Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

As soon as Yan Bugui in the front yard heard that there were fish, he immediately came over with a vegetable bowl: "Hey, Zhuzi, it's ok, where did you catch these two big fish? Tell the third master, let the third master Go catch two too."

He Yuzhu smiled: "Third Master, I don't have your fishing skills. This fish was given by a friend!"

"Really? Your friend is rich enough. One gift is two fish. The fish is really big, and each weighs more than three catties, right? Can you and Yushui eat?" Yan Bugui stared at each other. Catching the fish, he couldn't take his eyes off it, so he almost opened his mouth and said that you can give me even one fish.

He Yuzhu smiled and said: "Friends are enthusiastic, there is no way, this fish is not small, a carp, braised in soy sauce to nourish the brain in the rain. I don't know how to eat this crucian carp. I have to ask the third master about your fishing. expert."

As soon as Yan Bugui heard it, he immediately flaunted it endlessly: "You are asking someone. Silly Zhu, don't think you are a cook, I am a teacher, but when it comes to eating fish, you need to ask a lot. I."

"Carp is suitable for stewing in soy sauce. It has many spines but tender meat. Grass carp is suitable for boiled fish and pickled fish."

"As for crucian carp, it is the most suitable for making soup. It is delicious and nutritious. It is especially suitable for making soup for pregnant women to help them produce milk..."

Yan Bugui was talking here endlessly, and his voice almost reached the ears of everyone in the yard.What everyone else heard was that Shazhu caught two more fish today, the standard of living is too high, and there is meat every day.

But what Qin Huairu heard was that crucian carp is suitable for soup and milk.

She couldn't help but secretly turned her head to glance at the big crucian carp in He Yuzhu's hand, but she just met He Yuzhu's smiling eyes.

The meaning is very clear: Sister Qin, do you want to drink crucian carp soup?Especially suitable for breastfeeding.If you want to drink, come at night.

Qin Huairu blushed again after a swipe, quickly turned her head, and lowered her head pretending to be okay to tease Xiaohuaihua.

Yan Bugui was still talking there, spitting everywhere, and his eldest son Yan Jiecheng and daughter-in-law Yu Li couldn't help but walked into the middle courtyard.

"Dad, is this the fish you caught today? It's so big? Is our family going to improve our life today?" Yan Jiecheng asked in surprise.

Yan Bugui blushed suddenly: "No, this is someone's stupid fish."

Yu Li said: "Let me just say, when have you ever seen my dad catch such a big fish? Our dad couldn't even part with the bait when fishing, and the longest one he caught was less than three inches long."

Yan Bugui's old face was even more unbearable: "What do you know, boss? My name is Yi Xiao Bo Da, do you understand? A true fishing expert is one who can catch fish without using any bait."

Yu Li curled her lips and said: "Forget it, Dad, we haven't seen you catch any big fish. Besides, even if you catch a big fish, we still have to pay for food if we want to drink your fish soup." .”

When the big mother on the side heard this, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Yan Bugui's old face became more and more uncomfortable, and said with a blushing face, "What do you know? You can't eat and drink too much. If you can't figure it out, you will be poor. I'm doing this for the good of our family."

As he said that, he didn't bother to show off his knowledge, so he shook his head and left.

Yan Jiecheng pulled Yu Li: "Let's go, my dad is getting angry."

Yu Li pursed her lips and snorted: "Hmph, your old Yan's family is a bunch of useless people. They only eat corn bread and pickles all day long, and they eat a certain amount of pickles. They are stupid and eat meat every day. If anyone is like him The daughter-in-law must keep her fat and white!"

Yan Jiecheng couldn't hold back his face anymore: "What do you mean by that? If you're jealous, go find Silly Zhu!"

Not to be outdone, Yu Li said, "Just go, you think I dare not!"

Yan Jiecheng blushed: "Go, if you dare to go, I will divorce you immediately!"

Yu Li: "Divorce is divorce, who is afraid of whom?! Do you think anyone in your old Yan family cares about life? Go, go for divorce now, and I will find silly Zhu when I get divorced!"

He Yuzhu: ...

I thought: Who did I provoke?How did you bring the flames of war to me?

Besides, I stewed crucian carp to crave Qin Huairu, why Qin Huairu hasn't responded yet, but the daughter-in-law of the old Yan's family is craving it?

Besides, is it worth getting a divorce just because of a fish?

Hastily raised two hands: "Come on, two, two, I won't hinder you if I eat a fish, you don't want to harm me, okay, I'll take the fish back and wash it, okay?"

With that said, he quickly fled the battlefield with the fish in his hand.

The aunt watched her words and said quickly: "I should go back to cook." She also hurried back with her own plate.

As soon as the outsider left, Yan Jiecheng immediately lost the backbone he had just now, and quickly smiled with him: "Daughter-in-law, what's the matter? Are you taking it seriously?"

Yu Li said angrily: "Who was joking with you? Didn't you want a divorce? Didn't you want me to go to Shazhu? Then go, divorce! I will go to Shazhu immediately after divorce! Humph! Who do you think?" It's rare to be the daughter-in-law of your old Yan's family. She has no meat to eat every day, and she has to count her pickles. My sister has to pay your father for food when she comes to eat a meal. This kind of uselessness?"

Yan Bugui in the front yard was so angry that he slammed the door.

Chapter 32

Yan Jiecheng and Yu Li had a divorce. Although it was just an angry talk, it made He Yuzhu from Beiwu laugh until his stomach hurts.

This old Yan's daughter-in-law is greedy, I don't believe you, Qin Huairu, are not greedy!

You know, crucian carp soup is a powerful weapon for milking, so it's no wonder you, Qin Huairu, don't care about it!

He Yuzhu smiled and started cooking. He didn't really cook two fish, but put the carp back and replaced it with a chicken.

Although there are two fish, one is carp and the other is crucian carp, each has its own method and taste, but they are all fish after all, and the taste is a bit repetitive. ?9♀8.

It's not as direct as the stewed hen!

So, after a while, a strong fragrance wafted out from the north house.

The aunt wrinkled her nose: "Huh? Why is it so fragrant? Zhuzi, what did you stew, why doesn't it smell like fish?"

He Yuzhu wiped his hands with a rag and walked out with a smile: "Auntie, your nose is so sharp, you can smell it. My stew is indeed not fish, but chicken. I thought about it. Carp is not nutritious. It needs to be given to the rainwater." It has to be a chicken for nutrition, and an old hen. No, I stewed an old hen for the rain."

"Old hen?" The big mother's eyeballs were about to fall out: "You stewed an old hen again? My silly column, how many delicious things do you hide in your house? Why are you eating meat or fish all day long? Fish are chickens, are you trying to starve our neighbors to death?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said: "Mom, look at what you said, my uncle's monthly salary of 99 yuan, what can I afford to eat? You are hardworking and thrifty, and I am a bachelor who can't compare with you. Eat the sea and drink, seeing that the rain is about to take the exam, I have to keep up with her nutrition."

"That's right, Yushui is lucky to have a good brother like you, much better than your father." The first mother said.

They were talking here, and in the west wing room, Jiazhang gritted his teeth with hatred, pointed to the silly pillar outside, and said bitterly: "Huairu, look, how bad is this silly pillar! What do you say?" Why does he, a bachelor, eat so much meat? The hen and crucian carp both give milk, is he a man who needs milk, or his teenage girl who needs milk?"

Qin Huairu's heart was also sour, but she said: "Mom, we can't say that about others. The chicken and fish are their own. They can eat whatever they want. What does it have to do with us?"

"Why doesn't it matter?" Jia Zhang looked at her as if he didn't know her and said, "He, silly, knows that our orphans and widows have a difficult life, and he also knows that Huaihua's milk is not enough to eat. He has so much meat and chickens. If you don’t give us fish or something, tell me, isn’t he disrespecting the old and loving the young?”

As he said that, he turned his head and stared at Shazhu and cursed bitterly: "Humph! Eat, I'm not afraid to overwhelm you!"

Just as he was talking, Bang Geng came back from school, and as soon as he entered the door, he said, "Grandma, is Sha Zhu stewing meat again? It smells so good!"

Xiao Dang immediately said: "Brother, Shazhu is stewing chicken again, old hen, I heard there are fish."

As soon as BangGou heard it, his saliva immediately flowed out: "Chicken? Grandma, I want to eat chicken!"

Jia Zhang said resentfully: "If you want to eat chicken, you can find Shazhu, but our family doesn't have one!"

When the stick heard it, he opened the curtain and went out.

Qin Huairu anxiously wanted to pull but didn't hold back, and said anxiously: "Mom, why did you ask him to go to Shazhu for it?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang said disapprovingly: "What's wrong with asking the children to order some? My family's sticks are growing, so we need to eat more meat. Besides, an old hen is so big, how can a little girl like Yushui eat it?" Are you done eating?"

Qin Huairu thought: "I just can't finish eating, will I give you sticks? Have you forgotten what happened last time?"

But looking at Jia Zhang's expression of taking it for granted, she simply didn't say anything.

Xiao Dang looked up at her: "Mom, I also want to ask Uncle He for chicken."

Qin Huairu frowned: "Xiao Dang, let's not go, it's Uncle He's chicken, not ours."

Xiao Dang looked at her blankly: "Didn't Uncle He love Xiao Dang very much before? He used to give Xiao Dang whatever he wanted, why not now?"

Yeah, why not now?

Qin Huairu thought to herself: You ask me, but I don't know who to ask.Who knows why this silly Zhu suddenly looks like a different person.

At this time, I saw that Bang Geng had come to the door of the North House, and he stood outside the curtain and called out: "Si Zhu, are you cooking chicken?"

He Yuzhu in the room was taken aback, and came out: "Boy, what did you call me?"

"Sha Zhu, everyone in the yard calls you Sha Zhu, so of course I call you Sha Zhu too." Stick raised his face, as if it was a matter of course.

At this time, Qin Huairu who was behind the curtain in the west wing room had already noticed that He Yuzhu's face had turned dark and ugly.

"Mom, call the stick back quickly, silly Zhu will be angry." Qin Huairu urgently urged Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang didn't take it seriously and said, "Is he angry? I'm even more angry than him. Who's the one who's jealous all day long when he's either fried meat or stewed chicken? What's wrong with letting BangGong ask him for something?"

These words were straightforward, without any sense of shame, but Qin Huairu felt his ears burning.

At this time, He Yuzhu looked at the stick coldly: "Did your mother teach you this, or did your grandma teach you?"

BangGong didn't realize the crisis at all, and said loudly with his head held high: "No one taught me, I wanted to call myself..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw a black shadow flash, pop!A loud slap hit his face.

Bang Geng froze for a moment, staring blankly at He Yuzhu in front of him, as if looking at a stranger.

And the five finger prints on his face were clearly visible.

The stick is stupid, and so are all the people in the yard.

Qin Huairu was also dumbfounded. Although Shazhu had become a different person these two days, she still never thought that he would hit her son.

And a shot is a slap in the face.

After a while, it was Jia Zhang who was the first to react. She rushed open the curtain and rushed out.

"Okay! You idiot, if you dare to hit my grandson, I will fight you!"

As soon as she went out, the dazed stick finally came back to his senses, covered his face with his hands, and burst into tears: "Grandma, silly Zhu hit me!"

After speaking, he turned his face and plunged into Jia Zhang's arms.

Jiazhang hugged her beloved grandson distressedly, examined the face carefully, and saw five clear finger prints on it, which were almost swollen.

Start with this ruthless!

The people in the yard also reacted, the big mother standing in front of the pool, the big man sitting in the house, the old Yan's family in the front yard, Xu Damao's family in the backyard, and Liu Haizhong's family all ran over by coincidence .

The war in the courtyard has already started, and a big battle seems to be imminent.

Chapter 33 You should thank him

When Jia Zhang saw that everyone in the yard had come, his momentum immediately became stronger. He hugged his eldest grandson Jia Geng with one hand, and pointed at the "perpetrator" He Yuzhu with the other: "Silly Zhu, tell me, why do you fight?" My family is awesome? Tell me, if you don’t speak up today, my old lady will fight you today!”

As he said, he pulled Bang Giao to the uncle: "Master, you all come and see, is this idiot still a human being? My Bang Giao is such a cute child, and he beat him like this, you Say, how could he be cruel enough to do this?"

At this time, Qin Huairu also came out of the house with Sophora japonica in her arms, and she also rushed to the front at the moment, looking at the face of the stick with distress.

When she saw that one side of the stick was about to be swollen, she immediately raised her head and looked at He Yuzhu angrily with her eyes, her face flushed.

Xiao Dang stood beside his mother timidly, watching all this in horror.

The elder Yi Zhonghai also frowned, what happened to Sha Zhu today?Why did you move your hand to a child.

And he was so ruthless that the slap almost slapped Bang Giao's face.

The other people in the yard were also gathered there, chattering in low voices.

"Silly Zhu! What's the matter with you? Why are you beating the child?" The uncle scolded in a tone of hatred.

In this yard, the uncle is actually the most optimistic about He Yuzhu. He thinks that although he is a bit poor-mouthed, he is still very kind in his heart, especially for Qin Huairu and his mother.On weekdays, he would often bring lunch boxes to them, not to mention, but BangJiao went to his house to steal something to eat, and he never blamed him after he knew about it.

But in the past few days, this stupid column has become more and more incomprehensible to him.

Among other things, the braised pork incident last time surprised him. He never imagined that Shazhu would hold on to that incident, and he must investigate it to the end. In the end, it was under his mediation that Shazhu "" Reluctantly", Qin Huairu received ten yuan in compensation, and that was the end of it.

That incident had already made the uncle very puzzled, unexpectedly, today's incident was even more outrageous, Sha Zhu actually slapped him with a stick, and the attack was so serious.

Grandpa didn't understand.

"Grandpa, today you must uphold justice for us. My family, Jia Ren, died early, leaving us orphans and widowed mothers. How could it be that people bully you casually like this! If you don't decide for us today, I will find Street, find the government!" Mrs. Jia Zhang yelled.

The uncle frowned: "Old sister-in-law, am I just asking?"

"What else is there to ask? Everyone saw him beating someone, so what else is there to say? For such a big man, beating a child, he has lost eight lifetimes of virtue to do such a thing! "Jia Zhang clamored.

The uncle said in embarrassment: "Old sister-in-law, it is true that Shazhu beat people, but we have to ask why he beat people, right? If you don't want me to ask, then I won't ask, you can find him yourself."

This sentence really made Jia Zhang shut up.

After all, she also knew that in this courtyard, the uncle had to help them decide everything.

If you don't even listen to the old man's words, then you will really be bullied by others every day from now on.

Qin Huairu also knew the pros and cons, and hurriedly said: "Master, you can ask, we all rely on you to make the decision."

At this time, she felt very complicated. On the one hand, she felt very distressed when she saw the stick being beaten, and on the other hand, she felt that It's unbelievable how silly Zhu would beat his own child.

The uncle nodded and continued to ask: "Zhuzi, tell me, why did you beat the child?"

He Yuzhu stared: "Hit him? I was disciplining the children for his old Jia's family! Did you hear that just now? What did he call me just now?"

Everyone was stunned, and Xu Damao, who was watching the excitement, immediately said: "I heard, I call you a fool!"