All Heavens Gou Xian

The so-called resurrection and rebirth is just a joke. When the planet will be annihilated, the universe will end. What kind of weirdness dares to claim that he is immortal.

Only by transcending time and space, becoming an upper-level life form, a four-dimensional existence, and a congenital Daluo, can it be said that one sentence is in harmony with the Tao and is immortal.

With the small body of the earth's supernatural being, there is no need to wait for the hydrogen to be ejected, and the torrent of steel will directly push it flat.

Washing the floor once can't solve the problem, it can only prove that the equivalent is not enough, and it will definitely work again.

After being awakened by Luo Feng, the three ghosts and immortals became enlightened. They no longer stick to traditional symbols, mana, and formations, but purchased a batch of high-tech products.

In a certain dark valley, yin qi hovers, ghosts howl, birds dare not pass, and beasts do not just enter. There are bones everywhere at the mouth of the valley, all of which are the carcasses of animals that accidentally broke into it.

Several off-road vehicles drove past cautiously and stopped one kilometer away from the valley.

Getting out of the car, a fat man was followed by several black bodyguards, and three Taoist priests in blue tai chi came out of another car.

The slightly chubby man said something he was not familiar with: "Three masters... this... get rid of here, uh, please."

The leading Taoist showed his white teeth and said with a smile: "Don't worry, the boss, take money and money to eliminate disasters for others."

Then, with a wink, the two Taoists behind him began to arrange formations to restrain the yin energy in the valley, so as not to leak out and hurt innocent passers-by.

Seeing this, the fat man waved his hand, and asked his subordinates to bring out a large pile of magic tools, yellow paper, cinnabar, and various unnamed props. Among them, a black snake head was found from nowhere.

"Master... I heard that all of you who conquer the demons in the East need magic tools, yellow talismans..."

The chubby man waved his hand and said triumphantly, "This is all collected in the past few days, you can see that it will come in handy."

Glancing at the formation that was about to be arranged, the leading Taoist shook his head, lifted an rpg rocket launcher from the trunk, and said with a smile, "This thing is much more useful than talismans."

Then, under the stunned eyes of the fat man and several bodyguards, the Taoist lifted up the rocket launcher and bombarded him indiscriminately. From time to time, he threw a few grenades, and under the power of the immortal ghost, he leaped one kilometer into the valley.

In the valley, ghosts cried and wolves howled one after another, a foul stench burst out, and blood clots from corpses flew out from time to time, as well as icy yin air permeating the air.

However, the two Taoists next to them activated the formation in time, and a densely textured, flow-reversed cover enveloped the valley, suppressing the negative and dark things.

Rows of golden light shot out, and the Yin Qi was like ice cubes meeting the sun, slowly melting and dissipating.

Two or three hours later, the leading Taoist turned around with a smile, and stretched out his hand, "Chenghui, 1000 million US dollars."

The chubby man who was planning to bargain swallowed his saliva, asked the assistant to turn on the computer, and immediately transferred the money.

Invisible and intangible supernatural forces can affect a person's spirit, and the pastor of the church may have a way.

And hot weapons directly destroy the enemy from above, not to mention priests, angels can't do anything, after all, the only person in history who came back from the dead is the Son of God.

He is just a powerful businessman, not a chaebol group interfering in the parliamentary election. These three Taoists can't afford to mess with him.

If you get 1000 million US dollars, you will divide it into [-]-[-] according to the usual practice, keep the third floor for yourself, and give the seventh floor to Master Luo.

Looking at the balance on the account, a Taoist couldn't help muttering, "When will we be able to live like this?"

The leading Taoist stared at him: "We are just ghosts and fairies of flowing water, and others are the great gods of iron, what do you want?"

Whispering Taoist smiled awkwardly: "I know, I know, I'm just envious."

……

Slumped on the armchair, took a sip of the iced Happy Fat House Water, and with a ding-dong sound, this month's earnings arrived in the account.

Master Luo showed a smile, then looked up at the sky.

Eliminating the Yin Qi node is part of cleaning up the world's garbage. The Heavenly Dao has a feeling to send a point of merit, of which three threads fall into the three sacred Taoists, and seven threads fall into the treasure wheel of merit and virtue behind Master Luo.

Although this bit of merit is not of much help to Luo Feng, mosquito meat is also meat, no matter how little merit is, it is still merit, who would despise oneself for having little money.

Recalling that when my family was Shui De Xingjun, one share of merit was divided into three parts, one part was given to the Heavenly Court, one part was given to the Jade Emperor, and the last part was my own.

"Not bad, not bad, really good, Jade Emperor Tianzun's life is really good."

Master Luo held up the happy water, gulping it down.

It's cool to be the Emperor of Heaven for a while, and it's always fun to be the Emperor of Heaven all the time.

When the heaven in this world is established, Nuwa doesn't care about things, Fuxi only cares about Nuwa, and Pangu is his own person, and in fact he is in charge of affairs.

Wouldn't it be flattering to collect a wave of rent at that time.

With merit added, good things will catch up to you.

While Master Luo was drinking the happy water, a phone call came through.

From the other end came Feng Xiaoxiao's exclaimed voice: "Xiaofeng, let me tell you."

"We recruited a new employee named Yiyi. I didn't expect her to be a god..."

"Immortal?" Luo Feng asked in amazement, and the immortal who came to the door turned around. Nu Wa is indeed one of the ancestor gods, and the rich luck is incredible.

"No!" Feng Xiaoxiao said quietly: "It's a divine beast!",

Emperor Yan has three daughters. The eldest daughter, Yaoji, is the god of Wushan Mountain;

Emperor Yan Shennong, surnamed Jiang.

For example, Chi You's real name is Jiang You, and Chi is just a nickname given to him by the Yellow Emperor.

Chi You regarded it as a disgrace, and was not allowed to remove it by himself until he defeated the Yellow Emperor, so that he could try his best.In addition, Huangdi often fought public opinion wars. Over time, Jiang You, a descendant of Emperor Yan, became a barbarian Chi You.

However, as an ancient emperor, he had many nicknames, such as Huangdi's surname Xuanyuan and Yandi's surname Yiqi.

The descendants of Emperor Yan can be named Jiang or Yi.

And the new employee Yiyi recruited by Feng Xiaoxiao is the reincarnation of Jingwei.

"Its shape is like a crow's head, with a white beak and bare feet."

Luo Feng looked at it for a while, then nodded: "That's right, Jingwei, Yiyi, please change back to human form."

"I have a few questions to ask you."

Yiyi tugged at the hem of his clothes, nodded nervously, and sat aside.

"If you are Jingwei, your father should be the reincarnation of Shennong."

"Excuse me, where is your father now?"

Luo Feng asked with bright eyes

Shennong Yandi is not only a management talent, but also a compound talent who can cultivate land.

He is absolutely needed to rebuild Heaven.

Yiyi lowered his head and said sadly, "My father, he passed away last year."

Chapter 13Alcoholism

"Death?!"

Master Luo clutched his heart, heartbroken.

The dignified Emperor Yan, why is he dead, and the heaven has not been established, why did you leave me and go to you, old man!

"Passed away?!" Not only was Luo Feng frightened, but our comrade Nuwa, Feng Xiaoxiao, had an unbelievable look on his face: "Why did you die?!"

That's Emperor Yan, a proper great sage, who can even squeeze into the position of the Three Sovereigns.

Even if it is not as good as an ancestor god like Nuwa Fuxi, it is not a problem to hang and beat the Jade Emperor Buddha.

Even Jingwei is not dead, how could such a boss die.

"Could it be attacked by a nuclear bomb?" Feng Xiaoxiao murmured, "Yiyi, your family doesn't live in Lop Nur, does it?"

"no no."

Yiyi shook his head, and quickly explained: "My hometown is not in Lop Nur, but in the mountains where there are floods all the year round."

"That's drowning?" Yang Yan, the God of Erlang, looked at Yiyi suspiciously. Wasn't it Jingwei's arrangement to drown and die?How did it happen to Emperor Yan.

"You are drowning!"

When it comes to water, Yiyi, who was originally shy, glared angrily, clenched his fists and said, "There was a flood in my hometown, and my father stayed to control the water because he loved his hometown, but my father didn't die because of drowning!"

"It's not drowning." Feng Xiaoxiao scratched her head, except for a nuclear bomb, she couldn't think of any way to kill a big guy like Emperor Yan: "Yiyi, why did you die?!

Miss Yiyi lowered her head and rubbed her fingers: "Alcoholism. My father has a habit of drinking."

Erlang God Yang Yan:

Nv Wa Feng Xiao Xiao:

As for Luo Feng, he was still silent in the tragedy of Emperor Yan's death, talking about how it was possible, how it was possible.

Misery is so big: 〒〒

"Which, what?" The corner of Feng Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, and he said haha: "This wine is also made from crops, and after all, it is Shennong, and it will be a matter of time before it dies from poison."

Immediately Erlangshen Yang Yan didn't want to listen anymore, turned off the TV and went back to the room with a blank expression.

Luo Feng finally got rid of the grief that Emperor Yan Shennong couldn't come to work. Regarding Shennong's death, he can only say that there are so many ways to die, and it's really unique.

"So be it"

Luo Feng sighed, Emperor Yan couldn't come to work, and it was the same for his daughter Jingwei.

Yandi Shennong is similar to Shennong Jingwei, they both have a divine character, and the difference is only a little bit, fingertip universe jpg "What do you think of Yiyi's arrangement, Sister Feng?" Luo Feng rolled his eyes, and then The two turned around, with Yiyi behind their backs, whispering.

Feng Xiaoxiao pondered for a while: "My lord, I think there must be something strange about this matter."

"Be serious, at least he is a Jingwei." Luo Feng glared, can you leaders be more serious.

Feng Xiaoxiao spread her hands and said helplessly, "You can arrange it, I was just looking for an ordinary shop assistant."

"Emperor Yan's death from alcohol is shocking enough, I'm afraid my heart will jump if I continue to listen to it."

Lie down on the chair to the left, as if listening in.

"Don't listen to what you agreed to, dear?!" Luo Feng was powerless to complain, then turned around, sat on the sofa and put on a kind smile: "My dear, ahem, Comrade Yiyi."

"Yiyi, since you joined our Tao, um, Tianting Entertainment Co., Ltd."

"We are going to arrange a position. Please introduce your ability."

"Yiyi is a good girl." Feng Xiaoxiao interjected, counting on her fingers: "Hand and foot are diligent, careful and conscientious, and she has great perseverance. The floor is a bit dirty today, and the little girl in the world just sweeps the floor thoroughly. Scrub it together."

Listen, listen, what is an accessible interview.

There are only two interviewers in total, and one of them recommends it vigorously, and it is easy to say, do you think the other can refuse?Can? !

At least Luo Feng didn't dare to reject Nu Wa, he was dominated by the Great Demon King since he was a child, and now he can't beat her even more.

In addition, Yiyi is also a related family, if he refuses, Luo Feng is afraid that one day he will dream of a middle-aged man with horns on his head, holding a sickle and hammer to reason with him.

Although this possibility is very small, it is still not possible to have the best possibility.

"Diligence, perseverance, and ability to work." Luo Feng pondered for a while, then clapped his hands together: "It's decided, from today onwards, the Prime Minister will be the Minister of Logistics of Tianting."

"Prime Minister Tianting" Feng Xiaoxiao raised his head in a daze, what kind of word is this, and which myths and legends have it: "???"

"Minister of Logistics?!"

The innocent little girl Yiyi looked surprised. The biggest official she had ever been was the leader of the third group of the third class of Xiwan Primary School.

Feng Xiaoxiao patted Luo Feng on the shoulder, motioning him to speak aside.

The two strolled outside the door, leaving Yiyi silent in joy.

"That..." Comrade Feng Xiaoxiao organized his words, stared at Luo Feng and asked, "Is there a god in the Heavenly Court, the Prime Minister, the Minister of Logistics of the Heavenly Court?!"

Luo Feng shook his head, and said calmly: "Don't talk about the oriental mythology, even the 800 million gods in the oriental mythology don't have this god."

"The so-called god position is considered authority, the name is not important, what matters is who granted it."

"The emperor carves a seal with a radish, and the petty official stamps a seal with a jade seal. Who cares?!"

"The Heavenly Court established by Nu Wa is more orthodox than the Heavenly Court of the Jade Emperor."

"Comrade Feng Xiaoxiao, you have to be clear that all living beings are created by you. Nuwa is not only the ancestor god, but also the mother of the earth, the master of creation, and the destination of all spirits!"

"So I'm so awesome." Feng Xiaoxiao was surprised, his pupils were bright, like a brat who found a slingshot, and asked urgently: "Then what can I do as the Prime Minister's Minister of Logistics in Tianting?"

Luo Feng curled his lips and pointed to the pottery behind: "This is our Tianting headquarters, what do you think she can do."

"Clean up rooms, move goods, clean up"

"Okay, I know."