It's Liao Zhai, not Cthulhu

"This universe is... the cosmic egg."

Chapter Fifty-two The Beginning of Shaking People: The Juggernaut (4)

Qin Yuesheng sat lazily in front of the bar counter. This is a clean bar. There are not many people at this time. Blues and blues-style tunes echo in the empty hall. The hall is in a mess, and the waiters have not had time to clean it up.

The smooth marble floor is a bit sticky, which is caused by the wine spilled on the ground. There is also the smell of osmanthus-flavored air freshener floating in the air. Under the smell of air freshener, it comes from the excrement in the toilet Spicy nasal odor mixed with vomit.

Qin Yuesheng lit a cigarette, and the smoke from the blueberries and grapes spread, which made him feel much better.

"Yuesheng, do you believe that there are ghosts in this world?" Xi Ruixuan, a good friend for many years, asked Qin Yuesheng.

The name Xi Ruixuan seems a bit feminine, but Xi Ruixuan is indeed a man. It seems that some people lack five elements in their lives, so they will work hard to make up for the missing five elements in radicals and other places. For example, there are The five elements in his life were all missing, so he changed his name to Zao Muxin,

It may be because Xi Ruixuan owes her life that she is called this name.

Qin Yuesheng stroked the rim of the classical cup filled with wine in front of him, as if he was thinking about something, after thinking for a while, he continued to speak to his friend Xi Ruixuan.

"We have to believe in science. Any strange power and disorder can be explained by science." Qin Yuesheng answered seriously, but met Xi Ruixuan's bloodshot eyes. A slovenly image emerges.

The messy hair is like a chicken coop, the beard is unshaven, and even the nose hairs are stubbornly protruding from the nostrils and fluttering in the wind.

Those eyes were full of fear and uneasiness, even though he tried his best to restrain himself, there was a hint of panic quietly,

Originally, he had a good habit of not smoking or drinking, and for the first time, he called Qin Anyi to drink.

"Although I'm not a psychiatrist, you can also tell me what happened to you. I believe you won't be indiscriminate." Qin Yuesheng patted Xi Ruixuan on the shoulder and took a sip of the wine that he didn't go home tonight. Touching his taste buds, his peeling lips felt a little pain. This was a kind of unconscious self-mutilation, and Qin Yuesheng also enjoyed it.

The wine fell into the stomach pouch along the esophagus, like swallowing a fireball.

"No, you don't understand." Xi Ruixuan said painfully.

"Then why are you crying to me about the hammer?" Qin Yuesheng rolled his eyes and flicked the soot. The middle and second fingers of his left hand had been smoked yellow, forming a perfect dividing line with the surrounding skin color.

"Aren't you a writer of horror novels? I think there is no one around me who understands supernatural things better than you." Xi Ruixuan replied.

"Please, just because I write horror novels doesn't mean I'm a teacher of metaphysics. When Fat Dragon writes about a bookstore, it doesn't mean he's really a zombie. When an air-conditioning repairman writes about Chen Dahui, it doesn't mean he really has a ghost wife. Yang Xuming has a ghost." The wives do not mean that the author has opened a harem,

You people, don't bring novel characters into the author. "Qin Yuesheng has a face like an exam. jpg.

"Then what do you think I can do?" Xi Ruixuan grabbed her hair, leaving a large piece of dandruff, and the lyrics of snowy hair are vivid in her memory.

"So what have you been through?"

"I told you and you wouldn't understand."

"It can't be cured, it can't be saved, just wait to die."

"...Okay, don't believe me when I tell you, when I went home three days ago, I found that my toiletries had been tampered with, and I suspected that Xiao Yin was stealing people behind my back..."

"Tauren?! There is such a thing? Pure love is furious!" Qin Yuesheng was shocked when he heard this, but he came back to his senses, "Something is wrong, isn't Xiaoyin going back to her hometown?"

"How should I put it, she did go home, but the situation was different at that time, because when I went home two days ago, I found someone came in and the door was not closed. I thought it was Xiao Yin who came back, because other than me Only Xiao Yin had the key, so I called her to ask,

She said she wanted to see me more, but I didn't care, and then found that my toiletries had been tampered with, as well as my safety umbrella. I held back, didn't get angry, and just asked around, but Did not get any useful information,

But later, I found out that Xiaoyin really wanted to come back, but she didn't buy a ticket. Later, when I made a video call to Xiaoyin, Xiaoyin was also in her hometown, so Xiaoyin was excluded. , Who is the person who entered my house?

Then when I went home yesterday, I found Xiaoyin’s door was open, and there were other voices inside. I really thought that Xiaoyin secretly brought me a green hat. I was very angry at that time, and then prepared to I went to catch the couple, but when I got to the door, I was scared..."

"The adulterer looks good at fighting?" Qin Yuesheng was puzzled.

"No, that adulterer has the same face as mine, including the same voice, but the woman on the bed is not Xiao Yin." Xi Ruixuan nervously gnawed at her fingers,

"The man saw me, smiled at me, and then continued, ignoring me completely, I felt very weird, my whole body was cold, and the sense of fear for no reason made me very panicked , Then I escaped, and then I came to you."

Qin Yuesheng frowned and lit another cigarette for himself. He looked at Xi Ruixuan with a trace of gratitude in his tone.

"Brother, how do you know I'm Kawen, and you came here to give me some inspiration?" Qin Yuesheng said heartily.

"Damn it, let me tell you that you don't understand." Xi Ruixuan grabbed the cup and slammed it on the bar counter, the fragments flew and scratched his hand, blood flowed out, and the pain and stimulation of alcohol on the wound seemed to be the same. He didn't feel it, he was just dazed and lifeless, his eyes were full of gloom, and then he became more and more frightened.

Qin Yuesheng apologized to the bartender at the bar, quickly settled the bill, and paid for the cup as well.

"That man, he's here, he's here." Xi Ruixuan pointed at the door of the bar,

Qin Yuesheng looked in the direction he was pointing at, frowning, his nose fluttered, he didn't speak,

He just took out a metal cigarette case from the pocket of the windbreaker. He opened the case, and there were thirty of his own hand-rolled cigarettes in it. After taking out a cigarette from it, he held it in his mouth. on, not lit.

"Agou, there's no one there, are you under too much pressure?" Qin Yuesheng asked Xi Ruixuan with concern.

"Obviously there are people, why don't you believe it?" Xi Ruixuan yelled, struggling, but was stopped by Qin Yuesheng, "I see, you are also with him, where is the real Yuesheng? You This fake! Stay away from me and get the hell out of here!

Woo!Don't come here! "

Qin Yuesheng picked up a wine bottle and smashed it on the back of Xi Ruixuan's head, Xi Ruixuan fainted, Qin Yuesheng dragged him to the sofa, then Qin Yuesheng stood in front of him, lit the hand-rolled cigarette,

Under the beige windbreaker, he adjusted the skull tie in front of the white shirt, and then stuffed the lighter into the pocket of the black trousers. The leather shoes beat on the ground to the beat of the music,

The extremely choking smoke permeated the entire hall, and he exhaled a puff of smoke, covered by the smoke, he outlined an illusory silhouette of a human figure, who was about to pinch Xi Ruixuan's neck, but was caught The smoke was firmly locked, unable to move.

"This is a strawberry, this is a blueberry, you are unlucky to meet me."

Qin Yuesheng said with strawberries in one hand and blueberries in the other, he just picked them up from the table he hadn't cleaned up just now.

Saying so, Qin Yuesheng took a deep breath, like a high-power range hood, the outline of the human figure was sucked into Qin Yuesheng's nose along with the smoke.

Satisfied, he sneezed, as if sniffing snuff, and Qin Yuesheng had an expression of satisfaction on his face.

[Normal task - replacement (completed)

How do you confirm that the person you know is really the person you know? (Dolls are prohibited)

Mission reward: 3 redemption points, which have been issued (if Xuan does not save Fei, krypton does not change his life? As long as the krypton gold is ruthless, he can change his life against the sky)]

[Natal Talent: Crying Soul Nose LV1—(2/1000)

Ability—Strengthened Sense of Smell: Distinguish based on the smell, and can smell human emotions after this foundation is strengthened (dog: I may not be a human, but you are a real dog.)

Ability—soul-sucking ghost: It can absorb the existence of spirits below the current level of the crying soul nose, and the absorbed spirits can strengthen the body (Han Paopao, you run and run.)]

[Production Skill: Exorcism Smoke LV3—(30/300)

Materials: black dog blood, rooster blood, rooster tail feathers, cinnabar, tobacco.

Effect: thick smoke, dispelling evil spirits, locking evil spirits, and imprisoning strangeness. 】

"There is a long way to go." Qin Yuesheng looked at the information on the system panel and said while blowing his nose.

After seeing this scene, Qin Yuesheng looked at the dumbfounded bartender and waiter, and took out a golden pocket watch engraved with moon carvings from his pocket. After opening the pocket watch, there was a spiral black and white picture inside the pocket watch. He casually swayed a few times in the air, he said while swaying.

"There are no ghosts in this world,

What you see is the hallucinations caused by exhaustion and excessive drinking and the impact of air currents. After get off work, go home early and go to bed. When you wake up, you will not remember this scene tonight. "

"System, I'll leave the camera to you." Qin Yuesheng said in a low voice, then picked up Xi Ruixuan, and walked out of Qingba effortlessly.

"To be honest, you are really unlucky. If I hadn't given you a good job, you might be gone tonight." Qin Yuesheng said while lighting a cigarette, and then he muttered to himself,

"One thing to say, if there is no system, I might be gone. Who would have thought that the place I, a magician, is going through is actually a spiritual world. Who can stand it?"

This world is a purely spiritual world, not like the world of regular ghosts in which Emperor Huntian lives, but the ghosts in this world can also find bugs to get stuck,

It's just a coincidence that the situation of Qin Yuelou's avatar is similar to that of Tumuren's avatar, but the difference is not too great.

It's just that the situation of the little round-faced Qin Yuelou is that the system has been replaced by a cut-hu and replaced by a Taoist tree.

His system has not been cut off, it just complies with the development of this world and has become what it is now.

As for him himself, he has experienced another experience from birth to adulthood, and he has not developed any reason until now, because the system has been loading, and the abilities he has mastered before are not applicable in this world. Even Dao Xing has completely disappeared,

It's like incompatibility, so I can only get rid of it, and my connection with the ontology achievement system is also cut off.

It can be said that the start was poor and white without even a dog, as if there was something controlling everything behind the scenes,

However, in the past 20 years, not to mention smooth sailing, there has been no catastrophe, but there have been some small waves in the ordinary, just like in the past, Qin Yuesheng actually regarded this world as his third hometown.

It's just that in the past two months, the system that has been loading has finally been loaded.

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"Are you awake?" Qin Yuesheng looked down at Xi Ruixuan who was sleeping on the bed, and Xi Ruixuan only saw Qin Yuesheng in shorts.

"Nanke is beside me?" Xi Ruixuan covered his chest with the quilt in horror, but he found that the clothes on his body were intact.

"Don't get me wrong, I only wear underwear when I sleep, and I like travelers, and I especially like fighting wits with bad travelers. Of course, it would be even better if the bad travelers can be my dog.

By the way, I bought some ginger, do you want to try ginger roasted pork? "Qin Yuesheng said, very indifferently and calmly, not caring what violent words he said at all.

"Is this the second stinging ape?" Although Xi Ruixuan didn't understand, she respected him in awe.

Xi Ruixuan felt it, and it didn't turn into a sunflower, which reassured him a lot. He scratched his head and felt a bulge, and it still hurt.

"What happened last night? Why does my head hurt so much?" Xi Ruixuan seemed to have forgotten what happened last night.

"Oh, you drank too much, you were broken, and you fell down while walking and hit the back of your head. I carried you back." Qin Yuesheng said without changing his expression, he did not reveal the fact that he actually did it himself ,

He also keeps his hands properly. After all, knocking the head, knocking out and knocking to death mainly depends on whether the person can resist the beating.

It seems that Xi Ruixuan is quite resistant to beating,

Otherwise, there might be another ghost in this world.

"However, your house is quite tidy. Have you experienced hallucinations due to too much pressure recently?" Qin Yuesheng said intentionally.

"You brought me back?" Xi Ruixuan, who came back to his senses, realized that he was now at his home. An uncontrollable sense of panic gradually climbed from his back to the back of his head, and a horrifying panic made him lose his voice.

"Abaaba..." He could only be at a loss.

"Hey, hey." Qin Yuesheng responded, and then he folded his arms around his chest, clearly revealing the contours of his muscles.

"I think you are completely under too much pressure. Sitting in the office every day has caused your mid-life crisis to advance. What internal and external hemorrhoids are mixed with hemorrhoids, constipation and kidney deficiency are all here. The unharmonious life in that aspect has caused you too much pressure, so you have hallucinations. Look, when I carried you back, your house was neat and tidy, if you said that someone imitated your face and set off cannons on your bed, would he kindly help you clean up the crime scene?"

"Then how do you explain this?" Xi Ruixuan took out a series of latex products from the drawer of the bedside table.

"..." Qin Yuesheng was silent for a while, "Do you know the secret of my success?"

"?" Xi Ruixuan didn't understand what Qin Yuesheng meant by saying this.

"Myself." Qin Yuesheng said

"Then the fuck?" Xi Ruixuan was obviously shocked.

"Didn't you see how heavy my dark circles are? I haven't slept all night." Qin Yuesheng pointed to his dark circles, and forcibly made a lying silkworm, "Sometimes, inspiration and writing are like, inspiration and thinking Vince is here."

"You're fucking ruthless." Xi Ruixuan threw a series of umbrellas back into the drawer.

"So all strange powers and chaos can be explained by science. Look, you asked me when you drank too much yesterday, do you believe that there are ghosts in this world? I can tell you very clearly today that there are no ghosts in this world. , no one understands supernatural powers better than me, and all fights are nothing more than borrowing ghosts to describe people, using the past to satirize the present." Qin Yuesheng said, pulling his hands apart like a peacock.

"Okay, you can put on your clothes." Xi Ruixuan covered her head and didn't look at Qin Yuesheng.

Qin Yuesheng has been his friend for many years, and he also knows what kind of piss Qin Yuesheng is. This person's logical thinking is a bit different from ordinary people. Normally, no one thinks he is abnormal, but when he is abnormal, he will basically feel that this person has a poet-like appearance and temperament. Underneath is a mad heart,

To put it simply, it is outrageous, evil, like a fucking member of the Demon Cult,

People with low EQ called him crazy, while those with high EQ praised him as the first freedom in the universe.

"So what you think is a ghost is just a hallucination caused by excessive stress. Using a small safety umbrella is more effective than taking any medicine. Go to bed after using it. Never leave stress and fatigue until the next day. Then you will feel refreshed the next day." Qin Yuesheng said while putting on his clothes.

"It's alright, it's alright, stop now, it's embarrassing." Xi Ruixuan was almost convinced by Qin Yuesheng's repeated emphasis, but what Qin Yuesheng said was indeed not unreasonable. He really felt that the pressure was quite heavy recently.

The so-called white-collar workers are actually social animals. Wearing suits and ties make them look like dogs, and they have to endure the difficulties of Party A. They don’t get reimbursed. They run around every day. They can be called the strongest tools. Soy sauce, vinegar, tea, water, electricity and gas, and saving money to get married, can the pressure not be too great?

Qin Yue put on her clothes in a hurry, fast, and tied the last tie in the blink of an eye.

"Today's society is an impetuous society. All kinds of entertainment industries have been born due to the accumulation of pressure, so you should have some entertainment." Qin Yuesheng said meaningfully after straightening his tie,

"Huaqing Lichi No. 36, No. 15, No. 26, all you have to do is add the bell, you know everything, you don't have to thank me, brother."

At this moment, Xi Ruixuan's girlfriend opened the door, came in and heard Qin Yuesheng's words, she gave Qin Yuesheng an annoyed look, saw Xi Ruixuan sleeping on the bed whose smell of alcohol had not dissipated, and then gave Qin Yuesheng a vicious look.

Qin Yuesheng shrugged, looked at the drawer, and then ran to the kitchen.

"Ginger Roasted Pork is ready, um, it's delicious, it's the taste of Miss Ma Riding."

Qin Yuesheng said to himself, then he took out the ginger roast meat and put it on the gas stove,

"I'm leaving first, so I won't bother you, bye." Qin Yuesheng said, and left Xi Ruixuan's house in a hurry.

After going out, Qin Yuesheng lit a cigarette. Looking at the busy traffic in the distance, he couldn't help laughing.

"There are no ghosts in this world, heh, I almost believe what I said." Qin Yuesheng fluttered her nose, sneezed, and walked into the crowd,

He also blended in with all living beings, like an ordinary ordinary person.

-

Qin Yuesheng was sitting in front of the computer with a cigarette in his mouth, and the ashtray was full of cigarette butts. He put these cigarette butts into a flower posture,