Datang: Empress mother-in-law sent Li Er to test me

Datang: The queen mother-in-law sent Li Er to test me for drinking tea and making steamed buns

Introduction: Zhang Dun, who is obviously very strong but overly cautious, travels back to the Tang Dynasty and finds a fiancée. He intends to live his life in obscurity, but unexpectedly, this fiancée turns out to be the jewel in Li Er's palm, Princess Li Lizhi of Changle!

The Queen's mother-in-law was very angry, thinking that Zhang Dun had abducted her daughter. Seeing that her daughter liked him very much, she decided to send Li Er to test Zhang Dun.

Li Er: "Zhang Dun, I'm here to test you!"

Zhang Dun sighed: "How is it so difficult to be an unknown ordinary citizen!"

Chapter 1 Changzhi, how much do you look like Empress Changsun

"On the first day of June in the first year of Zhenguan, it has been half a year since the Empress Dowager's mother was in the world. Up to now, 2000 palace maids have been released. Every time the palace cries loudly, there are countless people kneeling down to thank and worship, and the people are full of praise... ..."

In Chang'an City, in an ordinary house in Yongyangfang, on a stone table in the courtyard, there are official newspapers, which describe what happened in the palace.

Below the official newspaper, there is a portrait of Empress Changsun wearing a phoenix robe.

A handsome scholar in a green shirt looked down carefully with his hands folded on his shoulders. The more he looked at the portrait, the more he felt familiar. He raised his head and glanced at his fiancée who was packing clothes in the house.

It has been half a year since he returned to Datang, and he picked up this fiancée on the way from Wannian County to Chang'an County. Seeing her squatting helplessly by the side of the road, he brought her back.

Her name is Li Changzhi, she is 16 years old, she is young, but she is very beautiful and considerate.

Just returned to Datang from Hyundai, and Zhang Dun couldn't get used to it the week before. Fortunately, she helped to take care of him, otherwise he would have jumped into the river and returned to Hyundai.

They come, the security.

Zhang Dun has also resigned to his fate now, come back when he comes back, he in Datang is also sunny and handsome now, and now he has picked up a fiancée, so he can live a low-key life in the future.

But after reading this official newspaper, Zhang Dun was surprised to find that the portraits of Li Changzhi and Empress Changsun were somewhat similar.

The portrait of Empress Changsun in the official newspaper has the feeling of a future sketch, and is very particular about realism. Empress Changsun has an oval face, and her girlfriend Li Changzhi also has a classic and beautiful oval face.

At this time, thin beads of sweat appeared on Li Changzhi's forehead. He lowered his head and counted his clothes seriously, as if feeling Zhang Dun's gaze, he raised his head to look, blinked his bright eyes and said, "Mr.

Zhang Dun picked up the official newspaper and faced her with the portrait of Empress Changsun, jokingly said:

"Chang Zhi, have you noticed that your facial features are somewhat similar to the current Empress Changsun?"

Li Lizhi's heart tightened, and she immediately gave Zhang Dun a pair of beautiful white eyes, and said crisply:

"If the servant's family has even a little relationship with the empress, can we still live in such a remote place in the city? Haven't we moved to Pingkangfang long ago?"

Zhang Dun thinks so, Yongyangfang is considered the most southwestern corner of Chang'an City, and people who come and go are unwilling to pass by here, so in addition to barely being able to live here, people who want to go to the West Market to buy daily necessities have to walk more than ordinary people. Half a day's journey.

It is completely incomparable with the prosperous Pingkangfang.

Zhang Dun went up to help her pack her bags and asked, "Chang Zhi, how long have you been back?"

Li Changzhi tied the burden with a knot and said:

"I'm afraid it will take half a decade. I have been away from home for half a year this time. I don't know if the family is in a hurry, so I want to go back and have a look."

"In addition, the slave family and the lord have been together for half a year. Although there is no real husband and wife, the slave family has made an oath that in this life, you will not marry unless you are the king. When the slave family returns, you must tell the family members. First, to reassure them. Second, The slave family also wants the family to fulfill us..."

At the end, Li Changzhi's face turned red and his voice became much weaker.

Zhang Dun smiled and said, "Then I'll wait for your good news at home?"

Li Changzhi nodded with a sweet smile, suddenly thought of something, and said seriously:

"Lang Jun, after my family returns, you must eat something for three meals a day at home. The meat and vegetables slave family bought some from the West Market and put them in the kitchen. Your stomach is not good, so you must cook your meals." Eat it softer, and..."

Listening to Li Changzhi's instructions, Zhang Dun felt that staying in this Tang Dynasty was not too bad, and he felt warm in his heart, and said with a smile:

"I will keep in mind what my parents said, and I will do it according to the facts. Maybe I will gain three or five catties when you come back."

"Do what you say!" Li Changzhi laughed, and then walked out of the house side by side with Zhang Dun.

Zhang Dun had already hired a carriage for her and parked it outside the house.

Li Changzhi waved his hand and said, "My family is gone!"

Zhang Dun looked solemn and said, "Just leave like this?"

Hearing this, Li Changzhi blushed pretty, raised his head to look at Zhang Dun, and suddenly stood on tiptoe and kissed Zhang Dun on the cheek, his face was flushed and he hugged his bundle, and said in a voice like a mosquito, "Is this all right?"

The seriousness on Zhang Dun's face did not decrease in the slightest, and he said, "Chang Zhi, you are going home this time, and the journey is not close. What if you encounter bad guys on the road and get injured?"

"The ancients taught us that a gentleman hides his weapon in his body and waits for the opportunity to move."

"Come on, take this with you."

With that said, Zhang Dun turned and went back to the house, took a cloak, and put it on her personally.

Li Changzhi felt his body sink, and looked at him dumbfounded.

She didn't even have to guess, she knew what was inside.

Li Changzhi said cautiously: "Lang Jun, I'm going home, can I not do this? It's summer now."

"Be good, be obedient." Zhang Dun taught anxiously: "How did I teach you before, caution can catch thousands of cicadas, and careful sailing can last thousands of years. You must be cautious in everything. If you are not cautious, you will inevitably suffer losses."

"Be more cautious, and the ones who suffer are others!"

Listening to Zhang Dun talking about the truth again, Li Changzhi grabbed his arm and said coquettishly: "Okay, okay, I will listen to you, and I will go back wearing this!"

Zhang Dun nodded in satisfaction and sent her to the carriage.

Accompanied by a crisp whipping sound, the carriage slowly drove out of the gate of Yongyangfang.

When the carriage drifted away until it disappeared from sight, Zhang Dun just turned around and went back to the house. Thinking of the past, he shook his head.

His name is Zhang Dun, and he was also called by this name before he crossed over. To this day, he still doubts how he crossed over.

Is it because it was too high-profile before?Annoyed the gods and couldn't stand it anymore, and told himself to travel back to the Tang Dynasty?

Zhang Dun was a little puzzled, it didn't make sense, he was just an ordinary college student with a cautious personality.

Those high-profile, are forced to ah.

When he took the college entrance examination as a science student, he was recruited by famous schools with perfect scores in all subjects.

But Zhang Dun felt that this was too eye-catching, so he chose to repeat it.

This time, he chose to take the college entrance examination as a liberal arts student. What made him depressed was that he was the number one student in the college entrance examination again.

In order to keep a low profile, he chose to attend an ordinary junior college.

Later, he participated in debate competitions held by various schools around the world.

He felt that No.1 was too showy, so he decided to take the second place. However, the debate level of his peers was so poor that the organizer wanted to award him No.1.

In order not to take the first place, he chose to debate with a world-renowned foreign scholar present to show that he was not capable enough to be the first.

That scholar later became his disciple, which made Zhang Dun ponder for several days.

Then again, I was taken by my father to watch a boxing match, and that match was a match between foreign star fighters who were all looking forward to the boxing championship.

In the end, for some unknown reason, the two people in the arena suddenly lost control of their emotions, ignoring all the rules and fighting from the stage to the audience.

Seeing that he was hit by his side, in order to prevent his father from being affected, Zhang Dun went up and hit two with one.

Out of caution, out of being too ostentatious, he only needed to punch them twice to stop them.

But Zhang Dun chose to punch four times.

As a result, the two foreign star players were almost killed.

Facing the media afterwards, Zhang Dun sternly reprimanded that it was not that he was too strong, but that the opponent was playing fake matches!

Until later, the media took out the medical records from the hospital and said that all their injuries were caused by him.

Zhang Dun shouted that the medical level of the hospital was not good enough, so he ran over to confirm it himself.

As a result, because he successfully treated two patients who were issued critical illness notices, they were presented with a magic doctor pennant by the family members of the patients in front of the media.

Later, I went to watch NBA games with my mother. At that time, he had become a global public figure because of the boxing match incident.

The organizers of the NBA hoped that he could also participate. Under the expectant eyes of his mother, Zhang Dun decided to give it a try.

As a result, in that match, several opponents retired. In the entire match, Zhang Dun's team crushed the opponent with a score of 100:0. All because of him.

Zhang Dun collapsed, and asked those players afterwards, are you playing me?I didn't use all my strength!

What made Zhang Dun angry was that some bastard actually recorded a video behind his back and posted it on the Internet, making him famous again!

Because of that video and his previous deeds were unearthed, countless netizens commented on him, "This person is obviously strong but too cautious"!

All of a sudden, Zhang Dun was a little thankful that this trip, coming to Datang, was finally able to get rid of his previous experience and forced high-profile reputation.

"When I come to Datang, I want to live a low-key life!"

"I want the world to forget my existence!"

Zhang Dun said silently in his heart.

Chapter 2 The queen mother-in-law sent Li Er to test me

Watching the figure behind the carriage gradually disappear, Li Changzhi heaved a sigh of relief, hugged the burden in his arms, bowed his head and muttered to himself:

"Didn't you say that you don't like to show your face? Why do you want people to print their portraits in official newspapers? It's really worrying..."

At this moment, the carriage stopped suddenly.

The trembling voice of the coachman came in: "Little, little, little lady, we are surrounded by officers and soldiers!"

officers and soldiers?Hearing this, Li Changzhi raised his white wrist and raised the curtain of the car to look.

On the whole street from Yongyangfang, on both sides of the 100-meter-long wide road, from front to back, every one meter stands a burly guard wearing a beast-painted shirt.

And at the very front stood a middle-aged man with a sword who was also wearing a beast-painted shirt.

Li Changzhi recognized the identities of these people in an instant, sighed, put on a big cloak, picked up the bag and got out of the carriage, looked up at the middle-aged man standing there, and said softly: "It's my father and mother who asked you to come and pick me up. of?"

The middle-aged man was a little puzzled as to why Princess Changle was still wearing a cloak in the summer, but he did not ask any further questions, and said solemnly with his fists clasped:

"According to His Majesty's orders, my minister Li Junxian will lead 200 guards from the imperial army to welcome Princess Changle back to the palace!"

Li Changzhi hummed, and looked back at the house in Yongyangfang where he lived, the catkin holding the burden clenched a little.

Sir, wait for news from my slave family!

The slave family must let father and mother fulfill us!

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Taking Zhuque Street as the central axis, Chang'an City is divided into two counties, Chang'an and Wannian, with 110 squares under its jurisdiction. Between the squares and cities, there are two cities.

Viewed from a height, it looks like a chessboard.

At the northern end of Suzaku Street, there is an imperial palace called Taiji Palace.

The Lizheng Hall in the Taiji Palace is the queen's bedroom.

At this moment, Empress Changsun, who was wearing a phoenix robe and was somewhat similar to the portrait in the official newspaper, looked at Li Lizhi, who was bowing her head silently and wearing a cloak, with a blushing face. Forehead, angrily said:

"Lizhi, your mother is the queen, and your father is the emperor. How can you just give yourself to an ordinary person without even saying a word?"

"You are my Tang princess!"

Li Changzhi, real name Li Lizhi, Princess Changle of the Tang Dynasty, was regarded as the jewel in the palm of the emperor.

Because she refused to obey her father Li Er's arrangement to marry the eldest Sun Chong, Li Lizhi chose to escape marriage and left the palace in a fit of anger in the face of her father's pressing every step of the way. It has been half a year now.

During these six months.

Li Lizhi chose to be Zhang Dun's fiancée and lived in Yongyangfang.

It wasn't that no one came to search during the period, but relying on the makeup skills Zhang Dun taught her, she successfully escaped the searches again and again, and also succeeded in making the people in the palace mistakenly think that she had escaped from Chang'an City.

Empress Changsun said with a stern face, "Your father is wrong in every possible way, and you shouldn't do this. If the news spreads, you disobeyed the imperial decree, escaped marriage and divorced, and made your own way to submit yourself to an ordinary person as a princess. You let your father Where do you put your face?"

Li Lizhi raised her head and retorted with red eyes: "Mother, Zhang Dun is not an ordinary citizen, he is very talented!"

Empress Changsun snorted coldly, "If he is really talented, why didn't he come out to be an official? Could it be that he can't shine in the temple?"

"My mother sent someone to investigate the husband you chose. He is an ordinary citizen. Even if he is really talented as you said, do you understand his virtue?"

"Of course I understand!" Li Li said in a serious voice: "I have been with him for half a year, and he hasn't touched his daughter so far. It was her daughter who took the initiative..."

Hearing this, Empress Changsun felt her breathing slowed down a beat, and said in a trembling voice, "You take the initiative? What are you taking the initiative for?"