Ding Dang was very sad. Although the bastard was still intact and looked exactly like Shi Zhongyu, she didn't like the stupid look of the bastard.

Not interesting.

She stared blankly at the live broadcast.

on the screen.

Ding Dang was buried under the quilt, thinking to himself: "I have married him, and it is justifiable that he is his wife. In the past few days, he practiced martial arts with him during the day, and he only practiced martial arts in a serious manner, and never took the opportunity to touch me. , touch it."

"When you go to bed at night, the distance is only a few feet, but don't say you can't kiss me, and you don't even come to pinch my hands and feet. What kind of newlyweds are you? Let alone newlyweds, even old couples who are seven or eighty years old should be married. Let's make love."

Hearing that the bastard was sleeping soundly, Ding Dang became angry, touched the lancet from his side, gently pulled it out of its sheath, gritted his teeth and thought to himself:

"What's the use of staying in this world with such a dumb husband?"

She quietly walked to the back, thinking: "Shi Lang Shi Lang, this is your own change, don't blame me for being cruel."

[Flying Bat Ke Zhen'e: She is really a witch with a scorpion's heart. She thinks about adultery all day long, and even kills her own husband. She is really corrupt, shameless, ruthless, and deserves to be killed! 】

[Xiangyang City Guo Hao: The bastard has already said that he is not the person she likes. If he doesn't like it, the bastard will leave. The bastard didn't want to pester her. She is so cruel. Anyway, the bastard also married her husband! 】

[Blood Knife Patriarch: This elm bump should be killed with one blow, let Patriarch me do it! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: Brother Gou is really in danger everywhere, I don't know how to resolve it this time? 】

[Black and white twin swords Min Rou: Demon girl! 】

[Fengshen Yinde: Why did Ding Dang kill the bastard?Because men are not bad and women don't love, so the majority of male compatriots should remember, lest they be killed in the middle of the night and don't know why! 】

[Xu Lian: Shameless! 】

……

Seeing that Ding Dang drew his sword if he was a bastard, everyone was excited.

Someone cursed.

Someone applauded.

There are concerns.

However, just when they were curious about how the dog bastard would escape, the picture freezes.

[Fifth question, how did the dog bastard escape the catastrophe? 】

【A. Ding Xinruan can't do anything. 】

【B. The dog bastard said the love words in his dream, which moved Ding Dang, making Ding Dang let the dog bastard go. 】

[C. Shi Qing with black and white swords and Min Rou came and rescued the bastard from Ding Dang's knife. 】

【D. Changle helped Bei Haishi and others come to rescue the bastard from Ding Dang's knife. 】

……

Chapter 206 Hua Wanzi's Record-Breaking Punishment, Shi Po's Tianguan and Axiu (ask for a monthly ticket)

[Black and white double swords Min Rou: Ding Busan's granddaughter, this kind of witch is cruel and merciless, she will definitely not soften her heart! 】

[No more than three times a day: What happened to my granddaughter?Your son of a bastard is a fool, and he deserves to die. Even if Ding Dang doesn't kill him, sooner or later he will be killed by someone else! 】

[Black and white double swords Min Rou: My son is simple and kind, and a lucky person has his own nature. You have done a lot of evil, killed countless people, and died sooner or later! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: I feel that Brother Gou must have moved Ding Dang by talking in his sleep, dispelling Ding Dang's murderous intentions! 】

[Cheng Zhengfei: The bastard can't talk about love when he's awake, let alone when he's asleep? 】

[Blood Knife Patriarch: Some people just like to be prudish, and some things are hard to say when they are awake, but naturally there is no scruples in the dream, maybe it is Ding Dang in a dream, and Ding Dang entered the bridal chamber, saying all kinds of shameful things, Ding Dang listened I must be overjoyed, I am not willing to kill him! 】

[Walking alone Tian Boguang: Makes sense! 】

[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: It is also possible that Bei Haishi, Shi Qing, Min Rou and others rushed to rescue them, all four answers are possible! 】

……

Studio.

"The life of a dog bastard is really great, and he won't die like this!"

"How did he survive?"

Shi Zhongyu frowned and thought: "It's probably impossible for a bastard to say something about love!"

"Shi Qing, Minrou, and Bei Haishi came to save people? It's not such a coincidence, is it? They should have targeted Bai Wanjian, and they probably didn't find them so quickly!"

"Although the bastard is stupid, but he is holding my face, Ding Dang must be soft-hearted when he sees my face!"

Thinking of this, Shi Zhongyu chose option A.

Hua Wanzi also felt that Ding Dang might be softening his heart. Like Shi Zhongyu, he chose option A.

Jiumozhi and Mei Fanggu also felt that Bei Haishi and Shi Qing and Min Rou didn't find the bastard so quickly, and preferred A and B options.

They chose option B.

They felt that there must be a reason for Ding Dang to let the bastard go, and they would not be soft-hearted for no reason, most likely the bastard said something in his dream.

Jiang Feng also chose option B.

"I should be able to answer this time, right?"

Shi Zhongyu thought anxiously.

After discovering that Jiang Feng had chosen B, his expression darkened.

【Question time ends】

[Correct answer: choose B]

Hearing the voice in the live broadcast room, Shi Zhongyu couldn't help but swear:

"Convex (Fuck Duck)!"

"Wrong answer again!"

"The bastard can still talk about love, damn it, the sun is really coming out of the west!"

Shi Zhongyu looked at the big screen.

on the screen.

Ding Dang raised the knife and was about to chop off the bastard's head, but finally his heart softened, and he gently turned his shoulder, wanting to take one last look at him before he died.

The dog bastard turned around in his sleep, the faint moonlight shone on his face, but seeing the sweet smile on his face, he didn't know what a good dream he was having.

Ding Dang said cautiously: "You are going to die in a blink of an eye, let your dream come to an end before you die, and there is no competition for this moment."

She sat next to him with her knees hugged, stared at his face, and only waited for his smile to fade, she swung her knife and slashed down.

After a while, I suddenly heard the dog bastard say in a daze: "Ding Ding Dang, you...why are you angry? But...but you are angry, you look very good-looking, it's true...really very good-looking ... I just look at a hundred days, a thousand days, it will never be enough, ten thousand days... a hundred thousand days, no, five thousand days... is not enough..."

Ding Dang listened quietly, and couldn't help but his heart fluttered, and said: "Shi Lang, Shi Lang, it turns out that you still miss me in your sleep. Wouldn't it be good if you said such nice words to me during the day? Alas, One day, your stupidity will be healed, and you will tell me these things."

She saw the boards wet with dew on the ship's side, and the bastard's clothes were thin, feeling sorry for her, she tore out a thin sheet from the cabin, covered him lightly, stared at him for a long time, and then went back into the room. in the cabin.

The screen freezes.

[Cheng Fei: Damn it!The bastard is really dreaming about Ding Dang! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: Young Mu Ai, the bastard has never seen a few women when he grows up, it's normal to think about Ding Dang! 】

[Yangzhou Ssangyong Kou Zhong: You don't see many women, and you are easily deceived by beautiful women! 】

Zhang Wuji: I suspect you are dissing me!

[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: A bastard is so simple, he doesn't need a beautiful woman, anyone can fool a bastard! 】

[Princess Yunluo: I suddenly discovered that Zhang Wuji is quite clever, but he is always deceived by beautiful women. The bastard is so simple, but no beautiful woman can deceive him! 】

[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: The bastard is so simple, there is no need to lie! 】

[Sun Xiaohong: The truth is revealed! 】

[Cheng Zhengfei: I just want to know if the bastard finally gave Shi Zhongyu green! 】

[Tiejianmen Yuzhenzi: The bastard has lived with Ding Dang for so long, but he doesn't even go up. I'm really anxious to see it. I guess it won't be green anymore! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: Do ​​you think the bastard is just like you, with his head on the bottom! 】

[The number one child prodigy in the world, Chen Wenjie: Is it only me who discovered that the bastard turned into five thousand after one hundred thousand days? 】

[Cheng Shifei: Dog bastards have limited knowledge, isn't this normal? 】

……

[This time, Hua Wanzi and Shi Zhongyu answered the question incorrectly]

【Please select the random punishment method for drawing】

At this time, the voice in the live broadcast room pulled everyone's attention back.

Shi Zhongyu and Hua Wanzi chose to draw by themselves with bitter faces.

[Start to draw random punishments]

[Hua Wanzi draws random penalties as follows]

【Execution!The palace needs talents like you! 】

"No!"

Hua Wanzi's pupils shrank, her face paled, she never expected that she would receive such a terrible punishment.

A light fell.

Hua Wanzi clutched her lower abdomen and let out a cry of pain, feeling that something had disappeared.

"How could this be?"

Hua Wanzi's face was ashen ashes, she had a congenital cultivation base, and she had a clear feeling about her own changes.

And she's in her 20s too.

In this world where you can get married in your teens, you can be considered an 'older woman'.

of course.

Many people in the Jianghu marry later, or even don't marry.

She knew there was no other change in her body, but she could no longer conceive a child because the room for the child was gone.

[Cheng Zhengfei: Damn, women also have castration! 】

[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: I'm ignorant. There are not only male eunuchs in the palace, but also some female eunuchs. The purpose of their existence is to deal with matters, but they won't be allowed to seduce the emperor! 】

[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: I have learned a lot, but how do women become eunuchs? 】

[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: I heard it was cruel, beat it with a hammer...]

[Sentimental son Hou Xibai: Miss Hua is a bit unlucky, she is the first woman to be castrated! 】

……

"My mother, don't scare me!"

Shi Zhongyu was also frightened at the moment.

He wasn't in the mood to gloat, and teased Hua Wanzi.

"God bless!"

Shi Zhongyu kept praying in his heart.

[Shi Zhongyu is randomly drawn and punished as follows]

[Seal of color!Walking on the street, you will be the most beautiful cub! 】

"What the hell is this?"

Shi Zhongyu was stunned.

next moment.

A ray of light fell, and there was a big pink word 'se' between Shi Zhongyu's eyebrows.

"hiss!"

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