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[Princess Li Cuiyu of Changping: These two fat and thin guys are really insidious. It's nothing more than drinking fake wine, but they even drugged them! 】

[Princess Changping Zhu Yuxi: This is the case in the world, intrigues and deceptions, the bastards can survive, it can be said that they are protected by the halo of pig feet, and ordinary people have died hundreds of times earlier! 】

[Yangzhou Ssangyong Kou Zhong: The bastard wants to dispel the power of the medicine this time, I'm afraid it will not be easy! 】

……

Everyone stared at the screen.

Wanted to see what the bastard would do if he drank the extra wine in one gulp.

on the screen.

"Okay! You two are so bold, I'm not polite."

The dog bastard picked up the gourd and was about to drink, when he suddenly remembered something and said: "On the Yangtze River boat, I once heard Ding Ding Dongdang say that if a man and a woman like each other, they will become husband and wife. brother."

"It's rare that the two uncles think highly of it. After the three of us drank the two gourd wines, we simply became sworn brothers and we will drink together from time to time. What do you think?"

Fatty naturally didn't believe it when he heard these words, thinking that the bastard was going to do something.

But the bastard's skill terrified them, they didn't have the slightest grasp, so they wanted to break the bastard's skill first.

He hastily said: "Very good, very good, it can't be better. You drink up this gourd's bar first."

The bastard wants to see skinny again.

The thin man also only wanted the bastard to drink, so he agreed.

Anyway, the bastard will be a dead man later.

The bastard drank the thin man's wine in one gulp.

The fat man clapped his hands and said, "Good drinker, good drinker! I still have one or two sips of wine left in this gourd, so my little brother will do the same, let's be sworn brothers."

Naturally, the bastard drank it without even thinking about it.

After drinking two jugs of wine, the bastard clutched his stomach and cried out in pain, jumping up to a height of ten feet.

The fat and thin people also got up instantly, raising their skills, worried that the bastard would fight back when he was dying, and die with them.

However, unexpectedly, the dog bastard did not attack them, but the big tree next to it.

They found that although the bastard's martial arts were strong, his martial arts were very poor. They were so busy just now.

With their martial arts, they can kill the bastards with a flip of their palms, and there is no need to waste their medicinal wine.

After the dog bastard vented, he forced the poison into the palm of his right hand, and returned to the fire with a smile, not suspecting that the two had poisoned them!

"what is this?"

It was strange for the dog mongrel to see a red spot the size of a palm coin and a blue spot around it.

Seeing this, the fat and thin people also understood that they had misunderstood.

Because the dog bastard is not only poor in martial arts, he can't even use his martial arts, and he didn't force the poison out of his body.

The mongrels are not here to deal with them at all.

Thinking of all the methods they have used against the bastards, I feel very ashamed.

The dog bastard asked the age and name of the two, and was about to be sworn.

Although the fat and thin people didn't want to be sworn brothers with the silly bastard, they kept their promises, so how could they break their promises.

So the fat man said his name was Zhang San.

The thin man said his name was Li Si.

They said that the bastards have no names and no surnames, so how could they be sworn brothers?

The bastard had no choice but to use the name Shi Yidao that Shi Xiaocui gave him.

The fat man knelt down on one knee, and said loudly: "Zhang San, Li Si, and Shi Yidao swore to be brothers. From then on, we will share blessings and share difficulties. If we go against this, Zhang San will be like this wild boar in the future. People killed and baked it to eat, haha, haha!"

The word "Zhang San" is of course his pseudonym.

He kept talking about Zhang San and didn't mention the word "I", so he didn't have any sincerity.

The thin man knelt down and said with a smile, "Li Si, Zhang San, and Shi Yidao are sworn brothers today. They don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, but hope to die on the same day in the same year. Corpse, thousands of arrows piercing through the body. Hehe, hehe."

He sneered repeatedly, but it was also false.

The bastard naturally didn't understand this, and didn't notice the hypocrisy of the two of them. He knelt down on his knees and said sincerely:

"My brothers Zhang San and Li Si became brothers. We have good wine and good meat. Let the two brothers eat first. If someone wants to kill the two brothers, I will go up and resist first. If I say something, it doesn't count, God. Punish me for having a stomachache every day like just now."

The fat and thin people could not help but feel a little guilty when they heard what he said was very sincere.

The screen freezes.

[Little boy Yang Guo: Convex (艹盘色)!This fat and thin guy is really nothing. I misunderstood Brother Gou before and plotted secretly, but now I understand that it is so fake to be sworn brothers with Brother Gou, it is hypocrisy! 】

[Princess Yunluo: Poor bastard, he was cheated again and still doesn't know it! 】

[Cheng Shifei: The bastards take their big brother, but they don't take the bastards as their brothers! 】

[Yan Ren Zhang Fei: His grandma, these two hypocritical fat and skinny guys really blasphemed the word "brother". If my old Zhang meets them, he has to poke hundreds of transparent holes in them! 】

[Guan Yu: There are many hypocrites and cunning people in the world. Do you think anyone can be like our three brothers, who are truly blessed and share the same hardships, and never leave them! 】

……

"Convex (Fuck Duck)!"

Zhang San and Li Si from Xia Ke Island vomited blood. This wave of them really died.

Facing accusations from everyone.

They just can't justify.

They are really hypocritical, they don't even want to sincerely worship the bastard, they just want to send the bastard away.

"Forget it, we really didn't do it properly."

Li Si shook his head, scold him as he pleases.

They deserve it.

Simultaneously.

They also understood why they became brothers with the bastard.

Unexpectedly, it turned out to be like this!

……

The Han Dynasty.

"It's still our brother, love is stronger than gold, not like those hypocrites!"

Zhang Fei said proudly.

"How can a group of people who insert bids and sell heads can be compared with our brothers!"

Guan Yu stroked his beautiful beard lightly, with his nostrils upturned, and said proudly.

"Second brother!"

"Third brother!"

Liu Bei called out affectionately.

"Big brother!"

"Big brother!"

The three hugged each other tightly.

……

"Although I guessed that the Second Envoy of Rewarding Good and Punishing Evil would not easily become sworn brothers with a bastard, but I didn't expect that the drink would be so ups and downs, soul-stirring!"

Hua Wanzi felt emotional in her heart.

Who would have thought that there were so many famous names in the wine of the two of them.

[This time, Jiumozhi, Hua Wanzi, Mei Fanggu, and Shi Zhongyu answered wrongly]

【Please select the random punishment method for drawing】

"I don't know what will be drawn this time?"

Hua Wanzi's body trembled and her legs tightened when she thought of the castration she had received earlier.

The four chose to draw by themselves.

[Start to draw random punishments]

[Jumozhi draws a random penalty as follows]

[Big bags all over your head: Congratulations, you are one step closer to becoming a Buddha! 】

A light fell.

The top of Jiumozhi's head was itchy, and then there were big bumps, a bit like a Buddha with big bumps.

and so.

The road to becoming a Buddha is closer.

"Amitabha!"

There were tears of excitement in Jiumozhi's eyes, feeling that he had lost love.

Really. No love.

After he got the punishment of living up to Tathagata and living up to Qing, he became lustful, and wanted to find a few beauties to practice Dahuanxi Zen together.

Now that you are full of bags, can you still find beautiful women to practice with?

[Princess Yunluo: It's so interesting! 】

[Cheng Zhengfei: Congratulations, master, attaining enlightenment and becoming a Buddha is just around the corner! 】

[Undefeated Naughty Boy Gu Santong: Congratulations, master, attaining enlightenment and becoming a Buddha is just around the corner! 】

[Old naughty boy Zhou Botong: Congratulations, master, attaining enlightenment and becoming a Buddha is just around the corner! 】

……

Jiu Mozhi: "..."

Just gloat!

Sooner or later you too will be unlucky.

Feng Shui turns.

Come to your house next year.

[Hua Wanzi draws random penalties as follows]

[Ten times the pain: ten times more sensitive to pain! 】

[Mei Fanggu draws a random penalty as follows]

[Deprive ten years of skill! 】

Two lights fell.

Hua Wanzi didn't feel anything special, but Mei Fanggu deprived her of ten years of skill at once, her face turned pale, as if her body had been hollowed out.

"Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother bless..."

Shi Zhongyu kept praying in his heart.

very nervous.

[Shi Zhongyu is randomly drawn and punished as follows]

[Transformed woman: Congratulations on becoming a real woman! 】

"Convex (Fuck Duck)!"

Shi Zhongyu vomited blood, although he no longer likes women, but likes men, but he doesn't want to become a woman either!

A light fell.