Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

He Yuzhu suddenly wanted to laugh at this moment.

But he didn't dare to laugh, so he just held back.

It was very hard.

"By the way, brother, I forgot to ask you, can you tell how many months you are pregnant?" Xu Damao asked again.

He Yuzhu has already prepared: "Oh, it's almost two months."

Of course, it can't be said for a month. If it is said for a month, Xu Damao should have realized it.

He and Lou Xiao'e haven't had sex for a month, can the child be his?

Sure enough, Xu Damao believed it, and nodded happily: "That's right, that's right, your sister-in-law and I slept together two months ago, that's right."

He Yuzhu: ...

"Then congratulations, Xu Damao, you finally have a child after so many years." He Yuzhu said with a smile.

"Same joy, brother, I'll buy you a drink soon." Xu Damao happily led Lou Xiao'e back.

He Yuzhu closed the door, laughing until his stomach hurts.

Have you ever seen a woman who slept with someone else, and she still chased you to thank you and buy you a drink?

It seems that Xu Damao will not be born as a stone hammer. He hasn't let Lou Xiao'e conceive for so many years, so he can do it with one shot.

Still, his hit rate is astonishing!

Thinking of this, He Yuzhu suddenly thought of one thing.

His marksmanship is so accurate, why didn't Qin Huairu do it all the time?

Soon, he understood why.

Didn't it say it in the TV show?Qin Huairu has been wearing the ring.

This woman is still smart.

But that's good too, otherwise, according to her marksmanship, she would have been pregnant five or six times.

Lou Xiao'e is pregnant, so Xu Damao can show off grandly in this green hat.

But if Qin Huairu, a widow's family, becomes pregnant, it will be too hot to contain the fire.

Thinking of this, He Yuzhu suddenly felt that it was not a bad thing for Qin Huairu to go to the ring.

wait, and...

He Yuzhu suddenly thought of Yu Li again.

Will she get shot too?

In case she was also shot, wouldn't he send another one to Lao Yan's family?

No, no, if this continues, won't I be full of peaches and plums in the future?

Let someone else take care of your own son?

Why do you feel so...cool?

He Yuzhu didn't know whether he was excited or funny here, and he didn't sleep well all night.

On the other side, when Yu Li went back to the house, Yan Jiecheng hurriedly followed: "Daughter-in-law, let's go, let's go to our father's house for dinner, everyone hasn't eaten yet."

Yu Li nodded and followed to Yan Bugui's house.

The whole family is already sitting at the table. As usual, each person has a bowl of porridge, two small buns, and a stack of shredded pickles in the middle.

"Let's all eat, the old rules, one person has three shredded pickles, and no one eats too much." Yan Bugui said, he first picked up a shredded pickle, put it in the porridge, and put the steamed buns, hoo hoo hoo I ate it.

Then there are the three mothers, who still follow suit, and the food is delicious.

But the children were not so delicious. Yan Jiedi picked up a piece of pickle, but she didn't eat it right away, but rolled her eyes: "It's pickles again, and corn bread again, Dad, can't you get some meat to eat? I But he is growing up, you see, he is a fool who eats meat every day."

The third master stared at him: "They all want to eat meat? What about money? As the saying goes, you can eat as much as you can and wear as much as you want. If you don't plan, you will be poor. Don't be greedy for Shazhu. Don't look at him eating meat now. One day he will even eat meat." I can’t even eat cornbread.”

"Cut!" All the children rolled their eyes.

Yan Jiecheng looked at Yu Li, and quietly put his shredded pickles into her bowl.

But Yu Li looked at the porridge and steamed bread in front of her, and immediately thought of the grilled fish that she ate in the reservoir, where else could she eat it?Push the bowl: "I don't feel well, I don't want to eat, you can eat."

After saying that, he got up and went back to his own room, got into bed, thinking about the time in the reservoir during the day.

Yan Jiecheng ate two bowls of white porridge, four steamed buns, and six shredded pickles, and went back to the house with a full belch. Seeing that Yu Li had gone to bed early, he quickly took off his clothes and went in: "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing?" Are you feeling uncomfortable? Did it rain during the day..."

Before he finished speaking, Yu Li kicked him off.

"I'm not feeling well and want to sleep alone."

Chapter 122

Early the next morning, He Yuzhu came to his office.

Now that he is the chief engineer of the process improvement project, he has already had his own office, and he rarely goes to the canteen.

The office is a bit boring. There are no computers and no female secretaries in this day and age. It is really boring to be alone.

Just about to go to the infirmary to check on Ding Qiunan's work, there was a knock on the door of Dudu.

"Come in." He Yuzhu called casually.

The door opened a crack, and Yu Haitang's smiling face poked in. After looking around, she found that there was no one else.

"Brother Zhuzi, do you miss me?"

He Yuzhu thought to himself: You, I didn't think about it.Your sister thought about it.

He smiled and said, "Of course I thought about it, come on, come in."

Yu Haitang immediately jumped and ran in, and lay down on the table in front of him: "Brother, where did you go yesterday? Why didn't I see you all day when I came to look for you?"

yesterday?Can I say that I spend all day with your sister?

He Yuzhu said casually: "Oh, yesterday I went out for a ride on my new motorcycle and didn't come to the factory."

"New motorcycle?" Yu Haitang's beautiful eyes were filled with surprise: "Brother, when did you buy a motorcycle? Why didn't I know?"

"I didn't buy it. I helped the leader cure his illness, and the leader gave it to me." He Yuzhu said.

"The leader gave it to you? Wow, brother, you are so amazing. Even the leader gave you something, and it was a motorcycle. It's amazing." Yu Haitang looked at him with admiration: " Then why didn't you take me for a ride? I like riding a motorcycle the most, it's so handsome when the wind blows."

He Yuzhu said in his heart, take you?Can I still take your sister with me?Do you want E Huang Nv Ying?

Forget it, it will have to be swept away.

In this day and age, hooliganism is very serious.

"Next time, I will definitely take you with me next time." He Yuzhu smiled perfunctorily, and looked her up and down while talking: "What do you want to see me today? You are so beautifully dressed."

Yu Haitang is indeed very beautiful today. She wore a windbreaker outside and a light yellow sweater inside. The sweater was a little tight, which perfectly outlined her curves.

Especially when viewed from He Yuzhu's side, there are many mountains and mountains.

Yu Haitang said happily, "Brother, do you really think I'm pretty?"

He Yuzhu nodded.

"This is my newly knitted sweater, and I wear it for you to see. By the way, bro, shall I knit you a sweater too?" Yu Haitang said, and simply walked around, pulling He Yuzhu from the chair He pulled it up, took out a small tape measure from his pocket, and measured it on him.

It seems that today is prepared.

He Yuzhu didn't say anything, it's hard to turn down the hospitality, just accept it obediently.

"By the way, brother, there will be a cultural performance next week, shouldn't you let me watch my show and help me guide it?" Yu Haitang said after measuring the size.

You can have this, it’s been several days since I heard Tai Haitang sing.

He Yuzhu nodded, come on.

Yu Haitang stood in the middle of the office generously, and sang her show "Sailing the Sea Rely on the Helmsman" at the cultural performance.

I have to say that this time, I have improved a lot compared to the last time I sang in He Yuzhu's house. Whether it is the tone, rhythm, or breath, it is much more perfect.

"Not bad, not bad, she sang very well, she should be able to get the ranking." He Yuzhu praised.

"Really?" Yu Haitang was very happy after being praised, her face was flushed, "But, brother, I always feel that I still don't sing well enough in a few parts."

"is it?"

"Yes, brother." Yu Haitang said, and stood in front of him on his own initiative, with his back to him, and took his two hands, one in front of the other and placed them in the same position as last time.

"Brother, hold it down for me, so I feel confident." Yu Haitang said, and sang the song again.

This time it is really different, and it has really grown a lot, especially the weak points just now have been improved.

"Look, let me just say, brother, I can improve a lot as soon as you guide me." Yu Haitang didn't let go, turned her head and said to He Yuzhu with a smile.

She leaned close to the front, twisting and twisting non-stop, He Yuzhu's mouth was a little parched from being rubbed.

Especially when she turned her face like this, the rosy lips were close at hand, and as soon as she exhaled, a delicate fragrance hit her.

He Yuzhu almost couldn't bear it and wanted to execute her on the spot.

Just now I was thinking that there is no female secretary. Now such a beautiful female broadcaster is worse than a female secretary?

But he soon calmed down.

calm down.

Just let Yu Li take her own car yesterday, and drive Yu Haitang's car today?

This is too beastly.

Besides, even if you want to drive, you can't be in the office.

The sound insulation measures of this era are not the same as those of later generations. If someone comes in, it will really be all over.

Thinking of this, He Yuzhu smiled, and took his two hands back: "It's good to grow up, just remember this feeling, and practice more when you go back, and you will definitely have a good grade by then. By the way, if you You have won the ranking, and I will reward you when the time comes."

"Really?" Yu Haitang's happy face turned rosy: "Brother, can you tell me what reward you plan to give me first?"

He Yuzhu shook his head: "It will be kept secret for the time being, and I will give you a surprise when the time comes. If you know it first, it will not be a surprise."

Yu Haitang nodded excitedly: "Okay, brother, then I will remember, I will practice hard when I go back, if I really win the award, you must not miss the appointment."

After finishing speaking, he ran back excitedly.

Okay, let's go now?

After finally coming to chat with someone, why did I get sent away by myself?

He Yuzhu got up and locked the door, and went directly to the infirmary.

By the way, I haven't been to the infirmary for many days, and I don't know how Ding Qiunan's program is doing.

Last time she said that she wanted to play the clarinet, but she never had a chance to teach it.

Shakingly came to the door of the infirmary, and found that the infirmary was a bit deserted recently.

Since the process improvement project was launched, the production efficiency of the whole factory has been improved, and the enthusiasm of the workers has also been unprecedentedly improved.On weekdays, there is not a single idler in the factory area, and there are no ones who come to the infirmary to see patients. It seems that he is the only idler.

Walking to the door, I heard voices inside.

Have a sick number?

He Yuzhu stopped curiously and paused for a while.

"Doctor Ding, I didn't know what hit my back just now, it hurts badly." A man's voice.

This voice is a bit familiar?He Yuzhu frowned.

"Where? Is this here?" It was Ding Qiunan's voice.

"No, go down, yes, go down..." The voice was full of enjoyment.

Now He Yuzhu heard it.Isn't this Cui Dake's voice?

He became angry all of a sudden, and stepped into the infirmary with his legs lifted.

Chapter 123 Lesson to Cui Dake

As soon as he stepped into the infirmary, he saw Cui Dake lying on the bench, pretending to be humming.