The West Garden has now been converted into a military camp, and Bi Guiyuan is said to be full of exotic flowers and plants, and rare animals.The most important thing is that all the ladies and sisters inside are good-looking, and they speak nicely. Liu Hong liked staying there very much during his lifetime.

"This old man is a Han minister, you actually want this old man to trespass into Bi Guiyuan as a courtier, you!..." Thinking of this, Dong Zhuo burst into a rage immediately, his eyes spewing fire.

"Excuse me, Captain, please forgive me!..."

Xiao Huangmen immediately kowtowed his head like pounding garlic, never expecting that this arrogant and daring official still has such a heart of loving the emperor Chicheng, for fear of losing his own life.

"You!...You really did a great job, why didn't the old man think of such a good place?"

Unexpectedly, Lao Dong's words changed later, and he bent down and patted Xiao Huangmen's shoulder intimately, and said with great interest, "Come on, prepare the car!"

Looking at his generous back as he walked out excitedly, Xiao Huangmen's legs were so frightened that his legs went limp at the moment.

The maidservant next to her was about to help her up, but Xiao Huangmen cried with a sad face and said: "Go and get a clean shin coat first, this servant is just now, just now... Taiwei, why are you doing this?"

When he arrived at Biguiyuan, Old Dong... was overwhelmed at the time: What about exotic flowers and plants, rare animals, it is basically a bare garden.

The palace gardens and pavilions are well maintained, but the problem is that it is winter, how many exotic flowers and grasses can overflow with fragrance and sway green branches in this season?

"Is this what you said, a good place to cultivate your body and mind?"

After visiting the garden for a little while, Old Dong became impatient.He drew out his saber and shook the sword flower casually, and after cutting off a branch like thunder and lightning, he looked at Xiaohuangmen and said angrily.

Who knows that Xiao Huangmen is not afraid at this time, but said with a smile: "Taiwei, please come with the servant, if you are still not satisfied, please cut off the dog's head of the servant."

As he said that, he took the lead to lead the way and walked into a luxurious palace.

Old Dong followed up suspiciously, and then his face became shocked, he saw that the palace was extremely luxurious, the courtyard was bright red, and the interior of the palace was newly painted.

The threshold is adorned with brass and painted with gold.

The stairs to the upper hall are made of white jade, and the strip-like crossbars exposed on the inner wall of the hall are decorated with gold rings, and embedded with Lantian jade walls, pearls, and emerald feathers. Its richness and luxury are astonishing.

After finally entering inside, his expression changed even more dramatically: first he was extremely shocked, then extremely happy.Then I was a little embarrassed, but then I couldn't control it, and my expression gradually became obsessed...

"You, where did you bring this old man?" Old Dong turned his head with difficulty, looked at the little yellow gate and asked.

"Bi Guiyuan..." Little Huangmen replied puzzledly.

"No!" Old Dong shook his head resolutely, and said firmly, "This is clearly...heaven!"

Chapter 48 Call Me Pretty!

As soon as he entered the palace, Old Dong felt his body heat up, and he couldn't help but want to take off his clothes.

Looking around, I found that the courtyard is surrounded by steaming fog. It turned out to be surrounded by hot spring water drawn from the mountain, and there are many charcoal basins around, which makes people feel like spring.

After taking a deep breath of the steam, you will feel a strange fragrance and feel comfortable all over.After pushing away the dense water vapor, I found that a lot of spices were sprinkled in the hot spring soup.

"Taiwei, this is the 'Yinchi incense' offered by the Western Regions. It is extremely precious. The late emperor ordered people to boil it into soup and let the maids bathe in it. introducing.

"Here, doesn't this old man remember... that's the case in the West Garden?"

At this moment, seeing the singer with jade-colored skin and light body in the hot spring soup, rowing a boat in the water with a pole, Lao Dong was completely stunned.

The orchid soup is shining, and the mist is dense.

The ladies and sisters on the boat have thin gauze and almost no clothes covering their bodies. Swaying in the soup, it is even more inevitable that the clothes are wet and clinging to each other, which outlines a graceful and delicate body.Some bathe directly in the soup as if there is no one else around, and there are melodious music all around.

Some of them look at themselves and feel sorry for themselves, some dipped and wiped lightly, and some are pouring the water with powdered powder into the river canal after bathing, and the water canal is fragrant... These scenes of jade bones, ice muscles, lively colors and fragrant scenes are full of scenes. , with movements, expressions, and voices, it's simply provocative and hard to restrain yourself.

"The soup restaurant in the West Garden was only visited by the first emperor when it was hot in summer. The spring water from the mountain flows in from the bottom to form a cool waterfall, and there are various cool plants and flowers all around. The cool breeze is blowing. enjoy."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Huangmen still had a mournful expression on his face, as if recalling the good old days: "The poor late emperor died early, and the soup restaurant in Xiyuan was also given by the Taiwei..."

"Huh?..." Hearing this, Old Dong snorted, and his complexion changed.

Xiao Huangmen realized immediately, and the words on his lips became: "The Taiwei is worried about the country, and he doesn't like that extravagant land, so it would be great to shovel and rebuild the barracks."

"It's just that this soup restaurant that the late emperor came to in winter has the miraculous effect of treating wind diseases."

"The Taiwei has worked hard and made great achievements, but it is inevitable that your body will suffer. I came here not for pleasure, but for healing and strengthening the body. It can't be ruined anymore."

Old Dong was shocked when he heard the words, he had never seen someone who could speak nonsense so smoothly and coherently.

It's a pity that his rank is still not enough, and there is still a little integrity left, so he can only blush and nod: "No, not bad... I come here to soak in the hot springs for healing, not for entertainment."

Fortunately, the temperature in the temple was very high, and it was impossible to tell whether her face was flushed red or blushing.

Xiao Huangmen smiled knowingly, but it was fleeting, and then sighed again: "It's a pity, there are two people missing in this palace now, and it has lost a lot of color."

"Which two people are missing, why will it lose a lot of color?" Old Dong didn't understand again, he felt like a turtle who had been poor for a long time and became rich, entering a high-end entertainment club for the first time.

"One is a court lady Zhao, who is very good at water and has a plump body, with smooth skin. She is as graceful and graceful as a fish swimming in this hot spring, and can float quietly on the soup surface for a long time."

"Just know how to swim..." Old Dong subconsciously said, and then he imagined the scene, and then stopped annoyed: I really am a bumpkin!

"Also, is there another person?"

"The other person is Liu Cainv, who is so good at holding her breath that she can hold her breath underwater for a stick of incense without taking a breath."

"I just can hold my breath..." As soon as he opened his mouth, Old Dong regretted again: holding his breath is not a skill, nor is it the point.The point is...

Hold your breath underwater in the hot springs!

Thinking of this, Old Dong immediately flew into a rage, and asked Xiao Huangmen angrily: "Where did those two go?...Whoever dares to touch the people in the late emperor's harem, this old man will cut him off!"

"This..." Xiao Huangmen's expression became weird all of a sudden, and he was still a little scared. He hesitated for a long time before saying: "Mother, did the Taiwei forget, half a month ago, Captain Lu came to pick two..."

"..."

For a moment, Old Dong somewhat understood why Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu turned against each other in history.Even at this moment, he wanted to drag that Nizi back from Mang Mountain and beat him up violently.

However, things are not without redemption.

Immediately, he looked at the ladies and sisters in Tangquan, and said, "Wait, is there anyone who is good at water, or knows how to hold one's breath?"

The Gong'e singer who had been acting like no one else before did not dare to pretend to be cold anymore.After looking at each other, two of them bravely said: "Taiwei, I might give it a try."

"Okay!" Old Dong was overjoyed, seeing that the two of them were slim and beautiful, looking as if they were about to fly away.The other one is graceful, beautiful and charming, and he couldn't help being elated: "The two of you will go to Captain Lv's mansion to find those two palace servants to learn art. After you return from your studies, the old man will definitely reward you!"

"Xie Taiwei!" The two girls couldn't help but smile: they had been overwhelmed by the two sluts before, and now it's their turn to stand up.

It's just that when I think of those two sluts following the heroic and mighty Lu Bu, I can't help but feel a little disappointed...

Old Dong didn't know what they were thinking, he just felt relaxed after throwing away his integrity, and looked at the other court ladies and said, "Who is still possessing superb skills?"

All the maids look at me and I look at you. I didn't expect Dong Zhuo, a bad old man, to be worse than the previous Liu Hong. He is ugly and playful.

Old Dong was a little dissatisfied, and shook his head in disappointment: The harem industry is so introverted, and you don't have any sense of crisis.

Yes, the old man admits, all of you are fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged goddesses of future generations.

But the problem is, you were born in the wrong era, and you can't just sway your buttocks in front of the camera and make a lot of money...

"Tai, Taiwei..." Fortunately, someone finally spoke up, and said softly: "I know some medical skills, is it a talent to massage and loosen bones?"

"Massage to loosen the bones?" Old Dong's eyes lit up at the time, and he said, "Would you like a foot massage?"

"Yes, my father is a medical craftsman, and taught my concubine how to do this."

"Okay, you come with the old man!"

In an instant, jealous eyes shot at the maid.

If eyes could kill, that maid would have been hacked to pieces long ago.But she was unafraid, and proudly raised her head to pay back one by one, instantly causing the group of females to silence.

Old Dong looked for a room in the courtyard, and saw that there were incense sticks, a beard bed, and snacks and dried fruits in one side of the hall, and he was very satisfied immediately.

After explaining a few more words to Xiao Huangmen, he lay down on the Hu bed and ate some snacks leisurely.

Soon, there was a knock on the door.

Old Dong raised his eyes slightly: "Go in."

The maid came in with a wooden basin just now, and there was a strong fragrance of medicine in it, which is definitely not comparable to the cheap medicine bags bought online.

"Too, Taiwei..."

It's a pity that her psychological quality is still not good. Although she looks down on the group of females outside and risked it in exchange for a chance to change her destiny, but the real lonely man and widow face Dong Zhuo's 400-pound wolf-like body, fleshy face and unrestrained beard. Jiaoqu still couldn't help trembling for a while, her tone was trembling.

"Don't call me Taiwei." The squinting old Dong didn't care about this, and said to himself: "When I enter this palace, don't call me Taiwei."

"Then, what should the concubine's name be?"

"Call me handsome!"

"Pretty, pretty boy?..." The court lady called out this weird title strangely, and then she became a little silly: "Then, what should the concubine be called?"

"Well..." Old Dong was very satisfied, and pointed out: "Your name is... Technician No. [-]."

"In the future, when the old man comes in again, you can politely say with a smile on your face, 'Hi pretty boy, welcome, I am technician No. [-], do you think I can do it'?"

"Hi, pretty boy, welcome. I'm Technician No. [-]. Do you think I can do it?"

Old Dong sighed, and commented: "The speech is unnatural, the tone is not cheerful, and there is no professionalism from the heart... Forget it, the first time this is already very good."

"It's up to you, let's get started."

Chapter 49 What are you doing?

Hearing the comfortable snoring of old Dong inside and the indistinct panting of the woman, the little yellow door with a plate of dried fruit outside the door mustered up its courage, and then drummed up again... still didn't dare to go in.

Unexpectedly, Dong Zhuo inside became impatient, and said: "Did the dim sum come, and the warm honey water that the old man asked for, your service here can't keep up!"

Little Huangmen was startled, he didn't expect the Taiwei to be so unrestrained, he insisted on letting himself in at this moment: This is... don't you think of yourself as a man at all?

He couldn't help but feel a trace of humiliation in his heart.

But more, still...excited!

However, when he opened the door and went in, his interest suddenly became dull: I saw that Lao Dong was indeed lying comfortably, with a look of enjoyment on his face.Cai Nu was dripping with sweat from the corner of her forehead, and she squeezed, pinched, pressed, pressed, knocked, kneaded on the soles of his feet with great effort...

This is not the picture I want to see!

Xiao Huangmen suddenly felt cheated and was very disappointed.

However, that guy, Old Dong, enjoyed it very much. While chewing the dried fruit, he chatted with the Cai girl: "Sister, use your strength, brother is more strenuous..."

Immediately, he closed his eyes, as if he had returned to the previous life that he was familiar with, and said some obscene words in his mouth, and he didn't know what he said.

Little Huangmen and Cainu were stunned, completely unaware of what Old Dong was reminiscing about.But from the low tone of voice, there is an inexplicable sense of... sadness, unknown.

It seems that in those words, there is old Dong's lost youth: maybe it was when he was young and galloped on the grassland outside the Great Wall. At that time, he might not have been so fat and ugly...

He ran hard in the sunset, that was the most beautiful memory.

But seeing that the two of them couldn't talk at all, Old Dong lost interest, waved his hands and said: "Suddenly I feel bored, I will cup the pot, knock on the back and pick the ear for the old man later, and the old man will go back."

Picking ears and knocking on the back knows it, it's just cupping...

Cai Nu thought for a while, and then said: "Too... Uh, what pretty boy is talking about is the angle method? It is to burn the earthen pot with fire and tap on the acupuncture points to dredge the meridians, unblock the blood, and expel wind and poison."

"Huh?... Not bad, there is progress." Old Dong's eyes lit up: this smells a little familiar.

Unexpectedly, Cai's expression was a little disappointed, and he didn't know whether it was desire or gratitude, and said: "Little boy, is this all?"

Old Dong was shocked at the time, turned over and stood up: "Don't have evil intentions, I tell you, what the old man wants is a regular one, do you understand?"

Immediately, the picking girl was full of strength again, and then she pressed the old Dong a few times, which was obviously very powerful.

Old Dong still felt that something was missing, so he focused his gaze on her exquisite figure, and suddenly slapped his head and said, "I said, why does it feel wrong? I will change the clothes for the old man in the future, so I have to dress uniformly, understand?"

"Unified dress?" Xiao Huangmen was dumbfounded.

"Well, it's the uniform. The old man took the time to draw it, and let the imperial government order it. It's better to have black silk... Black silk is fine, I don't have this technology for the time being."

"Also, when the old man comes in from now on, those people don't pretend to be so cold. Qiqi come over and say hello to the old man, be enthusiastic and proactive, and make the old man feel at home, understand?"

"Slave, servant girl understands."

"Well, the service items also have to keep up. There are so many idlers in such a big palace, only this one has some skills, and the rest of them either learn to dance for the old man, or go to sing... Yes, there are also musicians. I will make more songs in the future. , rehearse and play together with singing and dancing."

"You can't sing or dance, at least you can talk, right?"

Old Dong scratched his head again, thinking of a famous person, and said: "There is a guy named Handan Chun, his leisurely writings - "Laughing Forest" and "The Book of Arts", told many jokes, gimmicks, Good metaphors, sarcasm, and humor."

"He's in Luoyang now, and the old man recruits him to be a screenwriter someday, and you guys will be responsible for producing cross talks, sketches, and operas."

"In addition, throwing pots, rice clips, brick throwing, horse shooting, playing chess, chess games, food sounds and other recreational activities are also all arranged. It is necessary to innovate while keeping tradition in mind."

Uniform dress and black silk, standard service attitude, and singing and dancing, music, cross talk, sketches, opera... A bunch of terms that Xiao Huangmen understands and does not understand, directly stunned him.

It took a long time to realize: Taiwei...you really understand life better than the late emperor!

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