When I was at Sanqing Peak, although the Tongtian Xiaodao occasionally cheered up the atmosphere, the original guy always had a serious face, which was always easy to spoil the atmosphere.
But in West Kunlun, with this pair of gods and men in love, the occasional silly things that happen are much more effective than the active atmosphere of Tongtian Xiaodao.
For example, the Queen Mother of the West cooks for the Duke of the East, but because the fire is not well controlled, a black mass is produced.Originally, the Queen Mother of the West wanted to destroy the corpse quietly, but was seen by the East Prince. In order to show that he did not dislike it, the East Prince resolutely tried the dishes with himself.
Then almost threw up on the spot.But the East Prince, who has always been slick and slick, obviously wouldn't do such a thing.But he couldn't cast a spell to envelop the lump in front of the Queen Mother of the West, so he had to bite the bullet and chew it, then swallowed it.
In the end, I would like to encourage Queen Mother Xi with a smile.
"Although the appearance is a bit ugly, the taste is still good." He said, holding up the dark plate of dishes that could not be seen at all, and said, "Don't worry, it's a matter of cooking." This kind of thing, the most important thing is not to rush, do it a few times, after you become proficient, this kind of thing will not happen, I will taste it carefully first, and I will give you some suggestions later. "
When Duke Dong fled and ran to an empty corner to vomit, he found Wu Chuzheng with his sleeves folded, standing not far away with a smile on his face.
"Why are you here if you don't know Daoist friends?" Duke Dong asked after coughing lightly.
Wu Chu smiled and shook his head, threw a jug of wine at him, then sat on the floor, looking at the fairy-like Mirror Lake not far away, "Don't worry, I didn't see anything!"
Dong Wanggong took the jug, rinsed his mouth with the wine, and then drank it beautifully, but when he heard Wu Chu's words, he almost spit out the wine in his mouth.
After coughing lightly, he said: "I can't make fellow Taoists laugh."
Wu Chu glanced at him sideways, and said with a smile, "Coax my own woman! You're not shabby!"
Hearing this, Duke Dong was stunned, and then he couldn't help laughing.
After all, the guy in front of me has two wives. When he is happy, he is twice as happy, but when he is suffering and depressed, isn't he also doubled?
Wu Chu continued: "When you look back on what happened today in the future, you may feel that you are stupid and naive now, but I'm sure that when you recalled these things at that time, you must have smiled. I have experience with this kind of thing.”
Wu Chu said with a smile as if he had come here.
Duke Dong asked curiously, "Oh? Has this happened to fellow Daoists before?"
Wu Chu shook his head and said: "That's not true. After all, in our Ziyu Mountain, my two wives don't cook, and there is Xiao Yueling! Xiao Yueling is in retreat, and Xiao Cai Niang, if Xiao Cai Niang also retreats , and Little Jasmine and her group of little flower fairies!"
"..."
Prince Dong looked at Wu Chu speechlessly, feeling that this guy was a little underwhelmed.
Seeing Duke Dong's expression, Wu Chu couldn't help laughing out loud. The Versailles just now was finally a success, and it's rare for Duke Dong to be speechless.
Seeing Wu Chu's unscrupulous laughter, what else could Duke Dong do other than smile bitterly?You can't really beat each other up!His two wives were not vegetarians.
After laughing for a while, Wu Chu took out a pot of spiritual wine contentedly, touched the wine pot in Duke Dong's hand, took a sip, and asked, "Have you chosen a good date, fellow Taoist Shaoyang?"
Duke Dong glanced at him and asked, "Do you want to leave, Fellow Daoist?"
Wu Chu looked at the mirror lake in front of him, looked at the little beasts running by the lake, the little flower fairy flying among the flowers, and the three disciples sitting cross-legged under the flat peach tree, enlightened and practicing, shook his head. Shaking his head, he said, "It's not that I want to leave, but I just don't think it's good to disturb your two-person world here for a long time. I understand this kind of thing."
Dong Wanggong sat cross-legged beside him, touched the jug with him, took a sip, and said with a smile: "What's the matter with you always acting like someone who came here? Are you joking?"
Wu Chu shook his head and smiled lightly, and finally said to him through voice transmission: "Speaking of which, when we were doing that, we researched a set of yin and yang complementary cultivation methods. I don't know if You and Huamiao Taoist friends have researched in this area? If so, we can discuss one or two..."
After all, to be honest, the Dao of yin and yang is better than the Duke of the East and the Queen Mother of the West. They are the transformation of yin and yang, and their comprehension of this Dao is innate.
Sure enough, when Duke Dong heard Wu Chu's words, his old face couldn't help but blush, and said, "Daoist friend, this..." After all, this kind of topic is really too private.
Wu Chu said with a smile: "When three people walk together, there must be my teacher. On the way of yin and yang, fellow Taoist Shaoyang and fellow Taoist Huamiao can both be my teachers! It is only natural for me to ask fellow Taoists for advice."
"When three people walk together, there must be my teacher." Dong Wanggong silently chewed on this sentence, then got up and saluted Wu Chu, and said: "Fellow Taoists are more open-minded than poor ones!"
Wu Chu flickered, avoided his salute, and said, "Fellow Daoist, don't be so polite to me, otherwise I won't be ashamed to ask any questions."
"Would it be embarrassing not to be a Daoist friend?"
"Ha ha……"
Chapter 453 Asking the Queen Mother of the West for Peach Branches
After staying in West Kunlun for more than ten years, the Eastern Prince and the Western Queen Mother, under the witness of Wu Chu and Houtu, prayed to heaven and earth, and officially became husband and wife.
No guests?Wu Chu and the others are the guests; there is no officiant?Wu Chu is their officiant; not lively enough?Wu Chu and others helped them create a lively scene.
Chef Xiaoyueling, present them with the most delicious dishes.
The little fox danced for them, and the little flower fairies accompanied them.
Wu Chu, Houtu and the others even presented a top-quality spiritual treasure as a congratulatory gift, a top-quality Houtian provided by Qing Qiuli.
It is much more valuable than the water element essence that Duke Dong gave them back then.
The entire Yaochi Immortal Mansion was decorated with lights and festoons, and it was extremely lively for a while.
However, no merit came from their wedding, which made Prince Dong a little worried, and he asked Wu Chu secretly, "If no merit comes, is it because the heavens and the earth don't recognize us?"
Hearing this, Wu Chu couldn't help laughing, and said via voice transmission: "Brother Dao, what are you talking about? The reason why Houtu and I can get merit and virtue rewards is because our wedding is the first in this prehistoric land! Before us, Brother Dao, have you heard of the wedding?"
Hearing the words, Duke Dong breathed a sigh of relief, and said via voice transmission: "It's not the best, I'm still worried that our combination will not be recognized by heaven and earth!"
"Brother Dao thinks too much. Heaven and earth don't care who is married with whom." Wu Chu continued to say through voice transmission: "I guess, the reason why we have merits and virtues should be our wedding, which completes the rules of heaven and earth on this aspect." The lack of it can be regarded as helpful to the rules of heaven and earth, so heaven and earth will reward us with merit and virtue, and reward our contribution!"
Hearing the words, the Eastern Prince nodded slightly, then took the hand of the Queen Mother of the West, and accompanied by several maids of the Goddess of Grass, walked into the new house they had prepared in advance.
Fortunately, the East Prince and West Queen Mother are still young.
Taoist Shaoyang, who is the future Duke of the East, looks like a handsome scholar, while Taoist Huamiao, the future Queen Mother of the West, looks like a young man in his twenties.
If it was replaced by the bearded and seasoned Dong Wanggong he imagined in the future, it would be really... Eighteen girls, Bashiro, with pale hair and red makeup.The old man chatted about being a teenager, and a pear tree crushed a crabapple.
Cough cough, it's a bit exaggerated to say that.
In any case, in the future, Prince Dong will also be domineering, such as Emperor Fusang!How could it be an old man with pale hair!So it's almost too high.
But now, everyone's mentality is still very young, and the Queen Mother of the West is not the Queen Mother of the West in the future, but a Huamiao Taoist with the attitude of a little daughter.
As the saying goes, the white dew is early, the cold dew is late, and the autumn equinox is the right time for planting wheat.
Wu Chu silently took Houtu and Qingqiuli's hands, and secretly sighed: That's great, everyone is still young!If it comes to the Age of Liches, I guess everyone will feel embarrassed to pretend to be tender again!
When the 'newcomers' are sent to the bridal chamber, the entire wedding process is officially over.
Not long after, the two of them came out to drink with Wu Chu and the others again. While drinking, they chatted about some insights in practice, and slowly, it became a discussion among the people.
When the yin and yang qi circulated from the Eastern Prince and the Western Queen Mother, and then intertwined together in a mysterious way, a Taoist rhyme immediately spread outward.
Of course, the interweaving of yin and yang at this time is not the complementary way of yin and yang that Wu Chu used when he first asked Prince Dong. After all, that way is not humane.
The current method is actually the way in which yin and yang coexist between heaven and earth.
However, while these two breaths coexist with each other, they are also influencing each other.
When this dao rhyme circulated, the people who were eating and drinking gradually entered the state of enlightenment in this dao rhyme.
This is the benefit of cultivating by the side of the strong, and it is also one of the reasons why many creatures want to worship the strong as their teachers.Practicing other people's methods is still secondary. After all, in this prehistoric world, many creatures are born to know how to practice, and they are born with a practice method that suits them.
But when the strong discuss the Tao, the resonance of the Tao formed by the explanation of the Tao is not something that ordinary creatures can encounter.
For many ordinary beings, this kind of opportunity is hard to come by.
But around Wu Chu, this kind of thing is often encountered.
After hundreds of years of discussion, everyone has their own understanding of the way of yin and yang, so Wu Chu took Miss Houtu and Qingqiuli together, and ran to close a small pass.
Seeing this, the Prince of the East seemed to understand, and he also took the Queen Mother of the West to retreat.
In this way, more than 2 years passed by in a flash.
When Wu Chu woke up from enlightenment, Houtu and Qingqiuli were no longer by his side.
Wu Chu stood up, stretched his waist, left the residence, came to the main hall outside, and heard Prince Dong laughing: "You can pick your time if you don't come out!"
It turns out that the East Prince and West Queen Mother have already left the customs.
"Husband (Brother Ah Chu) is out!"
Houtu, Qingqiuli, and Xiaoyueling were also there.
Wu Chu chuckled suspiciously, "What? Is something good happening to me?"
The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said: "My flat peaches are just ripe, and I am discussing how to share the ripe flat peaches with everyone! My flat peaches bloom for ten thousand years, bear fruit for ten thousand years, ripen for ten thousand years, and take 3 years to harvest." Eighteen, one can add [-] years..."
Hearing what the Queen Mother of the West said, Wu Chu thought of the yellow plums he had eaten in Yujing Mountain.
It also takes 3 years to mature, but the effect of Huangzhong plum is obviously stronger than that of flat peach.But in terms of quantity, there are only nine Huangzhong plums in 3 years, but there are eighteen flat peaches.
Of course, the purple jade spirit pattern Nai is even more incomparable in front of them. Although the purple jade spirit pattern Nai has been familiar for thousands of years, there are 49 of them.
However, the Ziyu Shenmu usually grows ordinary spirits, but there are no spirit patterns on them, and the effect is also very ordinary, but it is quite good for wine making.
And the ginseng fruit trees, which are also the spiritual roots of chaos, seem to be much inferior to the yellow plums and flat peaches.
Judging from the number and time, this flat peach is obviously a flat peach mother tree, not the flat peach trees that will be bred in the Tianting Peach Garden in the future.
Thinking of this, Wu Chu bowed and clasped his fists, gave a salute, and said, "Speaking of this, I have a heartfelt request. I wonder if Fellow Daoist Huamiao can give me a flat peach branch? I would like to use the best Lingbao or other Exchange things with fellow Taoists."
This is indeed an unfeeling request. The flat peach tree is not any other spiritual root, but the chaotic spiritual root. Cutting off a branch will hurt the peach tree itself to some extent.
Therefore, Taoist Huamiao's response was not as straightforward as that of Tongtian.After all, some of the fruit trees in Tongtian are just top-grade spiritual roots.
"What do fellow Taoists want those flat peach branches for?"
"I want to try and see if I can grow flat peach plants."
"..."
Wu Chu's words stunned Queen Mother Xi.
Chapter 454 An Embarrassing Unfeeling Request
Wu Chu's idea of "teaching a man to fish is worse than giving him a fish" caught Queen Mother Xi by surprise. After all, this was the first time she encountered such a thing.
refuse it!She was too embarrassed to say it.
Don't say no!She was also a little reluctant to hurt her companion spirit root.
Her silence made Wu Chu understand that her ruthless request was indeed embarrassing for others.But Wu Chu could also understand his embarrassment, after all, if anyone asked him for a branch of Ziyu Lingnai, he would also hesitate.
It is not difficult to understand how much this idea of my own is too much.
After all, the Queen Mother of the West is not his younger brother and younger sister. When he left Yujing Mountain, he cut off a branch from Huang Zhongli. Hao and Yao didn't even frown.
Of course, if Master punishes him in the future, they will definitely tell the truth. Wu Chu doesn't need them to take the blame for him.
So Wu Chu smiled and said, "Fellow Daoist Hua Miao, don't be in any trouble, even if..."
"It's not difficult to be difficult!" Before Wu Chu finished speaking, the Queen Mother of the West smiled awkwardly, interrupted him, and then continued: "However, it may not be necessary for the branches of the chaotic spiritual root to be cultivated by fellow Taoists. It can be successfully cultivated, even if the peach pits of flat peaches are used to cultivate, it may not be successful. This, Pindao has tried several times."
Wu Chu asked curiously, "Isn't it okay to cultivate with chaotic aura?"
The Queen Mother of the West shook her head and said, "This poor man has never tried it before. After all, the chaotic aura has to be collected in the chaos. The dangers in the chaos are unpredictable, and the poor man dare not try it lightly."
Wu Chu nodded slightly, and said: "Pindao has some ideas, and I want to try one or two to see if it can be successful." Tried it, and with the power of merit and virtue, it will be successful."
That chaotic and remnant branch of Xiaowudao tea tree was cultivated by Wu Chu in this way.
After hearing what Wu Chu said, both the East Prince and the West Queen Mother were shocked.
Duke Dong said in astonishment: "Fellow Daoist actually used the power of merit to cultivate spiritual roots? Fellow Daoist is indeed worthy of being a senior's disciple! Does your master know about such a waste?"
This sentence was a bit like complaining, but Wu Chu felt that Duke Dong should be complaining.
"This is exactly what my teacher taught me." Wu Chu said with a smile.
"..."
Immediately, Duke Dong was unable to complain.
Wu Chu said with a smile: "It's actually not difficult to gain the power of merit. You only need to be more patient and repair the damaged veins of the prehistoric land, and the heaven and the earth will send merit."
Dong Wanggong nodded and said: "This poor man is clear, but it is too time-consuming."
Wu Chu smiled and said, "We don't lack time!"
The Queen Mother of the West also nodded and said: "In fact, there is another way to obtain merit, that is, to have a chaotic spiritual root, which will absorb the chaotic spiritual energy for growth. , from time to time, heaven and earth will send a few strands of merit to that chaotic spiritual root and its owner, but the amount is not large..."
If the amount is large, the Queen Mother of the West will not feel that it is a waste to use the power of merit.The merit she has accumulated for so many years is not enough for her to condense a golden wheel of merit!But ordinary spiritual roots are useless to her.
This made Wu Chu think of using the aura of chaos to help the Great Desolate Land grow.
Although the majestic and vast chaotic aura outside the prehistoric land will erode the prehistoric land, the growth of the prehistoric land cannot be separated from the chaotic aura.
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