Horror is coming: I am a social bull x and I am shocking the world

Is his boss really good at medicine?This is not to buy meat, but to see a doctor in earnest?

"Go and prepare something! I'll wait for you in the operating room!" Ye Tian ignored his surprise and ordered.

"What are you going to prepare? Scalpel hemostatic forceps or gauze? Both! And it's a ghost!" Deputy Gao wondered.

"Not those! No need!" Ye Tian waved his hand and said:

"Get ready to order onion, ginger, garlic, salt, sugar, cooking wine, light and dark soy sauce... By the way, there are also barbecue sticks, cumin powder, chili noodles, and more chili noodles!"

Nima!Vice-Chancellor is completely stupid!

Go to the operating room!

Ready for onion ginger garlic cooking wine?

Also a special barbecue sign?What are you doing here?

Prepare some more of Shentama Chili Noodles!

Chapter 78 Don't panic!I am professional

Click!

A huge head chandelier was turned on, exuding a cold green light.

The blood-stained walls around were covered with skeletons with claws and claws.

Beside the hospital bed made of bones is a square table of bones against which several headless corpses are standing.

On the table, scalpel, hemostatic forceps, gauze, suture needles, pins, sewing needles, catgut, fishing line, hemp rope, hammers, hammers, axes, chainsaws, pliers...

All in all, it's packed full.

Yuan Linlin lay on the operating table cautiously, the four bone claws clenched tightly on both sides of the operating table, jamming his arms and legs tightly.

Qin Xiao, who was wearing a white coat, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth, gently picked up the tools on the operating table.

Scalpel, hammer, hammer, axe...

The palms were gently stroked on it, as if admiring pieces of art, and the smile on his face became more and more terrifying.

"Ye... Doctor Ye, I... why do I feel a little scared!"

Yuan Linlin's teeth were trembling, although he was the ghost, the doctor standing there was the one to be afraid of.

However, this atmosphere, this atmosphere, is inexplicably creepy!

"Naughty!" Qin Xiao took the iron axe, tapped Yuan Linlin's forehead lightly with the handle of the axe, and said, "Don't panic! I'm a professional! I, Ye Tian, ​​are upright and upright, and I never do anything that is detrimental to medical ethics. Otherwise, what a doctor! I swear by my professional ethics as a doctor!"

With that said, Qin Xiao finally put down the axe in his hand and picked up the scalpel again.

They are all ghosts!Although the grade is not high, the ghost thing is quite valuable!

Drop!It's all like drops!

On the other side, seeing Doctor Ye picking up the scalpel again, Yuan Linlin was relieved.

After all, this is not an ordinary clinic. The requirements of some evil ghosts are very strange. The sewing head is fine. Occasionally someone needs to change his head, and it is reasonable to use an axe and saw!

An upright person like Dr. Ye has sworn by professional ethics, there will definitely be no problem!

Yuan Linlin thought about it, but saw Qin Xiao stretch out his hand, and a red light appeared in the palm of his hand and placed it on his neck.

Immediately afterwards, the body with the neck down seemed to lose consciousness, but the head remained intact and unaffected.

Yuan Linlin raised his neck vigorously, looked at Dr. Ye who was wearing a mask in front of him, and made a sucking sound, then picked up the scalpel, aimed it at his stomach, and slashed it down.

"Doctor... Doctor, why are you digging my stomach?" Yuan Linlin was a little panicked.

"Don't panic! I'm a professional! You are already terminally ill, and the sickness is in the heart. If you want to get rid of the sickness, you must start from the inside!"

"So it is!" Yuan Linlin suddenly realized.

After a while, Yuan Linlin watched Qin Xiao take something out of his stomach.

Is that... your own waist?

"Doctor...doctor...kidney...kidney! My kidney! Two kidneys!" Yuan Linlin was anxious.

"Don't panic! I'm a professional! Your two kidneys are now two pathogens! They must be taken out!"

"But... But doctor, why did you put it in that pot? It smells of alcohol, and there are onions, ginger, and garlic floating on the surface of the pot!"

"Don't panic! I'm a professional! Wine is used to sterilize, and the onion, ginger, and garlic also have the effect of eliminating disease and eliminating the five stoves. Trust me, I'm a professional!"

"But..." Yuan Linlin suddenly thought of something, widened his eyes and said in horror:

"I heard that in a ghost town far away from here, there was a madman of the waist, and when he saw the waist, he was shocked! Don't take anesthesia! You...you..."

"You don't believe me when you talk like that?" Qin Xiao abruptly stopped his movements and looked at Yuan Linlin coldly.

"No! Absolutely not!" Yuan Linlin frantically shook his only movable head.

"That's right! What I want is not just the waist, I want everything... all diseases will be cured for you!"

Qin Xiao pickled the two waists, turned around, and took out a ghost heart from his stomach with a smile and continued:

"Don't panic! I'm a professional! Look, didn't I give you anesthesia!"

It seems to make sense...

After all, people are really anesthetized!And the anesthesia is pretty good!

Even if I regret it now, I can't run away!

One thing after another was taken out, and Yuan Linlin's heart persuaded by Qin Xiao gradually panicked again.

"Doctor! Doctor! Isn't it just five internal organs? Why are you still pumping my ribs! There's still meat on it!"

"Don't panic! I'm a professional!" Qin Xiao put a few rows... and a few ribs in the pot, and threw a bunch of intestines into another big pot. He turned around and said with a smile. :

"It's over! Do you think I'll sew you up now, or press on the organ?"

This is sewn up?Isn't the stomach empty?

"Loading organs! Loading organs!" Yuan Linlin said without hesitation.

"Okay!" Qin Xiao took out the organ replicator, and asked with a smile, "What price do you want? Row... 24 ribs are only 100 ghost coins, which is cheap! The large intestine, heart, etc. add up to 500, which is affordable! Two kidneys 1000! It’s all set meals, only 1500, and the ribs are free!”

Qin Xiao is more professional in selling this stuff!

"This... so expensive? I still want those original ones?" Yuan Linlin said weakly.

"I'm a professional. If I don't change it, it won't be Bai Zhi! Are you planning to ruin my reputation?"

Qin Xiao's occasionally kind or serious face suddenly turned into a ferocious atmosphere.

On the two hands covered with ghost blood, a chainsaw with metallic luster and ferocious gears suddenly appeared.

buzzing...

With the rotation of the electric serrated wheel, the sharp saw blade slowly approached Yuan Linlin's eyebrows:

"In order to prevent you from going out and ruining my reputation, I must give you a thorough treatment. How about amputation below the eyebrows?"

Below the eyebrows, amputation?

What is it that is an evil spirit-level ghost, how can it still live?

"Change! Change! Can't I change it!"

If he doesn't feel like he's been tricked now, he'll be a fool.

The ghost is under the eaves, the situation is stronger than the ghost!

"That's right! Let me see what you can change!"

Qin Xiao started to search his body while talking.

This ghost is a little poor!After all, it is also an evil spirit, and there are only one hundred ghost coins in the whole body.

"I don't want to!" Looking at Qin Xiao's unkind eyes, Yuan Linlin cried, and said aggrieved: "I'm just a little star, I didn't have much fame before my death, and besides, there are ghosts here, there are a few star chasers! If not Two old fans, they starved to death on the street! Doctor, do your best, and help me pack my waist no matter what! I rely on that to eat!"

This ghost is too pitiful...

Forget it, the first order of business is to do good deeds!

Qin Xiao didn't copy the organs from the replicator, but picked up a kidney in the basin, tossed the cooking wine and onion, ginger and garlic on it, and then pressed Yuan Linlin back.

well!Still too softhearted!

Chapter 79 Doctor Ye, Good Man

At the door of the clinic, countless evil ghosts are looking forward to it.

"Damn, that sissy is giving birth in it? Why hasn't it come out yet, is it easy for me to save money to buy a thigh!"

"Damn, I'm dying of hunger, when will it be my back seat!"

……

Sure enough, few of the ghosts who came here were really seeing a doctor.

After a long time, the door of the clinic slammed open.

Yuan Linlin, who had tears in the corners of his eyes, walked out slowly.

Immediately, everyone gathered around.

"How about Lin Lin, is the pork inside tender? Isn't she an old woman again, last time I stuffed my teeth with a piece of meat seven times!"

"Sister, why did you come out empty-handed without seeing the money you paid for the buyer?"

……

Yuan Linlin's eyes turned red, and she burst into tears.

He is wronged!

He was an evil spirit-level evil spirit who originally came to fetch meat, but ended up delivering takeout.

Stomach, empty!Inside is a pickled kidney!

"Sissy, why are you still crying? Could it be that the meat inside is not good? Could it be an accident, no?"

The current strong man was anxious and asked.

This is a black clinic, you can't enter!

Yuan Linlin was about to shout at that time, but think about it carefully.

its not right!Do these ghosts have much to do with him, on the contrary, the person in front of him still scolds him for being a sissy.

Why remind them!

What's more, if those two old fans knew that he only had one waist left, they would still be smitten!What will you live by in the future?

But... if everyone is the same, wouldn't he be ridiculed!

"You are not allowed to say that about Doctor Ye! He is a truly admirable doctor!"

At this moment, Yuan Linlin's acting skills in his life have been brought into full play. His heart is sad, his face is tragic, his heart is hated, and his face is grateful. In short, he is a patient who has been cured of a serious illness. He said excitedly:

"Doctor Ye, he is different from all doctors, he...he is professional! He is selfless, his medical skills are superb, and his knife skills are unparalleled! Even during surgery, he will not make you feel any Pain, he, gave me a new life!"

Good guy!

Yuan Linlin's appearance as a fanatical believer directly confused all the ghosts.

Could it be that it's not a meat pig, but some kind of ghost doctor?

"What the hell is in there, I'll go and see! I'm ready to eat this elbow today!"

A middle-aged ghost who couldn't wait didn't care about it, and rushed inside.

……

"Old... Boss, as you expected, Yuan Linlin didn't say anything, but instead spoke for you. Now the second ghost has gone to the consultation room, do you want to go there?"

In the operating room, Deputy Gao pushed the door and walked in to report to Qin Xiao.

The scene inside made him tremble and chill.

His new boss was eating with a roasted kidney in his hand.