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So shocking!

With thousands of armors, he is not afraid of lice bites, but who wants to have intimate contact with this thing?

If possible, I really want a soul furnace to blow up all the big lice to death.

But there are too many people around.

If this trick is used, not only the lice will die, but everyone around will die as well.

"Bang bang bang~"

"Everyone, don't panic! Come closer to us!" The policemen opened fire, and the team leaders, teachers, and camp support staff also took police batons, or simply used flashlights as weapons, and killed the big lice that tried to attack them one by one. , and then help teenagers and children around them get rid of lice.

"Hammer, stop beating, let's go to the police." Melinda, who was protected by Zhou Dahammer, said immediately.

"???"

Zhou Dahammer was a little confused: "Your girlfriend Rachel doesn't care?"

When I couldn't find someone, I was worried. I saw someone and called each other's names affectionately a second ago, but turned around and ignored them. Is this the legendary plastic girlfriend love?

really decisive...

"There are too many lice, we can't help Rachel." Seeing her friend was bitten by lice and fell to the ground screaming, unable to protect herself, Melinda, who had red eyes, held back tears, said firmly and rationally : "If you don't leave, we will also be bitten by lice. I don't want you to get hurt."

nest!

This reason made Zhou Dahammer unable to say anything directly.

It's not clear whether she is more important than her best friend, or if she is selling her best friend.

To tell the truth.

Are you planning on me?

With a hammer in his hand, he flattened and smashed the big lice, but with Melinda in the oil bottle, surrounded by fallen teenagers and children, Zhou Dahammer, who didn't want to accidentally injure his friendly troops, had to retreat to the police and the others.

however.

Just as Zhou Dahammer was about to rush into the pile of lice again, a policeman fell to the ground with an "ah".He turned around, and saw Angela holding a dagger in his hand with a nervous expression on his face. This guy unexpectedly got back the dagger taken away by the leader of Luo Er at some point, and broke free from the rope, so he walked quietly to the police. Backstab from behind!

No way, no way, no one doesn't even know that the suspect must be handcuffed, right?

Are all the policemen in your ugly country eating dry food?

Or, seeing that leader Luo Er tied Angela's hands with a rope, do you think that this fake girl is not a threat?

If it was in a horror movie, even if this pseudo-girl psycho couldn't be Jason Crystal Lake, she would still be a monkey version of Michael Myers!

Come and have a leg at night!

Ignoring the big lice that jumped onto his body, Zhou Dahammer smashed the claw hammer into Angela's face with a flying hammer, and then quickly rushed to pick up the policeman's gun with the increased speed of his sharp sprint.

"Bang bang bang bang~"

For the murderers in ugly country horror movies, headshots are a must!

Blast your brains out.

If there is a chance, it is best to come to a corpse, and then burn it to ashes.

"Hammer!" Melinda couldn't help shouting when Zhou Dahammer fired four shots brutally, blowing the head of Angela who stabbed the policeman in the back, and the rest of the people also trembled.But Angela backstabbed the policeman to death, and everyone didn't blame him, they just thought that the act of smashing the head was really unnecessary.

"I'll attract lice for you.

You hurry up. "

Retrieving the hammer, taking away Angela's dagger, and killing a few big lice who jumped on their bodies and couldn't break their defenses, Zhou Dahammer took off the equipment belt of the fallen policeman.Those unlucky ghosts who fell down, even if they didn't die, it's almost the same. Now as long as Melinda and other witnesses are driven away, they can use their skills to clear the lice monsters at will.

I want to be passive, don't hinder me!

"what?"

Zhou Dachui raised his hand and shot Melinda's foot: "Don't dawdle, get out of here quickly!

I'm coming!

I've been bitten by those lice.

Although it's fine now, it may fall down like everyone else later.

and so.

Let me give you a chance to survive! "

After all, without waiting for any reaction from the crowd, Zhou Dachui inserted the gun into the holster of his belt, then swung the knife with one hand and the hammer with the other to get away from the crowd, and frantically massacred the blood-sucking big lice lying on the fallen teenagers and children, trying to attract as much as possible. Lice, pretending to rescue those unlucky ghosts who were bitten.The police and everyone in the camp were stunned when they saw this, and then the calm police grabbed Melinda, who yelled "No", and ran away with the team leader and teachers, pulling the child who was not bitten by the lice.

Zhou Dahammer is so heroic, they will definitely not waste the opportunity won by the "hero".After all, if this sensible child doesn't do this, someone among them has to go.

As humiliating as it is for a child to do this, Zhou Dachui has "shown" that he is hopeless.

And there are still many teenagers and children who have not been bitten by lice.

They are just children!

Under the clear night of red and black, the soaring forest fire also dyed the forest road leaving the camp red. As Zhou Dahammer attracted the lice to rush into the bushes beside the road, they sank into the unburned, still dark woods, ran The flashlights of the people far away couldn't reach them, and when there were no friendly troops around, the red energy shield immediately appeared on him.

"Boom~!!!"

Chapter 20, became a sweet pastry

It was daylight and the fire still had its place in the sky, the woods and rivers were swallowed up in billowing smoke, and the camps, ball fields and pools that would have given children a fun summer vacation were all gone.On the outskirts of the roadside of the small town where the Alwa camp belongs, he was covered in lice blood, lice liquid, and human blood sucked by lice, and his whole body stinks. Zhou Dahammer was sitting on the ground tiredly at the moment, looking at the rising sun in a daze.

Last night, with thousands of armor and Soul Furnace skills, a pistol, a few boxes of bullets, a dagger and a hammer, he went crazy and wiped out all the lice he could find.

It is not clear how many lice were killed, but the life value has increased a lot, which is enough.

"Rambo, you look like a ghost, I almost couldn't recognize you."

"You mean to tease me?

Dr. Sam Owens, you are late again! "

Zhou Dahui took the school bus to the camp. The town where the Alva campsite is located is not far from the town of Hawkins. The fire in the woods is not a matter of a small town. A town close to the woods must also do a good job of fire prevention. Otherwise, it is not a joke to let the forest fire spread and form the scale of the California fire.

When the town of Hawkins heard the news, Sheriff Hope dispatched the police and took people to the woods to open a firebreak. Hawkins High School also sent a school bus overnight to pick up the children from the summer camp.

Hawkins National Laboratory also knows all about it through Joy.

After all, Zhou Dahammer, who "broke the heroic queen", is a member of the laboratory and a reserve member of the Ministry of Energy.

and.

The Ministry of Energy is afraid that more channels of different dimensions will appear!

Just like the former Dr. Martin Brenner, who went to Derry Town because of the news that the abandoned house suddenly collapsed into a big hole and thousands of corpses were found in the stinky gutter.As the new head of the Hawkins National Laboratory, Dr. Sam Owens must take care of everything related to different dimensions to prevent monsters from running over there.

Obviously, the big lice need Dr. Owens to deal with them.

"I rushed over as soon as I received the call." Dr. Sam Owens said with a bitter face: "I just lay down and was going to sleep at that time."

"All right.

What's up with those lice? "

Too lazy to talk nonsense with Dr. Owens, Zhou Dachui asked directly: "By the way, should I get disinfected?

Or do a full body check or something? "

Sam Owens said with some distaste: "Of course it needs to be disinfected. Don't you realize how smelly your body is? A full body checkup is also done. I heard that you were also bitten by lice. As for those lice, what happened? Tell me you may Don't believe me...those lice are just ordinary lice, not the monsters that came out from over there."

"Those lice are catalyzed by daguanglin leaf extract, toxic chemicals, steroids and growth hormones."

"What?"

Zhou Dachui held back a mouthful of old stuff in his throat and couldn't get it out.

Sam said: "Yes, you are not mistaken, those lice are made by our human chemicals."

"Gan!"

"Okay, don't swear, let's go, I know you are very tired. By the way, only the cushioned newspaper is allowed, don't dirty the car seat, you have to wash it if it is dirty."

"I do not care.

It's not my car. "

......

"Hammer, you're not dead! It's great! It's great that you're not dead!"

Melinda escaped from the camp that would be burned by the forest fire, escaped the tide of lice, and returned to the town. Melinda did not take the school bus that came overnight to return to the small town of Hawkins, because the firefighters and volunteers arrived in time, and because Zhou Dahammer attracted After removing all the lice, Rachel and others who were bitten by the lice were rescued to the hospital.

Melinda stayed in the small town hospital, waiting for her best friend Rachel to wake up, and waiting for her family and Rachel's parents to arrive.

Sitting on a chair in the corridor of the hospital and falling asleep, when she woke up, she saw Zhou Dahammer who came to the hospital for a physical examination after taking a shower. Melinda was suddenly ecstatic.

Zhou Dachui gave her a coquettish look.

It's just a few waves of mobs, is there any need to make such a fuss?

Girls are annoying sometimes.

Not only is he not dead.

Those teenagers and children who were bitten by lice did not die.

The reason they collapse after a lice bite is that the teeth of the lice secrete a hallucinogenic and comatose toxin, which is not fatal.

The reason for the hallucinogenic effect of the toxin is that the lice absorbed Guanglin foliage.

The tired Zhou Dahammer didn't have the energy to talk to Melinda at this moment, he nodded to express his safety, and followed Tom for a physical examination.This dungeon of beating lice at the summer camp has increased a lot of health points, and the system has also opened a mall, where you can buy red potions. In addition, no one was bitten to death by lice, and everyone is happy.

Emmmm......

sloppy.

I almost forgot about that Angela puppet, the families of those who were killed by him should not be happy.

"Big hero Rambo, those children you rescued woke up. Many parents gave you gifts with lots of delicious snacks in them." After the physical examination, Sam read the normal physical report, and he and his subordinates carried many A gift appeared in front of Zhou Dachui: "They also gave you some clothes. You can try to see if they fit you. You can change them if they don't fit you. You have grown very fast recently. According to this situation, as long as you keep up with your nutrition, you It is not a problem to grow to 1.9 meters after adulthood."

"Honestly, because of these two incidents, the higher authorities look good on you, and you really don't consider transferring to a military academy?"

"Not interested in.

Don't disturb my sleep! "

Mai Maipi, who had been beating lice all night, ran non-stop because of the fire and thick smoke, Zhou Dahammer, who was lying flat on the bed in the hospital ward, now just wants to be a salted fish and sleep forever.

I'm sick!

Sleepiness is a disease, tiredness is also a disease, sleep is the cure!

"You'd better sleep in the car." Sam said, "I promised Sergeant Hope and Ms. Joy to send you home intact today. Also, Lancet was transferred to the CIA, and they It means to recruit you, and the FBI is the same. Compared with the two intelligence agencies of CIA and FBI, the Department of Energy is your home, and the military academy can train you better."

"Don't you like guns? There are guns in the military academy, and you can play with all kinds of guns, and there are enough bullets."

"Pooh!

Don't think I don't know.

Ugly country's military academies are in full bloom like prisons!

Do not go to death! "

Sam: "Hammer, you know intelligence agencies like CIA and FBI, their recruiting methods are never glorious. Don't you need money to record, release songs and publish novels? After going to military school, we can fulfill your wishes, but you I have to write some military songs, and some novels about the military."

"Nest!

Put me in the chicken coop, don't tell me, you still want to be a white wolf with empty gloves?

There is no doubt! "

Zhou Dachui was so angry that he was not sleepy anymore.

Spirituality can kill a tiger!

Sam said with a look of regret: "Then... I have no reason to give taxpayers' money to someone who is unwilling to work for the country and has nothing to do with the Department of Energy. And the pocket money we gave you before, you must refund it in full. The comics you collaborated with Will and East also earned royalties, didn’t you?”

"Hand over the entire copyright of the comics, and it will probably be paid off."

"Gan Liliang! Just a few months of pocket money, you want the full copyright of our comics?

You are trying to fart! "

"We can, because we're the Department of Energy." Sam smiled kindly.

"The Department of Energy is so arrogant?