Wilderness live broadcast: kicked sister Zhou off the plane at the beginning

"Hey, I must be addicted to beauty and food."

"Sure enough, neither humans nor animals can escape the temptation of beauty and food."

"Orcs will never be slaves is really just a slogan."

"Looking at the way it drools, it's obvious that it wants to eat meat!"

"Get lost! Which is more important, meat or dignity, you have to think about it!"

It's a pity that with so many viewers, not a word can reach the panda's ears!

Chapter 146 I will eat meat for you, obediently wait to be masturbated

Obviously, in the eyes of pandas, food is more important than the so-called respect.

Besides, this is not an ordinary panda, it is not only spiritual, but also intelligent.

Times have changed!

There is no more fighting.

Instead of working hard every day, it is better to lie flat.

Who doesn't love lying flat?

It is said that a good bird chooses a tree to live in, and a good minister chooses a master to live in. This is also true.

Zhou Niannian and Dai Xiaomei didn't know that this panda's IQ was higher than both of them, and they were still patting the panda there.

Panda always dealt with it unwillingly, staring straight at the pigs and rabbits on the campfire with small eyes.

Seeing that the pigs and rabbits have been roasted and golden oil is coming out, the panda's saliva is dripping.

Jiang Fan also pulled out his short knife and cut off a large piece of meat in the most fertile place of pigs and rabbits.

After cutting, Jiang Fan was not in a hurry to eat, but unhurriedly opened a few materials wrapped in broad leaves from his side.

One of the broad leaves contained fresh and tender leaves, which Jiang Fan usually collected specially and marinated with marinade.

The panda's eyes lit up. When it was in the wild, it often ate the leaves of this tree. The leaves were big, tender and delicious.

This person is a connoisseur, knows food as well as himself, and can enjoy it.

Then, Jiang Fan opened another broad leaf, and spread the seasoning inside carefully and evenly on the barbecue.

Even if you can't smell it on the spot, it still feels delicious!

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw such delicious food, they went completely berserk and couldn't control it.

"Wow, I can't bear it anymore, whoever gives me a random door, I want to fly to Jiangshen's side."

"Wooooow, the screen has been licked two inches thinner."

"Why hasn't my takeaway arrived yet???"

"What's the use of takeaway, v me 50, eat KFC live!!!"

"It's broken, why is my computer smoking, ah, ah, saliva dripped onto the motherboard."

While the audience howled and wanted to eat barbecue.

Jiang Fan quickly rolled the roasted meat and leaves into the shape of a lotus leaf chicken.

He also paused for a moment, making the panda think that it was for it.

Who knew that the other party took a bite without hesitation.

The mouthfeel was extremely chewy and fragrant, and it even made him squint his eyes when he tasted it.

so comfy.

The panda over there, however, has already seen so much that its eyeballs almost pop out.

His mouth was drooling, and his eyes moved along Jiang Fan's hand, staring at the barbecue without blinking.

That kind of gluttony is really irresistible.

Just as Jiang Fan was about to take a second bite, he saw the panda's expression, thought for a while, and threw the meat in his hand to the panda.

The panda's eyes lit up, subconsciously throwing away Dai Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian, and rushed to the meat on the ground.

Regardless of the fact that Jiang Fan had bitten it, he ate it all in one bite, chewing heavily.

Then sit cross-legged on the ground and start savoring like a philosopher.

Zhou Niannian and Dai Xiaomei were dumbfounded, this panda is quite particular about eating.

After the last trace of the meaty smell was absorbed, the panda pounced on Jiang Fan.

Jiang Fan ignored the panda, he knew that the panda was not malicious.

Sure enough, after the panda rushed over, it first sniffed Jiang Fan flatteringly, and then sniffed him.

Then he sat beside Jiang Fan flatteringly, staring straight at the pigs and rabbits on the bonfire.

The piece of meat just now was really too small. For the panda, it was not enough to fit between the teeth.

Jiang Fan ignored the panda and just concentrated on grilling the meat.

Then, another piece was cut from the fattest place and carefully wrapped with leaves.

The panda's eyes lit up, and immediately rolled the hydrangea ball around Jiang Fan.

Use your own efforts to earn food, don't be shabby!

It rolled so hard that even the bonfire was blown by the wind rolled by the panda, and the dust was flying everywhere.

"stop."

Jiang Fan scolded the panda vigorously.

The panda stopped immediately, squatted on the ground, bent its front paws, and posed like a pug, sticking out its tongue and purring.

Jiang Fan smiled, weighed the meat in his hand, and suddenly threw the meat out.

Aww, the panda rushed out like a ferocious hound, and instantly grabbed the meat in the air.

Dai Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian were dumbfounded.

"Pandas are so flexible?"

Viewers have the same question at this point.

Until an 'expert' came out and explained.

"You usually see pandas in zoos."

"Wild pandas are as nimble as cheetahs and tigers, plus their tonnage, so lions and tigers would shy away from them."

"As the saying goes, there are three fierce beasts in the mountains: tigers, wild boars, and bears. In addition, there is a hidden king, which is the panda."

Someone explained it and they finally got it.

Looking at this coquettish and cute giant panda, his eyes are different.

The panda gulped down the meat, and rolled back to Jiang Fan like a hydrangea.

Jiang Fan couldn't help laughing, grilling the meat with one hand and stroking the panda's fur with the other.

The panda quickly put on a submissive posture, with its stomach upturned, and gave Jiang Fan a casual lick.

Dai Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian rushed over together with eyes burning.

At the same time, they muttered in their hearts, didn't they say that pets are close to beautiful women, why is this panda clinging to Jiang Fan, a straight man.

Do pandas also have strange sexual orientations?

Seeing Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian rushing over, the panda suddenly jumped up, pointing at the two women and whining.

Jiang Fan looked at the panda's naive attitude, and somehow felt that this panda was a bit abnormal, who could understand what the panda was saying.

And Dai Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian both arrived, wanting to pet the panda.

The panda was not happy anymore, and circled around Jiang Fan, using Jiang Fan as a pillar to avoid Dai Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian.

Two women and a panda circled around him. After a dozen laps, Jiang Fan couldn't help feeling dizzy.

The whole world seems to be spinning.

He could only lower his head slightly and cover his head, feeling a little headache.

Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room all burst into laughter.

"Jiangshen, you still have today, this is the legendary Renzhuli."

"Is this how Renzhuli is made? After Jiangshen faints, the panda will fuse with him, right?"

"A panda has a tail, so it must be a Jinchuriki tail."

A group of bullet screens, full of funny faces, everyone will have fun.

Jiang Fan couldn't take it anymore, so he stopped.

"Stop for me!"

The panda treated Jiang Fan like a god, and stopped immediately.

Dai Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian couldn't catch up, bumping into the panda's fat buttocks, and both flew out.

Seeing the two women throwing themselves on the panda, seeing how much fun they had, Jiang Fan was somewhat speechless.

"Massage for a while without losing hair."

Jiang Fan held the panda's head with one hand, and whispered to the panda.

At the same time, the other hand quickly wrapped a piece of meat, which was equivalent to soothing.

The panda nodded tearfully, and it could only nod.

Because Jiang Fan's strength with one hand was too great, the panda couldn't move at all.

It once fought against a bear in the mountains, and it was an authentic adult black bear weighing more than 300 catties.

The strength of the black bear is not as strong as that of Jiang Fan's hand.

It has an unknown feeling in its heart.

'Why does it feel like... I've fallen into a dragon's den and a tiger's den? '

The panda lay down with tears in his eyes, watching Dai Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian bared their teeth, and rushed towards him.

Chapter 147 No one wants to rrua a dirty panda

The panda was lying on the ground, letting Zhou Niannian and Dai Xiaomei masturbate, with a disgusted expression on his face.

I was still muttering in my heart, it was desecrated by the witch, it was dirty.

Ahhh, great master, forgive it.

Zhou Niannian and Dai Xiaomei touched the panda's belly and couldn't help muttering.

"Why is this panda suddenly as if dead?"

"Yes, it feels like we are desecrating the corpse."

"Bah, it's so ugly, it's like playing with a doll."

The two gradually lost interest, and their hands and feet slowed down.

Seeing that the two of them were no longer interested in it, the panda hurriedly stood up and rushed to Jiang Fan's side.

Squatting beside Jiang Fan like a good baby, with a cute expression on his face, he even rubbed against Jiang Fan.

Zhou Niannian and Dai Xiaomei were shocked when they saw it.

"This panda is a female, right?"

"It doesn't seem to be. I tested it just now, and it seems that there is such a thing."

"Looks like a panda with a problematic sexual orientation."

The two women muttered, and the more they talked, the more sad they became.

Leaving the two female anchors alone, there is actually a panda who rejects them and flatters Jiang Fan, a straight man.