Summon the national goddess at the beginning and awaken the god-level inheritance

Don't even think about it!

Chapter 34 Angry Li Zhiyuan

"Dudu...dudu..."

Shui Yanran listened to the continuous sound of no one answering in the bracelet, and roared: "You bastard boy who has suffered a thousand dollars, answer the phone quickly! My old lady is about to be poisoned to death by you. What did you eat for my old lady?"

"Puff...Tong...Tong...Tong..."

Shui Yanran was sitting on the toilet in the toilet, she was having loose bowels, her face was full of anger, and she kept cursing at the bracelet.

Wow!It stinks!Almost suffocating!

Oh my god!What the hell have I done?How to punish me!

The old lady's character is jumping!

There was a weird mist in the toilet.

that smell?

Visible to the naked eye!

Smelly socks are incomparable when fermented!

She hurriedly turned on the ventilation facility, and it got a little better.

"Puff...Tong...Tong..."

"Oh! This is my life!"

Shui Yanran looked hopeless, she wished she could find a hole in the ground and get in.

Li Pingan was really to blame for this incident. Although Super Croton is a magic pill for beauty and detoxification, the after-effects are serious, not only diarrhea, but also a short-term loss of combat effectiveness.

He was embarrassed to say that he had to write a note!Let's play big now!

at this time!

In the garden of the City Lord's Mansion, an old gentleman is pruning flowers and plants.

Suddenly a strange smell came...

What the hell!It stinks!

Who is so unscrupulous, selling stinky tofu near the City Lord's Mansion?

This taste is so fucking authentic!

Looking up, I was a little confused!

what's the situation?

A puff of green smoke came from the ventilation duct of the master's room...

Wow!

It stinks!

The old man's legs and feet were windy, and he ran extremely fast.

suddenly!A familiar figure flashed into the master's room.

Hmm... no way!

Why did the master go home, so anxious, is it true that the best stinky tofu was born?

Why!The old man should stay away, no blessing to suffer!

……

"Yanran! Yanran! How are you doing?"

"Hmph! Who is so bold to bring stinky tofu into the room? Did Li Zhiyuan turn upside down?" As soon as Li Zhiyuan rushed into the hall, he was overwhelmed by the stench, and immediately shouted: "Xiuli! What happened?"

"Master, my subordinate is here!" The female man Xiuli hurried out of the wife's room, and reported with a bitter face: "Master, Madam has special symptoms and is currently in the toilet... As for the strange smell..."

"What time is it, and you're still coy, let's get to the point!" Li Zhiyuan was very angry, his brows were deeply frowned, and he asked, "What kind of poison did you get?"

Xiuli answered bravely: "I don't know what the poison is, it's just one symptom, diarrhea keeps going, and the magic power can't be raised..."

"What? Isn't this useless?"

"This unfilial son! He's becoming more and more lawless, contact him quickly and tell this kid to get out of here and learn how to knitting! Send him to the army." Li Zhiyuan was furious, and after giving an order, he walked to the bedroom, with a decision in his heart , can no longer be stocked, and sooner or later something big will happen.

What the hell did the Li family do? Did I, Li Zhiyuan, step on shit?

How did a sinful obstacle arise!

"My lord! I have contacted the young master countless times, but no one answered. I also contacted No. [-]. No. [-] reported that the young master is with Lan Diewu, the daughter of the chief commander of the ghost town, and dare not approach." Xiuli followed behind, Report carefully.

"what?"

"Who are you with?" Li Zhiyuan broke out in a cold sweat. This kid won't be in trouble again, why is he getting involved with the eldest lady of the Ghost Town Division? He turned his head and asked, "Did this kid get into trouble again?"

"No, my lord, according to No. [-]'s report, the young master successfully joined the Ghost Town Division and was assigned to Jinxiuyuan District. The person in charge is General Liu Piaopiao. Since No. [-]'s strength is limited, what did the young master do in the Ghost Town Division? She I can’t even find out,” Xiuli said in detail.

"Hey! Damn beast!"

Li Zhiyuan approached the door of the toilet, and asked in a low voice, "Yanran! How are you? I have already contacted Dr. Zhang, and she will be here soon."

"Get out! I'm not dead yet, and your Li family doesn't have a single good thing. You, Li Zhiyuan, ask yourself, is this old lady treating you well? How much has she suffered for having children for you? What about you? Don’t even dare to let it go, being sent to these third-tier cities, and still talking about it, it’s a piece of trash!”

Shui Yanran in the toilet was ashamed and angry. After hearing her husband’s voice, the resentment of more than 20 years was completely ignited, and she opened her mouth and cursed: "And your brothers and sisters are hiding knives in their smiles, full of bad ideas, not for the old man. Flattery is blowing evil winds in my ears, and your bastard son, forget it, and make troubles every day, and even poison the old lady, God forbids it! I would rather die than live, and you Li family will suffer thousands of knives of!"

Shui Yanran erupted, and all the grievances of her life came out at once, the one she said was heartbreaking.

"Yan Ran, don't be angry, treatment is the most important thing!" Li Zhiyuan persuaded earnestly: "Isn't it your son who caused the trouble? I will vent your anger on you immediately! Let him go home and see if I don't break his leg!"

Angry Li Zhiyuan immediately decided to abandon the car to save his handsome son. Let him deal with the aftermath of what his son did!I can't do anything!

"Fart! What else do you do besides beating people?" Shui Yanran scolded: "If you dare to touch my son's finger? Let's see how I deal with you!"

"Okay, okay, you have the final say, then tell me your status first?" Li Zhiyuan could only ask patiently: "We are all worried!"

"I can't die yet, just wait outside!"

puff... pass...

Shui Yanran's buttocks seemed to lose feeling, and her body seemed to be floating like a fairy.

Li Zhiyuan is relieved, seeing his wife's scolding state, she is full of energy, so it shouldn't be a big problem!

……

"Master, Doctor Zhang is visiting!" A servant's voice came from outside the door.

"Xiuli! Hurry up and invite people in." Li Zhiyuan finally had a backbone.

"Yes, my lord." Xiuli led the order and exited the room.

After a while, she came in with a middle-aged woman, carrying a medical kit.

"My lord, where is your lady?"

Dr. Zhang is a conscientious family doctor who starts his work as soon as he walks in.

"I'm here!"

Before Li Zhiyuan could make a sound, the bathroom door opened, and Shui Yanran came out clutching her stomach.

"Ma'am, lie down first, I'll give you a systematic check to see if you're poisoned?"

Dr. Zhang stepped forward to help Shui Yanran to lie down on the bed, took the medicine box and began to check: "In a situation like this, it may not be poisoning, maybe it's a bad stomach."

"Then trouble Dr. Zhang." Li Zhiyuan finally let go of his hanging heart.

"You're welcome, my lord"

Dr. Zhang took out the instrument, turned it on, tested it, and projected each item of data on the instrument.

She took out another needle tube, quickly drew a little blood, and put it on another instrument for testing.

"I can't do it, get out of the way..."

Shui Yanran said, got up again, and rushed into the toilet neatly.

puff...

Madam didn't hold back yet another loud fart!

Li Zhiyuan "??"

Doctor Zhang "??"

The scene is extremely embarrassing!

What's happening here?Poisoned?

With such a vigorous body, he rushed into the toilet in the blink of an eye. Could it be that poisoning can stimulate people's potential?

There is a strange smell in the air!

Li Zhiyuan's eyes widened, that's why!

Stinky tofu?

Hey... shook his head and sighed!

As a doctor, Dr. Zhang has seen all kinds of strange diseases. It's just bad fart. It's no big deal, but as time passed, her complexion changed, and there were faint tears in her eyes. It seems that she was severely smoked. .

But she didn't dare to show it, this is the mayor, Jiangcheng's No.1, so she can only complain in her heart!

Wow!What the hell!Smoked people shed tears!Tolerate!Tolerate!Tolerate!

at last!

"Ding……"

When the inspection report came out, Dr. Zhang hurriedly looked at it. The more he looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong, and his head was a little muddy!

Strange... what's going on?Is this poisoning?It feels like taking a big supplement, all the values ​​exceed the standard, and the health is off the charts!

Turning her head and saying truthfully: "My lord, your Madam is in good health and has not been poisoned."

"you sure?"

Li Zhiyuan looked at the toilet door and asked.

I'm blind?Or are you blind?Such a big external performance, everyone is dehydrated!You tell me I'm healthy?Ask yourself first, do you believe it?

"My lord, I am also very surprised. There is nothing wrong with the test results of the instrument." Dr. Zhang was sweating a little, and explained with a stiff neck: "And..."

"And what? Twitchy!" Li Zhiyuan asked with a dark face.

"And the health is beyond the charts. All the values ​​are much higher than ordinary people. It has reached the value of a martial artist in the star realm. The most powerful thing is the blood energy finger, which is full of spiritual energy and definitely surpasses a great martial artist in the moon realm." The eldest brother's personal doctor, he is also a spiritual master in the star realm, and he is very familiar with the values ​​​​of the various realms of martial artists.

Chapter 35 What did this old lady eat

After listening to Dr. Zhang's report, Li Zhiyuan was a little dumbfounded, and even a little confused!

what result?

A magician's body index has reached that of a martial artist?

You are probably joking with me!No!It's a cosmic joke!

Is this still a poisoned magician?

Shouldn't the values ​​be reduced to the lowest and life is at stake?

Instead, it became stronger!

Isn't this a weird poisoning incident?

It's a beautiful thing to eat a magic elixir and become a fairy instantly!

Bullshit!

Li Zhiyuan is a very assertive person. Modern instruments are auxiliary tools for extraordinary people, and they cannot be accurate.

He walked out of the bedroom frowning, and dialed a number on the bracelet...

A glamorous beauty in a black uniform appeared in the projection: "Isn't this our Lord Mayor? Why don't you call me, a little guy, when you have time! Could it be your son who caused trouble again! Let me make it clear in advance, Yu I’m beyond my reach in Beijing, don’t open your mouth, even if you do, I can’t help you.”