Datang: Empress mother-in-law sent Li Er to test me

Zhang Dun opened his mouth and was about to say a few words to him, when he suddenly remembered that he had decided to keep his voice low-key in the future, so he took a sip from the wine jar, and frowned:

"It's not that your wine is not strong enough. How can it be considered wine? This wine maker deliberately took the dross and discarded the essence?"

This is the wine that I brewed myself. Whoever takes a sip of it will not admire it, and you will deliberately take the dross and discard the essence?

Li Er bared his teeth angrily, picked up the wine jar Zhang Dun brought, and poured it into his mouth while holding back his anger, "I'll try your wine too!"

Seeing him drinking like this, Zhang Dun couldn't help being startled. When he tried to stop him, Li Er had already taken a big gulp.

When the wine entered his belly, Li Er's whole face turned red, feeling as if his stomach had been scalded, he gritted his teeth and said, "Good wine, what's its name?"

Zhang Dun looked at him in amazement, this was the first time he saw someone who dared to drink like this, and said: "I made this wine myself, and named it Erguotou."

"What a Erguotou!"

Li Er rubbed his forehead, endured the feeling of dizziness, pointed to the two jars of wine on the table and said, "Can I take it away?"

Zhang Dun said with a smile: "There is a lot of this kind of wine at home, if you like it, bring a few jars back home."

Li Er hummed, and gave Li Junxian a look, and when Li Junxian went out with two jars of wine in his arms, he cupped his hands and said, "I'll come back tomorrow, and I'm leaving."

After speaking, he staggered out of the door.

Zhang Dun followed behind him, and when Li Er got into the bullock cart, he suddenly thought of something, shook his sleeves, and the small ax, dagger, and dagger slipped out immediately, and handed them to Li Er:

"Second uncle, take this with you, it will be safer when you go home. The ancients said that a gentleman hides his treasures in his body. We have to learn from the ancients!"

Don't spoil the ancients!Li Er almost yelled, but he was dizzy and uncomfortable, and he didn't have the heart to bother with him about the address and the problem of hiding his possessions, so he waved his hand and told Li Junxian to drive away in the bullock cart.

Chapter 4 Why is Zhang Dun so evil?

Walking halfway, Li Er finally recovered from the alcohol, and said to himself with lingering fear:

"What a strong wine, Jun Xian, take a sip and try it."

Li Jun made a promise, picked up the opened Erguotou, took a sip, and immediately widened his eyes, "Good wine!"

Unwillingly, Li Er pointed to the wine he brewed, "Take a sip of this too."

Li Junxian quickly took another sip, this time he was silent for a long time, before he said bravely: "It's also good wine."

"..." The corners of Li Er's eyes twitched a few times. He couldn't see that the wine he brewed couldn't compare to the Erguotou brewed by Zhang Dun. He sighed and said, "I'm stumped."

This time I went to Zhang Dun's house to meet him, and I was confident that I could cry bitterly what Zhang Dun said, but it didn't even pass a quarter of an hour, and I ran out first in a panic.

If he went back like this, how would he explain to Empress Changsun?

Li Er's face was cloudy and uncertain, he watched Li Junxian driving the ox cart towards the palace, and said, "I won't go back to the palace, I'll wait here, you will help Fang Xuanling, Yuchi Jingde, Cheng Yaojin called over, remember to make them wear casual clothes."

Li Junxian cupped his fists and said, "No."

Not long after, Fang Xuanling with a fat face, Yuchi Jingde with skin as dark as black charcoal, and Cheng Yaojin with beard and beard came over behind Li Junxian in casual clothes.

"Chen Fang Xuanling, minister Yuchi Jingde, and minister Cheng Yaojin, pay my respects to Your Majesty."

Walking up to Li Er, the three bowed to each other.

"This is not the court hall, so there is no need to be formal." Li Er waved his hand, looked at the three of them solemnly and said, "Do you know why I asked you to come here in casual clothes?"

Fang Xuanling and Cheng Yaojin shook their heads.

Yuchi Jingde grinned and said, "Your Majesty, if you have something to do, just order it!"

Li Er hummed, and told them about Princess Changle, and then talked about Zhang Dun's house, and ran out in embarrassment within a quarter of an hour.

Fang Xuanling, Yuchi Jingde, and Cheng Yaojin were stunned when they heard that Princess Changle actually found an ordinary citizen as her husband?

Li Er was called out by Empress Changsun to test him, but under Zhang Dun's hands, he didn't last for a quarter of an hour?

"I have tasted His Majesty's wine. It is definitely the best wine in the world. How can it not be as good as that brewed by Zhang Dun? I have a taste."

Yuchi Jingde said suspiciously, walked up to the two jars of wine, picked up the opened jar of wine, and poured it directly into his mouth.

Li Er's expression changed, it was too late to dissuade him.

"Forehead……"

After Yuchi Jingde drank the wine, his whole body shivered, as if his stomach was burning, he took a deep breath, put down the wine jar and grinned: "Good wine!"

The voice just fell.

He staggered a few times, then fell to the ground with a plop, blushing and didn't get up for a long time.

Fang Xuanling and Cheng Yaojin gasped while watching, Fang Xuanling said in disbelief: "This wine is too strong!"

Cheng Yaojin's expression was even more dignified, Yuchi Jingde's drinking capacity was not comparable to even him, it is not an exaggeration to say that Yuchi Jingde never gets drunk after a thousand cups.

But now, Yuchi Jingde was overwhelmed by Erguotou?

Li Er looked at Yuchi Jingde with an ugly expression, he asked you to come and help, did you screw yourself up first?Why are you here to help?

"Xuanling, I know you have many ways to do it, so come and think of a way for me."

Li Er looked at Fang Xuanling, and said in a deep voice:

"I'm here to test Zhang Dun on behalf of Guanyin's servant girl. I can't just let Zhang Dun handle it with two jars of wine."

Before Fang Xuanling could speak, Cheng Yaojin smiled and said:

"Your Majesty, I have a solution. Isn't that Zhang Dun at home alone? I will go to his house now and embarrass him."

Seeing Li Er's confused expression, Cheng Yaojin patiently explained:

"Think about it, Your Majesty, what is the identity of Princess Changle, and what is his identity as Zhang Dun! If Princess Changle is really married to him, and someone knocks on the door in the future, what will he do to protect the princess?"

"Your Majesty, go and try his skills. If he is just a scholar with no strength, His Majesty will have every reason to refuse to be together!"

Hearing this, Li Er's eyes lit up, "This is a good way, you can try it!"

"No!" Cheng Yaojin grinned, then followed the door Li Junxian pointed at, took a deep breath, kicked the door, and shouted: "Open the door for me!"

boom! !

Accompanied by a heavy muffled sound, the wooden door was not kicked open, but Cheng Yaojin screamed.

Li Er, Fang Xuanling was standing behind the wall not far away, startled by his screams.

Cheng Yaojin fell to the ground, clutching his calf, and excitedly yelled in Li Er's direction, "Why is it an iron gate!"

Li Er: "..."

Li Junxian: "..."

Fang Xuanling: "..."

The three of them looked at Cheng Yaojin who was lying on the ground in bewilderment, and then at the gate of Zhang Dun's house.

The door is a big iron door?

Iron is a relatively valuable thing in the Tang Dynasty, and it is too extravagant to use it as a door!

"No!" Li Er muttered, "I remember when I knocked on the door just now, the door was definitely made of wood."

"How could it be a gate made of iron?"

Li Junxian said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, is it possible that he just replaced this door?"

Li Er suddenly said: "It is possible."

The absurd thing of replacing the wooden door with an iron door cannot be done by others, and Li Er feels that Zhang Dun is not sure.

Fang Xuanling listened in a daze, why did the person you mentioned sound so evil!

crunch!At this moment, the door opened.

Li Er, Fang Xuanling, and Li Junxian hurriedly looked around.

Wearing a green shirt, Zhang Dun opened the door with a confused face and came out. He saw Cheng Yaojin lying on the ground and asked, "You were the one who knocked on the door just now? What are you doing? You knocked so loudly?"

Cheng Yaojin pointed at the gate and said excitedly: "You are sick, why install iron gates for your house?"

Zhang Dun was stunned, and then wondered: "This is my house, what kind of door I installed, what does it have to do with you?"

"..." Cheng Yaojin opened his mouth, but couldn't find anything to refute him.

Zhang Dun asked: "You haven't answered me yet, what are you doing knocking on the door so loudly?"

Cheng Yaojin supported the ground and stood up, bared his teeth and said, "I'm upset today, I'll use you to relieve my boredom!"

"Look at the fight!"

After finishing speaking, Cheng Yaojin raised his sandbag-sized fist and punched Zhang Dun hard on the cheek.

really?Zhang Dun narrowed his eyes and looked at him, and when Cheng Yaojin was approaching, he raised his palm and slapped him violently.

Cheng Yaojin paused, raised his elbow to block it.

However, Zhang Dun's slapped palm was faster and hit Cheng Yaojin's face heavily.

Snapped! !

Accompanied by crisp applause, Cheng Yaojin felt his whole body being slapped five meters away, spit out blood with a puff, sat on the ground with his head down, motionless.

"Where is this neuropathy?"

Zhang Dun flicked his palm like a fly, without even looking at Cheng Yaojin who was lying on the ground, he muttered and gently closed the door.

"..."

In the distance, Li Er and Fang Xuanling looked dumbfounded.

Li Junxian was even more chilled. At Zhang Dun's house just now, if Zhang Dun wanted to do something to Li Er, he would not be able to protect him at all!

Li Er was the first to come back to his senses, first asked Li Junxian to look at Cheng Yaojin, then looked at Fang Xuanling, and said solemnly: "Xuanling, what do you think?"

Fang Xuanling raised her head to meet Li Er's gaze, arched her hands solemnly and said:

"I congratulate Your Majesty on getting a son-in-law!"

Li Er: "..."

Chapter 5

This is different from what I thought, Li Er said silently in his heart.

At this time, Cheng Yaojin was holding his swollen cheeks, and was supported by Li Junxian, walked over, saw Li Er's concerned eyes, smiled wryly and said:

"He has such a good skill, Your Majesty, why didn't you inform me in advance, if I didn't choose to pretend to be dizzy, I would have died in his hands right now!"

"If you hadn't done it, I wouldn't have known he was so skilled."

Li Er rubbed his forehead, feeling the strength of the wine coming up again, "All of you follow me back to the palace."

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Taiji Palace, Lizheng Hall.

Empress Changsun looked in disbelief at Li Er who came back, and Fang Xuanling and Cheng Yaojin standing behind him, and said, "Your Majesty, you have been out for less than half an hour, and the test is over?"

With a wry smile, Li Er told her exactly what happened at Zhang Dun's house.

Empress Changsun was surprised: "Is he so powerful? Even Cheng Zhijie can't beat him?"

"I can't just beat you." Cheng Yaojin rubbed his swollen cheeks, and said helplessly, "I can feel that Zhang Dun didn't use all his strength. If he used all his strength to deal with Chen, I'm afraid he would have died at that time."

Empress Changsun looked at Li Erdao:

"Zhang Dun has such skill, if he goes to the battlefield, he must be a fierce general."

"And he can brew such a strong wine. If it is sold in the East Market and West Market, it will surely make a lot of money every day."

"Second brother, Lizhi has a good eye."

Li Er hummed, "That's right, this Zhang Dun does have some skills."

Empress Changsun frowned and said: "However, fighting on the battlefield is dangerous after all. If he is allowed to go to the battlefield, what will happen to Lizhi if something happens?"

After finishing speaking, Empress Changsun looked at Li Er, "Second brother, your trip has returned without success."

"I was careless." Li Er sighed.

It's a mistake to drink!

If he hadn't drunk Zhang Dun's self-brewed wine at that time, he wouldn't have nearly fainted from it.