: "Even if I'm a woman?"
Yang Huilan said without thinking: "Yes! Even if you are a woman! I don't..."
Suddenly, she felt something was wrong: "Is it a woman?"
Guo Furong raised her head and laughed wildly: "Hahaha... I'm sorry, I'm a woman!"
Yang Huilan opened her eyes wide in disbelief.
"You... are you kidding me?"
Guo Furong took off her headscarf, revealing her beautiful hair.
"I used to be the same as you, with withered and yellow hair and split ends! Ever since I used the sesame oil ground by Li Dazui, everything has changed! Look, how confident I am now!"
As she spoke, Guo Furong shook her flowing hair.
Seeing that Guo Furong was a woman, Yang Huilan was astonished and slapped the table angrily.
"Wow! I, Yang Huilan, have crossed the big rivers. I didn't expect the boat to capsize in the stinky ditch today and fall into the hands of a little girl like you! Okay, just wait for me!"
Tong Xiangyu hurriedly said: "Miss Yang, don't be sad. As the saying goes, there are mountains beyond the mountains, and sky beyond the sky. Marriages of thousands of miles lead by a thread. Come, sit down first!"
Yang Huilan glared at Guo Furong, sat on the chair, her face flushed with anger.
Tong Xiangyu said: "If there is fate, just go to the house to pay respects. If there is no fate, we just go to each other. Why do we have to dance with swords and guns to recruit relatives? Besides, does your significant other have to be good at martial arts?
After hearing this, Yang Huilan frowned unhappily.
Lin Yu took the opportunity to say: "The shopkeeper Tong's words are very reasonable! Traveling in the rivers and lakes is not only based on martial arts! For example, I never rely on martial arts, but only rely on setting up a stall to sell barbecue!"
Yang Huilan rolled her eyes: "It's as if your martial arts are so powerful."
Lin Yu said: "Although I am not strong in martial arts, I can defeat you with one finger."
Yang Huilan laughed loudly: "You are too crazy, you want to defeat me with just one finger? Hmph, you think I only know sword skills! Let me tell you, my "Whirlwind Palm of Fallen Leaves" is also very powerful!"
Fallen Leaves Whirlwind Palm?
Wait, there is no such plot in "Wulin Biography".
Lin Yu understands that some plots have gradually changed because of his time travel.
Yang Huilan stood up and stretched out her right palm: "Come and try?"
Lin Yu can't subdue Yang Huilan with martial arts, but can only conquer Yang Huilan's taste buds with barbecue food and win her heart.
So Lin Yu shook his head: "I never fight women, I only give women barbecue."
Yang Huilan snorted: "Don't be so stubborn, I hate men who dare to speak but dare not to do!"
Lin Yu couldn't bear it anymore, so he raised his hand and used "Six Meridians Sword", hitting a bluestone slab on the roadside outside the door!
Everyone was stunned!
Bai Zhantang hurriedly ran out of the door, squatted by the bluestone slab, looked carefully, and then ran back to the inn.
"What's the situation?" Tong Xiangyu asked.
Bai Zhantang stared at Lin Yu, and suddenly clasped his fists together: "Your acupuncture technique is very powerful. I was blind before, so I didn't know you were a master of martial arts! Disrespect and disrespect!"
Guo Furong said, "Old Bai, you are not joking."
Bai Zhantang said: "Go and see that bluestone slab for yourself!"
Guo Furong walked out quickly, and squatted in front of the big rock to observe.
I saw a one-foot-thick bluestone slab pierced by Lin Yu with "Six Meridians Excalibur"!
Guo Furong was astonished and continued to admire her.
She quickly returned to the inn, and also cupped her fists and said, "I didn't expect you to hide your secrets, and your martial arts are so strong, I'm willing to bow down!"
Immediately afterwards, Tong Xiangyu, Yang Huilan, Li Dazui, and Lu Xiucai also went out curiously to observe the bluestone slab.
Afterwards, everyone returned to the inn and looked at Lin Yu with admiration.
Yang Huilan smiled slightly: "My eyesight is dumb, so it turns out that Seven Heroes Town Canglong Crouching Tiger!"
Lin Yu said: "Small skills are not worth mentioning. I pierced the bluestone slab just now, but I want to prove that I don't rely on martial arts to walk the rivers and lakes!"
Yang Huilan suddenly asked: "The roast leg of lamb that I ate yesterday, was it you who roasted it or Big Mouth!"
Li Dazui hurriedly raised his hand: "I baked it!"
Yang Huilan said: "I hate men who are full of lies! Ask again, who roasted the leg of lamb?"
Li Da's mouth is listless, and he points to Lin Yu.
Yang Huilan scolded angrily: "Damn it! Why did you lie to me?"
Li Dazui's expression was awkward: "I...I want to make a good impression on you..."
Yang Huilan sneered: "As a result, you left a very bad impression on me!"
Li Dazui cried, "Hui Lan, I was wrong! Please give me another chance!"
Yang Huilan ignored Li Dazui and said to Lin Yu, "Where did you come from?"
Lin Yu said: "I am the descendant of "Barbecue Pie"."
Yang Huilan asked: "What is your best barbecue food?"
Chapter 876 Ask her to taste three kinds of baked tofu
Lin Yu smiled slightly: "My best barbecue food, there are many!"
Li Dazui pointed at Lin Yu: "Don't brag! Only ghosts will believe it!"
Yang Huilan said: "As I said before, I hate men who lie the most."
Lin Yu said: "I'm not lying, what do you like to eat, I'll bake it for you right away!"
Yang Huilan said: "I like tofu!"
Li Dazui was happy: "Hahaha, tofu is too common, too common, let's see what kind of tricks you can bake!"
Lin Yu calmly said, "what flavor do you like?"
Yang Huilan said: "I can accept whatever you want."
Lin Yu said, "OK! I'll bake three kinds of tofu for you!"
Yang Huilan asked, "Which three kinds?"
Lin Yu said: "Please wait and see!"
After saying that, Lin Yu went to the backyard.
Yang Huilan, Tong Xiangyu, Bai Zhantang, Li Dazui, Guo Furong and Lu Xiucai also came to the backyard.
In an instant, Lin Yu had taken out the "Magic BBQ Grill" of "Wanjie Barbecue System" and placed it in the middle of the yard.
He opened the food box, took out two strings of stinky tofu, and put them on the grill.
Yang Huilan was curious: "What is this, it's not dark."
Lin Yu said: "Tofu!"
Li Dazui sneered: "How can this be tofu, you coax a three-year-old child..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Dazui hurriedly covered his nose!
"It stinks! It stinks!"
Yang Huilan, Tong Xiangyu and others also covered their noses.
Lin Yu said with a smile: "Everyone, have you never seen this kind of tofu? Its name is stinky tofu!"
Bai Zhantang frowned: "It's worthy of the name! It really stinks!"
Li Dazui said: "Hui Lan, Lin Yu is playing tricks on you, stinky tofu gives me a headache, how can I eat it?"
Yang Huilan covered her mouth and nose with her sleeve: "Lin Yu, what are you doing?"
Lin Yu said: "Stinky tofu smells stinky, but tastes delicious!"
While speaking, Lin Yu quickly toasted the stinky tofu and spread peanut oil on it.
During the high-temperature grilling on charcoal fire, the stinky tofu continuously releases a strong odor.
Guo Furong said: "I can't take it anymore, it stinks..."
Lu Xiucai said: "It's strange, this smell is quite special..."
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