urban super dude

Next.

Liu Hui drove the helicopter, carrying Su Yang and Jiang Chengyang to Kyoto.

Jiang Chengyang's helicopter ran out of fuel, so it was parked aside, and the members of Guoren have been contacted to deal with it.

As for Wang Sai, he drove another helicopter and returned to Jiangbei. After all, the Jiumen black market also needs people to sit in it.

In the storage ring, Su Xinghe has Baicao Pill, this kind of elixir can not only enhance his true qi, but also replenish the various energies his body needs, so naturally he won't starve him.

that's it.

The helicopter shuttled through the clouds, and finally arrived in Kyoto in the evening.

Ordinary helicopters are unable to enter the capital city, even the helicopters from the Jiumen black market are not allowed.

Therefore, Liu Hui stayed outside the capital, ready to send Su Yang back to Jiangbei at any time.

As for Jiang Chengyang, he left, and Guoren still had a lot of things to deal with.

then.

Su Yang released the father and son, and the father and son walked in the bustling capital.

"This is the capital city. There are so many beauties. It deserves to be an important place in China."

Su Xinghe looked at the beauties coming and going, and his saliva was about to flow out: "Hey, I want to find a bunch of wives here!"

pile?

This math idiot, can my wife still use heap to describe it?

Su Yang glanced at his son contemptuously, and suddenly thought of a way to teach his son how much one plus one equals.

"Son, if you have a concubine and I give you another concubine, how many concubines do you have now?" Su Yang asked.

Su Xinghe said without thinking: "Two!"

"Suppose, you have 230 five concubines, and I give you 140 nine, how many concubines do you have now?"

"380 four!" When answering this question, Su Xinghe was very excited.

"Damn it, you know how to add three-digit numbers, prodigy!"

Su Yang increased the difficulty, and then asked: "Then if you have 67 concubines, I will give you another 420 and [-] concubines. How many do you have now?"

"Four thousand nine hundred and ninety-two!" Su Xinghe was very excited, as if there really were so many concubines.

"Hahaha, son, bullfrog bullfrog!"

Su Yang smiled gratifiedly, and asked instead: "Then what is one plus one?"

But who knows, Su Xinghe was full of bewilderment, shook his head and said: "I'm a chicken."

Chapter 343 Black eat black?

Wood chicken ah?

Wood chicken you uncle!

Su Yang's face darkened, and he finally understood how his father felt when he pulled out the belt and hit him.

Ma Dan.

Seeing that his son is such a waste, one plus one does not know how much it equals, Su Yang really wants to let his son experience the heavy father's love.

But after thinking about it, Su Xinghe is still young.

Hey, forget it, my own, my own.

Su Yang tried his best to control the urge to do something, and then led Su Xinghe to continue walking on the streets of Kyoto.

but.

As Su Xinghe was walking, he suddenly stopped, his eyes fixed on the direction of three o'clock.

There was a little girl about four years old eating candied haws.

Next to it is a small shop that sells candied haws, and various kinds of candied haws are displayed in glass cabinets.

"Gollum."

At this moment, Su Xinghe couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and stared intently at the three o'clock position.

"Haha."

Su Yang smiled knowingly, thinking that Su Xinghe was greedy and wanted to eat candied haws.

Right.

Old Kyoto candied haws, famous all over the country, is indeed the only one. The taste should be good, you can buy one and try it.

With this thought in mind, Su Yang pressed his right hand on his son's shoulder, pointed his left hand at the three o'clock direction, and smiled softly: "Son, if you want, Dad can buy it for you."

"Really?" Su Xinghe's eyes lit up immediately, and he looked up at Su Yang ecstatically.

"Ah."

Su Yang smiled kindly: "You are my son, what you want, I will definitely satisfy you as far as I can."

"Fuck!"

"Dad, you are so kind to me, I'm so touched!"

Su Xinghe was so happy that he became short of breath, but instead he sighed, shook his head and said, "Hey, let's forget it."

"What's the matter, you don't want it anymore?" Su Yang asked suspiciously.

"Yes I do!"

"Didn't I say, I want my dad to buy it for you, when did you become cowardly?"

"Dad, but..."

Su Xinghe's eyes fell on the three o'clock direction, and he continued: "But, buying and selling children is against the law."

???

Buying and selling children?

What are you talking about?

What does buying candied haws have to do with buying and selling children...

Su Yang was puzzled, but he seemed to think of something at the next moment. He moved his eyes to the direction of three o'clock, and his face was extremely dark in an instant.

there.

There are not only small shops selling candied haws, but also a little girl eating candied haws.

Nima!

After a long time, Su Xinghe didn't want candied haws, but the little girl.

The little girl is really cute, with two ponytails, her face is pink and jade-carved, especially the appearance of eating candied haws, she is so cute, I really want to take her home...

and many more!

Damn it, how could I have the same idea as that brat Su Xinghe!

Su Yang came back to his senses, raised his hand and gave Su Xinghe a headache, gritted his teeth and said, "Little brat, what are you pretending to be in your head!"

"Hiss, Dad, it hurts!"

Su Xinghe covered his head and said with a painful expression: "Father, don't be unreasonable. You were the one who bought and sold children just now, but I didn't say anything!"

"Depend on!"

Su Yang said with a dark face: "I thought you wanted candied haws, who knew you missed the little girl at the door of the shop!"

"Cut, what's so delicious about candied haws? I haven't changed my deciduous teeth yet. Eating too much sugar is bad for my teeth."

Su Xinghe curled his lips, and said contemptuously: "Dad, have you ever raised a child, and you don't even know such a simple truth?"

"My Nima!"

"You know quite a lot!"

Su Yang was about to go mad with anger, and after calming down, he directly snatched Su Xinghe's backpack.

Su Xinghe carried this small backpack on his back all the time, and never put it down.

"Fuck, Dad, you robbed me, return it to me quickly, this is my bag!"

Su Xinghe was in a hurry, he jumped up and wanted to snatch it back, but unfortunately he couldn't do it at all.

"Hehe, didn't you say that eating too much sugar is bad for your teeth? I think what you said is right, so don't eat Baicao Dan, I will confiscate it."

Su Yang opened his backpack and wanted to take away the glass bottle containing Baicao Pill, but when he saw the contents in the backpack, his face turned dark again.

this time.

Su Xinghe's backpack is full of various glass bottles, all of which are high-quality pills that Su Yang looted from the treasury of Country D.

"Su Xinghe, explain, explain, what's going on?"

Su Yang looked at Su Xinghe, gritted his teeth and asked, "Why is the elixir that I worked so hard to get in your backpack?"

"Uh, this..."

Su Xinghe was a little embarrassed, forced a smile and said: "Dad, if I said that these glass bottles have long legs, and they ran into my backpack by themselves, would you believe me?"

"I believe in you asshole!"

Su Yang raised his hand and flicked Su Xinghe's forehead, and said with a dark face: "I ran in by myself, do you think I'm stupid?"

"Ow!"

Su Xinghe screamed in pain, hurried away from Su Yang, and shouted: "Father, you are unreasonable!"

"Why can you snatch other people's pills, but I can't snatch yours?"

"The first article in the gangster handbook is also the supreme secret of being a gangster - the mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole follows!"

Su Xinghe held his head high, as if he had accomplished a great event, and said proudly: "I judged the situation and became a yellow bird!"

"In layman's terms, I'm just cheating. If you rob others, I'll rob you. It's reasonable and reasonable. It should be done!"

"???"

"Black eats black?"

With a question mark on his face, Su Yang gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, Su Xinghe, your mother's slander is all smack on your father's head?"

"Hmm, to be a gangster you have to disown your relatives, so what if you are my father?"

"Fuck!"

Su Yang was furious, and with a thought, he put the backpack into his storage ring, and then said with a sneer: "Hehe, your backpack will belong to me from now on."

"Little bastard, your realm is still too low. You only know that black eats black. Have you ever seen black eat black and eat black?"

Su Yang looked at Su Xinghe and said with a playful smile: "Here, it's a great honor for you to see me today."

Su Xinghe paused, blinked his eyes, and was a little dazed for a moment.

soon.

He reacted, with a flattering smile on his small face, he ran up to Su Yang and hugged Su Yang's thigh tightly.

"Dad~"

Su Xinghe knew that he couldn't beat his father, so he directly turned on the coquettish mode: "I was joking with you just now, please return the backpack to me."

"There are my baby bottle, bear biscuits, and a lot of personal items in the backpack. You can return them to your precious son."

"No." Su Yang refused mercilessly: "Now the backpack is mine."

"Fuck, Dad, you're so boring, even snatching your own son's things, you're too tasteless!" Su Xinghe gritted his teeth.

Su Yang said seriously: "To be a gangster, you must deny your relatives. You said this yourself."

"Special meow!"

"Lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot!"

Su Xinghe regretted it very much, but the backpack is his lifeblood.