Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

Xia Houzhe: Pfft...I want to die when I step on a horse!

Chapter 112 A big victory, return to Chenliu

"Hahaha! Wushuang, I'm afraid you don't know! Yuanyi's achievements this time are not limited to these achievements!"

Cao Cao clapped his palms and laughed, looked at Xia Houzhe appreciatively, and then shifted his gaze to Pan Feng.

"A few days ago, under Yuan Yi's correct command, the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry wiped out [-] people from Bai Rao and captured more than [-] enemy people! The Puyang crisis was successfully resolved! Such a record is not something ordinary people can defeat!"

"Furthermore, the plan to attack Yudu this time was also created by Yuanyi! Wushuang, do you think this is a small contribution?"

Hearing Cao Cao's words, Pan Feng was shocked instantly, and his heart was extremely shocked.

It turned out that Chen Liu's five thousand soldiers were captured by Yuanyi?Such a brilliant record, even if it is me, I can't beat it!

Not only that, this trick to surround Wei and save Zhao is simply amazing!

When did he become so powerful?Could it be...he has been hiding his clumsiness in the past?

No wonder the lord has always been so optimistic about him!

"Yuanyi, you... are really amazing! I, Pan Feng, are convinced! When I get back, I must learn the art of war from you!"

Pan Feng looked at Xia Houzhe adoringly, and he swore that he had never admired someone so much before.

In the past, he felt that he used soldiers like a god, and he was not afraid of anyone in the north!

But now, he is very afraid of Xia Houzhe!

Not only Pan Feng, but also Xia Houyuan and Cao Hong all looked at him with admiration.

This is really a three-day farewell to Shibai, so we will treat each other with admiration!

A bastard turned into a soldier fairy!And the poetry and lyrics are so good!

"Yuan Yi! Brother, I am very happy! I think Yuan Rang will be very pleased to know! Work hard, the glory of Xiahou's family depends on you!"

Hearing what they said, Xia Houzhe let out a muffled snort, put his hands on his chest, his eyes were filled with tears, and he almost lost his breath.

"That...can I explain...the Leopard Cavalry was commanded by Cao Chun, and the strategy was formulated by the lord! It really has nothing to do with me! Can you just leave me alone?"

"I really don't want credit! Cao Chun, come out and say something!"

[I just want to lie down on my horse, I don't want to be promoted!why?How can I do business if you give me an officer?A lot of crap!How else can I invent? 】

He never thought that just because he joined in the fun, watched two war movies, pretended to be coercive once, and casually said a word to Cao Cao, he would do meritorious service?

In this regard, Cao Chun spread his hands and refused to answer.

The credit given away, the water poured out, what do I want it for?

Hearing this voice, Cao Cao's heart trembled, and he immediately made a decision.

Looking at Xia Houzhe who kept pushing back, everyone nodded in relief.

He hasn't changed, he's still the slacker he used to be, it's just that... he uses soldiers like a god!

"We understand! Yuan Yi doesn't need to explain!"

At this moment, a row of words could not help appearing in their minds.

"The bastard uses soldiers like a god, but is too low-key! "

Xia Houzhe staggered back, sat down on the stool, and became unlovable.

"Okay! Since Yuan Yi has made such great achievements, from today onwards, he will be promoted from joining the army to being a military division sacrificial wine! The bounty is one hundred taels, the land is ten acres, and one hundred guards are allowed!"

"Xun You is the general of the army! What do you think?"

"Besides, I specifically approve one thing, that Yuanyi doesn't have to deal with normal affairs! Leave everything to Xun You!"

Cao Cao patted the table and immediately announced his decision.

Hearing this, everyone gasped, the lord was very kind to him!Hundred gold... my God!

However, in Xia Houzhe's eyes, the big money in their eyes is not at all attractive, and only the last one is attractive.

Xun You had no objection to this, and nodded in satisfaction!

"My lord is wise! I agree!"

The military officer offering wine is just a name, similar to a staff officer. Although the official position is high, he has no real power.

It's different for the military adviser Zhonglang general, he can command soldiers!

Hearing this, Xia Houzhe also heaved a sigh of relief, and then cupped his hands.

"My lord, I don't have any objections! Anyway, just don't let me work, I really can't do it well!"

[My family knows my family affairs, so it’s okay if you let me brag, govern the country, fight wars and so on! 】

[It’s almost the same without doing anything!You should have said it earlier!So what am I worried about?This time I came to fight with him, and actually picked up an official position for nothing!Lying flat, I became a lying up? 】

Cao Cao glared at him angrily, what a dog can't change eating shit!Still like this egg!Too lazy to batch!

shit?Wait... Where's the stink coming from?

Cao Cao frowned, why is his county government so smelly?

Turning his gaze, he scanned everyone, and suddenly found that Cao Chun had his back turned to him, and he didn't know what he was doing.

"Zihe! Turn around! What are you doing?"

Cao Cao's face turned serious, Cao Chun was taken aback when he heard the words, he hugged one side of the durian, and turned around slowly, with a big lump stuffed in his mouth.

Seeing the lump of yellow and orange, Cao Cao stepped forward to take a look, and finally determined the source of the smell, feeling as if he had been struck by lightning.

"Zi and you...why...why eat shit?"

Hearing this, everyone looked at Cao Chun in horror and disgust, and took several steps away from him.

Cao Chun grinned, his teeth covered with yellow pulp.

"My lord! This shit is delicious, would you like to have a bite? It's soft and sweet! It tastes so delicious!"

"This is the treasure Yuanyi gave me! It's a kind of fruit!"

After speaking, he broke off a piece and handed it to Cao Cao.

Cao Cao was frightened by him and took a few steps back. He was instantly furious, and he actually fed me shit?

Or did Yuan Yi give it to you?

Worth!How many days have you been with him?To be taken to eat shit?Is his toxicity so strong?

"Yue~ come here! Shovel him out for me! Still want credit? Don't even think about it! yue~"

As soon as the words fell, several guards came in immediately with shovels and drove Cao Chun out.

Hearing this, Cao Chun grinned happily, as long as there is no credit for it!

Seeing this scene, Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes.

"My lord! I was the one who killed Cao Chun, why don't you clear up my credit too?"

Cao Cao glared at him fiercely, but he didn't understand what his plan was.

"Hmph! I, Mr. Cao, will be rewarded for my meritorious service. Since the sacrificial wine is sealed, then you are the military commander's sacrificial wine! Needless to say!"

After dismissing Xia Houzhe with one sentence, he turned to look at the other generals.

"In addition, Miaocai is appointed as the prefect of Dongjun. He will lead [-] soldiers and [-] surrendered troops to replace Qu Yi's squad. He will guard Dongwuyang with Gao Lan, which is the new government of Dongjun! Let Qu Yi return to Dunqiu !"

"Zi Lian Gongda, you two lead two thousand soldiers, two thousand surrendered troops, stationed at Dunqiu, and control the dock! To prevent Sui Gu and others from going south, you must tame these black mountain bandits, do you hear me? Listen to Gongda's advice in everything !"

Hearing the words, several people cupped their hands and responded. They just took over Dongjun, so they naturally need to defend and rectify the forces.

"Yes! My lord! I will live up to my trust!"

"It's just, my lord, this Puyang, what should we do? Liu Dai is like a thorn in my side! Do you want to be careful? And Yuan Shao in the north, do you want to save him?"

Xun You looked at Cao Cao and asked his own question.

"Puyang Liu Dai... we don't care about him! There are not many princes in Yanzhou counties who listen to him, and he will not turn against us now!"

Speaking of this, the corners of Cao Cao's mouth twitched in amusement.

"And... he will die in the hands of the Qingzhou Yellow Turban Army in a short time! So there is nothing to worry about!"

"As for Yuan Shao... Suigu already wants to retreat now. If he retreats to Fuluo, he will definitely lose! We don't need to support, let him fight Gongsun Zan in Jizhou!"

Hearing this, all the generals were shocked.

"Could it be that the lord has made another fortune-telling? It's Liu Dai's death date?"

"My God! Once the Lord Chrysostom opens, life and death are sealed!"

Facing the words of the crowd, Cao Cao smiled without saying a word, with an unfathomable expression.

"The rest of the people, follow me back to Chenliu! Solve the surrender first! There...is our base!"

Cao Cao originally wanted to move to Dongwuyang, but thought that Xia Houzhe was building a factory in Chenliu, so he temporarily changed his mind.

Chapter 113 This sacrificial wine deserves it

On the way back to Chenliu, Cao Chun was driven to the rear to transport grain.

Now Cao Cao is furious when he sees him. Dian Wei is nothing but a dick, but he eats decent food anyway!

But you are even better, actually eating shit!

Looking at the guy with the feather fan and scarf next to him, Cao Cao was furious and clenched his fists.

If it wasn't for the fact that the opponent was too talented, he really wanted to punch Xia Houzhe and rub him against the ground!

They turned Lao Tzu and civil servants into gamblers, fierce generals into scumbags, commanders into shit eaters, and guard Zhao Yun into a pervert!

Now every night, I hide under the blanket, blushing and thick-necked, reading pornographic books!

If it wasn't for the accidental discovery last time, I wouldn't even know Zhao Yun has changed!

Ugh!

What the hell is going on!Can't we bring it in a good direction?

"Well, my lord! If you arrange Xun You in Dunqiu, then who will do my official duties?"

Xia Houzhe suddenly thought of a very serious problem. The tool man disappeared, so he can't do things by himself?

【no!Absolutely not!If you want to work, this sacrificial wine is not appropriate! 】

It is said that Cao Cao has a black line, and others have positions, and they try their best to make meritorious deeds and then get promoted.

Good luck to you!When I have a job, I think about how to resign and how to be lazy!Have you miswired your brain?

"Then what do you want? Do you want me to do it for you?"

Cao Cao narrowed his eyes and looked at him playfully.

Xia Houzhe tilted his head as if he didn't see it.

"Well... if my lord is free, that's okay! If you don't have time, it's good for you to hire someone for me, but the ability should not be lower than Xun You, otherwise I will have to wipe my ass if I can't handle it! The most important thing is that I can't wipe it either! "

Hearing this, Cao Cao took a deep breath, trying to suppress his irritable temper.

Stronger than Xun You?How many people like this can there be?Where can I dig for you?

"Do you have any good candidates?"

"I don't have one! How can I know a great talent? If I had one, I would have introduced it! Or... my lord, look at how Dian Wei is? Can you train him?"

Hearing Xia Houzhe's words, Dian Wei looked resentful: "Yuanyi, do you think I eat too much?"

"What's the matter! I'm afraid you'll be bored, so I'll find something for you to do!"

Cao Cao's eyes rolled around, revealing a gleam of light. With this guy's means, he must know the talent!

Huang Zhong, who is far away in the land of Jingxiang, he knows it all!What else is unclear?

I have to let Hua Tuo go back. Yuan Yi once said that with Hua Tuo, Huang Zhong can be recruited?

"Oh? Really? If you can't find a helper, then you can work by yourself! Don't even think about resigning, I won't approve! If you dare to be lazy, I will let the guards beat you!"

Facing Cao Cao's threatening words, Xia Houzhe smiled sarcastically.