Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

At his words, Cao Cao sneered in his heart.

Ah!Innocent!Also say I'm stupid?I think the most stupid is you!

Do you think you are pretending well?As everyone knows, I, Cao Mengde, have already seen through your disguise!

Are you afraid you don't know?I, Cao Mengde, can hear your heart!No one would have thought of this!

The truth, only I know!

But... I, who should cooperate with you in the performance, turn a blind eye to it!

"Hahaha! Good! Xueyan is indeed a fairy, and she is self-motivated! No more than some people, who are lazy like worms every day, uneducated, and do not seek to make progress!"

Cao Cao narrowed his eyes and glanced at Xia Houzhe.

And the other party took advantage of the trend and turned towards Dian Wei who was next to him.

[What about you, Lao Dian!Why are you so blind?Can't you give Lao Cao a seat? 】

As soon as his heart fell, Dian Wei seemed to be belatedly aware, touched his bald head and smiled, and stood up all at once.

"My lord, sit down! Standing is too tiring!"

Cao Cao waved at him angrily, and the other party went to chat with Zhao Yun on the steps with a bowl of fruit in his arms.

Seeing the empty rocking chair, Cao Cao also learned to lie down.

In an instant, a look of comfort appeared on his face, and he shook slightly.

No wonder they all like to lie down, I found out... I kind of like it too!

so easy!I want one of these chairs!

As soon as this idea came out, a flash of light flashed in Cao Cao's mind, and he shivered immediately.

wipe!The old man was almost killed by this bastard!

This chair will rot my heart!How can you covet enjoyment if you have not achieved hegemony?

Chapter 98 My lord, Mi Zhen asks to see you

"My lord... so what! Didn't you come here today just to scold me?"

Xia Houzhe looked at Cao Cao in amazement, but the other party rolled his eyes, reached out and peeled a banana, everything seemed so natural, as if it was at home.

"It's useful to scold you? Your skin is as thick as a city wall! I'm here to find Xue Yan and Miss Lu! I want to ask them if they can solve the mosquitoes!"

That being said, Cao Cao kept his eyes on Xia Houzhe.

【mosquito?snort!So thick skin is good, why don't mosquitos bite me? 】

[This thing is still used everywhere to ask others?Put a layer of oil on the water tanks at home to suffocate the mosquito larvae!There will be fewer mosquitoes in the future! 】

[But when it comes to repelling mosquitoes and relieving itching...my toilet water is good! 】

"Alright then, my lord, you ask! I'll lie down for a while! Anyway, I don't understand!"

Xia Houzhe grinned, picked up an apple, and shook Erlang's legs, without paying attention to Cao Cao at all.

The other party didn't mind either, if you reasoned with the bastard, it would be against yourself!

It turns out that it is enough to drip a layer of oil into the water tank?What else is toilet water?

"Xueyan, Miss Lu, do you two have a solution?"

The two women looked at each other and nodded.

"My lord, yes! I have a newly made toilet water, which can repel mosquitoes and relieve itching! Would you like to try it?"

Xue Yan smiled slightly, and took out the bottle of simple toilet water that Xia Houzhe made yesterday.

Cao Cao held the bottle in his hand, opened it and smelled it, his eyes lit up immediately.

Good wine!

Resolutely lifted the bottle and took a sip.

"Cough cough cough! Why is this stronger than Xianniang? It's hot and refreshing, and it also has a floral scent! Is this a new wine? Huaniang?"

Cao Cao smacked his mouth after drinking, with aftertaste on his face.

The fragrance is not greasy, especially the refreshing feeling after drinking it, which lifted his spirits.

Now breathe out, it is full of fragrance!In the future, my mother-in-law will say that I am a stinky man, and I will be anxious to her!

Looking at this scene, the three of them were stunned and gasped.

"hiss…"

[Nimma!Lao Cao has unlocked a new usage of toilet water!It's made of alcohol, aren't you afraid of getting drunk?Or do you want to drink alcohol to kill the bacteria in your stomach?But this is a new idea. If the wine is made into flower wine, it will be better sold, right? 】

"My lord! This toilet water is not for drinking, but for wiping!"

Lu Lingqi's two daughters rubbed their foreheads with their hands, Cao Cao was embarrassed to see it.

"Cough! I just want to taste whether the toilet water is poisonous, and I have no other intentions."

[Ghosts believe you!When it comes to thick skin, you are better than me! 】

Cao Cao automatically ignored Xia Houzhe's words, and wiped some toilet water on the red bump on his forehead without blushing.

It became comfortable in an instant, and there was a fragrance on the whole body, which made people feel refreshed, and the heart was even more shocked.

My God, Yuan Yi is so powerful!Can even clean up mosquitoes?

Sure enough, if you want to deal with annoying creatures, you have to deal with even more annoying creatures!

"This... this toilet water has a refreshing effect?"

"That's right, my lord! Not only can it repel mosquitoes and relieve itching, but it can also refresh your mind! But this is just a simple version. If you spend some time, you can make it better and more refined!"

Xueyan explained to her, anyway, her young master said that toilet water can be sold, so it would be good to sell it to the lord.

After all, he is stupid and exploitative!

Hearing this, Cao Cao's eyes rolled instantly, as if a lot of gold in the void was rushing towards him!

"Yuan Yi, do you sell this toilet water?"

"Sell it! Why don't you sell it? My lord, you know me, I just like money!"

Hearing about the business, Xia Houzhe became interested, stood up, ran into the room and took out a set of tea sets, which he placed between the two of them.

Made a pot of tea by the way.

Cao Cao looked at him in bewilderment, do you drink tea on a hot day?

"What are you... doing?"

"Aren't you talking about business? Be formal! The boss always talks like this! Shopping malls are like battlefields, so don't be sloppy! Besides, my lord, since we're talking about business, we can't use our official positions to talk about things! Please forgive me if I offend you!"

Xia Houzhe had a serious face, watching Cao Cao's forehead with veins twitching.

I don't see you being serious on the battlefield!Paddle all day!How do you have the face to say this?

"Okay! Talk about business! Don't talk about official positions!"

Cao Cao gritted his teeth, this is Yuan Yi's first formal confrontation with me, and he didn't hide it!Be careful!

So...how are you going to sell it?Can it be mass produced? "

Hearing this, Xia Houzhe's expression became rigid, and he pointed at Xueyan and Lu Lingqi.

"Boss, please discuss with my two secretaries about toilet water! I don't understand anything! Thank you!"

After speaking, he lay down again, slapping his legs, as if he was an old man.

[This is the aura, this is the pattern!I'll save face if I say it in the future!Cao Cao, who is so powerful in the world, can only discuss business with my secretary!Then when others talk about my boss, how much will they admire?The status of the rivers and lakes has come out! 】

Cao Cao is now a black line, his fists are clenched tightly.

Damn this bastard!I thought he was going to confront me formally, but I didn't think he was going all out to take advantage of me?

Doesn't this mean that I will be defeated in a confrontation?

How cruel!

He clearly knew that he made this thing, but it's hard to reveal it!You can only pretend that he is a waste!

Suffocated!

But it's good to talk to the two girls, otherwise this bastard will definitely bite him!

"Xueyan, Miss Lu, this toilet water..."

"My lord! Don't pay attention to the young master, he is used to messing around! Because the production of toilet water is complicated, the raw materials are expensive, alcohol and various precious materials are used, so it needs a bottle of two taels of gold! Or is it the old rule, let's get nine cents?"

puff...

Cao Cao's heart felt sweet, and he almost vomited blood.

Nine?How did you open the exit?You girl is simply a black heart!As expected of a bastard's family!

"Xueyan, Siliu! You also know that it will cost a lot of money to promote toilet water, and the Lord has always been so kind to you, so you just let it go!"

Hearing Cao Cao's words, Xue Yan was not moved in the slightest.

In the next ten minutes, the two women were haggling with him in a serious manner, using various interests to manipulate Cao Cao.

Every time I can't say enough, I just say, toilet water is the only one in my family!Cao Cao was deflated many times, and the final share was set at [-].

Looking at the decadent Cao Cao, Xia Houzhe was very happy.

After these two girls are cultivated, they will become the new business queen, right?That mouth is sharp!

[Lao Cao is still not happy?Twenty-eight cents, how much can you earn for a bottle?If you are not willing, I will go to that girl Mi Zhen, she must be very happy! 】

As soon as these words came out, Cao Cao immediately stopped talking and retreated with toilet water.

So he still knows Mi Zhen?When did you meet?

Zhao Yun, who was eating mangoes at the door, saw Cao Cao leaving, and immediately followed him. He even had a few in his pocket. He likes to eat this yellow orange, which is sweet and delicious!

Taking the toilet water, Cao Cao rubbed it on his body. There were no mosquitoes disturbing him all night, and he had a good sleep.

The meeting hall the next day.

"Everyone! Regarding the mosquito issue, I already have a solution!"

Cao Cao today can be said to be refreshed, but the generals under his command have dark circles on their heads, yawn constantly, and look drowsy.

"You...were talking about Fighting the Landlords again last night?"

"Ah? Uh... my lord knows everything like a god!"

Everyone bowed their hands together, Cao Cao was very pleased.

"Okay! With all of you working so hard, the world can be settled!"

These are all dedicated subordinates!They are all doing their best to share for me!Much better than that bastard!

Although there was no effect in fighting, but this heart is good!

All the generals looked at each other in blank dismay, what does Doudizhu have to do with Ding Tianxia?

"By the way, Zilong, with your pimples, did you break into a mosquito nest?"

Looking at Zhao Yun's body covered in red bumps, Cao Cao was extremely puzzled, how powerful are mosquitoes?Your mouth is swollen?

"Ah! My lord, I haven't been bitten by a mosquito. I don't know why I'm covered in pimples. Doctor Hua has already prescribed medicine for me. My lord, don't worry!"

Zhao Yun sighed, with bitterness on his face.

"It is our blessing to have such a master who cares about his subordinates! By the way, I don't know how the master can solve the mosquitoes?"

Hearing the question, Cao Cao smiled smugly.

But before he could speak, the guard ran in.

"My lord! There is a girl named Mi Zhen outside the door asking to see her! I heard she is from the Mi family in Xuzhou!"

After the words fell, Cao Cao cheered up instantly.

The Mi family?It was the Mi family whose business spread all over the world!

My toilet water is on sale!