I, Dong Zhuo, love the people like a son

I, Dong Zhuo, Love the People Like My Son Author: Hidden in Late Autumn 86

Summary:

My name is Dong Zhuo, I was born in the late Han Dynasty, and I am a time traveler.I am very dissatisfied with transmigrating to this old and ugly fat man. Fortunately, there is a special auxiliary system.

As long as I love the people like a child and firmly stand in the proletarian camp of the poor and beaten workers, the system can help me change my fat into muscles, my fat face into melon-seeded face, and realize my dream of reverse growth and handsomeness.

I thought this matter was very simple, but I didn't expect that group of crooked subordinates, full of scholar-bureaucrats, and princes from all over the world to toast and not eat or drink fine wine!

Chapter 1 The old man is very reasonable

"Get out, get out of here!"

Taiwei Mansion,

A fat man suddenly let out an angry roar, shaking the roof tiles.After shouting, he still couldn't let go of his hatred, and he picked up his sword and hurriedly chased the general wearing luxurious cicada clothes, angrily said: "No, you stop for me, I will chop you up!"

That tonnage made the paulownia boards in the hall creak, like a slight earthquake.

"Brother, calm down, calm down, we are brothers of the same mother, what can we say... Brother, you are serious, please forgive me!"

The fleeing general looked flustered and begged for mercy as he ran.

Unexpectedly, the fat man who was chasing him slashed at him with a sword, and he was so frightened that his soul died. He didn't dare to talk nonsense, and hurriedly used all his strength to escape.

So much so that I didn't notice the threshold, and fell straight into the shit.

Subconsciously wanted to cry out the pain, but when he turned his head and saw the fat man chasing him aggressively, his face panicked again, and he started to run around again, in a panic.

It wasn't until he saw that the fat man couldn't catch up because of his heavy body, he didn't forget to salute in a panic: "Brother, calm down, me, can I come back tomorrow?"

"Are you provoking me?"

The fat man who was panting and holding the door saw this, and came up again in a fit of anger.

But after chasing and failing to catch up, he saw the long sword in his hand in a hurry, and threw it at the general: "If you dare to mention that again tomorrow, I will definitely chop you up!"

Although he can't run, he has great strength.

After the long sword was released from his hand, it screamed swiftly in the air, and pierced obliquely into the stone bricks on the ground with a clang, less than a foot away from the general's shoe.

The general instantly felt that the lower part of his clothes seemed to be a little wet, and after realizing it, he ran away in embarrassment.

The guards wearing helmets and armor on both sides of the gate looked no better than the general just now, they were pale and pale.All of them lowered their heads, not daring to look at the angry fat man at the gate.

But the fat man gasped for breath, and asked harshly, "Did you see what happened just now?"

The guard trembled in fright, knelt down on the ground, and said tremblingly: "This subordinate didn't see it, this subordinate didn't see anything, Taiwei, please forgive me!"

The fat man was puzzled at the time: I mean, everyone saw me throwing the sword, so why don't you have a little sense and quickly pick it up?

"You are not blind, just look at it, what's the big deal?" He couldn't help but muttered again.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, the bodyguards trembled like chaff, they all hurriedly knelt down and shouted in unison: "Taiwei, spare your life!"

"I, I, old man... oh!" Fatty didn't know what to say when he saw this, he just confessed frankly depressed: "Go get the old man's sword."

"Here!" Hearing this, the guards breathed a sigh of relief.

One of them ran to the square and pulled out his sword twice, and then walked respectfully.But when he put his hands up, his face suddenly changed again: This is a guy who can kill!

Our Taiwei Dong fought and galloped in Liangzhou, with a fierce reputation, and countless dead souls under his command.There are also many rebellious Qianghu tribes who were razed to the ground by his order...

I didn't understand the meaning of the Taiwei just now, will he do it in a fit of anger...

Thinking of this, his hands trembled unknowingly, great fear seized his body, and the roots of his teeth chattered... In just a short moment, it seemed that a thousand years had passed.

The fat man took the sharp sword casually, but stared at the guards with puzzled eyes, and asked, "You all seem...to be afraid of this old man?"

"No, I'm not afraid..." The guards raised their heads one after another, showing smiles uglier than crying.But then, they all changed their words: "No, we are afraid, of course we are afraid..."

Fatty was not happy at that time, waved his hands and explained earnestly: "You don't have to be like this, just now the old man fought with his younger brother, there is a reason for it. When there is nothing wrong, the old man is very reasonable."

After finishing speaking, he tried his best to squeeze out a smile that he thought was very friendly.

But when the guards saw this, they were really on the verge of tears. They couldn't even say a word of compliment, and all their eyes showed only one desire: "Taiwei, please stop talking, let's go, don't scare us anymore." OK? ...

Seeing this, the fat man sighed melancholy again, and walked back to the inner hall.

The back view looks a little lonely.

On the way, I heard the guards behind me sigh in relief.

This... is even more lonely.

"God, what crime did I do, you want to play with me like this?..." Sitting on the wide and strong yellow rosewood beard bed, the fat man wanted to cry without tears: "It's just playing the Three Kingdoms game and choosing a Dong Zhuo faction. If you want to change your life against the sky in the virtual world, why did you time travel?"

"Just wear it, why did you become this unlucky Dong Zhuo!"

"It doesn't matter if you choose Dong Zhuo in the game, but you can become Dong Zhuo through time..." As he said, he got up and walked to a tall but blurry bronze mirror, his expression becoming more and more depressed.

In the bronze mirror is a large horizontal face, with thick and short eyebrows, as if hanging upside down.The nose is not small, but the root of the nose is slightly collapsed, not handsome at all.The mouth is wide and wide, half of which has nothing to do with beauty.

The only thing that can be justified is that a pair of eyes are a bit slender, and there is a rough and fierce power and evil spirit between opening and closing, which makes people dare not look at them.

"I don't want to scare people. His eyes are murderous and useless! The most important thing is, is his ugliness only because of his facial features? What's more important is his figure!"

Squeezing the fat around his waist, Dong Zhuo was speechless and choked: This hulking body is estimated to weigh four to five hundred catties, which is more than three times that of an ordinary person!

This figure is undoubtedly very suitable for horseback riding and hacking, and it has the strength to hold a hammer and wield a spear.The accumulation of energy and the thickness of fat can also be stored to resist hunger when the food and grass in the rear are in short supply.

When the weather is cold, there will be a better chance to keep warm and survive... What's more, the enemy's guy can also give the internal organs a buffer, which can serve multiple purposes.

However, but, to say a thousand words and ten thousand... As a modern person, how could he accept such a bloated figure?

The chances of diseases such as hyperlipidemia, high blood pressure, and arteriosclerosis will increase sharply, and you will be out of breath after taking two extra steps, just like carrying a mountain on your back.

Moreover, for every inch thick in the belly, isn't there an inch short under the belly?

The most depressing, and also the most unbearable, is Dong Taiwei's age this year... 51!

He was only in his early thirties before the crossing. Although he didn't do well, he was in the prime of life and everything still had hope. This time, 20 years have disappeared...

孽 孽!

"Oh, what are you worrying about? According to historical records, three years later, Dong Zhuo will be stabbed with a halberd by the famous 'godfather killer' Lu Bu!"

"Then it's over, it's a complete relief... What a fart!"

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but turn my depression into resentment, and looked at the corridor leading to the front hall with hatred: "After Dong Zhuo entered Beijing, he seemed to be powerful and overshadowed the sky with one hand, but in fact he was troubled by internal and external troubles, and there were many dangers!"

"However, that idiot who doesn't live up to expectations even proposed the lousy idea of ​​letting his soldiers plunder Luoyang. It's like buying me a luxury express one-way ticket to the underworld!"

He was a proletarian himself in his previous life, and he put himself in the shoes of the murderous soldiers who broke into the house without doing anything at home. His wife and daughter were raped, his only food and money were looted, and even the house was destroyed. will be set on fire...

Can the anger not come up?

"What the hell, he still feels aggrieved, do you know that with this order, the people all over Luoyang can't even complain about their grievances!... If something with a human face and a beast's heart dares to come back tomorrow, you have to show him something! "

"Ding, it was detected that the host has a heart of benevolence and compassion for the people, and Dong Zhuo's exclusive auxiliary system at the end of the Han Dynasty was activated!" Just as Dong Zhuo was filled with righteous indignation, an ethereal reminder sounded in his head.

Chapter 2 What system do you want? ... Well, it smells so good!

"Department, system?..."

Regarding this matter, Dong Zhuo was not only not excited at all, but even wanted to laugh: A modern person who is familiar with the historical development track has traveled here, and he has his own cheats, so do we need another system?

The system didn't know what he was thinking, and the ethereal female voice continued to introduce: "Dong Zhuo, the vicious and vicious demon king who traveled through the end of the Han Dynasty, has a precious heart to stand in the same camp as the common people in the world. This combination is simply too wonderful and dramatic. You have customized an exclusive assistance system."

"As long as you care about the people, benefit the people, or do something different from Dong Zhuo in history, you can get a certain amount of popularity, which can be exchanged for specific functions to help you turn the tide and navigate the troubled times!"

"Tch..." Dong Zhuo curled his lips, and said disdainfully: "What specific function, isn't it the opening of the mall, the big gift bag lottery, can it be something new?"

He who hates the system party has a confident and firm light in his eyes: Even if I was stabbed to death by Lu Bu three years later and jumped off the roof of the Taiwei Mansion, I don't care about your shitty system!

In the end, I couldn't help but say a murderous sentence, and provocatively said: "If I have the ability, I can turn fat into muscles, ugly guys into handsome men, and achieve happy reverse growth..."

Unexpectedly, the female voice replied immediately: "Okay, I have received the host's request, and the corresponding functional modules are being loaded... After loading, may the host exchange the popularity value just obtained for the requested reward?"

"Huh?..." Dong Zhuo couldn't help being a little dumbfounded: This exclusive auxiliary system seems to be a little different from other coquettish sluts, and there is something.

Then he opened the panel and saw that he only had 1 popularity point, and immediately said: "It's useless to save it, first exchange it to see the effect."

"As you wish."

As soon as the words fell, Dong Zhuo felt a warm current rising from his body and slowly flowing into his limbs.Especially in the face, abdomen and thighs, it is more obvious,

It feels warm, as if some invisible force is massaging the three parts.Crispy and numb, it makes people feel happy and comfortable.

But after only a minute, he said in disappointment, "This, this is the end?..."

Just as he was closing his eyes and preparing to enjoy, the heat flow in his body had stopped abruptly.It makes him feel restless and dissatisfied.

"The energy of 1 point of popularity has been exhausted, the host can test the effect first."

"That's right, curative effect is the key!" Hearing the reminder, he immediately opened his eyes and carefully looked at himself blurred in the bronze mirror.

It feels... There seems to be some changes, but it doesn't seem to be obvious.

The eyebrows are still thick and short, the nose is flat, the mouth is wide and wide, and the body is as fat as a fat pig... Wait, it seems that the fat on the thighs and waist is a little less?

If you look closely, the facial features seem to be more pleasing to the eye than before?

"1 point of popularity can only allow the host to complete the transformation for one month, and the transformation period is also slowly completed in one month."

"Why?" Dong Zhuo subconsciously asked.

Immediately, he realized: That's right, if the transformation was not completed within a month, it would be more terrifying than plastic surgery.

Let the natives of the Han Dynasty see it, and they will definitely think that they are reincarnated as evildoers.It doesn't have to be three years later, the sky lantern can be lit in advance...

"That is to say, as long as I continue to gain popularity in the future and invest in such transformations, can I become more handsome and realize the reverse growth of happiness?"

"Yes, it can not only transform the host's facial features, but also strengthen the body functions. As long as you have enough popularity points, you can live longer and return."

"The more you live, the more you go back?" Old Dong frowned, feeling offended.

Regardless of these, the system continues to promote itself: "And as the host further wins the hearts of the people, other functional modules will be unlocked."

"Then, what is my next task?"

"Task?..." The system paused for a moment, and seemed to be stunned for a moment: "Without a mission, I will not interfere with the host's actions, and will only give a test evaluation."

"No mission?"

Hearing this, the last worry dissipated: the reason he hated the system was because of the bloody setting of the mission, just like playing a game with a fixed plot.

If there are no mission requirements, you will not become a puppet of the system, and you can experience life in another world on the stage of troubled times... This is an open game.

Looking back at the bronze mirror, it seemed that he had become handsome and thinner again. After pinching himself, he couldn't help but open his mouth wide and smiled: Mmm...it smells so good!

This stop is a stick of incense time.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, anyway, the more I look at it, the more satisfied I am.Gradually, greed began to cause trouble: what should I do to get more popularity?

Well, make an act of loving the people.

For example, the proposal to completely prevent his subordinates from plundering Luoyang - in history, after Dong Zhuo entered Beijing, he not only allowed Dong Min's soldiers to plunder Luoyang, but all his subordinates!

Including the Liangzhou soldiers he brought, the Bingzhou soldiers who incorporated Lu Bu, the trilogy of the general He Jin and the chariot general He Miao, as well as the original Northern and Southern Second Army in Luoyang, and the West Garden Army planned by Emperor Ling...

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel ecstatic: Stop Dong Min and you can get 1 point of popularity. If you completely stop the looting of Luoyang and save the lives of the people, won't the popularity go up?

Moreover, the indulgence of soldiers to plunder Luoyang this time in history was also a major stain on Dong Zhuo's policy, and became an accelerator for him to go to Huangquan Road later.

After this happened, one of the crimes announced by the Kwantung princes when they raised their troops was that Dong Zhuo was cruel and inhumane, even worse than Jie and Zhou, which made him famous.

Internally, the ministers of the Manchu Dynasty also feared internal hatred and conspired many times.

As a result, when the heroes challenged Dong, Lao Dong had to burn Luoyang to the ground, and moved Emperor Xian, Mantang Gongqing and millions of people to Chang'an.

Why?

The foundation is unstable, and the people's hearts are lost...

Thinking of this, he sat back on the bed and said in a deep voice, "Come here."

"Captain."

"The old man ordered that all the generals under his command come to the mansion tomorrow to discuss important matters."

"Here." Hearing the words, the guard got up tremblingly and was about to retreat.