Sun Wukong got angry when someone said he was a monkey.
If it wasn't for the fact that the person in front of him was a woman, his golden cudgel would have been smashed down on his head.
"Really, who is at the door?" Just then, an old woman's voice came from the courtyard.
"Mother, you are a Buddhist scripture learner from Tang Dynasty, and you want to spend the night with us."
The beauty really responded to the back room.
"The Tang monks from the Kingdom of Heaven? Why don't you hurry up and invite them in?"
The old woman inside was obviously a little bit blaming.
"Yes, mother."
Zhenzhen replied, and then turned to look at the team of Buddhist scriptures.
"Come in, mother agrees."
Get out of the door, and a group of people who learn Buddhist scriptures file in.
After entering the door, I saw an old woman dressed in Linluo silk and satin, with outstanding temperament.
"Old Bodhisattva (the name for mortal old people in the book, let me explain, some people in the province ask why you know it is a Bodhisattva at the beginning), Gao's surname? What is your place?" Xuanzang is full of eminent monks.
"This is the land of Hezhou, Xiniu. The maiden's family name is Jia, and the husband's family name is Mo. Just call me Mrs. Mo!"
The old lady briefly introduced herself.
"Madam Mo, excuse me!" Xuanzang thanked politely.
"Don't bother, don't bother, I'll let my daughters prepare a vegetarian meal for you first!"
The old woman turned around after she finished speaking.
"Wait a minute!"
Just then, a voice stopped the old woman.
The old woman looked puzzled, and when he turned around, he saw the speaker... Li Ke!
"My son, what advice do you have?"
Li Ke had a smile on his face: "Madam Mo, you don't need to fast."
"No fasting? Then what do you eat?" the old woman asked subconsciously.
"I see that there are herds of cattle and horses in Guizhuang, and pairs of pigs and sheep. Why don't we have a roasted whole lamb and a pot of fresh fish soup tonight?"
Old woman: "..."
wait?
Is this the place to order?
Chapter 170 If you want to grab a woman's heart, you must first grab a woman's stomach
The old woman looked confused.
He was transformed by Lingji Bodhisattva.
Originally, this role was reserved for the Madonna of Immortality.
But the Virgin of Wudang said that she would play the daughter with the Virgin of the Golden Spirit.
And she said that women playing daughters are more similar after all, and they can test the learners more.
So Bodhisattva Lingji finally took over the role of the old woman.
But he didn't expect that the scripture learner would make him a moth at the beginning!
Tonight, let's have a roasted whole lamb first, and a pot of fresh fish soup!
Do you want to order food here?
"Monks, aren't all vegetarians?"
The old lady Lingji spoke subconsciously.
"Hey, monks are vegetarians, but here we are only monks who are monks!"
Li Ke quickly explained.
Lingji old lady: "..."
What the hell is a group of people who are not monks going to learn scriptures?
Is this how you position yourself?
So fucked up!
"Mother, since they want to eat roasted whole lamb and fresh fish soup, we will kill two goats."
Zhenzhen who entered the door hastily opened his mouth to persuade.
This is true, it is Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"That's okay, let Yunyun and Wuwu kill two sheep, let Ai'ai and Lingling catch two nets of fish."
The old lady Lingji took advantage of the situation and agreed to the request.
Since Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has said it is ok, then it is ok!
"You're welcome, we can do it."
Li Ke quickly spoke.
How can a beauty do such things as killing sheep and fishing?
"Wujing, hurry up and catch fish, you are good at water!"
Li Ke quickly arranged a sentence.
Sha Wujing: "..."
Well, I know I have another role.
Touch the fish and catch the shrimp!
Because I am good at water!
"Yes, Third Prince, I'll go right away."
"Well, Lao Huang, hurry up and catch a sheep!" Li Ke arranged for the Huang Feng monster to go out again.
Yellow Wind Monster: "..."
I'm getting old!
"Yes, Third Prince!"
The yellow wind monster also turned around and went straight to the sheep pen.
Lingji old lady: "..."
wait?
You guys are too casual, right?
It's like treating us like your own home!
The point is, you are more familiar than your own family!
Those who catch sheep catch sheep, and those who catch fish catch fish.
But then, he really saw what it means to be his own home.
Li Ke showed his amazing knife skills in front of him.
After a few knives, the whole lamb was separated from its flesh and bones.
What's outrageous is that the sheep is still hanging on!
"Please don't die!"
The whole sheep came back to life in a blink of an eye!
"Madam Mo, look, we eat your sheep, and it doesn't have to die!"
Li Ke spoke as if showing off.
Lingji old lady: "..."
Be yourself!
If you want to kill, kill it!
Just a sheep!
I don't say anything after eating!
Look at what you are doing now
The sheep trembled all over, and the sheep feces came out in fright!
This sheep can't keep alive!
Then he saw Li Ke grab the sheep again and stabbed him in the heart.
"There are too many people, one sheep is not enough to eat, two should be enough."
Lingji old lady: "..."
A sheep will die twice, will you lose it or not?
Under the spitting of the old lady Lingji and the watchful eyes of other "daughters", the roasted whole lamb and fresh fish soup appeared.
Not only that, he also made the meat of the long-eared rabbits that accompanied him all the time.
This thing is just right for entertaining a few beauties!
"Madam Mo, ladies, please try my handicraft."
Li Ke confidently showed off his cooking skills.
Perhaps Li Ke was obviously a little excited because there was a beauty by his side.
In fact, it wasn't just him, almost all the Buddhist scriptures at the scene were a little excited.
These girls are so beautiful!
The most important thing is one of the women named Meimei, who is especially amazingly charming.
"Come on, come on, start, start!"
Monkey King had already salivated, and impatiently served the table.
With his movement, all the people in the scripture learning team got on the table.
Even the monk Xuanzang.
A group of people are waiting for a few beauties to come to the table.
Lingji old lady: "???"
"Wait, monk from Tang Dynasty, do you also eat meat?"
This time, he really didn't understand.
Xuanzang looked at a leg of lamb and spoke with a gentle expression.
"Amitabha, the poor monk once had a dream. In the dream, the Buddha entrusted me with a dream. After that, I will no longer abstain from meat and fish."
The old lady Lingji was dumbfounded after hearing this: "The Buddha entrusted a dream? What dream did he entrust?"
"The Buddha said: Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in the heart!"
Lingji old lady: "???"
What?
Buddha entrusted such an outrageous dream?
Are you ignorant of us?
Before he could speak, Xuanzang who was opposite him spoke first.
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