Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Chapter 29 It's just taming the red rabbit, is it difficult?

Looking at the six people who were beaten into a group, Xia Houzhe was full of excitement.

"Brother! Pierce his eyes!"

"Oh yes! Pinching his nostrils is fine too!"

"That's it! Bite! Bite your ear! Harder!"

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The six famous generals who were supposed to be on the battlefield are now fighting each other on the ground like hooligans.

Seeing that fist-to-flesh posture, Xueyan was terrified, and tightly pulled Xia Houzhe's sleeve.

Ten minutes later, the six people lay on the ground with bruised noses and swollen faces, because Xia Houyuan and the other four were injured earlier.

So Xiahou Dun and Cao Hong took the lead!

"Hey! It's not me targeting you! You guys are scumbags! You still want to steal a BMW from me!"

Xiahou Dun was so arrogant that the five of them cursed angrily.

"Bah! If you have the ability, wait until I recover!"

"That's right! You are taking advantage of others' danger!"

"Cut! Howl again and I'll beat you again!"

Xiahou Dun danced his fists, with a threatening expression on his face, and the few of them fell silent for a moment, a hero doesn't suffer from immediate losses!

Xiahou Dun jumped onto Chitu's back with a flying body, and his legs clamped tightly around the horse's belly.

"Herod!"

Chitu raised its front hoof, and the whole horse became upright, and it kept shaking wildly!

The violent bumps made Xia Houdun not dare to relax a bit, so he sat on the horseback with all his energy, and was in a stalemate with Chitu.

After several waves of throwing but not falling, Chitu's eyes were full of anger, and he ran wildly on all fours, hitting the big tree directly, as if he wanted to die with Xiahoudun.

He was so scared that he quickly jumped off the horse!

"This horse... so strong!"

"Haha! Your first one is useless! It's not untamed! Now it's my turn! Chitu! Grandpa, I'll tame you!"

Cao Hong laughed loudly, and jumped three meters high, when he was about to jump onto the back of the red rabbit horse.

The red rabbit turned around, raised the back half of its body, aimed at Cao Hong, and kicked the horse's hoof...

Cao Hong in mid-air had no focus and could not change his body shape. He could only watch Chitu kick him.

bang...

Not surprisingly, with this kick, Cao Hong was kicked four meters away, and Ku Danshui was almost kicked out.

Seeing this scene, Xiahou Dun and the others covered their stomachs and laughed wildly.

"That's it? I laughed so hard! It's over without even touching the horse's back!"

"Hahaha! You have a loud voice. What else are you useful for besides bragging?"

"It doesn't count! It doesn't count! I haven't even met a red rabbit!"

For this rascal Cao, no one pays attention to him!

In turn, another player was played, but they were still thrown away by Chitu, or they would rather commit suicide than give in.

The last few people tried it all, and there was weakness in their eyes.

The handsome red rabbit was also tortured by the few people, panting heavily and wheezing through his nose.

When it was over, he snorted a few times provocatively, as if disdainful to them.

[Yo huh?This horse has a personality!I like! 】

Xiahouzhe licked his lips, rubbed his hands together, and walked towards Chitu step by step, but was stopped by Xiahoudun.

"Yuanyi, forget it! You can't twist a horse's leg, what are you going to do?"

"Brother! I can do it! You believe me!"

Seeing the strong self-confidence in his eyes, Xiahou Dun stepped aside unexpectedly.

"Then... you have to pay attention to safety! If it doesn't work, call for help, brother will save you! Don't be stepped on by the red rabbit!"

Xiahou Dun's concerned voice reached the ears of several people, and Xiahou Zhe gave him a gentle look.

"Don't worry, brother! I will be careful. I was able to knock down this horse with a stick before, and I can tame him today!"

Xia Houzhe waved his hand in response, with an indescribable ease.

However, in the eyes of others, he became a braggart!

This stalk, you can't get through it?Are you going to blow it for the rest of your life or what?

Chitu, who was resting, saw this cheap guy approaching, and the two figures kept overlapping in his mind.

Suddenly remembering the vengeance with a stick, his eyes instantly turned red.

After snorting several times in a row, he rushed towards Xia Houzhe with a stride on all fours.

"Yuan Yi, get out of the way!"

Looking at this scene, several people were shocked, especially Cao Cao, who was extremely worried.

The corner of Xia Houzhe's mouth beamed with joy【Come on!When I tame you, I will take Xueyan for a ride! 】

Cao Cao is in a hurry, are you still bragging at this time?

Don't talk about driving, maybe we all have to go to your house for dinner later!You have to find someone to play the suona for you!

Seeing the Chitu galloping towards him, Xia Houzhe 'dodged in a hurry', inadvertently pulled the rein, and was led away by the Chitu.

Cao Cao and the others turned pale with fright.

"Quick! Chase! Don't let Yuanyi have trouble!"

Several people got on their horses, but how could ordinary horses be as fast as Chitu?After just a few breaths, he was thrown away without a trace.

Cao Cao's heart skipped a beat, it's over!My ovary is finished!

Seeing that he was out of everyone's sight, Xia Houzhe turned around and rolled directly from the horse's side to the horse's back.

Clamping his legs, his body erupted in momentum, and Chitu suddenly stopped with a frightened expression.

Before Chitu could react, Xia Houzhe exerted all his strength, and Chitu was crushed and knelt down on the spot, unable to move.

Not only that, he also used Xiang Yu's evil spirit!This is undoubtedly very scary for animals!

powerful!too strong!Much stronger than my original master!

"Herod..."

Sensing the strength of the person behind him, Chitu became howled, with pain in his eyes.

"Did you take it?"

Chitu nodded.

"Will you be my mount?"

Nod again!

At this moment, masters like Lu Bu and the dignity of a horse are all forgotten by it.

"That's all right! Get up! Follow me, just flirt with girls and don't fight! Don't worry!"

"If you like a suitable mare, I can marry you a few wives!"

Xia Houzhe jumped down, patted Chitu's neck in satisfaction, and put away his aura in an instant.

Originally, Chitu was not very convinced, but when he heard the last sentence, his eyes suddenly lit up.

All the resentment towards Xia Houzhe dissipated, showing a fawning look, nodding frantically, and rubbing the horse's head in front of him!

"Oh! Or a color horse? That's easy to say! I like it! Hahaha!"

This kind of radish plus stick, hit first and then give sweets, he will!

Whether it is for people or animals, it is very practical!But you have to suppress it first!

"Go! Let's go back! Otherwise they will be worried!"

Xiahouzhe got on his horse, the red rabbit neighed, and ran back quickly.

When Cao Cao and the others who came on horseback saw this scene, their eyeballs almost fell to the ground.

what happened?Who can tell me?

"Hi! My lord! I'm going back first! I want to pick up my little Xueyan!"

After waving his hand, Xia Houzhe disappeared again, and within half a minute, he ran back from a distance with Xueyan in his arms.

"Call..."

Seeing Xia Houzhe stop, they couldn't help it anymore.

"Yuanyi! How did you tame the red rabbit?"

"That's right! You can't even tame us, why... Is it because you took advantage of it because it was exhausted?"

As soon as these words came out, several people regretted it!I knew it would take a while longer!

"This one? It's very tame! It can understand human speech, so I told it that as long as you are my mount, I will marry you a wife! Then it nodded and agreed!"

Xia Houzhe spread out his hands, with a helpless expression on my face.

The startled people staggered and almost fell to the ground.

"That's it? Then you tamed it? Did you make a mistake! You're a bastard, why is this horse a bastard? Damn!"

The corners of the mouths of several people twitched, and they stroked their foreheads with their hands. This one played his cards out of common sense at all!

"Hahaha! Just tame it! By the way, Yuanyi, when can you grow the sweet potatoes you mentioned last time?"

Cao Cao applauded, he deserves to be his own ovary!Naoguazi is really smart!

"Oh! That thing! It can be planted in March and April! Don't worry, my lord, I won't forget it! I'll go first and go for a drive!"

After getting his answer, a group of people dispersed and went back to their homes.

And Xia Houzhe hugged Xiaoxueyan and ran all over the school field.

Looking at the little beauty in his arms, Xia Houzhe shuddered!That's right, it's chicken movement!

It's a pity... Xue Yan is still too young!

Time flies, and two days have passed in a blink of an eye.

In the past two days, Cao Cao didn't come to Xia Houzhe and let him sleep in for a few days.

However... when the news of the scouts came, Cao Cao had no choice but to hastily summon the generals to gather.

"Report to the lord! The princes' army met Xu Rong and Gao Shun, the generals of Dong Zhuo, and was defeated in Xingyang! The prefect Zhang Miao was seriously injured and was in danger. He is retreating! The prefect of Hanoi Wang Kuang died in battle!"

"White-robed general Gongsun Zan was attacked by Lu Bu and was seriously injured. Fortunately, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were rescued! His life is safe!"

"Sun Jian picked up the jade seal in Luoyang Well, but was attacked by Liu Biao and Yuan Shu when he retreated to Jiangdong, and lost the jade seal!"

"Qiao Mao, the prefect of Dongjun, was killed by Liu Dai, the governor of Yanzhou! The alliance army collapsed!"

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Chapter 30 Xun Yu Xun You Come to Vote

"What do you think of this battle report?"

Cao Cao looked at the people in his hands solemnly, Yuan Yi was right again!