Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

As the door curtain was lifted, the rope was pulled, and the bag hanging above the door fell down with a snap.

Being impartial, it just landed on Yi Zhonghai's head.

It has to be said that the boy Bang Geng has calculated very well, the hanging position of the bag is very suitable, the length of the rope, and the position where it is tied are also very accurate.

The bag landed on Yi Zhonghai's head precisely.

Yi Zhonghai was stunned at the time: "What?" He reached out and touched his head.

At this time, the mouth of the bag had already been opened, and the contents inside spilled over his head with a splash.

It's over!Seeing that Jia Zhang didn't like it, she pulled the stick quickly, and the two retreated into the room.

You look at me, I look at you, both of them expected a catastrophe, and neither of them could say a word.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai stretched out his hand and felt a sticky, wet patch on his head, he was immediately dumbfounded.

"What is this? Who is so wicked?"

Yi Zhonghai suddenly lost the amiability of the old master in the past, and opened his mouth to curse.

He Yuzhu squatted down on purpose to tie his shoelaces just now, and kept a certain distance from him on purpose. Now that he saw the feces and urine spilled on Yi Zhonghai's head, he stood up and cried out in "surprise", "What, what's going on?" thing?"

As he said that, he carefully moved closer to smell it, and then his face changed drastically: "This, this is shit! Who the hell did it! Doing such a wicked thing, making a big man's head full of shit!"

This sound immediately alarmed all the people in the courtyard.

With a whimper, all the people in the front yard, the back yard, and the middle yard ran out of their houses.

With a whimper, they surrounded the door of the North House.

"Ah! Lao Yi, what's the matter with you? Why is your body so wet? What are these things?" When he talked about the uncle, he immediately ran to the front first.

Then came the voice of the third master: "Hey, what is this, why does it stink?"

"Quick, flashlight!" Liu Guangfu hurriedly shone the light of the flashlight on Yi Zhonghai's body.

Everyone can see clearly now that Yi Zhonghai's head, face, and body are all wet, and there are some black and yellow things.

"It's shit! Why did Lao Yi have shit on his face!" The second uncle shouted in surprise.

Yi Zhonghai was very depressed, thinking that I don't know if it's shit?Don't yell here, for fear that no one will know?

The aunt was so anxious that she was about to cry: "Old Yi, what's going on? How did you get all this stuff?"

Yi Zhonghai roared angrily: "How do I know what's going on?! Someone must be playing tricks! Just now Zhuzi came to help me break his lock. It hasn't started yet. When I lifted the curtain, I don't know where these things came down and hit me. It's on the head."

"I know what's going on!" Xu Damao was very clever, and immediately looked up, and soon saw a thin rope floating above Yi Zhonghai's head, and a bag was hanging under the rope, and the bag was also wet. Huhu, it stinks.

There is no doubt that the things on Yi Zhonghai's head were poured out of this bag.

And this bag was originally hung on it, but Yi Zhonghai, who didn't know it, lifted the curtain and tore it off and landed on his head.

"Yes, I also know. Someone must have wanted to trap a pillar and hang feces and urine on his door. In the end, he failed to trap a pillar and fell on the old man." Lou Xiaoe's husband and wife followed, and immediately understood.

"Who did this! It's too bad! It's so dirty to make all this shit in the winter!" Yan Jiecheng also said angrily.

"That's right, fortunately Zhuzi lost his key today, otherwise it would not be the uncle but Zhuzi who was splashed with feces all over his face." Yu Li also said.

Yi Zhonghai rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Dare not to pour on Sha Zhu, but to me instead, it became a good thing?"

At this time, He Yuzhu also opened his mouth angrily: "Which bastard did I, He Yuzhu, offend? This is so wicked! It's winter, and this makes the uncle get shit all over his body?"

As he spoke, he turned his face and said to Yi Zhonghai guiltily: "Master, it's all my fault, my fault. If I hadn't asked you to help unlock the lock, I wouldn't have made you so old and let people get shit all over you. But I don't know either. Ah, it's all to blame for this hearty guy, we must find this person, otherwise how will we live in the hospital in the future?"

"That's right! Lao Yi, today's matter must be investigated thoroughly! This is all bullying on you, if you don't investigate, I will investigate!" Liu Haizhong also said angrily.

"Well, actually, let me tell you, is there a need to investigate this? Isn't this the lice on the bald head, it's obvious?" Xu Damao said angrily: "Isn't the dung king in our yard obvious? It still needs it check?"

After saying this, everyone turned their heads to look at the west wing in unison.

You know, the last time Banggen sneaked into He Yuzhu's room in the middle of the night, he just brought a bucket of feces and urine to try to make trouble.

It's just that He Yuzhu counter-killed him and put the shit on his head.

But today, a similar thing happened, can everyone not think of him?

Moreover, the courtyard has become like this, but no one in the west wing room came out to watch the commotion. Isn't this a guilty conscience or something?

Yi Zhonghai's face didn't know the color at the moment, he glared at the West Wing Room angrily, and then said: "Everyone, don't sleep, wait for me to change my clothes, and then hold a meeting of the whole hospital!"

The general meeting of the whole hospital has not been held for a long time, and it is really exciting to mention it.

In particular, the old man who usually presides for justice for this one and for that one is going to hold a meeting to uphold justice for himself.

Everyone is a little excited.

The uncle first went back to wash his hair, wiped his body, changed into clean clothes, and then came out with a dark face.

In such a cold day, everyone is waiting in the yard.

Xu Damao also moved a table and put it there. The second uncle and the third uncle sat behind the table with a chair, waiting to preside over the meeting.

The old man also sat down.

The second uncle and the third uncle consciously stayed away from him, after all, the stench on their bodies was too strong.

After looking around, basically all the people in the courtyard were there, even the family in the West Wing was absent.

Yi Zhonghai became more and more convinced that it must be Jia Zhang and her precious grandson who did it.

Thinking of how much trouble I had gone through to find acquaintances and give gifts in order to release this old godly woman.

The results of it?As soon as the old woman came out, she first gave herself such a "dispute"!

The more Yi Zhonghai thought about it, the angrier he became, and he slapped the table: "Da Mao! Xie Cheng! You two, go and call out the Jia family!"

Chapter 253

The old man who was splashed with feces and urine for no reason was extremely angry, and his dantian was full of aura and majesty.Immediately, Liu Haizhong's two sons, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian, ran to the West Wing and knocked on the door.

While patting, he yelled: "Qin Huairu, come out quickly! Grandpa is going to hold a general meeting of the whole hospital!"

"Mrs. Jia, come out quickly! By the way, bring your grandson Banggun out too!"

A knock on the door made Qin Huairu's door slam.

But no matter how they knocked on the door, Jia Zhang, who was hiding in the house, covered the mouths of Bang Gan and Xiao Dang, and just kept silent.

"Master, no one in Jia's family agrees!" Liu Guangfu ran over and said.

"Is there no one in the room?" Liu Haizhong asked suspiciously.

"Impossible!" Xu Damao immediately said: "If this little bastard, Banggen, did not do this, my mother's surname will not be Xu, but his surname Jia!"

"Yes! Brother Da Mao is right. No one would dare to come out for this kind of immoral thing except the little bastard, Bang Geng, and his immoral and smoking grandma! These two guys must be hiding in the house!" Yan Jiecheng also said.

Liu Haizhong looked at Yi Zhonghai: "Old Yi, what do you think we should do? How about we report to the police? Have the police investigate?"

He Yuzhu said: "Second uncle, let's forget about reporting to the official. Wouldn't that let more people know that the uncle let someone throw a pile of shit? Or the uncle, since this thing is done by a stick, or it's better to forget it." Right, don't you still want to let BangGiao help you take care of your old age?"

Yi Zhonghai stared at him with a dark face, saying in his heart that you, Liu Haizhong, are afraid that the matter will be trivial, and the police must also know that I, Yi Zhonghai, was thrown a lot of shit, right?Also, what Shazhu said is unreliable, I let someone throw a head of dung, how can I forget it?It's like a stick, pour shit on me today, and when I get old, can I support my old?Isn't that a dream?

So he said angrily: "Why report to the official? Let's solve the affairs in our own courtyard and don't add trouble to the government. The door of her house is not locked. It was plugged in from the inside, which means that there must be someone in the house. If you don't open the door There is a ghost in my heart!"

He said to Xu Damao: "Xu Damao, kick the door!"

"Okay! Grandpa, just watch!" Xu Damao was already gearing up and couldn't wait any longer. Hearing this order, he immediately raised his foot and kicked hard towards the door of Jia's house.

"boom!"

Xu Damao's kick was so powerful that he kicked the two doors of Jia's house wide open, and the door latch flew out.

"Who? Who wants to do what?"

At this time, Jiazhang, who could not hide anymore, yelled in a pretentious manner, and turned on the light in the room.

"Look! Let me tell you! This old woman must be hiding at home!" Xu Damao immediately pointed to the room and shouted.

Jia Zhang retorted: "Xu Damao, you fart! We slept soundly at home, why hide? But you, why did you kick our door in the middle of the night?"

"Did you sleep well? Old godmother, go fool the ghosts!" Xu Damao was not so easy to fool, pointing to Jia Zhang and said: "Your family sleeps in a cotton-padded jacket?"

Jiazhang was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that she and the thick padded jacket were still on.

I was reluctant to take it off just now, and have been standing behind the curtain waiting to see a joke.

Later, because of fear, I forgot to take it off.

Now, it's too late to take it off.

Outside, Yi Zhonghai, who heard the voice, was so angry that his face was red and purple: "Jia Zhang, let me ask you, why didn't you come out and didn't respond when you were at home for half a day?!"

Jia Zhang's mouth moved, and he muttered: "I, I don't want to come out, so you can manage this?"

Liu Haizhong wrinkled his nose: "Listen, listen, Lao Yi, what is this called?"

Yi Zhonghai's face was dark: "Mr. Jia Zhang, let me ask you, who hung the bag above the door of the pillar house?"

Jia Zhang rolled her eyes: "What bag? I don't know!"

Yi Zhonghai stood up in a daze: "Don't pretend to be confused! It's that bag filled with feces and urine. Did you let your stick hang it?! Spilled on my head!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang refused to give in: "What bag of shit and urine, I said I didn't know, but I didn't know! Yi Zhonghai! Don't think that you are the big man in the courtyard so you can wrong people casually! Let me tell you, I, Mrs. Jia Zhang, am not casual It's embarrassing!"

"You!" Yi Zhonghai was so angry that his fingers trembled: "Who else do you think it's not you? Who else in this courtyard would do such a wicked thing? Mrs. Jia Zhang, I knew you would never change after repeated admonitions." , I shouldn't have promised Huairu to ask someone to release you from the detention center!"

Everyone was taken aback, and turned to look at Yi Zhonghai.

Liu Haizhong was even more surprised and said: "Old Yi, no wonder, I said that this old woman ruined the atmosphere of our hospital, why was she suddenly released from the detention center, it turned out to be a good thing you did! Now it's all right, kindhearted Save the wolf, but let the wolf bite you?"

The big guy coaxed a smile, and couldn't help laughing, thinking that this old man, who is usually dignified, could actually do such a thing to deceive himself.

Xu Damao said even more eccentrically: "Oh, my lord, I didn't blame you, what are you talking about! Let such an old woman who doesn't know what to do, who doesn't know how to be grateful, come out to do evil, you say she can do it if she is Qin Huairu, she is still young , can give birth, maybe I can give birth to you, but such an old woman, even if you let her out, she won't be able to give birth."

The big guy couldn't help it anymore, and burst out laughing.

The aunt was so angry that her face turned black, she twisted Yi Zhonghai severely, turned her head and went back to the room, and slammed the door shut.

It seems that the old man's life is not easy tonight.

Jia Zhang was anxious and jumped and scolded Xu Damao: "Xu Damao! You can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth!"

Yi Zhonghai's face was livid, and he slapped the table: "Enough! Have you had enough trouble?! Xiecheng, go, the police station invites comrades from the police station! Those who do bad things must be punished! Since she refuses to admit it, let her Comrade Public Security, come and track down this villain!"

He originally thought that his family ugliness should not be publicized, and he tried his best to digest the matter of being splashed with feces in the yard.

But this matter seems to be getting worse and worse, and it has risen to the point of whether he and Jia Zhang have an affair.

If the trial continues by himself, I am afraid that Jia Zhang's backyard will already be on fire before he pleads guilty.

Yan Jiecheng was eager for something serious, so he immediately agreed happily, and ran to the police station to call the police.

Now, Mrs. Jia Zhang lost her composure. She had been disciplined in the house, and this was an early release.When I came out, the cadres inside also said that if I continue to commit crimes, then I will not be locked up in a detention center anymore, and I will be sent directly to the prison for reform through labor.

However, at this time, there is no chance to bow your head.

Jia Zhang's cold sweat broke out all at once.

Chapter 254

Not too long ago, comrades from the police station followed Yan Jiecheng.

On a very cold day, I could have warmed myself by the fire in front of the stove, but now I have to come here to deal with disputes, and the policeman Lao Liu was very upset.

Seeing that the "murderer" turned out to be Jia Zhang, who had just been released, he became even more annoyed. Without saying a word, he just said: "Jia Zhang! Why is it you again! What? Just after being released from inside, he started doing evil again Is it? Do you want to eat the free meals inside again?"

Jia Zhang's face turned pale immediately, and he stammered, "Report to the government, I, I didn't do anything evil..."

Liu Gongan stared: "You don't care about you? So many people in the yard say it's you, and the eyes of the masses are sharp. If you say it's not you, then tell me who else can do such a wicked thing?"

Xu Damao blurted out: "She is the only one! She is the worst in this courtyard. Who else would there be if it weren't for her? Comrade Public Security, our courtyard has always been a model of law and order. We can't let this kind of scum stay here, and take her away quickly. Well, or else the Chinese New Year is coming soon, and everyone in our hospital will not have a good time!"

"Yes, Xu Damao is right! This old bastard is too mean-spirited. Do you think it's a human thing to hang feces and urine at Brother Zhuzi's door in such a cold winter? Comrade Public Security, this scum must be brought back to prison. Otherwise, none of us will agree!" Yan Jiecheng expressed his gratitude to He Yuzhu, and he also worked hard.

Jia Zhang was so frightened that his legs trembled: "Report to the government...the government, please don't arrest me, me, I really don't want to go back there again."

At this time, Jia Geng, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly spoke.

He suddenly stopped in front of Liu Gongan who was walking towards Jiazhang's, and said loudly: "You are not allowed to arrest my grandma! This is not my grandma's doing, I did it, and I hung the poop bag at the door of Shazhu! "

Everyone was stunned, no one thought that the sticky guy who had been taciturn and avoiding others for the past few months would stand up to defend his grandma Jia Zhangshi at a critical moment today!

Moreover, it seems that in order to prove that he did it himself, stick stem also told the whole story of his crime in detail.