Before he finished speaking, Bai Zhantang rushed from behind!
"Sunflower acupuncture hand!"
In an instant, beauty hits!
"Six Meridians Excalibur!" Lin Yu also made a move and got a discount!
Bai Zhantang laughed loudly: "Hahaha, finally caught these two female killers!"
Upon hearing this, Tong Xiangyu quickly led Guo Furong and Li Dazui out of the kitchen.
Guo Furong looked apologetic: "Old Bai, I thought you sneaked away, and I blamed you!"
Bai Zhantang said: "Is brother the kind of scumbag who is greedy for life and afraid of death, and doesn't care about his friends?"
Tong Xiangyu gave a thumbs up: "Old Bai, good job!"
Bai Zhantang said: "Thanks to Lin Yu, thanks to his setting up a barbecue stall and attracting two female killers."
Lin Yu said: "The two of them fell into the trap because they were greedy. I don't know if other killers are also greedy."
Bai Zhantang said: "I'll go and notify the yamen to take them away and send them to prison!"
Li Dazui stood in front of Meili and Zhanwei, and said braggingly, "Why, I came out, but you have turned into bears?"
Meili and Dazhe couldn't move or speak, so they could only glare at Li Dazui.
Lin Yu said: "Li Dazui, if you have the guts, I will untie the beautiful acupoints, and you two will compete!"
When Li Dazui heard this, his face changed drastically in fright.
He hurriedly waved his hands: "There is no need to compete, even if I don't plant it."
Nima, this kid's reaction is quite fast.
Not long after, Xing Butou led three policemen and hurried over...
Chapter 879 You Are a Brave Idiot
Catcher Xing clasped his fists and said, "Everyone has worked hard, thanks to your timely help, these two female killers were caught!"
Li Dazui hurriedly said: "Captain Xing, you don't have to be polite, it's our responsibility to eliminate harm for the people!"
Lin Yu said contemptuously, "Li Dazui, step aside! It's none of your business here."
Li Dazui retorted: "Why is it none of my business? If I hadn't dealt with the two female killers and angered them, would you and Lao Bai have a chance to perform acupuncture?"
Fuck, this guy has such a thick skin!
Bai Zhantang said: "Dazui, you were too scared to go out at that time. It was Lin Yu standing in the yard, kebabs and chicken wings, which attracted two female killers, thus creating a chance to catch them both!"
Li Dazui quibbled: "Shopkeeper, tell me, did I scold the female killer just now?"
Tong Xiangyu said: "Yes, you did scold the female killer, but you were so scolded that you didn't dare to go out."
Guo Furong said: "Yes, we can all testify, big mouth, don't put gold on your face."
Li Dazui smiled resentfully, but he was not willing to admit his love.
"Old Xing, in order to prove that I also eliminate harm for the people, when the non-toxic elders come, I will deal with them and create opportunities for you to be arrested!"
Catcher Xing looked suspiciously at Li Dazui: "Are you okay?"
Li Dazui said: "Although I don't know martial arts, I have a righteous and brave heart and an extraordinary IQ!"
Catcher Xing said: "Okay, I look forward to your extraordinary IQ!"
Lin Yu said: "In this case, let's wait and enjoy Li Dazui's wonderful performance!"
Catcher Xing smelled the aroma of barbecue and his stomach growled.
With official duties in hand, Catcher Xing couldn't care less about eating barbecue, so he had to leave and escort the two female killers to the Yamen.
It was not until evening that Xing Tutou returned to Tongfu Inn.
It just so happened that Lin Yu had just closed the stall and was sitting in the inn drinking tea.
Catcher Xing asked with a smile: "Lin Yu, did you close the stall early again?"
Lin Yu said: "No way, the business is so good, it sells from three o'clock in the afternoon to five o'clock."
Tong Xiangyu lay on the counter and helped Lu Xiucai keep the accounts: "The total income is 530 taels of silver."
Catcher Xing was full of envy: "Brother, your business is so prosperous that I don't even want to be a hunter. I'll follow you to learn how to barbecue and set up a stall to do business."
Lin Yu said: "Setting up a stall to sell barbecue is very hard work, and there is no such thing as a comfortable job."
As he spoke, Lin Yu picked up a bamboo basket from under the table, which contained mutton skewers and roasted pig's feet.
Catcher Xing's eyes lit up: "For me?"
Lin Yu said: "I know that you have worked hard to assist the county magistrate in interrogating the two female killers, so I will save some barbecue for you."
Xing Butou was elated: "Lin Yu is the one who knows me!"
He grabbed the trotters and gnawed wildly.
At this moment, Guo Furong came over: "Old Xing, what's the situation with those two female killers?"
Catcher Xing said while eating: "The two female killers are too arrogant and confident!"
"That's beautiful. She looks like the Monkey King. Thanks to her, she has the nerve to ask around, am I beautiful?"
"The discounted one is even uglier than beautiful. If beauty is [-] points, the discounted one is only [-] points."
Lu Xiucai laughed out loud, "Is it that ugly?"
Bai Zhantang came over and said, "Absolutely ugly! I got acupuncture points from the back, and when I looked at the face, oh my god, I was so scared that my legs went limp."
Everyone laughed.
Xing Tutou swallowed the crispy pigskin and took a sip of wine.
"Tell me about this person, some are crazy, some are pickled to death, some are sour, and some are strangled to death!"
While talking, Catcher Xing looked at Guo Furong, Tong Xiangyu, Lu Xiucai, and Li Dazui respectively.
The implication is that Guo Furong is too crazy, Tong Xiangyu is too stingy, Lu Xiucai is too sour, and Li Dazui is too greedy.
Catcher Xing went on to say: "If I deserve to die by being ugly, and the reputation spreads, how will I be able to mess around in the world in the future?"
Li Dazui rolled his eyes: "You will be beaten to death sooner or later!"
Xing Butou gnawed another mouthful of roasted pig's trotters: "Speaking of business, the elders of the Five Poison Sect will be here soon, and a fierce battle will start soon!"
Tong Xiangyu hurriedly asked, "Is the news reliable?"
Xing Butou said: "The news from the yamen is absolutely reliable. You fight first, and I will respond later."
He put the leftover grilled pig's trotters and mutton skewers into the bamboo basket, picked them up and walked out of the inn.
Guo Furong hurriedly called for help: "Big mouth!"
Li Dazui raised his head: "Don't be afraid, brother is covering you!"
After finishing speaking, Li Dazui ran out of the inn.
"Listen, people of the Five Poisons Sect, your grandpa Li Dazui is here, if you have the guts, you can fight me one-on-one!"
Bai Zhantang hurriedly pulled back Li Dazui: "Come back! What are you shouting for? You are dying!"
Li Dazui said: "Although I don't know martial arts, I am full of enthusiasm and courage. I must protect Xiao Guo!"
Guo Furong gave a thumbs up: "Brother Big Mouth is doing great!"
Li Dazui looks stupid, but in fact he is as smart as a monkey.
He knew that with Lin Yu and Bai Zhantang present, it was enough to deal with the enemy.
Lin Yu said to Bai Zhantang: "Let go! Let Li Dazui continue to shout!"
Tong Xiangyu also agreed, hurriedly opened Bai Zhantang, and pushed Li Dazui out of the door.
"You want to die? Hurry up!"
Li Dazui shouted: "Tong Xiangyu, you are too poisonous!"
Tong Xiangyu scolded: "Idiot! I can't help you at all. You just know what to do all day long, or you just eat!"
Lin Yu applauded: "Shopkeeper Tong speaks well!"
Li Dazui hurriedly quibbled: "They say I don't have a seed, but you say I'm an idiot? Humph, if I don't have a seed, would I dare to do this? Have you ever seen such a brave idiot?"
Lin Yu said: "Brave idiot, please continue to challenge the Five Poisons Sect!"
Li Dazui went out and shouted loudly: "People of the Five Poisons Sect, listen, your grandfather Li Dazui is here, what tricks do you have, just use it, if I frown, I will follow your last name! Come out!"
"That's what you said!"
A strange sound came from the roof.
When Li Dazui heard this, his face changed drastically with fright, and he quickly ran back to the inn.
The Baizhan Hall closed immediately.
"If you have the ability, don't hide in the house!"
The strange voice on the roof was full of sarcasm.
Immediately afterwards, there was a "buzzing" noise.
Li Dazui was shocked: "Oh my god, what's that sound?"
Lin Yu said: "Hornet!"
Bai Zhantang yelled: "No! There is a crack in the door and window! Go to the kitchen!"
Everyone ran into the kitchen.
Bai Zhantang picked up a stick of firewood: "Quick! Big mouth and close the door."
Lin Yu picked up the firewood and lit it quickly.
"Lu Xiucai, close the window over there!"
Lin Yu and Bai Zhantang quickly waved the burning firewood.
Suddenly, thick smoke filled the air, blocking the wasps outside.
The person on the roof said: "Elder Jin! I told you not to use the soul-chasing bee. If you insist on using it, you should just release my life-killing scorpion. How could this happen?"
Elder Jin said: "The enemy is at present, can Elder Yin suffocate to death with a few words?"
Elder Yin said: "What did I say, you have no ability, why are you angry at me?"
Elder Jin said: "Elder Yin! I respect you as a woman, don't push yourself too far!"
Elder Yin said: "I'm still getting carried away! This matter will spread, let's see where you put your old face!"
Tong Xiangyu listened, and said in a low voice: "The two elders of the Five Poison Sect seem to be at odds with each other."
Lin Yu said: "I guess, the two will fight among themselves."
Sure enough, there was a scream from the roof.
"You dare to let the five-step snake bite me!"
"Promise me first that this matter will not be spread, otherwise don't want an antidote!"
"Oh! You're crazy! Sting me with a deadly scorpion!"
"You are not kind, then don't blame me for being unrighteous."
"Ah! My slender hands!"
"Give you one last chance, where is the antidote?
"Bite him hard, don't let go!"
"Dead wife! If I knew today, why bother!"
There were screams from the roof.
Guo Furong said excitedly: "Lin Yu guessed right, they were fighting among themselves, and they were all poisoned!"
Li Dazui was overjoyed, ran to open the door, and walked into the courtyard.
"Come on, let the scorpion bite me if you have the ability! Grandpa, if I frown, I'm yours!"
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