Everyone around was sprayed.
fog grass.
Your Majesty, you are so flexible.
So flexible.
"Hurry up and take this king's good son-in-law to the palace."
that's it.
Xuanzang and the others were taken to the palace.
The king of Tianzhu saw Sha Wujing and the jade-faced fox.
My feet were swollen from drooling on the spot.
"Okay, good son-in-law. You go and get along with my daughter first today, and tomorrow the king will hold a grand wedding for you."
"Well, the king of Ben is also getting along well with your apprentice today, and we will have a wedding together tomorrow."
Xuanzang raised his eyebrows.
"Your Majesty, it's not good for you to do this."
"Seniority is messed up."
The king of Tianzhu was drooling and waving his hands.
"It's okay, it's okay, we're going our separate ways."
"From now on, I will call you Master, and you will call me Emperor Father."
puff!
The surrounding ministers sprayed it.
They covered their faces one by one.
They don't want such a funny king either.
But Buddhas and Bodhisattvas support this funny comparison, what can they do?
They are also desperate.
Xuanzang glanced at the two female apprentices.
Sha Wujing looked nervous.
The jade-faced fox, but the naughty Xuanzang, blinked.
Foxy, some things are instinctive.
It has nothing to do with character.
As well-behaved as a jade-faced fox, it is really easy to clean up that Tianzhu king.
that night.
Xuanzang was sent to the boudoir of the false princess.
"The poor monk has seen the moon rabbit benefactor!"
After Xuanzang entered the room, he cut straight to the point.
With a smile on your face, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming.
Moon Rabbit's expression changed slightly, but immediately returned to normal.
"Hmph, Tang Xuanzang, now that you know the identity of the deity."
"The deity is not polite. Today the deity wants you to pay the price."
Xuanzang blinked.
"So, what's the price?"
The moon rabbit showed a proud look.
"The deity will kill you. And in the cruelest way."
Xuanzang let out a cry.
"Then Moon Rabbit Benefactor, how are you going to kill the poor monk?"
"Is it steamed? Or boiled? Beheaded, or heart?"
"There are a total of 780 six ways to kill people. Which one do you plan to use?"
Moon Rabbit was dumbfounded.
Are there so many ways to kill someone?
So which one should I choose?
hiss.
So tangled.
After thinking for a long time, Moon Rabbit raised his head and asked in a daze.
"Tang Xuanzang, which one do you think is better for the deity?"
Xuanzang smiled slightly.
"The poor monk is here to suggest that you, the benefactor, kill the poor monk in the most cruel, terrifying and irreversible way in the world."
Moon Rabbit's eyes lit up, his face full of excitement.
"any solution?"
Xuanzang had a serious face, clasped his hands together.
"This way is extremely terrifying."
"Once used, the poor monk can only watch his life go by little by little, but there is no way to change it."
"Day and night live in fear of death."
Moon Rabbit blinked.
"It sounds really scary."
"Tell me, what is it?"
Xuanzang spread his hands.
"Old and dead."
Boom!
Moon Rabbit's face hit the ground directly.
She hurriedly got up.
His face was full of anger.
"Tang Xuanzang, don't think that the deity will let you go if you pretend to be crazy and slick your tongue."
"You need to know why the deity is waiting for you here."
"I don't know!"
Xuanzang answered very simply.
Moon Rabbit's smile turned into a sneer, and the mana sealed the entire room.
"You really don't know?"
Xuanzang thought about it.
"Then... the poor monk knows?"
hiss!
Moon Rabbit suddenly felt a headache.
Why the hell am I here to deal with this monk?
She shook her head vigorously.
"Tang Xuanzang, the deity does not talk nonsense with you. If the Tathagata has one thing of the deity, the deity can only obey his orders. And the deity hates every one of you Dongtu."
"So the deity will happily kill you."
Xuanzang looked thirsty for knowledge.
"Benefactor, do you hate everyone in our eastern land? Why?"
Moon Rabbit snorted.
"Why did the deity tell you?"
Xuanzang sighed.
"Okay, the poor monk will ask a new question!"
"Benefactor, if you please everyone in Dongtu, it's not human. Do you hate it?"
The corner of Moon Rabbit's mouth twitched again.
Xuanzang shook his head.
"Well, it seems that you still don't want to answer this question, benefactor."
"The poor monk will get another one."
"What does the Tathagata have in your hand, the benefactor?"
A vein twitched on Moon Rabbit's forehead.
"Tang Xuanzang, don't ask questions here."
Xuanzang spread his hands.
"The poor monk can ask South and North?"
Moon Rabbit finally went berserk.
She jumps up.
Make a horrible sound.
"This deity is the peak of the Hunyuan Golden Immortal, Hunyuan Jinxian, are you afraid?"
Xuanzang nodded sincerely.
"Scared, quite scared."
Moon Rabbit finally nodded in satisfaction.
But don't wait for her to breathe a sigh of relief.
Xuanzang smiled slightly.
"Then what are you afraid of, benefactor?"
Moon Rabbit snorted disdainfully.
"I am not afraid of anything."
"Although the Tathagata threatens the deity with the deity's things."
"But the deity actually doesn't care about that shit at all, the main reason is to come and kill you."
Xuanzang shook his head.
"If you don't believe me, even saints are afraid."
"How can you not be afraid of anything?"
Moon Rabbit crossed his hips.
"If you are not afraid, you are not afraid."
"You have the ability to pick out one that scares the deity."
"If you can take it out, I will call you Dad."
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