Chapter 153: Lao Tzu beats me up violently, picks me up, and I am ready to mention it!call you cheap
"Receive and guide! Zhunti! You dare to slander me at will, and die to me!"
Without further ado, Lao Tzu took out the Tiandi Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda and Taiji Tu and rushed towards Jieyin and Zhunti.
The two treasures smashed hard on the two people opposite.
The receptionist and Zhunti who had just arrived were immediately stunned.
What the hell!
what's the situation?
Why is I so angry?
"Senior brother, stop!"
"Senior brother, we are here to discuss business!"
Jieyin and Zhunti explained while dodging.
"Talk about business? What business is there to talk about? You just say that I changed the people who learned from the human education. There are only a few people in my human education. Who else can I change?"
Laozi became more and more angry.
Brother Tongtian finally called me senior brother.
I was just about to ask him to say a few more words.
In the end, you came to interrupt!
Damn!
"But! Did your Human Cult really change the Buddhist scriptures? Xuandu sent the canopy to be reincarnated as a human, but let Jinyin Boy join the Buddhist scriptures instead!"
The sage who received and led carried Lao Tzu's attack and finally told the truth.
My hands trembled as I dug out the Tiandi Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda.
Hey!
Has Xuandu really exchanged for scriptures?
So, I hit someone wrong?
Pooh!
What's wrong?
I hit you not because Xuandu changed people, but because you influenced Tongtian to call me senior brother!
"If you change people, just change people. What's the problem? You're not satisfied with changing a canopy and sending you two Buddhist scriptures?"
"Our human religion trades one for two, and your Buddhist school has doubled your income, yet you are still not satisfied? Your Buddhist school is deliberately provocative, right?"
Laozi smashed another tower directly.
Reception: "..."
Zhun mention: "..."
Duobao: "..."
So?meaning?pick?provoke?
My pilgrim has been replaced!
You actually said that I was deliberately provocative!
Why are you so unreasonable?
The situation in front of me is not right!
Why is Lao Tzu so angry?
We didn't mess with him, did we?
wrong!
It is obvious that we came aggressively to trouble him.
Why is he beating us violently now?
What went wrong?
The introduction and the appointment were immediately dumbfounded.
But the other people in Zixiao Palace now have more problems in their minds.
Tong Tian, as a spectator, really wanted to eat a plain melon.
"Receive... Well, you put down the Duobao in your hand."
As soon as he finished speaking, Duobao burst into tears.
Master still loves giegie... Bah, master still loves me!
"You still want to attack Duobao?" Jieying Shengren looked defensive.
He can still remember what kind of "tragic" fate Duobao suffered in Tongtian's hands.
All the magic weapons were wiped out!
Duobao must not fall into your hands.
"What a fart, I just want to hear from Duobao what happened. You two get beaten up as soon as you are beaten. Is it possible that you don't want us to know what happened? I don't know what happened What is it, how can we judge who is right and who is wrong among you?"
While talking, Tong Tian casually picked up a rabbit head and ate it with gusto.
Sure enough, eating melons requires a little snack to be enjoyable.
Duobao: "..."
Master, don't you feel sorry for me?
Did I pay wrong after all...
After hearing the words and thinking for a while, Duobao was finally thrown out of the battlefield.
"Duobao, just tell them what happened."
Receive the saint's bad tone of mouth.
Duobao looked at the group of people eating melons, and he really wanted to join.
But now I have a "hostile" relationship with them and cannot join.
so tired!
"The thing is like this, Sun Wukong killed the canopy... In the end, Jinyin Boy joined the team of Buddhist scriptures."
He explained in detail what happened in the Three Realms.
The group of people eating melons on the opposite side subconsciously gnawed an extra rabbit head.
What a meal!
"Hahaha, Jieyin, Zhunti, Xuandu is right about it. It's okay to worship a pig in Buddhism. It's really a bit unsightly."
"I remember that the sacrifices in the human world used pigs, cattle and sheep as tributes, and the pigs were enshrined as Buddhas. Will the pigs be used as tributes in the future?"
"Xuandu did the right thing on this point. It's for the good of your Buddhism. Don't be ignorant of good people."
"Besides, what the senior brother said is right, the Renjiao trades two people for one, and you guys have made a lot of money."
With Tongtian on the side, he is not afraid of big things.
It's not like he can't fight fire!
On the other hand, when Lao Tzu heard the words "big brother", his blood boiled instantly.
The movements of the hands are all three points heavier.
Poor Jieyin and Zhunti, in the end they didn't know why they were beaten.
Tong Tian ate the melon, and then looked at the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit and the Holy Mother of Wudang.
"You go back to the Three Realms quickly. If Xuandu wants to help, you all help. Xuandu has done so many things for me, so I can't let him fight alone."
"As for the matter of replacing members of the Judgment on the Conferred God List, you can discuss it yourself, and tell Xuandu that I accept his love all over the sky!"
Tong Tian hurriedly arranged a sentence.
"It's Master!"
Our Lady of Golden Spirit and Our Lady of Wudang immediately turned and left.
It's really interesting to see a saint being beaten, but that's what happens if you watch too much.
The Three Realms is obviously more interesting than here!
We can only eat a little second-hand melon here, maybe we can still become participants in the Three Realms.
The Jade Emperor on one side opened his mouth, but finally chose to shut up.
The list of gods has been given out, no matter how they make a fuss.
As long as there are many gods on the list of gods, it will not affect him, the Jade Emperor.
He didn't know how much he would regret this decision in the future.
Later, a group of gods who drank Mengpo soup and looked like "babies" worked in the heavenly court.
He is dignified and Haotian has become the principal of the kindergarten!
He completely realized a certain slogan.
Immortals, start with dolls!
Duobao on the opposite side looked at Yingying and Zhunti who were still being beaten.
"You two saints, I'm going back to guard Lingshan!"
He opened his mouth cautiously.
Reception: "..."
Zhun mention: "..."
Made!
We are cheap!
He specially brought Duobao to see us being beaten!
"Go back, go back!"
Zhunti opened his mouth weakly.
We're going to have to keep getting beaten up here for a while.
……
The team of Buddhist scriptures continued westward.
Only this time, the problem is a bit bigger.
Not enough mounts!
There are two more Jinyinboys, and now there are not enough mounts.
Xiao Bailong carefully looked at the two boys, he clearly felt the strength of the two boys.
Great Luo Jinxian!
And at least in the middle stage of Da Luo Jinxian, the same realm as Monkey King!
His heart was full of envy.
Lao Tzu's burning fire boys are all Da Luo Jinxians!
Who's to make sense of this?
He didn't know that the former burning boy was actually just as strong as that.
The current strength is completely obtained by the Houtu sage who looted the Three Realms.
"Otherwise, I'll just turn into a mount and forget it?"
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