It's Liao Zhai, not Cthulhu

However, the relationship between aliens and people is always a multi-dimensional development, and it is necessary to look at it with a rational eye.

"However, I found something. The manifested thing of your blood should be a natural spiritual thing, right?" Hu Qiye is always a veteran on the road of cultivation, and he explained the essence of Qin Yuelou's spiritual stone monkey in one sentence. .

Yuan Gong can see that Qin Yuelou is a monkey in real life, but it seems that Hu Qiye directly saw through the essence of Lingming stone monkey, which actually surprised Qin Yuelou.

"How do I know?" Qin Yuelou pretended to be confused, although he knew about Lingming Stone Monkey.

Hu Qiye smiled and explained.

"If some natural spiritual creatures appear in the form of scales, feathers, and other creatures, although they may have good nature, they will have some flaws compared with normal humans or other creatures." Hu Qiye pointedly said , "Returning to the original source of blood like you will have an impact on your personality."

"Are you trying to talk about human nature?" Qin Yuelou asked Hu Qiye.

"Well, that's right, so it seems that if these spiritual creatures are cultivated into human form, they either lack kindness, or lack of evil roots, or damage their minds, or lose human intelligence. Spiritual creatures like this have the power to cause chaos. A person reincarnated from a spiritual creature would do the same thing, and judging from your behavior of being able to beat mandarin ducks, what may be lacking is... the root of love." Hu Qiye half-jokingly half-seriously said, " Maybe he is a ruthless person."

"It's just that I lack the root of love. I don't have that kind of worldly desire." Qin Yuelou actually doesn't mind at all if he lacks the root of love, so he can talk about love in this kind of world?He is not so romantic.

"When you meet the person you want to love but can't love in the future, say this sentence again." Hu Qiye wagged his tail narrowly.

"However, after counting the time, it's time for my villain's banquet. Let's go, little brother, do you still remember our plan?" Hu Qiye asked Qin Yuelou.

"That's natural." Qin Yuelou nodded.

"That's good, don't let it go for now." Hu Qiye nodded.

"Okay." Qin Yuelou nodded.

Let's say goodbye to one person and one fox, the person went to the main hall of the mansion garden, while the fox went down the mountain by itself.

The main hall of the mansion garden has long been cleaned by many servants and servants, and all the things have been moved out. Many round tables have been placed in this large main hall. The tablecloth is festive bright red. The lanterns are hung high, and the red double happiness is pasted on the outside of the lanterns.

This Hu Shan'ao and his family are seated upright to show their status as the head of the family.

Looking at the "people" of Shixiangcheng sitting in the center of the main hall, and the people with strange shapes and faces around them vaguely seem to surround them.

Just opening the nose god Chong Longyu, the main hall is filled with all kinds of monsters and ghosts, the Tongyou Dharma Body opens the Dharma Eye, and looks around the whole venue, it is really a monster fog.

There is a little lady whose waist is swinging like a snake, but her cheeks look like an inverted triangle, which is thinner but thinner, but her eyes are also narrow and narrow, like an inverted triangle with Down's syndrome, yes, look at this thing It looks like it came from the set of "Young Boy".

There is a big man with knee-length hands, short legs, thick waist, and well-developed chest muscles, which looks like a gorilla. Maybe he really is a gorilla.

That Yuan Gong was also among them, holding a wine glass in his hand, toasting to Qin Yuelou, Qin Yuelou saluted in response.

There is also a fat giant who is completely limp and boneless and is completely sunk in the chair...

These are not-so-successful examples of changelings.

There are also powder-noodle gentlemen holding swords in their arms, there are also half-aged mistresses who still have charm, and there are milky white snow ball girls...

These are typical examples of the success of the transformation.

The tables on this side are all successful or not-so-successful incarnations, and the tables on the other side are all human or not.

A young man is unsmiling, with the same expression on his face as his dead mother, dressed as a scholar.

There is also a man with small feet dressed as a Taoist, and another is a short, three-foot-tall man who looks like a dwarf, but is wearing bright silver armor, like a general, resembling a...

These are not monsters, nor are they people.

A bunch of monsters, a bunch of ghosts, a group of people, and occasionally some half-demons.

Qin Yuelou looked around, and when he came to his seat, all the folks in Shixiangcheng couldn't see the true nature of the ghosts with their naked eyes, and they were still talking and laughing like that.

Qin Yuelou roughly counted his achievements, and then he heard the servant beside Hu Yuanwai beating the gongs and drums, so the noisy and lively main hall fell silent, and a needle could be heard.

"As the Patriarch of the Hu family, I naturally want to start by saying a few words. In fact, the reason why I invited many friends this time is because my youngest daughter, Lianxiang, is going to marry Sang Taishi of Shixiang City.

Hu Mou can have so many friends here, it really makes the humble house flourish. It's just that Lianxiang and Sang Taishi have a private life in the city, and they also married. I don't know, so, I thought about getting Lianxiang to marry again, so that I would feel relieved when I saw it..." Hu Yuanwai was eloquent.

Qin Yuelou only felt noisy, like a fly buzzing in his ears, just wanted to pull out its intestines and wrap it around its neck ten or eight times before tying it into a dead knot, to talk to the school leaders. Or if the leader talks nonsense about a virtue, Qin Yuelou just wants the world to be peaceful.

The monsters have nothing to say about this, they just need to eat and drink, so how can they care about human etiquette?It doesn't matter whether the host speaks or not, the group should eat and drink, and it is very embarrassing for the people in the middle to be caught in the middle.

In the eyes of the people in Shixiang City, this Hu Yuanwai is an arrogant and informal guy. How can there be a saying that he is married twice?It's not that his wife or husband died, and the people that the Hu member knew were not law-abiding people, but a bunch of lunatics.

But only the ghosts who were human before they were alive looked at Member Hu with a smile that was not a smile, and even the serious scholar had two smiles on his mouth.

A monster doesn't look like a human being, but it doesn't have a monster nature when it's a monster, neither fish nor fowl.

"Yuelou, what are you sneering at?" Qin Jianglong asked the younger son beside him.

"I remembered a happy thing. I just told a joke. There was a fox. After it was cultivated into a human form, it didn't look like a human, and a monster didn't look like a monster. Little trash, ridiculous, ridiculous." Qin Yuelou's voice was not loud. Xiao, the people around were at a loss, and they didn't understand what was the joke in Qin Yuelou's words.

But the gang of ghosts knew Hu Shanao's true identity, and after hearing Qin Yuelou's words, they couldn't hold back their laughter and felt very uncomfortable.

And the not laughing scholar heard this, and saw the scene in front of him, the corners of his mouth were tensed, and he couldn't hold it anymore.

"hahahahahahahahahaha···"

First he laughed, and Hu Shanao's speech was interrupted.

Then the scholar who didn't laugh laughed in the main hall as if there was no one else around, completely ignoring the gazes of others.

Not laughing at a scholar is like bursting out the smiles accumulated in this life at this moment, but this laughter is just an emotionless "haha". That is the so-called [stick reading].

But all of a sudden, a happy atmosphere filled the entire main hall. Although the non-laughing scholar's laughter was emotionless, the surrounding people and monsters felt somewhat happy from the bottom of their hearts.

Those monsters and ghosts all looked at Qin Yuelou with the expression of looking at Lucky, as if they were saying [As expected of you, Qin Yuelou, you did what we couldn't do easily. 】

"The name of this ghost is Buxiaosheng. He was a failed scholar whose parents died early, so he has always had this dead face. It seems that there is nothing worth making him happy. Finally, when he heard someone tell a joke and amused him, he suddenly realized that he had entered the ghost way and realized the ghost art. After that...everyone he met, who could make him laugh, could get his gift. Reward, but if no one makes him laugh, then...he will make that person unhappy, and draw ghost skills from misfortune."

Yuan Gong's voice rang in his ears, it was the sound transmission into the secret, Qin Yuelou looked at it in surprise, and then bowed his hands to express his thanks.

Although I don't know why Yuan Gong would talk to me, it's better to have an explanation than to be confused.

Qin Yuelou rolled his eyes, and then looked at Sheng without a smile.

Then he spoke again.

"Master Hu speaks like an old lady's foot wrap, smelly and long, Mr. Hu speaks like an eunuch going to a food restaurant..." Qin Yuelou paused when he said this.

The three-foot general slapped the table and jumped up from the chair, thinking he was going to hit someone's knee.

"What are you kidding? Let's not talk about it now? What about the next one?"

Qin Yuelou spread his hands and shouted suddenly.

"It's gone down here!"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Eh? There's no one below? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahaha..." Buxiaosheng continued to smile happily.

The vulgar jokes are really tried and tested, just like playing a yellow accent can quickly integrate into the circle of middle-aged greasy men.

"This is a three-foot general. He was a general before he was alive, but he was killed by a treacherous eunuch and saw off five feet, so he hates the eunuch. If you face him, remember not to be taller than him." Yuan Gong continued to remind.

"Okay, Yuelou, don't talk anymore." Qin Jianglong's face darkened, so to speak, why did this child choke on Master Hu again?

But what he said [there is no more below] is really funny.

Although Mr. Hu was interrupted, he still had a smile on his face, and he probably was thinking about wheat skin in his heart.

"Since the honorable guest thinks I'm long-winded, let's get straight to the point, daughter and son-in-law, come out to worship." Hu Yuanwai said.

Lian Xiang was wearing a hijab and her body was trembling, while Sang Taishi looked lost, and walked on tiptoes, looking weird.

Qin Yuelou Tongyou Dharma Eye is not hesitating to operate,

Just looking at it, Sang Taishi had tears streaming down his face, resting on the body's feet, and grasping the body's wrists with his hands.

he died.

One's own soul attached to one's own body.

The festive bright red on her body was extra dark for some reason.

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Qin Yuelou was shocked, and Hu Shanao looked at him with a half-smile, as if he was talking.

Do it, if you have the ability to kill me.

Qin Yuelou looked around, but couldn't find Sang's mother, let alone Li Yu'er.

Qin Yuelou gritted his teeth and glared at Hu Shanao angrily, but Hu Shanao turned his head away, ignoring Qin Yuelou's gaze.

"Bow to heaven and earth." Someone shouted.

Sang Taishi manipulated his own body, resisting it very much, but he couldn't resist the invisible magical power, and bowed to the world with Lianxiang jerky.

"Two thanks to the high hall."

Sang's mother is not there, so she just pays homage to Hu Shanao and Mrs. Hu.

"Happy husband and wife."

The newlyweds were all resisting, and then, the bride's hijab came down, revealing Sang's mother's face, but Qin Yuelou Tongyou could see that it was Li Yu'er attached to Sang's mother.

Everyone in Shixiang City was horrified and confused, what's going on?

"The worship is over, it's time to eat." Master Hu said, as if acquiescing to something.

The monsters over there wiped their saliva one by one and fell off their chairs.

Qin Yuelou lifted the table, but he was already holding two golden hammers for beating drums and urns, but the top of the hammer head was a huge twenty-sided dice.

This is the reward [Golden Dice Hammer of the Drum Urn] given after completing the two achievement tasks of Human-Monster Different Way and Human-Ghost Different Way.

"Fuck you! Hu Shan'ao! You're too much of a bully! You're so humiliating even after you're dead! I'm going to hammer your fucking head right now! Damn you bastard!" Qin Yuelou held two dice hammers in his hand Pointing at Hu Shanao, the fox eyes stared around at the audience.

"If you fucking want to be hammered to death by me, just step forward!"

His body swelled, and the two dice hammers also matched his current body shape. Those ghosts were all shocked by Qin Yuelou's actions. ,

Qin Yuelou looked at Bu Xiaosheng.

"Don't laugh, I heard that if someone makes you laugh, you will be rewarded. If I make you laugh twice, the first reward will be to protect the human race in the field?"

Bu Xiaosheng waved his sleeves, and everyone present was stunned, and then Bu Xiaosheng put them into a book bag.

"Of course it's possible, so I'll give you the second reward on my own initiative... How about putting them all back in Shixiang City intact after the end?"

"Hey, that couldn't be better." Holding a hammer, Qin Yuelou covered his body with a layer of black bone armor, but it looked like an ant. When exposed, the figure swelled several times.

But it didn't turn on the strange power.

"Today, one counts as one, and I will definitely beat you all to death!" Qin Yuelou had just finished speaking.

A black-haired, silver-backed gorilla waved its thick forearms, leaped high into the air with its arms propped up, and was about to land in front of Qin Yuelou.

Qin Yuelou stepped back slightly, making room for a little space, raised the double hammers, and then directly smashed them down, hitting force with force, without any fancy skills, the double hammers of the dice landed on the thick chest muscles of the gorilla. superior.

The hammers were one left and one right, and the numbers on the twentieth face flickered for a while, and the stream of light fluttered between two and twenty-two, and finally both of them froze quickly. It was slow, but they touched the chest muscle of the orangutan monster on the hammer face. The time is over.

The left hammer picks up two, and the right hammer picks up.

One left and one right, the gorilla's chest was hammered into a bloody mess, and even the inner skeleton was broken into stubbles, some even protruding through the body, and the entire upper body was deformed, as if it had been hammered. It's like a piece of paper, but even so, the gorilla still sees less air intake and more air out, and it will die soon.

It looked like an orangutan made of plasticine, the chest muscles on both sides were kneaded and flattened by fingers with different strengths.

It wouldn't be so if it was just a simple eight hundred catties, so it was mainly due to the hammer.

These dice hammers are neither magic weapons nor spiritual treasures. The products produced by the system have the property entry of [indestructible]. Just looking at the heavy appearance of these dice hammers, one knows that the person who can shake must be strong. To say that strength can carry a tripod, at least one must be able to play with a stone lock of [-] catties. This kind of person is generally called innate supernatural power.

After all, the weight of the double hammers is as high as 72 catties. Although the fake form like Qin Yuelou has a bonus to the physique, coupled with the true appearance of the Lingming Stone Monkey, plus [-] spells · great strength, it can be swung freely, but Pretty good too.

This is simply Li Yuanba in another world.

The characteristics of this dice hammer are even more weird. Every time the hammer is swung, the lethality of the dice hammer will be multiplied according to the number of the twenty-sided dice.

In other words, it is two to 22 times random reinforcement, why two to 22?

Because there is no four, it may be considered unlucky, so it becomes two, three, five, six, and so on.

Qin Yuelou's face is not so dark, one is twenty times, the other is ten times,

So the left hammer was nearly [-] jin vigorously, and the right hammer was nearly [-] jin vigorously.

The strength came out through the body and beat the gorilla flat.

Over there, Buxiaosheng and General Sanchi were eating and drinking, General Sanchi looked at Qin Yuelou with radiance in his eyes.

"If this boy has such strength, if he joins the army, he must be a fierce general on the battlefield. It is not a problem for a flying general to be the leader of the enemy army among thousands of armies. With this strength, he is a rare fierce general." San Chi Will praise Qin Yuelou.

"Yeah, even the skill of making fun is quite rare." Bu Xiaosheng also appreciated it.

What kind of experience is it to be favored by two ghosts?Qin Yuelou didn't know, he only knew that his anger had never been so great.