Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

"Bucket hoop?" Xiu'er glanced at it, and suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "Oh, Xiu'er also has her own bucket hoop to play with."

As he said, he was about to run back with the iron ring, but Da Mao grabbed him: "Xiu'er, don't sue mom, let them talk for a while, brother will play bucket hoop with you."

As he spoke, he found another piece of thick wire from the woven bag, and bent one end: "Here, push it."

Xiu'er immediately happily played with the bucket hoop with the wire, Ermao and Sanmao also ran behind, while Da Mao sat on the threshold and looked twice at the door of the main room in the yard.

Xiu'er and Ermao Sanmao played for a long time, and she was a little tired, so she came back with the hoop: "Brother, we are hungry, let's go home and see what mommy cooked."

"Yes, brother, there must be something delicious at home today!"

"That's right, Uncle He brings us delicious food every time he comes. I really like Uncle He."

The three small mouths were about to enter the courtyard as they chattered, but Da Mao stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait, wait a little longer."

"Why? My stomach is growling." Xiu'er said dissatisfied as she rubbed her belly.

"Yes, brother, we are all hungry."

Da Mao said: "Uncle He and mother are talking in the room, let's wait for them to finish talking before going in, otherwise Uncle He will be unhappy."

"But Uncle He and Mom have been talking for a long time and haven't finished talking. Why don't I go in and listen? What if they forgot to call us when they finished talking?" Xiu'er said with her big beautiful eyes blinking.

Da Mao thought about it, so he nodded: "Okay, then you go in secretly, listen to what they say under the window, and then come back and tell me. Remember, don't let them hear you go in."

"Yeah." Xiu'er nodded happily, then tiptoed into it.

Big Mao, Ermao and Sanmao all sat nervously on the threshold and watched from a distance.

Not long after Xiu'er went in, she came out again cautiously.

"Xiu'er, are mom and uncle still talking?" Da Mao asked quickly.

"Yeah, still talking." Xiu'er nodded.

"What did you say?" Da Mao continued to ask.

Xiu'er blinked twice and said, "Mom said, I still want to eat. Uncle He said, you've eaten twice and you're still not full."

"Brother, Uncle He is eccentric. He gave mother all the delicious food and refused to let us eat."

Chapter 334 Picking up trash can also find a trash king

He Yuzhu and Liang Ladi whispered in the room for a long time before finally finishing.

When He Yuzhu walked out of the main room, he immediately saw four children sitting on the threshold of the courtyard and looking at him.

"Why don't you go in? What are you doing sitting here?" He Yuzhu asked knowingly.

"Brother said, you and your mother are talking inside, and we are not allowed to go in." Xiu'er said.

What a sensible child, He Yuzhu looked at Da Mao with a smile, his eyes full of approval.

Xiu'er went on to say, "Uncle, I heard everything you and Mom said."

He Yuzhu's eyes widened instantly.

Did you hear it all?

"Well, uncle, you're biased. What good food did you secretly eat for mom? Isn't it enough for mom to eat it over and over again?" Xiu'er looked at him with her face up and said seriously.

He Yuzhu's old face was hot.

Liang Ladi, who just came out from behind, blushed to the base of her neck.

"Uncle, what did you let your mother eat, can you let Xiu'er eat some too?" Xiu'er refused to let her go.

No one in the room spoke, so He Yuzhu hugged Xiu'er in embarrassment: "Xiu'er wants to eat too?"

Xiu'er nodded vigorously and looked at him with big eyes blinking.

He Yuzhu fumbled in his pocket for a long time, trying to find something strange to satisfy the child's curiosity.

But the system hasn't rewarded anything suitable for children during this period of time, and they haven't touched it for a long time.

When I was in a dilemma here, the system dinged: "Ding, I found a chance to sign in once, do you want to sign in immediately?"

"Must, immediately, immediately!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting the sign-in reward, a box of Yuzhongyu ham sausage, and a box of Kang Shuaifu instant noodles!"

All right!I finally got rid of Lao Tzu's encirclement.

He Yuzhu breathed a sigh of relief, and finally took out his hand from his pocket, holding a 100g Yuzhongyu ham sausage in his hand.

The four children's eyes widened immediately, looking at the slender round stick curiously.

"Uncle, what is this?" Xiu'er asked curiously with her small mouth open.

"This is the most delicious thing in the world. It has meat in it."

As He Yuzhu said, he bent down and put her on the ground, then peeled off the casing of the ham sausage, and stuffed the ham sausage into Xiu'er's little mouth.

"Try it, is it delicious?"

Xiu'er took a bite carefully, and the other three children also looked at her eagerly and enviously.

After all, no one has seen this thing, let alone eaten it!

Xiu'er carefully chewed it a few times, and immediately a satisfied smile appeared on her face, and she nodded vigorously: "It's delicious, uncle, this food is so delicious, no wonder Mom still wants it after eating it several times."

"Xiu'er, give me something to eat!"

"I want to eat too!"

The Ermao and Sanmao on the side couldn't wait any longer, and gathered around one by one, wanting to share something from Xiu'er.

Although Da Mao didn't say anything, his eyes were full of longing, and his throat moved twice, obviously swallowing.

"Don't grab it, don't grab it, I still have it here, you all have a share."

He Yuzhu hurriedly took out a few more ham sausages from his pocket, and gave Ermao and Sanmao one each. The two of them took the ham sausages and bit open the casings, and started to gobble it up.

"Da Mao, this is for you." He Yuzhu handed one to Da Mao.

But Da Mao just looked at it, his throat moved, but he didn't reach out to pick it up. Instead, he shook his head and said, "Uncle, I don't want to eat it. You can leave it to mom. Mom usually gives us delicious food." , it's rare for her to like something, so let's leave it to her."

Such a sensible child!He Yuzhu had a little more affection for Da Mao in his heart.

Liang Ladi behind her had a sore nose and almost couldn't hold back the tears.

"It's okay, eat it, I still have more here, and your mother is indispensable." He Yuzhu forced the ham sausage into Da Mao's hand, but Da Mao still caught it.

"Da Mao, did you go out to pick up scraps again today?" He Yuzhu looked at the woven bag Da Mao was holding in his hand, and asked.

Da Mao nodded vigorously: "Well, uncle, I'm the eldest in the family, so I have to share the burden with my mother. Uncle, don't underestimate the junk, I can sell it for a few cents a day."

What a sensible child.

He Yuzhu nodded: "It's a good thing to help mother share the pressure, but you can't delay your studies."

Da Mao rubbed his head in embarrassment: "Uncle, I'm not a learning material, I can't understand what the teacher is saying when I sit in the classroom."

This is a bit embarrassing.

Liang Ladi who was next to him also said: "Zhuzi, Da Mao is really not a material for studying. I also thought that if he didn't want to go to school, he would just stop going. It would be difficult for him at school."

He Yuzhu nodded: "Okay, if you don't want to go up, you can't go up, and you can pick up scraps. Don't care about other people's eyes, what's wrong with picking up scraps, and picking up scraps is to make money with your own hands. As long as you can make money, don't break the law , Picking up junk can also pick up a millionaire, and pick up a junk king."

Da Mao laughed and said, "Uncle, you are just kidding me. Picking up waste is just to add something to the family. How can you pick out a millionaire?"

He Yuzhu said seriously: "I'm not kidding you. Picking up trash can also make you rich, but it depends on how you pick it up and what you pick up. And picking up trash is a science. If you master the skills, you can pick up trash. Come out baby. But if you don’t know anything, even if baby is placed in front of you, you can kick it aside as trash.”

Da Mao stopped talking, thinking carefully about the meaning of his words.

"Well, Da Mao, since you don't want to go to school, then you won't go. I'll take you to meet someone tomorrow, and you'll follow him to pick up junk, and I promise you will find something famous." He Yuzhu finally said.

Da Mao looked at Liang Ladi, Liang Ladi said without thinking, "What are you looking at me for? Whatever your uncle says, just listen to him."

"Okay! Uncle, then I'll listen to you!" Da Mao said happily.

"Okay, then I won't stay here, you guys should make dinner early, the children are hungry." He Yuzhu got up and left.

After leaving Liang Ladi's place, he went directly to Ran Qiuye's.

But this time, he didn't come to find Ran Qiuye.

The motorcycle had just stopped at the gate of the courtyard, and before he could get off, Han Chunming just happened to come back from the outside.

"Chunming!" He Yuzhu called out.

Han Chunming lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking, but immediately raised his head when he heard his voice.

"Brother He, why are you here?" Han Chunming ran over with surprise on his face: "You're looking for my sister Qiuye? I'll go in and call her for you!"

As he said that, he was about to go in and call for someone, but He Yuzhu quickly stopped him: "No, Chunming, I'm not looking for her, I'm here for you."

"Looking for me?" Han Chunming was a little surprised, but he still asked happily: "What's the matter, Brother He, did you ask me for a drink?"

Chapter 335 I really came to find Han Chunming

When Han Chunming heard that He Yuzhu was not looking for Ran Qiuye, but came to him, he was immediately full of curiosity.

"Brother He, are you here to drink with me?"

Before he finished speaking, someone slapped his head from behind: "Han Chunming, are you going to drink with someone again?"

As soon as he heard the voice, He Yuzhu knew that Han Chunming's nemesis was coming.

Sure enough, I saw Su Meng with a big white face standing fiercely behind Han Chunming, and Han Chunming immediately accompanied him with a smile: "Su Meng, I'm just joking with Brother He, do you take it seriously?"

"Hmph! I don't know you anymore. You've been fooling around all day long, and you don't know how to find a decent job. You hang out with a bunch of trash collectors all day long. You drink with one or the other. Just drink by yourself. My brother-in-law is also taken care of." Su Meng said arrogantly, and when she came over, she hugged He Yuzhu's arm: "Brother-in-law, why are you here today? Did you come to see me, Sister Qiuye, or me?"

Han Chunming's face was displeased for a while: "Su Meng, Big Brother He didn't come looking for you, he came looking for me."

Su Meng looked contemptuous: "Blow it, what does Brother He want you for? You are not a woman!"

He Yuzhu has black lines on his face. What you said seems like I, He Yuzhu, have become a sex monster or have a broken back.

I could only say in embarrassment: "Su Meng, I really came here today to find Chunming."

Su Meng looked at him in surprise: "Ah? Brother-in-law, are you really here to look for him?"

He Yuzhu nodded: "Yes, Su Meng, Chunming and I have something to talk about."

As he said that, he quickly pulled Han Chunming aside: "Chunming, I want to introduce you to a little apprentice."

Han Chunming laughed after a while: "Brother He, are you kidding me? You don't even want me to be your apprentice, and you asked me to take an apprentice. Didn't you slap me in the face?"

During this period of time, Han Chunming went out with He Yuzhu to collect things a few times, gained a lot of knowledge, and learned a lot of knowledge that he didn't know before. Of course, he also made a lot of money with He Yuzhu.

So he was convinced of He Yuzhu, and several times wanted to throw himself in front of He Yuzhu and recognize him as his master.But all of them were rejected by He Yuzhu. The reason for He Yuzhu's refusal is very simple. You are the apprentice of Mr. Guan, the admiral of the Nine Gates. Mr. Guan is a very capable old man, and you can't lose by following him.

Han Chunming had no choice but to give up, but he admired He Yuzhu even more.

He Yuzhu smiled and said: "I'm not kidding you. I have a nephew who is only thirteen or fourteen years old. He doesn't want to go to school anymore. He runs around all day picking up junk to make money for the family. I think it's fine if he can't learn. Follow you to collect waste products, and you can also learn some skills."

Han Chunming: "Hey, Brother He, didn't you and Master Guan teach me all my skills? How can you let me teach you?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "I don't have time, right? What? You don't want to. If you don't want to, forget it. I'll find someone else."

Han Chunming immediately said: "I am willing, I am willing, how can I not be unwilling. I just feel that I am afraid that I will delay the child with these two brushes. But Brother He, you are right, you are really busy, so it is such a big deal." , I really don’t care about teaching her. Okay, then I’ll accept this apprentice, you don’t have to worry, I promise to teach him everything I know, and I will never hide it. But Brother He, you will have A good thing is to be the first to think about me, and you can't hide it from me."

He Yuzhu smiled: "You are clever, you are here to negotiate conditions for me? But I agree to this condition."

He said and took out a note: "Here is the address on it, you go to find him tomorrow, and I will take him to have sex with you in the future."

Han Chunming glanced at the note: "Okay, don't worry, I will never let you down."

He Yuzhu nodded: "Okay, then it's settled, I'm leaving."

Han Chunming was taken aback: "You're here, don't you see my sister Qiuye?"

He Yuzhu shook his head and left on his motorcycle.

Now, let's not provoke women.

As soon as he left, Su Meng in the distance became anxious and ran over to blame Han Chunming: "Han Chunming, what's the matter with you? Why did brother-in-law leave?"

Han Chunming said aggrievedly: "Brother He came to talk to me, so of course he has to leave after talking."

Su Meng was anxious: "That's brother-in-law! He didn't see Sister Qiuye when he came here, how could he leave?"

Han Chunming looked aggrieved: "The legs are on someone else's body. Can I control whether I can see sister Qiuye?"