Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

The guy in front of him is dressed like a strategist, and he is also very handsome!Can be handsome and useful?He will find a hammer!Bragging is great!

He even said that people in the future can fly in the sky, how is that possible!

Thankfully Xia Houzhe didn't know what they were thinking, otherwise he would definitely retort.

Handsome and compelling!Looks beautiful and useful!Rebuttal not accepted!

A beautiful person suffers a lot, and a handsome person suffers a disadvantage. This is the truth, right?

[Ah this!what do I do?Can I say that you will have eighteen princes join forces next?Then he was hacked to death by Dong Zhuo's [-] troops at Sishuiguan?Don't be ridiculous, it's no wonder you beat me to death! 】

[It seems that I can only fool around a few words, pretend to be stupid, and then I can continue to live, and enjoy the best and most comfortable life under the care of my brother, wouldn't it be great?Then marry a beautiful woman and have a litter of cubs!Cool! 】

Hearing this, Cao Cao staggered with anger in his eyes.

hateful!

This is how you work with my salary?It's so edible!

Chapter 2 I Don't Want to Be an Official

After Cao Cao was angry, he also had doubts in his heart.

How did he know that there would be eighteen princes next?And how do you know that Dong Zhuo only has [-] troops?

Although the proclamation has been issued, even I don't know how many princes responded?Is it blind?

Also said that I will be defeated by Dong Zhuo later?Is he so disrespectful to me?

When his thoughts were changing, Xia Houzhe stood up and cupped his hands slightly, the fan in his hand kept shaking, the dress of the feather fan scarf, coupled with a group of handsome and delicate looks, made people feel that he was full of counselor style.

It's just that cold sweat broke out on his face, showing a look of embarrassment, and he was a little trembling when he spoke, and even his waist was bent.

"Master...Master! You...you know it! This subordinate is dull, neither literate nor martial arts, it's useless for you to ask me!"

【Excellent!Look how good and realistic my acting skills are!This expression, this tone of voice, is completely rubbish! 】

【Boss Cao, don’t blame me for not telling you the truth, I’m afraid you won’t be able to take the blow and fire me!Then who do I ask for salary? 】

【Even if I pretend to be trash, for my brother's sake, you won't kill me!So you can still mix your salary!I'm such a smart little guy! 】

Xia Houzhe's words made Cao Ren's generals look mocking.

You don't know such a simple question?Sure enough, it's as useless as ever!

I guess besides eating, you only have to flirt with little girls in your mind, right?

The military generals present here are all top-notch existences in the world, and they actually disdain Xia Houzhe for his colleagues who eat and drink like Xia Houzhe.

Only the two brothers Xiahoudun and Xiahouyuan looked at him with a feeling of powerlessness in their hearts.

never mind!Big deal we cover him!Who made him a real brother!well!

It doesn't matter how good he becomes, as long as he doesn't deteriorate, that's the best result!

However, when Cao Cao heard Xia Houzhe's words, his face trembled. It was really the boy's heartfelt voice!

I almost believed your evil!You lie without a draft?If I hadn't heard what you said in your heart, I really thought you were a waste!

Cao Cao coughed lightly, took a deep look at Xia Houzhe, and then turned to ask the other generals.

"What about you? What do you think of this alliance?"

The six people looked at each other, cupped their hands, and expressed their opinions in unison.

"My lord! Your army is strong and powerful, how difficult is it to deal with a mere Dong Zhuo? Moreover, there are many powerful generals under the banner of the princes, why should Dong Zhuo stop us?"

"In addition, Dong thief is a disaster for the court, a traitor for the rebellious officials! Everyone can be punished! My lord, this is doing justice for the heavens and safeguarding the great Han! The so-called Taoists will be helped more, and those who lost the way will be helped less. Dong Zhuo will lose!"

Hearing everyone's answers, Cao Cao nodded. In fact, his own analysis was similar to what they said.

Although it is true that his own subordinates and military strength alone cannot compete against Dong thief, the princes of the world will definitely crush Dong Zhuo, a traitor, and the opponent will lose sooner or later!

But why is that boy Yuanyi so disrespectful to his side?It's completely different from what I thought!

Cao Cao's face sank, and after thinking for a few seconds, he asked again with his hands behind his back.

"Do you think there will be any accidents? For example, the princes from all walks of life will lose?"

[Ah, you've already thought of it and you're still asking a fart!This is an ironclad fact!It is impossible for you to win!Is Dong Zhuo really easy?His advisers and generals are all the best in the world!Lu Bu is unstoppable! 】

[Although the princes have many soldiers and generals, their hearts are not united. You are afraid that I will be strong and I am afraid that you will gain power. How can you defeat Dong Zhuo!Wash up and sleep, don't be busy!Why don't we take advantage of this opportunity to develop at home? 】

Unlike his thoughts, the generals spoke again with confidence in their eyes.

"My lord, please don't worry! There will never be such a result! Bandit Dong will act against the will of the people and will not win the hearts of the people! He will definitely lose!"

What they said did not make Cao Cao feel better, but because of Xia Houzhe's voice, Cao Cao fell into deep thought.

What Yuanyi said... seems to make sense!

The princes from all walks of life have different thoughts, he knows that, after all, he is no longer a fledgling young man.

In this troubled world, full of intrigues and deceptions, everyone is afraid of compromising their strength. There are really not many people like him who really care about the great Han Dynasty.

When the time comes to ask for Dong, those princes may really not try their best!

Unexpectedly, this kid can see through the essence of things, even I didn't think about it!

You are talented, but you really do things for me?Could it be that I, Cao, are not polite enough to be a corporal?Not good enough for you guys?

However, this matter has yet to be confirmed. Even if the princes are not on the same page, if there is a powerful leader, they may not be able to unite and destroy Dong Bandit!

Although Cao Cao didn't fully believe what Xia Houzhe said in his heart, he also kept this matter in his heart, and he was a little more wary.

Cao Cao clapped his hands, but couldn't see any expression on his face: "Yuanyi, I think you still need to be tempered! Why don't you give you a civilian job and be responsible for more military affairs in the army, so as to enrich yourself?"

Xiahouzhe looked shocked, and just about to refuse, Xiahoudun rushed ahead of him.

"My lord, you can't do it! Yuan Yi has little talent and little knowledge, and he can't afford the important responsibilities in the army! It's already a great honor to have him attend the discussion! My lord, please take it back!"

Hearing Cao Cao's words, some generals sitting there became dissatisfied, but Xiahou Dun had already spoken, so they couldn't say anything more.

He didn't mention any constructive suggestions, just gave him an official position, my lord, where do you put us?It's hard to convince the public!

And he is a useless piece of trash!

If you want martial arts but no martial arts, you need resourcefulness but no resourcefulness!How can I be a civil servant?If it wasn't for his elder brother Xiahou Dun, we would all be ashamed to be with him!

Cao Cao frowned. In his opinion, this kid is actually not bad. Although he didn't show anything, what he thinks in his heart lies in the essence of things, and he deserves to be tested.

And I am extremely short of counselors at the moment!His thinking is different from others, but he can follow me and remind me.

"Yuanyi, what do you think?"

Xia Houzhe waved his hands in a hurry: "Impossible! My lord, I don't have that ability, so you leave it to someone else! I don't want to make trouble! You know mine, and you will eat it if you don't have any skills!"

[Fuck!What are you going to do for me?Isn't it just that little salary for being so busy?As long as the money is enough, I will open a hot pot restaurant if I have no money, it will definitely explode! 】

[I ate and slept all day long, so I don't have to worry about it!Want me to work?no way!Even if you give me an official position, I will be passive and sabotage! 】

[You want a counselor, you wait another year!Several super top civil servants will come to you!What Xun Yu Xun You, they are not good enough? 】

At the beginning, Xia Houzhe's heartfelt words made Cao Cao's face darken, and the corners of his mouth twitched constantly.

But the last sentence made him startled, and he fell into infinite doubts.

He has heard of Xun Yu and Xun You, the two great advisers!That was Yuan Shao's top civil servant.

How could it be possible for Yuan Shao, who abandoned his family, to join him?This is absolutely fake!

And he even knows the year?Is it possible that you are still proficient in reckoning?impossible?

Xiahoudun always said that you have no ambitions and nothing to learn. Could it be that you were just pretending before?

snort!You are capable of pretending for so long!

Forget it, since he doesn't want to be a civil servant, he doesn't force it!It's good if you don't make trouble for me, one day I will see clearly whether you have real talents!

Cao Cao sighed, he still knew how much he weighed.

It is said that a good bird chooses a tree to live in. If it were him, he would not abandon the big boss and seek refuge with the small boss.

Even though he didn't believe it, he remembered it in his heart. What if it came true again?

A salted fish also has dreams, not to mention that Cao Aman is not a salted fish!

Cao Cao waved his hand, feeling a little dispirited: "Okay! Since Yuan Yi is not happy, then forget it, but for future discussions, you must remember to participate! It is good to learn more, but you can't embarrass your two elder brothers. "

snort!Do you want to be passive at work?Think beautiful!

You can follow me from now on, and remind me of your innermost thoughts, so that I can see wider and wider!This is much more flattering than other people's mouths!

Cao Cao has pride in his heart!My big boss can't deal with you anymore?

Hearing that the other party didn't let him take up the post, Xia Houzhe heaved a sigh of relief.

Can lie down and never sit!

It's nice to have a brother covering...

"Everyone! The call to action has been issued for many days, and the date of the meeting is set for the first month of the year. Please, generals, train the army well! Show our momentum in the coming year!"

Chapter 3 Cao Cao's Shock

Time flies, half a month passed quickly, and it was the first month of 190.

For the meeting of the princes, and for the crusade against the bandits Dong, this group of generals has not been able to live well for years, and they are all practicing soldiers and horses.

Only Xia Houzhe can sleep soundly, eat well, and have nothing to do all day long.

All day long, he was either fishing for fish in the military camp, or flirting with girls in the city.

In this era, there are virgins everywhere, which is different from the era of gunfire in the past.

Those teenage girls, you can make them blush with shame by telling any dirty jokes, which is too beautiful.

No, he is chatting with a new girl he met in the city right now.

"Xiaoxue, a rooster can mate 20-80 times a day, that is to say, it can mate with 20-80 hens a day, so from a philosophical point of view, is a rooster a duck in the eyes of a hen? Oh yes, explain Come on, ducks are male prostitutes!"

Hearing this, Xiaoxue's face was so red that water dripped out. The handsome man in front of him was simply too perverted!

If I didn't see you handsome, I wouldn't chat with you!

Xiaoxue stomped her feet lightly, then ran away.

"Brother Zhe, you are bad!"

"Hey! Don't run away! This is an academic question. Once you understand it, you can learn how to give birth and postpartum care of hens! It's a university question!"

Xia Houzhe shook his fan, a smile and satisfaction flashed in his eyes.

If you follow the right leader in this era, life will be easier than in previous lives.

Marrying a daughter-in-law doesn't require a lot of bride price, no car and house, it's ok if you have something to eat, and there isn't much comparison between people. He has already adapted to this place.

But... the dozen or so guards beside him couldn't get used to it.

If this guy doesn't have an awesome older brother, then he's nothing!

I and others were supposed to go to battle to kill the enemy, but now they have become his personal guards, chasing girls and flirting with him every day!

hateful!We also want to have such a brother!

"Report! My lord! Your lord is welcome! We have important matters to discuss!"

A soldier ran over quickly and passed Cao Cao's oral instructions to Xia Houzhe.

"Go! Go to the barracks!"

……

In the military tent at the moment, Cao Cao stood in front of the map, explaining and analyzing the generals under his command.

And those generals also nodded from time to time, and occasionally echoed a few words.

At this time, the military tent was opened, and a figure came in.

"Hello, lord!"

"Huh? Yuan Yi is here, sit down!"

Hearing this, Xia Houzhe sat next to his elder brother and quietly listened to Cao Cao's lecture.