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After all, jujube trees are very tall, and the bastards will definitely not be able to pick them.

Unexpectedly, the bastard said: "Good man, you want to eat dates, don't you?"

Xie Yanke wondered, "What kind of person?"

"You are a great man, so I will call you a great man."

Xie Yanke's face sank, and he said, "Who says I'm a good person?"

The dog bastard said: "If you're either a good guy or a bad guy, then I'll call you a big bad guy."

Xie Yanke said: "I'm not a big bad person either."

The bastard said: "That's strange, you are neither a good person nor a bad person, ah, yes, you are not a human being!"

[Blood Knife Patriarch: Hahaha, the bastard is trying to laugh at me so he can inherit my blood knife? 】

【Snow Mountain Pai Bai Zizai: I finally found out today that Xie Yanke is not a human being! 】

[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: The bastard is really not astonishing, and he keeps dying. Every time there are amazing quotes, hurry up and write them down! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: I feel that Xie Yanke was pissed to death before the bastard begged him! 】

[Mu Wanqing: The bastard said that Xie Yanke is not a human being, so he won't be beaten to death with a single palm, right? 】

……

Although everyone knew that the bastard had a halo of pig feet, they still couldn't help but feel worried.

Keep an eye on the live broadcast.

on the screen.

Xie Yanke was furious, and shouted: "What did you say?"

The dog bastard said: "You are very capable, aren't you a fairy?"

Xie Yanke said: "No!"

His tone was not as serious as before, and he said: "Nonsense!"

The bastard shook his head and said to himself: "This is not, and that is not, but I don't know what it is."

He suddenly rushed to the bottom of the jujube tree, hugged the trunk with both hands, put his feet up a few times, and then climbed up the tree.

soon.

The dog bastard slipped down the tree, took a handful with both hands, handed it to Xie Yanke, and said, "Eat the dates! You are not a human, nor a ghost. Are you a Bodhisattva? I don't think it looks like it either."

Xie Yanke ignored him, ate a few jujubes, sweet and juicy, top grade, and thought: "He didn't come to beg me, instead it became me to beg him."

He said, "Do you want to know who I am? You just need to ask me, and say, 'Please tell me, who are you? Are you a god or a Bodhisattva?' and I will tell you."

The bastard shook his head and said, "I don't ask for it."

Xie Yanke's heart trembled, and he hurriedly asked, "Why don't you ask for help?"

The dog bastard said: "My mother often told me: 'You bastard, for the rest of your life, don't ask others for anything. If they want to give you what they want in their hearts, you don't need to ask, and they will give it to you."

"If people don't want it, it's useless for you to beg hard, but it will make them hate you." My mother sometimes eats sweet things. If I ask her for it, instead of giving it to her, she beats me hard and scolds me. Me: 'Bastard, what are you begging me for? Why don't you beg your dainty little slut?' So I will never beg anyone."

Xie Yanke said: "Who is 'Jiao Didi's little bitch'?"

The bastard said, "I don't know."

The screen freezes.

[Little boy Yang Guo: Mei Fanggu's words are very reasonable. It is better to ask for yourself than to ask for others. It is useless to ask for what people want to give you, and it is useless to ask for what they don't want to give you! 】

[Cheng Fei: I'm curious, who is this cute little bitch?Could it be Min Rou? 】

[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Probably not, if the bastard is Shi Qing's son, then this cute little slut is probably Min Rou, but Shi Qing said that the bastard is not the son of him and Mei Fangu, it is probably another A man's best friend! 】

[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Does Aunt Mei Fang like Shi Qing?Why did she kill Shi Qing and Min Rou's son?Who is the father of the mongrel? 】

[Old naughty boy Zhou Botong: Alas, love is the most troublesome thing, it's nerve-wracking! 】

……

"Brother, tell me honestly, is the bastard the son of you and Aunt Mei Fang? Why do I feel that the bastard is the same as Yu'er when I was a child?"

Min Rou looked at Shi Qing suspiciously.

Because the dog mongrel is disheveled, malnourished, and not well-developed, he doesn't look very similar to Shi Zhongyu when he was a child.

But some shadows of jade in the stone can be vaguely seen.

That is Shi Qing's shadow.

"Junior Sister, I can swear to God, I have absolutely nothing to do with Aunt Mei Fang, don't you believe me?"

Shi Qing patted his chest to promise.

In fact, he also discovered that the dog bastard seemed a bit like Shi Zhongyu when he was a child, and if he cleaned it up, the similarity would be even higher.

But he can be sure that he has never touched Mei Fangu.

Min Rou can only trust Shi Qing.

But he still had doubts in his heart, this time he stopped staring at Mei Fanggu, but kept staring at the bastard.

As if to see if the dog bastard is Shi Qing's species.

[This time, Jiumozhi, Shi Zhongyu, and Hua Wanzi answered the question incorrectly]

【Please select the random punishment method for drawing】

"Amitabha!"

Jiumozhi became nervous and prayed in his heart:

"Bless the Buddha!"

Shi Zhongyu also prayed in his heart:

"It's fine to reduce my life span, don't do anything like castration, that's my greatest happiness!"

"God bless."

Jiumozhi, Shi Zhongyu and Hua Wanzi all chose to draw by themselves.

[Start to draw random punishments]

……

Chapter 199 Shi Zhongyu's Terrible Punishment, Xie Yanke's Image Collapsed (Monthly Ticket Asked)

[Jumozhi draws a random penalty as follows]

[Worth the Tathagata and not the Qing: Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, I want to marry a wife. 】

When a ray of light fell, Jiumozhi felt an inexplicable change in his body.

The power of Buddhism is not enough.

"Hua girl is so beautiful, suitable to be a wife, with a big butt, she can bear a son!"

Jiumozhi, who had no idea about Hua Wanzi, suddenly felt that Hua Wanzi had become extremely beautiful.

It really is the heroine of Samuume, Hua Wanzi.

Flowers are blooming.

Colorful.

【Xu Zhu: Don't lose to the Tathagata, don't lose to Qing, it turns out that's the case, the little monk finally realized it! 】

[Tianshan Child Elder Wu Xingyun: Hahaha, the little monk has opened up and found an excuse for himself to find a woman! 】

[Cheng Zhengfei: The little monk now knows how to find a woman without the help of his grandma! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: Congratulations to the great monk, you can return to vulgar life! 】

[Prince Zongzan of Tubo: The national teacher is fine, you will not fail the Tathagata and you will not fail the Qing, this prince will send you dozens of beauties later! 】

Jiu Mozhi: "..."

Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!

Women will only affect the speed at which I practice martial arts!

"Congratulations to the national teacher, I'm so lucky, if only I got this punishment!" Shi Zhongyu couldn't help teasing with envy.

For him, this punishment was not punishment at all.

"Humph!"

Jiumozhi stared at Shi Zhongyu coldly.

Do you think the old monk is like you, a prostitute?

[Shi Zhongyu is randomly drawn and punished as follows]

[Don't love women, love men: women just reproduce offspring, men are true love. 】

"No!"

"I do not want!"

The smile on Shi Zhongyu's face froze, why didn't the one he drew be worthy of the Tathagata and worthy of Qing?

Why doesn't he love women and men?

Little boy Yang Guo: Because you are a prostitute!

A light fell.

Shi Zhongyu felt that a miraculous change had taken place in him.

The way he looked at Hua Wanzi changed.

Before, he had the same kind of worldly and outrageous thoughts that Yang Guo had towards Xiao Longnu towards this beautiful uncle.

but now……

He looked at Hua Wanzi...

I don't feel it anymore.

women or something.

Climb for me.

"Ok?"

Shi Zhongyu's eyes lit up when he saw Jiang Feng.

What a nice view!

hiss!

Jiang Feng's back felt cold, and his hair stood on end.

If outside.

He had to slap this dog to death.

"Brother Jiang Feng, you are really good, can you tell me how you answered the questions?" Shi Zhongyu looked at Jiang Feng with burning eyes.

It's like when a prostitute sees a peerless beauty and can't wait to strike up a conversation.

"roll!"

[Little boy Yang Guo: It's over, another one who covets Big Brother Jiang's beauty! 】

[Cheng Shifei: A prostitute is still a prostitute, but the ladies and sisters in the world are relieved and don't have to worry about Shi Zhongyu anymore, but a handsome man like me should be careful, it's too dangerous to be outside alone! 】

[Princess Yunluo: Shameless!Do you think you are brother Jiang Feng? 】

[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: This bastard dares to covet Brother Jiang Feng's beauty, damn it! 】

[Black and white twin swords Min Rou: Woohoo, my Yu'er! 】

……

"A sin!"