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The man slowly opened his eyes and rubbed his stinging eyes due to lack of sleep.

After casually looking around, he continued to fall asleep again, but just a few seconds later, the man opened his eyes again instantly.

Then he looked at the strange room again, his eyes full of confusion.

He doesn't remember that he went out last night.

Then a strange memory appeared in my mind.

When the man completely received the memory, he murmured in disbelief: "I actually time-traveled, and even traveled to the world of magical mobile phones, and became the hero Lu Xiaoqian?"

The man's original name was Li Xu, a student who had just graduated from the police academy. His dream since he was a child was to be a knight-errant who wields a sword and walks the world.

But because it is a legal society today, he applied for the police academy when he grew up.

And his parents are also particularly supportive, because the three generations of their grandparents and grandchildren are all police officers.

And Li Xu is also very competitive. Although his grades are not top-notch, they are still among the top ten in the school.

So as soon as I graduated, I was assigned to a good work unit.

In order to celebrate, the family called their relatives and had a light meal at home, and it was Li Xu's first time drinking.

Because he was happy, he drank a little more, and the final result was that he was overwhelmed by the alcohol and fell into a deep sleep.

When he woke up again, he traveled to the magical world of mobile phones and replaced Lu Xiaoqian.

As a person of the new era, how could he not have watched the TV series Magic Phone?

When he was still in school, he fantasized that it would be great if he had such a mobile phone, so that he would not have to memorize so many learning materials by rote.

Especially the sentence "Chinese brand 2060 mobile phone, silly girl is at your service."

It is the dream of many people.

The real-life silly girl is the dream lover of many people.

And he also learned from memory that now is the time when the plot of the magic phone begins.

Because just yesterday, he was hunted down by Huang Mei.

The previous body may not have known that it was yellow eyebrows, but Li Xu, who has traveled through time, knows it.

Then Li Xu's eyes lit up, he quickly got up and rummaged through his backpack, and successfully found the crystal doll.

Looking at the crystal doll in my hand, the dream I once had is in front of me, and it would be a lie to say that I am not excited.

Then he tapped the crystal doll's nose excitedly and slowly, but it was different from the expected picture.

There is no such sentence as "Chinese brand 2060 mobile phone, silly girl is at your service, please enter the power-on password."

Lu Xiaoqian looked at the crystal doll in his hand suspiciously, secretly thinking that it shouldn't be, the plot has just begun, and it's true that the one in his hand is a silly girl.

Then he slapped his head and scolded himself for being stupid. The silly girl couldn't turn on the phone at all because her energy was exhausted.

Then quickly dressed and washed, took the backpack and left a sentence "Mom, I won't eat breakfast," and went out quickly.

Lu's mother looked at Lu Xiaoqian, who was in a hurry, not knowing why, and was about to speak, but there was no shadow of Lu Xiaoqian.

............

in the park.

"Eat, eat."

When Lu Xiaoqian heard the voice of the crystal doll, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

While Sha Niu was charging, Lu Xiaoqian pondered and recalled the entire plot of the magic phone, as well as his future plans.

He won't be as stupid as Lu Xiaoqian in the original book, handing over the silly girl to You Suowei.

When he first watched the TV series, he secretly scolded Lu Xiaoqian as an idiot, but he didn't expect that one day he would become the idiot he said.

Lu Xiaoqian felt that the trouble now was Huang Mei and the Bull Demon King.

They must be sent back to the Tang Dynasty as soon as possible, and the two cannot be allowed to stay in modern society.

Huang Mei is fine, but the Bull Demon King finally wants to use the resources of the earth to refine the elixir of life.

How could he agree.

And now that the silly girl is in his hands, there will never be so many copies as in the original book.

Silly girl, one is enough.

In this world, no one more powerful than him is allowed to exist.

But after thinking about it, although he has a silly girl now, if he wants to deal with the Bull Demon King, he might not be his opponent with his strength.

So you still have to ask Sun Wukong for help.

Now Sun Wukong is trapped in the golden cymbal by Huangmei again, if they want to make a move, they have to get Huangmei back to that day first.

They have to be rescued from the golden cymbals before Sun Wukong can help him deal with the Bull Demon King.

After getting them all back to their original time and space, it will be the time for him, Lu Xiaoqian, to rise up.

He will not be like Lu Xiaoqian in the original book, who has the treasure of a silly girl but won't dig it.

He decided to start with the establishment of a technology company. As for the capital?At that time, go to ancient times and get some gold casually, won't you have it?

Besides, in this era, as long as you get some advanced technology casually, there will be a lot of people who will take the initiative to invest. Are you afraid of running out of funds?

Thinking about it, he unconsciously let out a silly laugh.

Seeing this, the nearby passers-by immediately moved away from Lu Xiaoqian. After all, a person suddenly giggling in broad daylight is either insane or mentally ill.

After recovering from his senses, Lu Xiaoqian discovered this scene, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, cursing himself for getting carried away.

After smiling apologetically at everyone, he quickly disappeared into the park with the silly girl.

Everyone in the park pointed at Lu Xiaoqian's back.

..........

call!call!

Lu Xiaoqian patted his chest, looked around, after all, he was young, hadn't been beaten by the society, and had a thin skin.

At this moment, a voice came from the crystal doll in his hand.

"I'm full, I'm full!"

Lu Xiaoqian smiled knowingly, looked around at the deserted park, and tapped the crystal doll's nose.

Then the familiar shrunken silly girl appeared inside the crystal doll, surrounded by green digital information.

[Chinese brand 2060 mobile phone, silly girl is at your service, please enter the power-on password. 】

Lu Xiaoqian calmed down, and slowly said the power-on password: "I love you."

[The password is entered correctly, please enter the mode option, real person mode or mobile phone mode. 】

"Real person mode."

[Please enter the expression state option, you can choose one of the following states. 】

【Silly, sad, bad, cool, happy, ashamed, happy, sad, angry, good. 】

Lu Xiaoqian pondered for a while: "Good boy!"

Then the crystal doll in his hand instantly turned into a silly girl in red leather jacket and leather pants, and black boots appeared in front of his eyes.

[Enter the function options, please select the service you need. 】

Then a green transparent light curtain appeared in front of Lu Xiaoqian.

[[-]. Communication function. 】

[[-]. Traffic function. 】

[Three, medical function. 】

[[-]. Computer functions. 】

【[-]. The function of maintaining social order. 】

[[-]. Memory function. 】

【[-]. Functions of the virtual world. 】

【[-]. Business planning service function. 】

【Nine,……. 】

Chapter 81

"Silly girl, I hate you."

"It caused me to be reduced to such a state, the majestic yellow-browed king."

"Lu Xiaoqian, I'm going to kill you!"

The ragged yellow eyebrow was lying on the ground with his face upside down, looking at the sky angrily.

The mournful and murderous tone resounded in the square.

People nearby whispered to each other when they heard Huang Mei's words.

In their view, it was Sha Niu and Lu Xiaoqian who joined forces to make Huang Mei become like this.

Although everyone felt sympathy for Huang Mei, they quickly moved away when they saw Huang Mei who looked like a beggar.

Huang Mei looked at the blue sky, and the weak voice sounded again: "I'm so hungry, I don't think I, the majestic Huang Mei King, have ever suffered such grievances."

Then he opened the Wanjie chat group.

The Yellow-browed King: "Is there anyone who would do me a favor and give me something to eat, my king is starving to death."

Taizu of Ming Dynasty: "At this time, I know to beg for mercy, now don't say who we are, silly girl's helper?"

It's not Cao thief: "By the way, that silly girl is just a mobile phone, and can make the boy under the Buddha's seat like this?"

Wu Yazi: "It shouldn't be that simple. Only Tony has the right to speak. After all, only he has the magic phone."

Playboy: "I have a magic phone experience card in my hand, but I can only experience it for one hour, so I haven't experienced it yet."

"As for the other magic phone No. [-], I have used it before, and it can indeed travel through time, and it can also turn an ordinary person into a superhuman in a short period of time."

"It's just that it has a limit, that is, how long it can last depends on the power of the phone."

"In theory, as long as there is enough power, an ordinary person can always have superhuman abilities."

"I let Pepper use No. [-], and the strength shown is comparable to me after fusing the super serum."

"And number ten's ability is just to copy silly girl's."

Qiangu Yidi: "Although I don't know what a mobile phone is, but a mobile phone can have such capabilities, it can be called a miracle."

The most beautiful emperor: "Why don't you summon the silly girl and let us see what kind of mobile phone it is that can be so powerful."

Seeing that everyone in the chat group ignored him, the king with yellow eyebrows instantly felt that he had been hit again.

King Huangmei: "Is there no one to send some food to my lord? At that time, my lord will exchange it with Tang monk meat."

Uncle Jiu: "Oh! Although it's a bit cruel to say it, but King Huangmei, you will never be able to eat Tang Monk meat."

King Huangbrow: "Impossible, how could this king not be able to eat the Tang monk's meat, his Monkey King is now trapped in the golden cymbal by this king."

"As long as I find silly girl, I can go back to Xiaoxitian and eat Tang Monk meat."

"My lord understands, you are jealous of my lord, jealous of my lord's immortality after eating Tang monk's meat, so you want to lie to my lord, right?"

Great Ming Taizu: "At first we felt sorry for you and wanted to give you something to eat, but you said we were jealous of you, so we didn't want to give it to you."

"Don't talk about whether you can live forever if you eat Tang's monk meat, but even if you can live forever, so what, can you eat it?"

"But we are different. Even if there is no Tang Monk meat, we can still open the cans and produce elixir of life, ginseng fruit, oh yes, and flat peaches."

King Huangmei: "If you want to lie to me, I will not be fooled. How can the ginseng fruit of Zhenyuanzi Daxian be so easy to get?"

"And the flat peaches, which only the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and the gods in the heavens can enjoy, and only in every flat peach meeting, can you eat them?"

Daming Taizu: "We have a bad temper, @无头子, post the video of you prescribing the elixir of immortality and flat peaches, and let this weasel see if it's real."

[Da Ming Taizu uploaded a file. 】