The Heavens: Turn into a black-eyed zombie at the start

Ren Tingting knew it was not good when she saw Ren Zhuzhu's expression.

"However, only I know that my cousin is a zombie. If you want to rob my cousin, there is no way!"

"Miss, take a look! This is fabric from France, this is a dress from England, this is chocolate from Citigroup, and this is perfume from Hungary. They are all new arrivals!"

"Wrap them up in two copies and send them to Ren's Mansion in Renjia Village!"

"Yes, boss."

"Miss Zhuzhu, Miss Zhuzhu!"

A young man's voice came from outside the shop, followed by footsteps running in.

"Huh? There's another one, and it's so pretty!"

On the street just now, Ah Hao suddenly saw Miss Zhuzhu whom he had been thinking about day and night.

As for the people next to him, they were completely out of Ah Hao's eyes.

So Ah Hao who came in directly ignored Long Ao, and began to show courtesy to Zhuzhu, and at the same time looked up and down Ren Tingting from the corner of his eyes from time to time.

"Miss Zhuzhu, it's me, Ah Hao, the one who specializes in cleaning up dirty things!"

"Ah, I remembered!"

Da Pao Qiang, who was watching Ah Hao talking to the beautiful woman from behind, muttered in his heart: "It's so outrageous that we really know each other!"

"That one belongs to Ah Hao, then this one is mine!"

Ah Qiang smiled, and ran to Tingting, ready to introduce himself with a wretched face.

Suddenly, he felt the darkness before his eyes, as if it was dark.

When he looked up, Long Ao, who was a head taller than him, was looking down at him.

"You? Whose apprentice?"

"Cousin? What's the matter?"

Zhuzhu looked at Long Ao who stood in front of Tingting, and asked.

Ah Hao saw the goddess he had just hooked up calling someone else's cousin affectionately, and Ah Qiang looked at Long Ao who ruined his good deed, and the two became angry.

"We are the Great Master Maoshan, disciples of Ma Madi, who are you, kid, you dare to talk to us like that!"

A Hao and A Qiang looked at the tall and handsome Long Ao full of hostility, they looked at each other, and immediately confirmed that Long Ao was the biggest stumbling block in their way of picking up girls.

"Fuck him!" "Okay!"

As expected of being senior brothers, the two of them looked at each other and decided to repair Long Ao so that he would make a fool of himself in front of the goddess, and there was no way to stop them from picking up girls.

"My name is Long Ao, and I am acquainted with Uncle Jiu in Renjia Town!"

"Uncle Ninth? That's our uncle, so everyone is considered our own. It's a pleasure to meet you!"

As he said that, Ahao pretended to look up for a long time, came up and held Long Ao's hand, and then gently threw a ball of talisman paper into Long Ao's pocket.

"Senior brother, don't bother me today, our master has something else to arrange for us, so we will leave first!"

After speaking, the two ran out without waiting for Long Ao's reaction.

"Get it done!"

"All right!"

A Hao and A Qiang looked at each other and smiled, and they were ready to clean up Long Ao, it was a big loss that he didn't show himself in front of the beauties today.

And looking at Long Ao's appearance, the two of them also knew that they could not win, but if Long Ao was made to make a fool of himself in public and let him lose face in front of beautiful women, the two of them would have a chance.

So, Ah Hao, who still has a little bit of knowledge, started to cast spells!

Chapter 33

Ahao took out the same talisman from Long Ao's pocket from his bosom, clasped his hands together, narrowed his eyes, and began to recite the incantation.

"Your heart is my heart, your body is mine, hit me, hurt you, curse the same body!"

After chanting the mantra, with a snap, Ah Hao pasted the talisman on his body.

"Haha, it's done! Ah Qiang, hit me!"

Ah Qiang had never seen Ah Hao use this move before, but he had been a senior brother for many years, and Ah Qiang obediently punched Ah Hao in the stomach.

"what!"

The sudden severe pain made Ah Hao completely unprepared.

"vomit!"

This punch hit Ah Hao's stomach straight, and directly beat out his overnight meal.

"Hey, why are you using so much force!"

Ah Hao squatted on the ground in pain, rubbing his stomach with both hands, it took a long time to get up, and wiped the gastric juice and food residue from his mouth with his hands, Ah Hao was full of doubts.

"Impossible, there is no reason, how could I be in pain, I obviously threw the talisman paper into his pocket, and the same body spell is working, he should be the one who hurts."

"Same Body Curse? Are you talking about the function of this talisman? Interesting!"

Long Ao's voice came, and then a hand holding the talisman paper was stretched out in front of Ahao.

"Yes, this is it, I obviously put it..."

"Ok?"

As soon as A Hao raised his head after reacting, he saw Long Ao in front of him.

Then, a 48-yard big foot kicked over.

"Ouch!"

"vomit!"

Long Ao kicked Ahao into the air, and the flying Ahao hit Aqiang's body, and the two of them rolled away like a gourd.

Ah Hao, who was kicked, felt as if his stomach was broken, and he spit out the food left in his stomach, with a small amount of blood in the middle.

"The intention is not right, I will teach you a lesson for your master today, and see if you dare to do these crooked ways next time, get out!"

Ah Qiang, who was relatively lightly injured, picked up Ah Hao and ran away in a hurry. While running, he looked at Long Ao with hatred in his eyes!

After being severely punished by their love rivals, Ahao and Aqiang's hearts hurt more than their bodies.

Zhuzhu who came out of the store looked at the two people who left in a state of embarrassment, and the only little favor she had for Ah Hao disappeared in her heart, after all, it was too embarrassing.

After scrambling and crawling, the two finally arrived at the inn. As soon as they entered, what they saw was gloomy and numbly staring at Ah Hao viciously.

It turned out that A Niubo and his friends complained about waiting all night, and Ma Madi heard it. Although A Niubo said the seventh day, he knew that Nintendo's body should be sent to Ren's house on the night of the sixth day. .

"Ahao, you dare to lie to me!"

"Huh? What's wrong with you?"

Looking at the two people in distress, Ma Madi actually cared about his apprentice.

"It's okay, the two of us accidentally fell down the stairs!"

He used spells to trick people and was beaten up. If he spoke out, he would probably be beaten up by the master, especially if the other party was the disciple of the uncle whom the master hated the most.

"By the way, Ah Hao, look at the old man next to him, do you recognize him?"

Ah Hao sat on the chair, rubbed his stomach in pain, raised his head and glanced at A Niubo, and said numbly: "Master, although I, Ah Hao, have a lot of friends, I don't know everyone!"

Ma Madi knew something was wrong when he heard it, A Niubo was the steward of Ren's mansion, and Ahao didn't even know him, so how could he send Mrs. Ren to Ren's mansion!

"Ahao, come up with me, I ordered a meal for you alone, Aqiang, you eat by yourself below!"

"It's over!"

A Hao looked at A Qiang, and didn't know where he was showing his secrets. Looking at the master's expression, he knew that there must be no good fruit to eat.

really.

"You bastard, kneel down for me!"

The master spoke, although he didn't usually respect this master very much, but Ma Madi was obviously angry now, and his body might not be able to withstand another beating, so Ah Hao resolutely gave up.

With a plop, Ah Hao knelt heavily on the ground, the main reason being that his injuries were severe and his legs were a little weak.

Because the talisman of the same body curse was used on Long Ao's body, and now he can't find anyone to take the blame, so the beating must be a solid beating.

The active-minded Ah Hao knelt on the ground and started to cry. While crying, he talked about the fact that Nintendo had been stolen.

"You damn little bastard, how dare you hide such a big thing from me!"

Seeing Ah Hao's miserable appearance, crying with snot and tears, his heart softened numbly.

"Hey, for the current plan, we can only get people to pretend to be Nintendo, fooling around tonight, and after finding Nintendo, we can change people back!"

Ah Hao listened, and looked at Ma Madi with a tangled expression.

"Master!"

"What do you look at? If you make trouble yourself, you will carry it yourself, and you will play Nintendo!"

Hearing that he was going to pretend to be Mrs. Ren, Ah Hao had a face full of reluctance: "That's why I have to be buried alive!"

"It's not that simple for you to want to die!"

Just at this time, Ah Qiang also opened the door and came in.

"Ah Qiang, you are responsible for delivering the corpse."

"Yes, Master! Er, corpse, what corpse?"

"Your senior brother, tonight, your senior brother pretends to be Nintendo, and you are responsible for sending him there!"

Ah Qiang, who understood it, had a gloating expression on his face. Looking at A Qiang gloating, A Hao looked at his master hesitantly.

"Master, you must be on time, don't be late, you will be buried alive, if you are not careful, you will die!"

Soon, it will be dark, and the auspicious time will come!

Ah Qiang drove Ah Hao's disguised Nintendo to Ren's house, ready to deal with the business first.

"Old Master Ren is back!"

A Qiang, who was dressed as a celestial master, looked quite like that, with a soul-inducing bell in one hand and a dead mouse in the other.

"Hey, what are you doing!"

Ah Hao looked at the dead mouse in Ah Qiang's hand, and felt an ominous premonition in his heart.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing!"

Ahao gritted his teeth and asked Aqiang.

"The acting should be more realistic. Mr. Ren has been dead for so long: how could he not have a smell on his body!"

As he spoke, Ah Qiang stuffed the dead mouse into Ah Hao's arms.

"The three souls return to their hometown, and the seven spirits return home!"

"Quickly prepare the cornucopia!"

"The old man jumped over the cornucopia, and the whole family is reunited!"

As he said that, Ah Qiang pretended to control Ah Hao's version of Mrs. Ren, and jumped over the cornucopia.

Ren Zhuzhu next to him looked at the two people in the field, and the more he looked at them, the more familiar they looked.

Long Ao sniffed his nose: "It smells so rotten, these two guys are really hardworking."

Seeing the two pretending to be fools, Aaron was not in the mood to expose them.

After today, Uncle Jiu should also be here, and he will have to deal with Nintendo together with Uncle Jiu. There are several mentors and apprentices, none of whom can be trusted.

However, as the ritual was being done, things were not quite right.

The dog-like Ah Qiang turned everyone's back, picked up a kitchen knife and grabbed Ren Zhuzhu's hand.

"Come on, take it, I will teach you how to do it, you just need to do as I tell you."

As he spoke, he put his hand on Ren Zhuzhu's shoulder.

Holding her in his arms, he came to the fake old man lying on the bed.