The days of leisurely farming in the wild

Wearing a rag robe and wearing red paws, the monkey walked out of the teleportation array in a desolate image, exited the teleportation hall, and looked at the world outside the gate of the hall.

Looking at the bustling world full of people and traffic, the monkey looked around in a daze.

"Monkey, give way!"

Hearing this sound, the monkey came back to his senses, looked back, and found that he was blocking the middle of the gate, so he hurried to the side.

Although his behavior was a bit funny, no one laughed at him. Everyone just glanced at him and went about his own business, as if he didn't want to waste time on such meaningless things.This made the monkey feel better, but he also realized that the people here were different from the people he met in small towns or villages.

No one thought that he was a monkey wearing robes and walking on the road, so there was nothing to pay attention to. Everyone seemed to be used to him for a long time.

Out of curiosity, the monkey walked out of the teleportation hall and followed the flow of people to the registration office next to the outer gate.He has already given himself a name, called the second day of junior high school.

Because he needs a name to enter the city, he didn't have a name before. When he entered the city, people wrote him a perfunctory name like 'monkey' and gave him a sign.Before entering the teleportation array, registration is also required. Registration requires a name, and monkeys do not have names.

But after meeting the little fairy named 'Junior First', the monkey named himself 'Junior Second', which he thought was quite good.

She is in the first year of junior high school and I am in the second year of junior high school.

Thinking of this, the monkey couldn't help being silly, and thought of the kind little fairy again, scratching his head with joy, and running down the street bouncing around.

Following the flow of people, they found the direction of the First Academy. After running for a long time, the monkey came to the gate of the magnificent academy, and then it met a white ape.

This made the monkey feel very kind, and looked at the white ape with teary eyes.

Yuan Hong, the white ape, was puzzled by the monkey and thought: I didn't show mercy outside!It can't be my illegitimate child!Looking at me like that, what do you mean?

"Monkey, are you here to learn art from a teacher?" Yuan Hong asked, and finally said: "You came early, the college has not started yet, come back in a month!"

The monkey came back to his senses, nodded, and asked: "Here, is there a way to teach longevity?"

Hearing this, Yuan Hong couldn't help laughing and said: "It's easy to learn the law of longevity. Ask me to be your teacher, and I will be able to teach you!"

When the monkey heard this, he was overjoyed, took two steps forward, lowered his body and tilted his head, then raised his head and asked, "Then how powerful are you?"

Hearing this, Yuan Hong became happier, and was bored even when he was idle, so Yuan Hong prepared to tease this monkey who had obviously never seen anything in the world, "Of course, compared to you now, I can make you fly ten feet away with just one breath. Thousands of miles away, with just one change, you will be able to stand up to the sky..."

As Yuan Hong said, he changed his body and cast the technique of the sky, the earth, and the earth, and his figure suddenly became taller.

The monkey clapped his hands and shouted, "Amazing! Awesome! Then I don't know, where does your strength rank in this No. [-] academy?"

"..."

Yuan Hong, who was somewhat proud at first, was instantly defenceless, and his body slowly shrunk down like a leaking balloon.

Nima yo!Where is it ranked in this college?A mere Golden Immortal, how dare you say where it ranks?

Yuan Hong couldn't help slandering himself secretly, feeling that the monkey was so ignorant, so he rolled his eyes at him, and said, "Young monkey, don't be so ambitious, be down-to-earth as a monkey..."

The monkey shook his head, "No, no, I used to live in trees when I was in the mountains, and when I was on the ground, it was usually when I was injured..."

Nima!Makes sense!

Yuan Hong looked at the monkey, shook his head and said: "Go, go! Come back in a month, but since you don't understand anything, it may be difficult to get admitted to this first college. You should find someone who knows how to read and write. If you don’t know how to read and write, how can you learn the principles of the world from books?”

The monkey was a little confused, "Study? What is it?"

Yuan Hong looked at him and asked, "Do you have a name?"

The monkey nodded and said, "Yes, yes, my name is Chu Er."

Second grade?

Yuan Hong couldn't help but look at the monkey again. The name reminded him of those two junior uncles who were young but whose cultivation was unfathomable.

"Who gave you the name?"

"I took it myself."

Yuan Hong asked tentatively: "Why is it called the second day of junior high school, why not the first day of junior high school?"

The monkey shook his head, "No, no, the first day of junior high school is a little fairy, and I will be called the second junior high school."

Yuan Hong nodded secretly when he heard the words, and then asked: "Have you seen those two little teachers... dolls?"

The monkey nodded, "I see, I see, the little fairy is very good, but the other little doll is not good. The little fairy lent me money to let me come to the First Academy, and told me that the First Academy has a guard gate My ape worked very hard and asked me to learn from him."

Hearing the little master praise him like this, Yuan Hong proudly raised his head, and his stooped body couldn't help but straighten up, looking proud and proud.

"Then can you write your name?"

"I, I can't write!"

"Mengxue is the place where I teach you how to write your name."

"I, I have no money!"

The monkey is a little embarrassed, a penny can kill a hero, let alone a monkey who doesn't know much about anything and has no experience in the world.

Yuan Hong touched his chin, scratched the monkey hair on his chin, and said, "How about you guard the gate for me, and I will teach you how to read?"

"Are you good in the academy? Where can you rank? I want to learn from the number one."

Hearing this heart-wrenching question again, Yuan Hong really wanted to kick him away and let him roll as far as he could, "Do you know who is the most powerful in this academy?"

"I don't know, but I just want to learn from the number one."

Monkey made a mistake of being stubborn, and he didn't understand the teaching methods of the college at all.

Yuan Hong was annoyed by him, "It's really a monkey who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth. You know, the most powerful person in this academy is the Daoist, the sage. You are a monkey who just ran out of the mountains, what can you do? If you don't Seeing that you know each other... I must kick you back into the mountain."

"Even if you kick me back into the mountains, I won't learn from you!"

"Go away...Don't be grandpa!"

The monkey was bored, so he ran to the gate and squatted silently, with a dazed expression on his face.He knew that there was an opportunity in front of him just now, but he didn't cherish it.

Now that he lost it, he didn't feel regretful.Just some don't know what to do next?Although I have the idea of ​​learning from the most powerful person in my heart, who is this most powerful person?What does it look like?When will it appear?He has no idea.

All he could do was to squat by the gate and wait slowly.

Two days, seven days, half a month...

He slowly became a little restless.

Chapter 987 The method of longevity, the most worthless method in the world

Purple Jade Mountain, the top of the sacred tree.

Wu Chu and the little fox were sitting in the gazebo, nibbling melon seeds silently, looking at the monkey shivering in the snow with its arms folded, shivering in the light curtain in front of it.

It looks a little pitiful. If it is accompanied by a sad song, this scene will probably make many people cry.

In order to practice, to live forever, and to dream, how much effort he has put in, how much suffering he has endured, and how much hardship he has endured...

In Wu Chu's mind, the moment when the BGM sounded when the monkey was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain came to mind.Eating copper pills when hungry, drinking iron juice when thirsty, being lonely in the company of wind and snow, pleasantly surprised when seeing hunters in the mountains, and that agile demeanor can't help but make people cry...

Wu Chu began to pay attention to him after seeing the monkey on the first and fifteenth day of the junior high school.

Wu Chu also didn't expect that this monkey was born now, presumably, it should have something to do with the prehistoric world leading all sentient beings to be promoted together.

The little fox was a little puzzled, and asked: "You have been paying attention to him for several days, it is not because you have taken a fancy to him and want to accept him as a disciple! Isn't there Lao Yuan among your disciples?"

What the little fox means is, isn't there an ape among your disciples?Still want a monkey?

Wu Chu smiled and said, "Theoretically, this monkey has great potential."

Although there is no Journey to the West now, it has become a doubt that the future protagonist of Journey to the West will grow to the height in the original myth.

But after all, the foundation is there, and with a little more time, the future is still promising.

As for being honored as an ancestor, this requires a certain opportunity.

In the post-Journey to the West era, it is estimated that it will not appear again. After all, the focus of Western religions is now on the Four Continents Heaven and Earth. There is no heavenly court there, and the other four religions have not imposed too many restrictions on Western religions.After all, the Western Sect was suppressed to death in the prehistoric world. If they continue to suppress the Western Sect in the Four Continents, there is no guarantee that those two guys will not shrink back to the prehistoric world.

Now that all the saints have gone to the four continents, if their brothers return to the prehistoric world, who else will restrict them in this prehistoric world?

Although he himself ran back to Honghuang, he hoped that Honghuang could continue to be peaceful and peaceful. He stayed at home and continued to keep his wife and children warming the kang.

"Are you testing him?"

Wu Chu smiled and said: "It's just to grind his temper. After all, it comes too easily. Who knows if he will cherish it! This is just the first step, let's see where his limit is!"

……

At this time, the monkey has been hungry for several days, all the money on his body has been used up, and he has eaten steamed buns for a few days. Now that the snow is coming, the monkey with only a thin robe can only squat in the corner and curl up , folded arms to keep warm.

In the concierge not far away, Yuan Hong drank hot soup and looked at the monkey through the window.

After a while, he came out again with hot soup and sipped it in front of the monkey. The monkey's teeth were itchy and it gritted its teeth at him.

But Yuan Hong didn't take it seriously, he sneered and laughed, as if saying: If you have the ability, hit me!Hey!Can't fight, just play!

The monkey was a little angry, but he had no choice but to fold his arms and move his body, not wanting to talk to this unscrupulous white-haired fellow.

In fact, they can't be regarded as the same kind. The monkey's body shape is much shorter than Yuan Hong's.Yuan Hong is an ape, but a monkey is actually a monkey.

Yuan Hong looked at the monkey, then shook his head, but didn't say anything, turned around and went back to the porter's office, squatted at the doorway of the porter's house with hot soup, and slid.

The monkey looked at it with hatred, but he gradually understood that it really didn't work if it went on like this, and he couldn't wait until school started, what if he couldn't wait for that time?

So the monkey had no choice but to start his working career in the first city.

Originally, he thought that it would be great if he could meet a kind person who would give him some living expenses to support him until the college started.

Thinking of Little Fairy's 'encouragement' to him at the beginning of the day, Monkey felt that he could not wait for others to give him alms, he should work harder.

So, just like that, the monkey dragged his tired body and began to look for a job.

For a monkey who has no special skills, all the work he can do is manual work, but if he does manual work, everyone despises him for his short stature.

Some people wanted to train monkeys to be entertaining monkeys, but the monkeys disagreed. He came here to learn skills, not to perform.

In the end, he found a job in sales, hawking and selling skewers.

The monkey was attracted by the smell of grilled skewers. Standing in front of the barbecue stand, drooling, looking greedy, there was a well-dressed old man next to him, so he showed kindness to him and asked the waiter to give him two A skewer, chatted with him.

Hearing that Monkey came to the First Academy to study, the owner of the barbecue stall not only didn’t laugh at his dream, but encouraged him, saying, “In the past, do you know who my ancestors met when they set up a barbecue stall here?”

The guy on the side laughed when he heard the words, "I met Wen De Dao Zun and his disciples..."

The boss was robbed by the clerk, so he couldn't help turning his head and glaring at him, as if to say: If you're so stupid, don't even think about asking for this month's bonus!

The man shrugged his shoulders in a nonchalant manner.

The guy knows very well that this is just the boss's routine operation. Once he does this, he will continue to praise him for a while. This is a secret code!

The monkey was aroused by the boss, so he listened to the boss continue to brag: "My ancestors have been setting up a barbecue stall here for the first time. Once, I met Wen De Dao Zun and his eleven young children. Disciple, do you know who they are?"

The guys started to fight for jobs again, "Ten Golden Crow Princes and Martial Ancestor..."

The boss glared at the guy again, and continued: "In my generation, it has been passed down for hundreds of generations. Don't look at me like this, I also have cultivation..."

The guy praised again: "That's right, our boss is also a graduate of the First Academy."

The boss is a little proud, but the monkey is a little disappointed. After graduating from the first college, he actually sells skewers here?Is this first academy still reliable?

Seeing Monkey's expression, the boss seemed to be able to see through his mind, so he couldn't help laughing, "Why? Look down on me, a skewer seller?"

Before the monkey could answer, the boss continued to laugh and said, "But I can't blame you for that. You look like a monster who just came out of the mountains. You don't know human relations and sophistication. For countless years, you have graduated from this first academy. Students, I don’t know everything. What the First Academy teaches the world is more of a kind of thinking, rather than the so-called practice. Although the First Academy has many methods of practice, but everyone is more interested in studying in the First Academy At that time, the people and things you can see, the vision you open, not the practice..."

"Does the academy have a method of longevity?" the monkey couldn't help asking again.

Even the guy was amused by this question.

The boss shook his head, "The method of longevity is the most worthless method in the world."

Chapter 988 The First Academy, That's It?

This statement directly puts the monkey in the wrong, and stares his eyes: the longevity method is actually the most worthless method in the world, how is this possible?

Seeing this, the boss couldn't help shaking his head, and said with a smile: "There are many methods in the world that can achieve longevity. For example, the cultivation method of Wendao, the cultivation method of alchemy, and the breathing method of martial arts created by Wen De Dao Zun, no matter what it is. One kind, can make living beings reach immortality..."

Hearing these words, the monkey's eyes lit up involuntarily, and only then did he realize that what he had been craving the most all along was actually so worthless in the eyes of the other party.

So, does it mean that these methods of longevity are actually very good?

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard the boss say again: "Eternal life is easy to obtain, but the Dao is hard to find. Longevity can be achieved only by going through a lot of calamities and cultivating a ray of immortal spiritual light in the body. But the Dao... Alas! I It’s just a barbecue seller. Why do I tell you these things? Little monkey, you and I are destined, so you can come to me and help me sell barbecue. Presumably you also want to find a job, so stay until school starts!"

When the barbecue boss saw the monkey's appearance, he knew how difficult his life was.