Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

Siheyuan: Don't Call Me a Stupid Author; Returning to the North Flying Geese

Accidentally traveled to the world of courtyard houses, and became He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu suddenly discovered that in this era of lack of supplies, he has become so sought-after.

Qin Huairu, Lou Xiaoe, Yu Haitang, Ran Qiuye...

They all chased after themselves.

And Liang Ladi, Ding Qiunan, Xu Huizhen, Chen Xueru, Zhou Xiaobai, and other world figures also chased after them.

Alas, if you want to be so enthusiastic, I just have one more system than others.

Dear readers, for the needs of the plot, the timeline has been modified appropriately, everyone lightly complains.

Chapter 1

Beijing, Siheyuan.

He Yuzhu was sitting on a deck chair in the yard, looking at the gray sky while sorting out his thoughts.

Just a moment ago, he was sitting on the sofa in the 21st century watching a TV series. At this moment, he was transported back to the era and environment in the TV series in a daze.

And he also transmigrated into that unlucky pig-footed pig-footed He Yuzhu in the TV series.

In the TV series, He Yuzhu is a dignified canteen chef in a rolling mill, with a monthly salary of 37 yuan. It can be said that he can live a very nourishing life in this era.But just because it was too real, being teased by the little widow Qin Huairu who lived in the same courtyard could not have been more miserable.

As for himself, he turned out to be such a wimp, and he felt suffocated just thinking about it.

Could it be that I really want to let my whole life be played by a sinister and vicious white lotus, Qin Huairu, like in the TV drama, and finally marry a widow and go back, not even leaving a single seed of my own?

"Ding! Successfully activated the daily check-in system..."

"Ding! Successfully bound the host..."

He Yuzhu was so excited that he almost jumped up in surprise.

The standard equipment for traversers, the system, really came!

With a system, do you still need to worry about so many dirty things?It's my turn to play with others!

"Ding! The novice gift pack is being drawn..."

Newbie gift pack? !

He Yuzhu became more energetic, and quickly opened the gift package for beginners.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for randomly obtaining the system space from the novice gift package!"

"Congratulations to the host for randomly obtaining [-] catties of pork, [-] catties of mutton, [-] catties of beef, [-] catties of carps, and [-] catties of chickens from the novice gift package, and successfully opened the system space..."

I go!This system is too generous!

You know, in this day and age, everything you buy must be limited. Let’s not say whether you have money or not. First of all, you need meat tickets to buy meat, food tickets to buy noodles, and bicycle tickets to buy bicycles. What does meat mean to an ordinary working family.

You know, now an ordinary worker only earns 30 to [-] yuan, and it is not bad to be able to eat two or three meals of meat a month.

But now I have hundreds of catties of meat all at once, and it's beef, mutton, pork, chicken and fish, all kinds of meat.

Just don't be too dreamy.

And, most importantly, the system also gave a space.

If so much meat is placed at home, it will make people greedy, jealous, and even reported!

But now, I can store all these incomparably precious materials in it, and take out a piece when I want to eat it.

Just think about it!

In addition, there is an ancient well in the space, and several open spaces, which can be used as vegetable fields, pastures, planting and breeding.

Such a space is simply too fragrant in this age of lack of supplies.

He Yuzhu thought about it, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Zhuzi, what are you laughing at? So happy."

While He Yuzhu was having fun here, a voice suddenly sounded from beside him.

Crisp and raw, it sounds very comfortable.

But when He Yuzhu heard this voice, he frowned secretly.

Because the owner of this voice is none other than the little widow Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu died of a man at a young age, not to mention three children alone, and a vicious mother-in-law, Jia Zhang.

It is indeed pitiful for a weak woman to support a large family, including five people, old and young.

If it's just pitiful, He Yuzhu doesn't object to helping her.

But she has been spoiling his affairs secretly, and disturbed Huang He Yuzhu's marriage several times, just to let He Yuzhu use his salary to subsidize her family all the time, and insisted that Shazhu's monthly salary was about 40 yuan, dozens of yuan. Years later, there is not even a penny in savings!

This is very hateful.

What's even more hateful is that after she married He Yuzhu in the end, she let her son Banggen occupy the He family's house.

What's more, in order to make He Yuzhu always treat her three children well, she went so far as to tie the knot and not give He Yuzhu a child!

And Lou Xiao'e gave birth to a child for He Yuzhu, but she did all kinds of bad things on the sidelines.

In short, this woman has a beautiful face for nothing, but her heart is so bad.

Therefore, when He Yuzhu heard her voice, he couldn't help frowning, and lay there without moving.

"What? Zhuzi, I'm talking to you, didn't you hear me?" Qin Huairu walked over when He Yuzhu couldn't hear what he said, and tapped his forehead with his finger.

He Yuzhu, who had kept his eyes closed all this time, opened them, and when he opened them, he saw a pretty face.

Seeing this face, He Yuzhu couldn't help being in a daze.

No wonder He Yuzhu in the TV series was fascinated by this little widow, this Qin Huairu is really pretty.

Not to mention the whiteness of the face, the little oval face, the rosy lips, the thin eyebrows like willow leaves, every facial feature is so delicate.

Although this little widow is already the mother of three children, her waist is still as slender as a willow, without any out of shape.

Moreover, it may be because the little girl Sophora japonica has just been born and is still breastfeeding, the two grain bags are swollen and trembling, making people want to reach out and squeeze them.

What made He Yuzhu most dazed was Qin Huairu's eyes, which were watery. Looking at him at this moment, it was like two soul locks, hooking his soul at once.

He Yuzhu understood now, no wonder the silly Zhu in the TV series was willing to be a fool, and lost his whole life for a little widow who was fascinated.

Isn't there a good saying?

Don't blame the brothers for not being human, just blame the sister-in-law for being too charming!

It's not that silly Zhu lacks a muscle, it's that this little widow is too ecstasy!

Seeing Qin Huairu for just a second, He Yuzhu fully understood the "difficulties" of Silly Zhu.

"Stupid." Seeing Shazhu looking at him in a trance, with a demented look, Qin Huairu was flattered in his heart, and said angrily.

He Yuzhu was shocked, and when he came back to his senses, his embarrassing face flushed slightly, and he coughed dryly to cover up: "Cough, Qin Huairu, you are not at home to feed Sophora japonica, what are you doing here?"

Qin Huairu immediately showed a sad look on his face: "Oh, my sister wants to breastfeed Sophora japonica, but I haven't seen any meat all day long. How much milk can I give her? No, let her I ate nothing, and kept crying to eat."

As he said that, he grabbed He Yuzhu's arm and pushed it: "Zhuzi, you have to find a way for sister, or Huaihua will have no milk to eat."

One sentence made He Yuzhu feel in a trance.

It seemed that it was not Sophora japonica who wanted to be nursed, but He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu was a little confused.

Just now, I was still sneering in my heart that the original owner of the silly pillar was a waste, and he spent his whole life in it for a little widow, and he almost died.

But now, in just a few minutes, he realized that he was about to fall into Qin Huairu's pink trap.

You still don't come after Chapter 2

Fortunately, He Yuzhu was just in a trance, and immediately woke up.

Calm down!

calm down!

This woman is a pit!A pit that can't be filled!I can't fill myself in like that silly column.

He immediately pulled his arm back calmly, and said with a smile: "Sister Qin, it's Sophora japonica that is breastfeeding, not me, so what can I do? I don't know how to induce lactation, or Hurry up and I'll find an old Chinese medicine student, and I'll try it for you later?"

Qin Huairu was taken aback, her fair and pretty face flushed immediately, and she stretched out her hand and squeezed his arm hard: "Try your size! It's not that I can't get milk, what do I need to promote lactation? I'm not nutritious, I have to eat Meat."

He Yuzhu smiled and retracted his arms: "I want to eat meat! I'm sorry, Sister Qin, but I can't help you. I also want to eat meat, but I can't get it!"

As a result, Qin Huairu looked at He Yuzhu suspiciously with a pair of almond eyes, feeling a little strange in his heart.

This He Yuzhu, as long as he speaks normally, he will immediately hurry up and obediently find a way for himself, and at least he will make a guarantee for himself: "Sister Qin, don't worry, the lunch box I brought back tonight is you of."

But today, that's not the case at all, not to mention taking advantage of myself as a joke, but even evading it.

Moreover, looking at the familiar He Yuzhu at this moment, Qin Huairu suddenly felt a little strange.

The person is still the same person, still the same face, suddenly I don’t know what’s going on, it just looks so strange.

How is this going?

Qin Huairu tried her best to get rid of this absurd idea, and said with a coquettish smile on her face: "Zhuzi, are you teasing my sister again? Don't make trouble, remember to bring food to my sister after get off work, Huaihua's rations are all directed at you Ah!" As she spoke, she even gave him a wink, intentionally or unintentionally.

He Yuzhu lay on the recliner without moving for a long time, staring at Qin Huairu all the time.

This girl, no wonder Sha Zhu was fascinated by it.

This appearance, this figure, and more importantly, this amorous demeanor is really hard to resist!

Not to mention the little virgin in the TV series Shazhu who has never touched a woman, even the old Jianghu in his previous life can hardly resist her temptation!

At this moment, He Yuzhu suddenly changed his mind.

Originally, he planned to stay away from this woman.But now, he has decided, this woman, he is determined!

It would be a pity not to win such a beautiful, tasteful, and charming woman.

Isn't this woman poisonous?I eat the meat and filter out the poison?

Qin Huairu is actually a pretty good woman, but it's a pity that she had to do those things that "harmed" silly Zhu because of the three children left by her dead ghost man.

In fact, the culprit is not her, but those three children, especially the stick, who is a real cheat.He was deceived, kidnapped and stolen when he was young, and he is proficient in everything, but when he grows up, he is an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf.

There is also the immortal Jia Zhang, these two people are the source of Qin Huairu's "evilness", if these two people are taken away, Qin Huairu is actually a really good woman.

Yes, He Yuzhu had an idea right away, Qin Huairu was determined, and as for the two sources of evil, he would pinch them out one by one.

Also, hasn't Qin Huairu been vaguely giving Sha Zhu hope, and then hanging him in a nonchalant way, tying him to her waist for the rest of his life?I just want to go the other way.

Now, it's time for me to hang you and let you crawl onto my bed bit by bit.

Thinking of this, He Yuzhu's mouth showed that weird smile again.

"What are you smirking about? Zhuzi." Qin Huairu lowered her head and was startled when she saw the weird smile on He Yuzhu's face: "It's a deal, I will definitely bring a lunch box for my sister at night, and my sister will point to you."

As he said that, there was a lovely and pitiful expression on his face. Any man who saw that expression would give up resistance and submit obediently.

But today, He Yuzhu just resisted.

He shook his head: "Sister Qin, I'm really sorry, I can't give you today's lunch box."

Qin Huairu was taken aback: "Why?"

She obviously didn't expect that she would run into trouble with He Yuzhu. In the past, as long as she spoke, this silly Zhu would never refute her.

what is it today?

"Sister Qin, it's like this. When Yushui comes back to eat tonight, I must bring this box of lunch to her. Otherwise, I can't let my sister drink the northwest wind, right?" He Yuzhu looked at Qin Huairu's dazed expression, and thought He secretly smiled, but said with a serious face on his face.

"The rain is coming back?" Qin Huairu's tone was full of disappointment, but she immediately said, "A little girl like Yushui can't eat much..."

He Yuzhu interrupted her right away: "Sister Qin, I haven't finished yet. The deaf old lady told me that she hasn't eaten meat for several days and wants to eat meat. Tell me, the deaf old lady has no choice but to eat meat." Childless, can we pout when we open this mouth? No, then we are not too impersonal, are we?"

"That's it." Qin Huairu was speechless after a few words, her smile froze on her face, and said awkwardly: "That's right, we can't argue with old ladies."

"That's right, I knew that Sister Qin, you're not that kind of person." He Yuzhu looked at Qin Huairu's deflated look, and smiled inwardly, but put another high hat on her mouth, leaving her speechless.