Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

Liu Bei is overjoyed!

It's 34 to five years old, and I started to have children, which is very rare in this age.

Under the leadership of the maid, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei came to the Chengshou Mansion together, and Kong Ming and Chen Gong also followed.

Looking at the delivery room, listening to the mother's screams, Liu Bei was in a hurry.

But Zhang Fei was more anxious than him, and his beard stood on end.

"Brother! Why hasn't this been born yet? It just pulled out a rock!"

Seeing Zhang Fei's appearance, Liu Bei narrowed his eyes, revealing a gleam of surprise.

"Third brother, what are you in a hurry for? It's not your child!"

"Ah, this! I'm so happy for my elder brother. After you have a child, elder brother, will you have to sleep with your child?"

Zhang Fei rolled his eyes and looked at Liu Bei slightly dodging.

He was really fed up with this group of gentlemen sleeping together, especially on hot days... smelly!

In their bedroom, there is often a smell of dead fish... dead mice.

Those who didn't know thought they had entered the animal den!

Liu Bei sighed: "Of course, if it is a son, I will definitely raise him myself! It's just... I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep with you brothers in the future, alas!"

Liu Bei thought that Zhang Fei was reluctant to leave by himself, so his eyes softened a little.

Is this... the love between brothers?

Hearing this, everyone was overjoyed.

"That's great!"

Liu Bei frowned: "Huh? Why do you seem to be very happy?"

Zhang Fei's expression changed, his smile disappeared instantly, and he covered his face in extreme pain.

"I mean... that's really unfortunate! Without your stinky feet, big brother, it's like stinky tofu without juice, and large intestine sashimi without pig feces... Sigh! I'm not used to waiting!"

"That's right! Big brother is our soul! We feel sad, so we can only pretend to smile to comfort ourselves!"

Guan Yu suppressed his joy and agreed, his face turned red from a suppressed smile.

Even Kong Ming and Chen Gong turned around pretending to be sad, and wiped away the tears that flowed from the corners of his eyes because of happiness.

Seeing everyone like this, Liu Bei was greatly moved!

"Everyone! You... are my real brothers, brothers and sisters!"

"Since everyone is so reluctant to part with me, Liu Bei, then I will continue to sleep with you from now on!"

As soon as these words came out, the smiles on everyone's faces froze instantly.

Zhang Fei gave himself a big mouth!

Let you talk too much!Let you push!

"Brother, this... child needs a father's love! You can't let him lack love since he was a child!"

"That's right! We all think so too!"

Everyone nodded quickly.

Liu Bei sighed for a while, these good brothers not only wanted to sleep with him, but also worried about the child, and didn't want to embarrass him.

He is really a good brother!It really makes me Liu Bei feel guilty!I actually thought about not sleeping with them for the sake of my children?

Am I worthy of their affection?

Liu Bei was about to say something, when suddenly there was a cry from the delivery room.

Followed by two...three...

Liu Bei was instantly attracted attention!

After a while, the screams of Kung Fu stopped, the door was opened, and the midwife came out.

"Congratulations, Master Liu! Congratulations!"

"Three in one child, one dragon and two phoenixes! Your marksmanship is too accurate! One shot hits the soul!"

Hearing what the midwife said, Liu Bei rushed in.

Liu Bei didn't even look at his mother-in-law, and went up to ask which one was the son, and hugged her up.

After all, he can say that women are like clothes, he is not the one who loves women.

Moreover, the patriarchal concept is very serious these days. Daughters are of no use, so he only has sons in his eyes.

When he saw the child's appearance clearly, Liu Bei frowned.

"Why is it so ugly looking?"

"Really? Let me take a look and see who is more stupid than the big brother!"

Zhang Fei straightened his head and took a look, then tactically leaned back...

"Emma, ​​it's really embarrassing! Especially this big mouth, why is he so like my old Zhang?"

As soon as these words came out, the air seemed to freeze.

In an instant, several pairs of eyes looked at Zhang Fei.

Zhang Fei pointed at himself in a daze: "What are you looking at? It's none of my business! The child really has nothing to do with me!"

It's okay if Zhang Fei doesn't explain, but with this explanation...everyone actually thinks this kid looks like him.

The atmosphere gradually became anxious.

Liu Bei's face was ashen, looking at the baby in his arms, it's not sweet anymore...

Zhang Fei hurriedly exported again.

"Listen to my sophistry... Ah bah! Listen to my explanation!"

"Actually... the child is quite like a big brother!"

"If you don't believe me, look! It's exactly the same as big brother, both... er... er, right! They have two eyes and one mouth! It really has nothing to do with me!"

Zhang Fei thought for a few seconds, and finally found the common ground between the two.

Liu Bei took a deep breath and waved his hand.

"Come on! Fork out!"

Zhang Fei cried and howled as a ghost and was forced to leave.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and didn't pay too much attention.

"Master, this little young master, have you thought of a name? The elders have to give it a name when you are born in three months!"

Zhuge Liang slightly arched his hands and asked.

Liu Bei nodded: "Yes! I want him to be as kind as I am in the future! But... Liu Shan doesn't sound good, or else... let's name him Liu Chan (shan)!"

Everyone repeated the name several times in their mouths, and they all thought it was good.

Even Guan Yu gave a thumbs up: "Very kind!"

Only Zhuge Liang's eyes flickered, he took a deep look at Liu Bei and Liu Chan, and muttered softly.

"Liu Feng... Liu Chan... together to seal Chan?"

"This lord's ambition is not small! It's okay if nothing happens in the future, but if it really becomes a great cause... Liu Feng, the adopted son, will be miserable!"

Looking at his son's nose and eyes, Liu Bei's mood improved a lot.

"Come here! Host a banquet for three days! I, Liu Bei, want to entertain all my colleagues!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhuge Liang, who was in charge of finance, frowned slightly, hesitated for a few seconds, and stood up with his hands folded.

"My lord! I'm afraid... not very good, right? We are running out of money and food in Xinye!"

"All the resources have been used to build military supplies, and there is not much left! Even the salaries of our colleagues have not been paid for almost a year! We still have to use the money and food to support the army!"

Liu Bei's expression darkened: "I begged Thief Dong to fight against Cao Cao, fought all my life, and now own four counties! I have a big family and a big business, so what's wrong with just throwing a banquet?"

"This is a major event in life!"

Chapter 766 Let's go into the secret room and eat canned herring

Kong Ming wanted to persuade him, but Chen Gong stopped him and gave him a look.

"Put it on! My lord is right, this is the first child, it's time to throw a feast to celebrate!"

"There's no money left, and this subordinate will settle it for you! Just as long as you are happy!"

"Okay, everyone, let's go first, don't disturb the lord to enjoy the family happiness!"

Chen Gong waved and led everyone out of the delivery room.

After leaving the delivery room, Zhuge Liang dragged Chen Gong to the study.

"Gongtai, why don't you let me tell? We don't have much money and food, and we have to pay for tens of thousands of soldiers. Where can we get the money for the lord to celebrate?"

Zhuge Liang frowned and looked at his old partner beside him.

Chen Gong opened the door and looked left and right, saw no one was outside the door, closed the door carefully, and turned around with a sigh.

"Hey! Little pig! Let me tell you, the lord is no longer the original lord!"

"Didn't you notice that after he acquired half of Jingzhou, he became adrift? He's not so humble and low-key anymore."

"So at that time, if you continued to stop me, the lord would definitely be unhappy. When the time comes, the two of you will be in a stalemate. What will happen in the future?"

Zhuge Liang frowned, he also noticed Liu Bei's change.

Although the other party tried their best to cover it up, they couldn't hide the other party's desire to enjoy happiness.

Hearing Chen Gong's words, Zhuge Liang didn't take it seriously.

Liu Bei is not happy to care about my ass, anyway, I was tricked by him.

There is no place to stay here, but a place to stay!At worst, I pack up and leave!

It just so happened that Cui Zhouping had a prosperous life in Cao Ying, and I wanted to go a long time ago!

"Hey! Gongtai! There are some things that we, as counselors, don't persuade. Who will persuade the lord?"

"Besides...we are indeed out of money! There will be a big war soon!"

Zhuge Liang sighed slightly, even he didn't think of how to get the money.

At this moment, he had some admiration for the legendary Tianji Xia Houzhe.

According to his understanding, it took the other party less than two years to revitalize the impoverished Cao Cao by himself.

A little unwillingness to admit defeat surged in Zhuge Liang's heart.

Hearing this, Chen Gong's eyes flashed with a dangerous light.

"Money... I'll get it! Raise taxes, just add more taxes!"

Zhuge Liang was shocked: "What? Are you crazy? The people of Jingzhou are not considered very rich. If you do this, you will definitely lose the hearts of the people!"

Chen Gong waved his hands with a casual expression.

"If you don't make some noise, the lord will not wake up. Don't worry, I'll be reasonable!"

Seeing that Chen Gong was so persistent, Zhuge Liang was powerless to stop him.

I could only sigh deeply.

"Forget it, you can figure it out! We have to make a good plan, how to deal with Cao Ying's attack after the autumn harvest!"

"When the time comes... I must see and see, the steam car you are talking about! By the way... fight with that Xia Houzhe!"

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On the other side, Zhuge Liang's imaginary enemy Xia Houzhe's house was full of people.

"Brother! You said there is something delicious today, what exactly is it? Hurry up and let us taste it!"

Cao Cao rubbed his hands, snatched the electric fan as soon as he entered the manor, and got another bottle of iced Sprite.