Alien High Lord

Inside, there were more than a dozen people lying on the ground with nothing to do, chatting about some topics that were not suitable for children.

Now that there is no means of entertainment, only this kind of topic can make them spend their time happily.

"Yo, Joey, I just said that there are no interesting things outside the valley, and you may encounter monsters, believe it now?"

As soon as Joey entered the manor, people around him said jokingly.

Joey didn't respond, but glanced at these people.

These are his acquaintances in Winter City, and they are also drinking buddies.

They were not lucky enough to be assigned to this big manor.

It was just seeing that the manor was good, so through threats and intimidation, the people in the manor were forced to exchange residences with them, so that they could get together.

Joey felt that these people should want to return to Winter City just like himself.

After all, they were called bastards in Winter City. They liked to drink too much, but they didn't like to work. How could they endure this kind of life in the valley.

"Hey, Joey, what's the matter with you, you look a little strange?"

Someone saw that Joey's face was wrong, and asked again.

But this time Joey spoke and said, "Do you want to go back to Winter City?"

As soon as the words came out, everyone was stunned, and the next moment someone frowned and asked: "Joy, what do you mean? You don't know that we can't pay the family tax, and we can only become slaves when we return to Winter City .”

"Not necessarily," Joey said with a grin, "Guess who I met just now, it's Alec Knight."

"Alec Knight, that bastard knight that I often meet in taverns, I accidentally touched him before, and I couldn't get out of bed for three days after being beaten by him, bastard, I greeted him kindly for those three days. mother."

Joey frowned and said: "That was all in the past, now we have a chance, as long as we complete the task of Alec Knight, not only can we return to Cold Winter City, but also get a lot of money The reward is enough for all of us to live happily for a while."

"Joy, do you believe what Alec Knight said? Did you not drink for a few days, making your brain abnormal?"

Joey grinned and said, "Of course I don't believe what Knight Alec said, but what if it's the great knight Yolande, the son of the city lord?"

……

Joey left the manor with a dozen accomplices, and they came to the construction site in the new town, looking for someone.

It has been several days since they came to the valley. Although they are not familiar with the orcs and dwarves, they can talk to the earliest batch of humans.

Therefore, they knew that the senior blacksmith of the dwarves was a female dwarf named Dozina.

And Dozina also has a father who has no fighting power-Doge.

Soon, Joey found Dog's figure.

They didn't act in a hurry, and waited until Doge began to rest before slowly following up.

At this time, Doge sneaked into an empty alley, then took out a bottle of low-quality ale from the corner, and poured it into his mouth.

No drinking at work was strictly stipulated by Li Fan, but for a dwarf who is addicted to alcohol, it is impossible to completely hold back.

Occasionally, Doge secretly treats himself with a bottle or two.

"Hey, I smell alcohol"

Just as Doge finished half a bottle of ale in one breath, someone's voice suddenly came from outside the alley, and then a group of people walked in.

Joey looked at the ale in Doge's hand and said angrily, "It really is wine, it's not fair, why can you drink it? It's been a long time since we've had wine."

Speaking of Joey, the others approached Doug.

Doge was a little embarrassed. If it got out, Li Fan and Dozina would probably have to talk about it again.

Doge smiled and said to Joey: "Boy, those who work hard should be rewarded. As long as you work hard, you will have a chance to drink soon, but before that, you can enjoy yourself first."

With that said, Doge handed over the ale.

After being rescued by Li Fan, and getting along with some humans for nearly 5 months, Doge has no prejudice against humans.

Although it was the first time to see this human being, Doug was still friendly.

"That's about it."

Joey took the bottle with a smile, opened his mouth and poured it into his mouth.

Just as Doge wanted the other party to save some for him, he suddenly felt a pain in the back of his head and lost consciousness.

Not long after, two human races walked out of the gate of the city pushing a cart of garbage.

The dwarves and orcs at the gate of the city ignored each other as usual. This kind of thing is normal. After 1600 people live together, there will naturally be a lot of garbage. Li Fan personally arranged for it to be cleaned up every day.

The only strange thing is that there is a lot of rubbish today. It was just cleaned up in the morning, but now there is another.

……

In the evening, Dozina walked towards the castle. Tonight Hui Yu said that she would make goulash, and she was looking forward to it very much.

However, before Dozina reached the castle, a human stopped her.

Seeing that the other party was staring at her, Dozina had a bad feeling.

"Human race, are you here to look for me?" Dozina said, also staring at the other party.

The appearance of this human race is very strange, it should be one of the newly arrived refugees, and I don't know what the other party is looking for me?

At this time, Joey couldn't help but admire Dozina in front of him.

This was the first time he had encountered such a dwarf who was enough to make his eyes shine, not to mention that the other party was a senior blacksmith.

But Joey didn't get dizzy because of this, he threw two things at Dozina with a toss of his hand.

When Dozina saw it, her eyes widened and she stared at Joey fiercely.

I saw a piece of clothing and a beard on the ground.

The clothes are Dogg's, and the beard is the same color as Dogg's beard.

Seeing that Dozina was about to explode, Joey said, "If you don't want to never see your father again, just shut up and follow me honestly."

With that said, Joey turned around and left.

Dozina bit her lip, but finally followed.

Chapter 168 Missing

In the castle in the evening, Hui Yu put a large pot of roast beef with potatoes on the table.

"time to eat."

Following Hui Yu's words, Xiao Qing pulled Xiao Bai, like the wind, and instantly sat on the chair.

Her blue snake eyes stared at the roasted beef with potatoes, and while swallowing, she urged: "Hurry up, hurry up, Li Fan, hurry up!"

"What's the hurry," Li Fan said, but his body was very honest, and he quickly sat down at the table, holding the chopsticks in his right hand, and he was about to launch an offensive as soon as everyone arrived.

Soon, Anna, Dina, Alicia, Ying and the others also arrived.

At this moment, only Dozina was left alone.

A few minutes later, Dozina still didn't show up.

Xiaoqing couldn't help but said, "Why hasn't Duozina come back yet? I'm going to starve to death, can I eat first?"

While talking, Xiaoqing looked at Li Fan and said, "Bad guy, didn't you say that children have to eat on time to grow up. I'm still young, so can I eat first?"

Li Fan didn't have the habit of waiting for everyone to arrive before allowing dinner. Seeing that everyone was hungry, he said to Xiaoqing: "At this point, do you admit that you are a child?"

As he said that, he still said to Hui Yu: "Leave a copy for Dozina, she may have gone to see Doge."

Not long after, a group of people started, and the battle was extremely fierce.

Especially the girl Xiaoqing, who seemed to be having a hard time with Li Fan, who specialized in grabbing the dishes off Li Fan's chopsticks.

This girl is not as strong as Li Fan, but she is exceptionally talented in using chopsticks. She has only used chopsticks for a few months, but she is worse than Li Fan.

Li Fan was snatched by Xiaoqing for several pieces of beef.

Seeing Xiaoqing's triumphant look, Li Fan's teeth itch with anger.

"Don't let me eat, and you don't want to eat well."

Li Fan thought, and couldn't help showing a cruel smirk at the corner of his mouth.

The next moment he restrained his smile and said to Xiaoqing: "Xiaoqing, let me tell you a joke, do you listen to it?"

Xiaoqing glanced at Li Fan suspiciously, but couldn't help being curious, and said, "Bad guy, are you planning some bad idea, but if you want to make a joke, let's listen to it."

"You know flies, don't you?"

"Hmph, aren't you talking nonsense?"

"it is good……"

Just when Li Fan was about to tell a joke, he suddenly saw the curious eyes of several other people, and then remembered that there are still several people eating here.

Seeing this, Li Fan suddenly put his head close to Xiaoqing's ear.

Xiaoqing felt the hot breath next to her ear, and her whole body froze immediately, her face turned pink involuntarily.

This scene made the rest of the people present frowned, and the atmosphere on the table suddenly became a little delicate.

However, they didn't know that it was for Li Fan's benefit.

At this time, Li Fan attached himself to Xiaoqing's ear and began to tell his own jokes.

"There is a little fly, and its mother is eating in the toilet."

When Xiaoqing heard this, she frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.

However, without giving her a chance to refuse, Li Fan said quickly.

"The little fly asked its mother, 'Mom, why do we have to eat in the toilet?' The mother fly immediately gave the little fly a big-nosed bucket, and said angrily, 'Child, don't say such disgusting things while eating. '. Hahaha, isn't it funny?"

Xiaoqing froze, and at this moment, the words flies, toilet, and eating unconsciously came to mind.

The next moment, she looked at the beef in her hand and suddenly felt that it was not delicious.

Xiaoqing turned her stiff neck and looked at Li Fan angrily.

Li Fan grinned and said, "I forgot to tell you, the full name of this joke is a disgusting joke. It may not be funny enough, but it should be enough...disgusting, right?"

It was only when everyone saw this that they realized that Li Fan was teasing Xiaoqing again, and the delicate atmosphere disappeared instantly.

They didn't hear any disgusting jokes either, so they continued to happily eat the delicious food on the table.

But Xiaoqing can't do it.

"Ahhh... Bad guy, I fought with you, and you bullied me again..."

While speaking, Xiaoqing had already rushed towards Li Fan, but even if she advanced to level 2, she was still not Li Fan's opponent.

In two or three strokes, Li Fan pressed on his leg.

Li Fan held Xiaoqing's hands with one hand to prevent her from moving, and with the other hand, he stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the beef.

He has long been baptized by disgusting jokes, and he can still eat his meal calmly at this time.

Seeing this, Xiaoqing thought that she might not have any appetite for several days, so she almost cried out of breath.

While Li Fan was eating happily, Xiaoqing seemed to think of something, her eyes rolled, and a smirk appeared on the corner of her mouth.

Xiaoqing said to Li Fan: "Bad guy, I saw someone urinating outside your castle today."

"What? The guy who ate the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard?" Li Fan suddenly became angry.

Public toilets have long been established in the valley, and uncivilized behavior is strictly prohibited.

But now not only is someone defecating everywhere, but he is defecating next to his home.

Now the beef on Li Fan's chopsticks is no longer delicious.

Although Li Fan knew that this was Xiaoqing's revenge, he still couldn't help being angry and asked.

"Say, who did it?"

Xiaoqing blinked her big eyes and said, "I don't know!"

Li Fan frowned and continued to ask, "Then where did you see it?"

Xiaoqing blinked her big eyes again, and said, "I still don't know!"

Seeing that Li Fan put down his chopsticks, he raised his palm and was about to land on his ass.