Calamity Crown

There are still a few days before the Chinese New Year, but today's Lijiatun is more lively than the Chinese New Year.

The entire Lijiatun people surrounded the tiger and Xiong Xiazi who had just been killed, gesticulating excitedly, especially Li Changhai, who spit all over the place——

"I used to always say that I am an expert, an expert."

"What an expert is, I always don't know."

"Today, the knife opened my eyes by pulling my ass."

"The two slaps by Mr. Mo just now were really, really rabbits and birds... Anyway, it was fast, such a big bug and a blind bear lay down after two slaps."

Li Changhai forgot his words a bit as he spoke, scratching his head, it seemed that he had passed the lake.

In front of his own people, the simple and honest boy didn't care about face, and continued to gesticulate and talk.

When Li Changhai was born, Old Li had already made a fortune.

So, I invited Mr.

However, Li Changhai burned his husband's beard on the first day.

the next day?

Mr. fell into the toilet.

That's June!

What was the concept of a toilet at that time?

There are hundreds of flies the size of mung beans. When they walk past, they fly up with a whimper, which can stun people.

When Mr. was fished out, he almost died.

While throwing up, he shouted, who ate the shrimp!

For this matter, Li Changhai was hung from a tree by Lao Li and whipped.

Hanging next to him was naturally Li Fugui.

The wooden boards of the latrine were sawn by Li Changhai.

That croton was put in Mr. Li Fugui's bowl.

Lao Li slapped, slapped and yelled, "I taught you how to make traps. I don't want to lose the handicrafts handed down from my family. I want you to have something to eat in case of emergency. You are welcome. I will invite Lao Tzu Huo Huo." Sir! '

The whipping sound was crisp.

The scolding sound could be heard clearly in the whole village.

After the beating, the two brothers didn't get out of bed for half a month.

When the two of them were almost ready, Lao Li went to find someone to invite Mr. again.

But this time, please don't come.

No matter how much you spend, you won't be able to invite me.

No one wants to eat shrimp!

Lao Li was so angry that he came back and beat up the two brothers again. After beating seven or eight times in a row, Lao Li thought, no, we can’t let the children go to waste.

Then, at a high price, another gentleman was invited.

After suffering so much, brothers Li Changhai and Li Fugui have a long memory.

I didn't dare to burn my husband's beard, and I didn't dare to set a trap for my husband in the toilet.

Of course, study hard?

also does not exist.

It's half day and half sleep.

After three years of hard work, I finally completed the enlightenment. After another three years, I threw a lot of words, and after another three years... Mr. retired and returned to his hometown.

I'm getting old, I can't go anymore.

My home is not here, I have to go back.

Before leaving, the old gentleman held Lao Li's hand and said he was ashamed.

Didn't teach well!

Lao Li was a benevolent man, he waved his hands again and again to say that he was fine, and ordered the staff below to come and make dumplings for the husband and see him off.

Stuffed with shrimp and chives.

The old man was dumbfounded when he saw it, and he ran away with his burden on his back. His legs and feet were more agile than ordinary young people.

Lao Li looked in a daze.

Afterwards, regaining consciousness, he took off his shoes and gave the two brothers another slap. …

Ten years!

Shrimp has become a legend!

Whenever he thinks of this legend, Lao Li's brain hurts.

Now is no exception.

Lao Li, who was still looking at the big bugs and blind bears on the ground in novelty, heard that his son had been studying for ten years and couldn't even speak a word, so he kicked Li Changhai's ass in anger.

"You talk too much!"

"Whether Mr. Mo is an expert, you don't need to say?"

"I know how to talk, but I don't know how to work!"

Old Li cursed, and called out to the guys around him, and began to clean up the big bugs and blind bears on the ground.

Let alone picking up big bugs and blind bears in ordinary places.

Even the previous wild boars were hard to clean up.

But Lijiatun is different.

Lao Li was born as an Orion, and everyone in the village is also an Orion.

Picking up this is really easy.

"The skin of the big bug is ruined, start digging from the dung door."

"Remember to take care of that whip, and put it in the sorghum with two old ginseng."

"And this blind man, the skin needs to be fixed."

"Bear's paw feed me honey, and bear oil in a jar."

"Snacks are served. These are all for Mr. Mo. If there is no Mr. Mo today, our village will be finished, not to mention the scorpion and the 500-pound boar before, it is the big worm and bear behind. Blind man, we have to play it all."

Old Li exhorted.

"Understood, shopkeeper."

"How dare you forget the grace of saving your life."

"Just watch."

Old Li is righteous and generous, and the guys below are not bad either.

The torches were lit one by one, and they started to get busy.

Li Changhai watched, and began to move back.

The honest boy wanted to find Mr. Mo.

However, he was stopped by Lao Li.

"What are you going to do?"

Old Li stared.

"Go to the back to see Mr. Mo, it's too cold today, I'll send some charcoal, and Mr.'s candles are gone, I'll send two more."

Li Changhai scratched his head and smiled innocently.

These days, candles are much more expensive than oil lamps.

Most people are reluctant to use it.

It was only when Li Changhai and Li Fugui were studying that Lao Li was willing to do so.

As soon as Mo Sheng came, Lao Li gave away five roots for ten days.

In Lao Li's thinking, the husband has to burn the lamp to read at night, and it's okay if the light is not on.

"Humph!"

"I've sent someone to send it."

"Go to my room and bring those two old ginseng."

"And that altar of sorghum."

Lao Li reprimanded his son.

Li Changhai had a bitter face at first, but when he heard that he was serving wine for Mr. Mo, he immediately went there happily. Li Fugui also came over, and the two brothers rushed to their father's house.

Ugh!

Looking at the two silly sons, Lao Li couldn't help but sighed.

I don't know who this stupid energy looks like?

Why doesn't it look like he has a shrewd wit at all?

Can I go back now?

Miss Wang, the housekeeper of the Wang family must be pulling Mr. Mo to talk about things.

Now that we have gone, how do people talk about it?

Two silly boys.

Lao Li sighed again after thinking about it, and then pulled out the pipe pot, and began to put the tobacco leaves he baked in it, while filling the tobacco leaves, he thought silently in his heart: "I hope everything is safe and sound, the Wang family is a good person, Mo My husband is also a good man, God, you have to bless the good man! Goddamn, you have to show your spirit to bless the good man!"...

Old Li muttered in his heart.

The Miss Wang family in the back yard waited anxiously.

"Uncle Wang, why hasn't Mr. Mo come back yet?"

"Didn't the tiger and Xiong Xiazi who broke into the village be killed?"

Miss Wang asked.

It has been half an hour since Goethe left just now.

The village is not very big.

Not to mention returning in half an hour, it is rich to stroll back and forth eight or nine laps.

"Miss, don't worry."

"Big bug, Xiong Xiazi was killed."

"It has to be dealt with!"

"Especially the skin, whip, and bone of the big worm must be handled carefully. Although Lao Li was born as a hunter, that method is only for ordinary people. Mr. Mo is not ordinary."

"That's a stranger."

The old king is the old god.

"Alien?"

Miss Wang's eyes lit up when she heard this word again.

She had heard her father mention it more than once.

But when she pressed, her father didn't say anything.

Ask Uncle Wang, but he doesn't say anything.

However, Miss Wang's family is also smart herself. She spent some money from other channels and obtained a lot of information.

Miss Wang's family can't tell exactly what the alien is, she just knows that the alien can be invulnerable, fly into the sky and hide from the ground, call the wind and call the rain, and seem to be omnipotent.