It's Liao Zhai, not Cthulhu

"Can it be fake? This store mainly sells spirits, and the previous wines are too soft to suit my liking, so I specially brewed this water of life with a unique wine recipe." Qin Yuelou explained,

"And the stronger the wine, the more it can fuel the fire. Don't think that the fire of this wine will be extinguished after chatting with me for a long time. Moreover, this shop also has the final right of interpretation. If you want to use your brain to make a trick, This store also does not recognize it.”

Li Xiaosi hasn't figured out what this "final right of interpretation" is, but he can also understand that Qin Yuelou has seen his foolishness.

Immediately with a bitter face, he picked up the small bowl, and the strong smell of alcohol that made people want to vomit rushed into his nostrils, and Li Xiaosi retched.

This frightened the other servants, and Qin Yuelou's face suddenly turned dark.

Li Xiaosi looked at Qin Yuelou's dark face and laughed awkwardly.

"Young Master Thirteen, I really can't drink this wine, why don't I go get some reinforcements?" Li Xiaosi thought about the whole devious strategy.

"Just please, if you can drink half a stick of incense and walk in a straight line, I will lose." Qin Yuelou waved lightly.

Then he saw Liu Mou coming, smelling the burning water of life, Liu Mou hurriedly covered his stomach, then Liu Mou ran over, picked up a small bowl and gulped down the water of life.

After drinking, the whole face is wrinkled like an old orange peel.

"Brother, is this wine?" Liu Mou asked Qin Yuelou with a face full of surprise.

"This is what I told you to light the wine with blue flames. Brother Liu, sit down and wait for half a stick of incense. If you can walk in a straight line, I will send you ten jars of wine." Qin Yuelou's smile became more and more vicious .

The ten altars given were all the water of life, after all, not many people were used to drinking the water of life.

Li Xiaosi at the side glanced at Liu Mou, wondering if Liu Mou was a wine holder invited by Qin Yuelou to act, or that the wine was only flammable on the top, but the bottom was still a normal liquor.

Li Xiaosi's mind was moved, he looked at Qin Yuelou, Qin Yuelou felt something in his heart, as if he had seen through Li Xiaosi's thoughts.

"What's the matter? Brother Si? Do you think you can do it again?" Qin Yuelou asked Li Xiaosi with a smile, making gestures to pour another bowl.

"No, no, I'm going to call for rescuers right now." Li Xiaosi laughed hurriedly, exited [Youjia Wine Shop], and went to call for rescuers.

Then Li Xiaosi was still thinking in his heart, saying that the thirteenth young man was early wisdom, this is true.

"However, brother, how do you make this wine? It is indeed genuine wine, but... how should I put it, after drinking this bowl, my alcohol addiction seems to be gone for the time being." Liu Mouqi said.

"Brother, this wine recipe is unique and secret. If you really want to know, why don't we get married, and when I give birth to a daughter, you will let your youngest son marry me?" Qin Yuelou joked .

"Damn, you really know how to joke. When your daughter grows up, my great-grandson will probably hug her hahahahaha." Liu Mou laughed.

"Hahahaha, but I was thinking, brother, I'm afraid the wine bug in your stomach is drunk by my wine." Qin Yuelou looked at Liu Mou.

"Oh, don't say it, I feel like something is going to come out..." Liu Mou first felt something was wrong and raised his head, but he still didn't stop, and suddenly spat out from Liu Mou's mouth. I ordered a meatloaf.

This strip of meat is extremely smooth and covered in red, about two inches long, with a little gastric juice, wriggling on the ground like a fish, like a big red meat worm, with eyes and a mouth, and a big eye on the head of the worm. , but it doesn't fit the proportion of the worm's body, the pupils are round, and there is a small opening under the eyes, and the goal is a little clear and it is creeping towards the wine cabinet.

Qin Yuelou hastily poured the water of life into the small bowl. The fleshy worm bent its body and flicked, but skipped the wine bowl and jumped straight into the wine bottle. The liquor dropped rapidly.

Upon seeing this, Qin Yuelou immediately put the cap on the bottle.

Unexpectedly, the wine worm was still lured out, and I don't know what will happen to Liu Mou in the future.

And the little bug was not interested in the wine bottle, smacking his lips quite humanely, as if he was reminiscing.

"Brother... this, this, this..." Liu Mou was startled and at a loss.

"This should be the wine worm that Monk Fa Hai mentioned. This little guy looks quite unique." Qin Yuelou picked up the bottle, observed the wine worm, and then asked Liu Mou seriously.

"Speaking of which, brother, shall I stuff this bug back for you?"

"Mom, please don't, I didn't feel anything at first, after all, I haven't seen it before, but when I spit it out, I realized that this thing looks like a root. You, brother." Liu Mou reacted with disgust on his face.

"Ah, this? How does this little bug look like a デバ?" Qin Yuelou looked left and right, but he couldn't tell what the bug looked like.

"No, no, I don't want it anyway." Liu Mou waved his hand, retched a little, and walked out the door quickly.

Qin Yuelou looked at the wine worms in the wine bottle, and thought in his heart to keep them and forget about them, maybe they would use them to make wine in the future.

So he mixed other water of life into the wine bottle, and then several spectators at the door came in one after another, wanting to see the wine worm.

Qin Yuelou didn't want to hide it either, and placed it generously on the counter for people to visit.

Even Sang Xiaoming, the prefect of Shixiang City, was among them.

"I have to write this down, it's really strange." Prefect Sang was amazed.

Qin Yuelou looked at this prefect who looked exactly like Brother Xiao Ming, and was also amazed in his heart.

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Qin Yuelou poured the water of life into the water tank, and the water tank has now become a veritable wine tank, and then he took out the wine bottle containing the wine worm.

Unscrewing the bottle cap, the wine worms flew into the wine tank.

Strange to say, the wine worm kept drinking, but its body didn't grow much, but it seemed that it had reached a certain amount, and its big eyes began to split.

Through the intake of alcohol, this splitting process is accelerated a lot.

"Is this wine worm mitotic?" Qin Yuelou observed the wine worm in the wine tank.

He recalled what Fahai said, that when the wine worm stays in the body for a long enough time, the amount of alcohol the host needs to drink will also increase greatly. The body split took over.

It's a pity that he doesn't have professional equipment, and he doesn't have professional knowledge, otherwise he really wants to study this wine worm.

The rate of decline of the liquor in the wine vat is very average, and mitosis is also continuing, so the number of wine worms begins to increase exponentially.

Qin Yuelou fished out a wine worm, and threw it into the water tank prepared next to it.

When the wine worm entered the water, it began to dissolve like a slug with salt.

The fragrance and fragrance overflowed from the water tank, and there was no smell of wine, which may be because it was covered by the pungent alcohol smell of the water of life next to it.

Qin Yuelou watched the wine worm gradually shrink until it finally disappeared, and all the water in the water tank was transformed into wine liquid, which was as clear as a pure mountain spring, but the tangy scent of wine showed that this It's wine not water.

But Qin Yuelou did not take a bite rashly. Instead, he exchanged a monocle from the system for a monocle that was as round as an English pod and as clean as a piece of mica.

【Portable optical microscope (single mirror)】

It looks like a monocle, but it is actually a microscope. Qin Yuelou took a look at the attached instruction manual and quickly got started. Take it out, absorb some wine, and then drop it onto the glass slide that is also included.

Putting the slide into the palm, Qin Yuelou stuck the monocle mirror in the right eye socket, then scanned the retina, and then began to select the magnification according to the movement of the pupil.

The multiplier is magnified, and it is currently at a hundred times. The wine is densely covered with fine particles, and these particles are also moving in disorder.

Qin Yuelou frowned slightly, and found that the problem was not simple.

Although he is not a top student in biology, some simple tricks can still be found. These particles are all doing disorderly movements, just like swimming in a liquid.

Does this mean that these particles are active?

Then it was magnified five hundred times, and this multiple was gradually increasing, and Qin Yuelou's frown, which was already tightly frowned, took on the shape of the word "Chuan".

In the end, around a thousand times over, these active particles showed their true colors.

The body is red, the mouth and eyes are full, and it looks like a cell-sized wine worm.

Qin Yuelou covered the wine vat transformed by the wine worms with a lid and stored it in the warehouse, then scooped up the split wine worms in the water tank one by one and stuffed them into empty wine bottles.

The survival of the wine worms depends on the wine, and the division of the wine worms depends on the wine, so what will happen to these cell-level wine worms when they enter the human body?

Based on this assumption, cell-level wine worms should be quickly killed by white blood cells in a person who does not drink frequently, because they are foreign bodies,

And in a person who drinks a lot, these wine worms will be raised. .

Qin Yuelou continued to observe the situation of the wine worms in the wine liquid, and some of these cell wine worms had begun to devour each other.

Qin Yuelou spit out a flame, dried the alcohol, and even threw the attached glass slide under his feet, crushed it, and crushed it.

"Although this thing can be used to make wine... it's better not to sell it. Although I know indirectly how the wine worm is cultivated, let's wait until I get that magical wine."

For the time being, those wine worms were shelved by Qin Yuelou.

After studying the wine worm, Qin Yuelou also put away the monocle and went back to the front room of the wine shop.

That Sang Xiaoming Taishi was polishing the anecdote he saw today, so he specially borrowed a pen, ink, paper and inkstone from Qin Yuelou to record this anecdote, presumably to be included in the unofficial history, which is only a rural gossip, Sang Taishi wrote Just for fun, after all, the compilation of official history records is his main job.

The position of Taishi is not high, but it is not low. To be precise, the official position of Taishi in Dajing is only to record historical events and compile history books, that is, a historian in the popular sense, but Sang Taishi is just a Taishi of Shixiangcheng.

Taishi will deliver the recorded historical materials to the palace every year, and then participate in the compilation and revision, and finally submit them to the emperor for reading.

But it's not the end of the year, so Sang Taishi is still leisurely, so he was able to wander around early in the morning and see the scene where the wine worm was lured out, and then borrowed a place in a wine shop, and borrowed paper, ink, brush and inkstone to prepare for the record .

"Thirteenth Young Master, what kind of wine were you making in the backyard just now? Just by smelling it, I knew it was a good wine with a lingering fragrance." Sang Taishi also called Qin Yuelou Thirteenth Young Master like others.

Just like those nicknames, the nickname "Thirteen Young Masters" was also printed on Qin Yuelou's body.

Dajing is not emphasizing agriculture and suppressing business, but the steady development of scholars, farmers, businessmen, and the four people in no particular order. Of course, there are also macro-controls by capable people in the imperial court, so the status of the family of merchants is not that low.

So Sang Taishi called Qin Yuelou the "Thirteenth Young Master", which actually meant that some older brothers looked at younger brothers, after all, Qin Yuelou's age was placed there.

"Ah, this one, it's a wine that failed to brew. It only has a fragrance, but it tastes extremely sour, so I'm going to make it into a perfume." Qin Yuelou prevaricated casually.

"Perfume? Oh, you mean rouge gouache, right? Hey? Your word...is quite novel, so I'll write it down tomorrow." Sang Xiaoming said in amazement.

Most of Dajing's situation is similar to the ancient times that Qin Yuelou knew. Women often used rouge and water powder to make up their makeup. Although they didn't have as developed makeup magic as in the previous life, they still had good-looking makeup.

But there is really no such thing as perfume. Most people will choose to wear sachets, but the fragrance in the sachets is weak, and it is mostly used to prevent mosquitoes.

But the wine insect wine really opened up some new ideas for Qin Yuelou, if you can't drink it, why can't you spray it on your clothes to make perfume?But what about those cell wine worms that enter the body through the respiratory tract?Forget it, let's put it on the shelf.

"Speaking of which, Yuelou, can you invite some of your servants to accompany me back later, there will be rewards." Sang Taishi wrote, and asked Qin Yuelou aloud.

"How do you say? Brother Xiao Ming? You are already a grown man, it's time to learn how to go home by yourself." Qin Yuelou joked.

"How can I say this... Every time I go out and go home, I have to pass through a deserted house. After passing through that deserted house, I always feel that something is following me, but when I go back After I turned my head, there was no trace of anyone behind me. I was afraid that I had bumped into something unclean, so I went to ask for an amulet. However, this situation still happened, but I thought about it, how could there be such a thing in the middle of the day? What about some kind of evil spirit? So yesterday I was careful, wandered to a corner on purpose, and then waited at the corner... Guess what I saw?" Sang Taishi asked Qin Yuelou.

"Don't be a fool, Brother Ming." Qin Yuelou replied with a smile, "But let me guess, as the saying goes, in the deserted house, it's either a fox spirit or a prostitute, and the one who can follow you... is either a beautiful woman or a A pretty fox, and you said it was noon,

So I guess it's foxes. "

"Hey, you can do it, it's rumored in Shixiang that the thirteenth young man was born with precocious wisdom. This is true. You are right. He is really a fox. This fox's eyes are extremely agile, and every movement of its claws and every movement of its feet is self-generated." Charming, and the fur is pure white, very beautiful, tsk tsk, that fox is so beautiful, I intend to bring this fox home to raise, but how do you say the guys I brought you will subdue it?" Sang Taishi Ask Qin Yuelou.

Qin Yuelou almost understood, because there were no servants in Sang Taishi's family, after all, Sang's mother liked to do everything by herself, so she saved the servants, so Sang Taishi asked Qin Yuelou to borrow a servant.

"Convince her." Qin Yuelou said casually, and then began to think about it. After all, he was also afraid that Sang Taishi would be tough. If the fox had any morals, Sang Taishi would be in bad luck, or even die. Thirteen Shao Xin is still exquisite, and after a little deliberation, he blurted out.

"You said that the fox's eyes are sharp, and it's also smart when you think about it. If you persuade it, it will probably go home with you, so I suggest that you don't take my servants with you, Brother Sang. The spirit fox was scared away, if it doesn't want to, you won't lose much."

"Hey, what you said is a bit reasonable. It's true that the authorities are obsessed with the onlookers, but are you talking about sleeping? Hey, you kid, you are really precocious. What you said is a good idea, but speaking of it, you have tiger bone wine Sell?" Sang Xiaoming's smile was full of understanding, and then he looked at Qin Yuelou with a smile that all men could understand.

Although I don't know why Sang Xiaoming has such a smile, Qin Yuelou always feels that the man in front of him is a potential Furui control. Although this kind of suspicion is a bit impolite, Qin Yuelou still trusts his intuition of.

"Tiger bone wine, I really don't have it, but I can brew some next time." Qin Yuelou said.

"That's a pity." Sang Taishi lost interest.

"But there is Tiger Whip Wine." Qin Yuelou changed the topic.

"Come to an altar." Sang Taishi was eager to try.

Looking at Sang Taishi's appearance, Qin Yuelou felt more and more that something was wrong. Why is he smiling like this...

The two servants whispered to each other, Qin Yuelou had good ears and heard a few words.

"It's so obscene..."

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Sang Taishi passed by the deserted house as usual, but only a little of the tiger penis wine in his hand was left in his hand, so he simply put the wine jar on the side of the road, and then knocked on the door of the deserted house. I think the white fox is hiding in this barren house.

Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, this is true, it has only been seven days since Sang Taishi was flustered at the beginning to the awakening of Furui's instinct now, when he thinks of the white fox, there is an unexplained heat in his heart.

Sure enough, the white fox was resting in the weeds of the deserted house, and it didn't avoid Sang Taishi after he came. Then Sang Taishi walked over slowly and sat beside the white fox. The white fox felt strange. Looking at Sang Taishi.

The white fox is only using this desolate house to cultivate, and does not interfere with the original owner of the desolate house. That day, seeing the original owner of the desolate house followed Sang Taishi, the white fox wanted to help Sang Taishi. After all, the original owner of the desolate house is not human. It didn't expect Sang Taishi to push the door open and enter, and sat beside him generously.

The white fox looked at Sang Taishi's face, and thought "this human being is so beautiful".

Naturally, Sang Taishi didn't know what the white fox was thinking, so he stroked the white fox's glossy fur affectionately. The fur on the white fox's body refracted a layer of silver light in the sun, and the touch felt rich in layers, as if all the pressure accumulated in the weekdays was exhausted. released.

Sang Taishi fondled the fox, and the white fox also lay on the ground with his belly exposed. The white fox also felt quite comfortable with the blanket along its fur, but stuck out its tongue.

It's just that it felt that Sang Taishi's hand seemed a little dishonest, and it actually started to slide backward along the abdomen.

Sang Taishi touched it and muttered, "Male?".

Then he thought about it again, and then he talked to himself, his eyebrows were flying, and his expression was overflowing with joy.

Sang Taishi was ecstatic in his heart.

"Wouldn't that be better?!!!"

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The next day.