I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Xiao Cui asked, "What's the matter?

Sai Diaochan exclaimed: "Oh, this is our family's ledger!"

Xiaocui said seriously: "Our family's account book? No way?"

Tong Xiangyu said: "You are wrong. The first half of the book is a fake. In order to lure you into the bait, the second half is yours."

Sai Diaochan was stunned: "You...how did you get it?"

Li Dazui patted Bai Zhantang's shoulder: "You don't even ask, what did my brother do before?"

Bai Zhantang smiled and said, "Low-key, low-key."

Tong Xiangyu said: "Sai Diaochan, I just couldn't figure it out before, how did you make so much money, aren't you afraid of accidents?"

Sai Diaochan said: "Are you afraid of doing business again? This is called a horse without night grass and not fat."

Tong Xiangyu said: "This is true. The key is that the horse wants to be fatter, and the belly will be full of oil before it will be finished."

Sai Diaochan said, "This person is just different from other people."

Xiao Cui said, "It's definitely different!"

Tong Xiangyu said: "However, the law is the same for everyone, this is our responsibility and obligation!"

Guo Furong echoed: "Obligation!"

Tong Xiangyu said: "If there is no money, how can the court have so much money to protect your various rights?"

Guo Furong echoed: "Right!"

Tong Xiangyu said: "The road in front of the gate, the bridge by the river, the guards on the frontier, and the post at the city gate."

Guo Furong echoed: "Whistle! "

Tong Xiangyu said: "That's all collected from countless taxes!" "

Sai Diaochan clapped her hands: "Okay, okay, you said it very well. Today, I really listened to what you said, which is better than reading ten years of books."

Xiaocui echoed: "Ten years book!"

Sai Diaochan said: "I also know what to do, so I'll go now!"

She wanted to escape from the inn, but was generally taken back by Lin Yu.

Lin Yu laughed: "you want to go, it's not so easy!"

Sai Diaochan's expression changed drastically: "What do you want to do?"

Lin Yu said: "Nothing, please eat a bunch of stinky tofu!"

Sai Diaochan was even more surprised: "Stinky tofu? What do you mean? Don't plot against me!"

Chapter 894

Lin Yu cast the "Six Meridians Excalibur", and hit Sai Diaochan and Xiaocui's acupoints from a distance.

The two stood still.

Bai Zhantang said: "How can you use a butcher's knife to kill a chicken? Why bother brother Lin to do it, my sunflower acupressure hand is enough to deal with them both!"

Lin Yu returned to the backyard, opened the food box, and took out two strings of stinky tofu.

Back in the hall, Lin Yu held up the stinky tofu.

"It stinks, it stinks..." Guo Furong covered her nose.

Lin Yu put the stinky tofu in front of Sai Diaochan's nose and shook it back and forth, causing her eyebrows to wrinkle and her face to turn red.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu shook the stinky tofu in front of Xiaocui's nose again, which made her roll her eyes.

Lin Yu threatened: "Sai Diaochan, you are only allowed to hand over all the money to the Yamen before tonight, otherwise, I will smoke you with stinky tofu for three days and three nights!"

Sai Diaochan widened her eyes in fright: "How dare you?"

Xiaocui shed tears: "No, no!"

Lin Yu said: "If you agree, I will let you go."

Sai Diaochan snorted: "I won't agree, I'm related to Lou Zhi County."

Tong Xiangyu said: "Don't fool me anymore, I have already asked Lao Xing, you have nothing to do with Louzhi County! You still want to lie to me!"

Li Dazui said: "The real relatives of Louzhi County are here! Louzhi County is my uncle!"

Lin Yu ordered: "Dazui, lock Sai Diaochan and Xiaocui into the firewood room, and then bring two big pots of stinky tofu to smoke them hard!"

Sai Diaochan panicked: "Don't, don't... I'll just make up the money..."

Lin Yu said: "You must take the account book and go to the Yamen to make up the money. Don't play tricks with me!"

Coincidentally, Xing Tutou walked into the inn.

"Yo, which song is this sung?"

Lin Yu said: "Lao Xing, you came just in time. Sai Diaochan escaped a lot of money and failed to pay. This is her account book."

Sai Diaochan hurriedly said: "I didn't evade the money, it's just that the account was miscalculated, so I have to go to the yamen to make up the payment!"

Catcher Xing's eyes lit up: "Very good, very good, I'll take you there."

Only then did Lin Yu unlock the acupoints of Sai Diaochan and Xiao Cui, and they left angrily...

Tong Xiangyu said with emotion: "I never expected that the beauty trick failed, relying on stinky tofu, I got Sai Diaochan and Xiaocui done!"

Lu Xiucai said: "It's so dangerous, it saved my reputation and kept me pure."

……

In the evening, Tong Xiangyu was reading the ledger on the table, and Lin Yu was drinking tea beside him.

The criminal arrester came in through the door.

He said with a smile: "Serve the wine, serve the wine."

Bai Zhantang asked: "Old Xing, what kind of wine do you want?"

Xing Butou asked: "What good wine do you have? Bring me a jug!"

Bai Zhantang said: "My daughter is red, 70 years old."

The criminal arrester shook his head: "No, I want the most expensive, the most expensive wine."

Bai Zhantang said: "The most expensive one is Nurhong."

Xing Butou said: "Then hurry up and call me Hu Shiniang by the way, and sing me a little song!"

Bai Zhantang said: "Why do you call him, there are ready-made ones at home."

Tong Xiangyu, Bai Zhantang, Guo Furong, Li Dazui, and Lu Xiucai lined up and sang in unison.

"Old Xing, are you starving..."

As soon as this sentence came out, Lao Xing couldn't bear it anymore, he slid under the table and got out from the other end.

The crowd continued to sing: "If you are so hungry, please tell Xiangyu that Xiangyu will give you a fat intestine..."

The old criminal got up hurriedly: "I don't want to be fat, I want the most expensive food, the most expensive!"

Bai Zhantang said with a smile: "The most expensive one is fat intestines."

Tong Xiangyu patted Bai Zhantang: "Don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Yu asked: "Old Xing, you are so proud, do you get rich?"

Xing Butou said: "What kind of money are you making? The meal subsidies for the first two months have all been distributed today."

Tong Xiangyu asked: "Didn't you say that money is tight in the Yamen?"

Xing Butou said: "Yes, but Sai Diaochan from Yihonglou paid a large sum of money to solve the urgent need!"

"Louzhi County not only issued meal subsidies, but also temporarily decided to award the best merchant of this season to Yihonglou, and there is also a reward of 50 taels of silver!"

After Tong Xiangyu heard this, his eyes straightened, his body tilted to the point of falling, and Bai Zhantang hurriedly supported him.

Xing Butou hurriedly said: "Shopkeeper Tong, don't be discouraged, you must persevere to the end, next quarter will be you, work hard and work hard."

Tong Xiangyu cried: "Oh, this best merchant should be mine..."

That night, Lin Yu roasted two authentic Jinling roast ducks for everyone to enjoy...

the next day.

Lu Xiucai was lying on the table, writing furiously.

Lin Yu passed by, took a closer look, and deliberately exclaimed: "Fuck! You can write well... a scholar with a magic pen, the best in the world in terms of literary talent and martial arts!"

Guo Furong snatched the manuscript: "What are you writing?"

Lu Xiucai yelled, "Bring it here, I haven't finished writing yet."

Guo Furong read: "Scholar with the magic pen, the best in literature and martial arts in the world...Scholar with the magic pen? How come I haven't heard of it."

Lin Yu pointed at Lu Xiucai: "Obviously, he is a scholar!"

Lu Xiucai smiled and held his hand: "The novel I wrote, "Wulin Biography", volume one."

Guo Furong read it carefully: "Hey? Why is there me here?"

Lin Yu said: "If you guess correctly, you are the heroine."

Lu Xiucai chuckled twice: "That's right! Xiao Guo is the heroine."

Guo Furong was overjoyed: "Haha, you didn't want to trample on me, did you?"

Lu Xiucai said, "Do I have the guts?"

Bai Zhantang walked over, snatched the manuscript, and read aloud: "Bai Zhantang's face is like earth, and his bucket is like sifting chaff. I only regret that my parents lost two legs..."

Guo Furong said angrily, "This isn't so cheap!"

Lu Xiucai explained: "This is written by Lao Bai, not you!"

Lin Yu said, "Does Lao Bai deserve to be written as a coward by you?"

Lu Xiucai said embarrassedly: "Writing novels is all fiction."

Bai Zhantang asked: "Xiucai, in the novel, did I marry a wife?"

Lu Xiucai said, "Do you want to marry a wife? Okay, I'll write it for you right away."

At this moment, Tong Xiangyu walked downstairs.

Bai Zhantang hurriedly said: "I want to write about two people, one wife and one concubine, adding two big houses."

Tong Xiangyu asked curiously: "What kind of wife and concubine?"

Bai Zhantang added: "There are still two houses."

Tong Xiangyu asked: "Have you started stealing again?"

Bai Zhantang shook his head: "No, the scholar gave it."

Tong Xiangyu scolded angrily: "Lv Qinghou!"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "this is a novel written by a scholar, not true."

Tong Xiangyu retorted: "novels are not good either, don't write those messy things in the future, what kind of love, what kind of love, it's not healthy, Lin Yu, come with me."

Lin Yu reminded the scholar: "Write me in too, I am a gangster with superb cooking skills! Three wives and four concubines, three houses!"

Tong Xiangyu called again: "Zhantang, you come up too."

Lin Yu and Bai Zhantang followed Tong Xiangyu into the room.

Lin Yu asked, "What's the matter? You can't talk about it below, you have to come up?"

Bai Zhantang asked: "Is there overtime pay?"

Tong Xiangyu took out the baggage from the cabinet: "Have you seen these things before?

Bai Zhantang: "Isn't this belonging to the tomb robber Lei Lao Wu?"

Tong Xiangyu nodded: "Lao Wu Lei left in a hurry last time, and I didn't have time to return him! Lin Yu, Zhantang, you all figured out a way to help me deal with it."

Lin Yu said: "Sell stolen goods? I can't do this, Lao Bai is good at it."

Bai Zhantang hurriedly said, "I've been out of the arena for a long time, and I'm no longer familiar with it."