Wilderness live broadcast: kicked sister Zhou off the plane at the beginning

Jiang Fan teased the panda and put the bamboo tube by his feet.

The panda was drooling greedily, and desperately stretched out its feet to hook it, but it couldn't reach it.

It poked its head over again and stuck out its tongue to lick, but it still couldn't reach it.

"I'll exchange honey for the things in your arms, okay?"

Jiang Fan tested the panda.

The panda thought for a while, then shook his head like a rattle.

In desperation, Jiang Fan stood up, walked aside to discuss with Zhou Niannian and the others,

While Jiang Fan was gone, the panda quickly crawled over and desperately licked the bamboo tube filled with honey.

The honey is too sweet, the panda licked it with a smile on its face.

Just when it was happy, it suddenly found that a huge shadow shrouded its head.

The panda looked up and saw Jiang Fan, Zhou Niannian, Dai Xiaomei and Yao surrounding it and looking down on it aggressively.

All of them had murderous looks on their faces, Dai Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian were still licking their lips, holding two feather dusters in their hands.

This feather duster was made by Jiang Fan with branches and bird feathers to drive away poisonous insects.

The panda was a little scared, feeling that this thing might fall on it at any time.

"Heh heh heh, hand over the things, so you can suffer less!"

Zhou Niannian squinted at the panda, and the panda became frightened.

"Otherwise, you will have to taste the taste of this feather duster."

The little girl also grinned grimly.

Jiang Fan picked up the bamboo tube that the panda had licked and looked inside.

Good guy, there is half a catty of honey in it, and it was licked clean by the panda in a while.

"This honey is worth 1000 million yuan per catty. If you eat my honey, you have to exchange it with your treasure."

Jiang Fan scares the panda.

The panda was so frightened that it shivered all over, curled up into a ball, and hugged the stele even tighter.

"If you don't eat a toast, you'll be fined, serve it to me!"

Following Jiang Fan's yell, the four of them played tricks on each other and rushed towards the panda together.

Seeing this situation, the experts in the live broadcast room were very anxious.

"Don't grab it, it's easy to damage the stele."

"Pets rely on coaxing, you just need to take turns coaxing it."

"Yes, there may be precious historical texts on the stele."

Netizens were amused, and returned the historical text, this is not One Piece.

However, they are also afraid that these experts are too old to stand the torment, and it will be bad if they get a heart attack after being frightened, so they still have to comfort them.

"Hi, old man, four people are needed to grab the stele. They are obviously playing around."

"That's right, Jiang Shen can beat five pandas by himself."

"Don't worry, old man, Jiang Shen will explain your historical text to you in a while."

"Maybe I'll tell you where the kings of the heavens and the kings of the underworld are hidden, and the secret of the demon-slaying order."

Of course, the old experts don't know what two-dimensional things like the Uranus and Pluto Slaughtering Order are, but seeing that everyone is very calm, they can only suppress their anxiety, drink saliva, and wait patiently.

Sure enough, after Jiang Fan and the others held down the panda, they did not use violence.

Jiang Fan and Yao are in charge of scratching the itch in the panda's armpit.

Dai Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian used bird feather dusters to scratch the soles of the panda's feet.

The panda could bear it at first, frowning, as if I wouldn't tell if I was killed.

After 2 minutes, the panda couldn't take it anymore, and began to grin, as if it was about to laugh.

After another 2 minutes, the panda finally collapsed completely, and with a groan, spread its limbs, and laughed uproariously.

第167章 来自小说群9：8,0！2:0，。5？8，5。6这石碑...怎么还带卡文的？

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee!"

The panda couldn't stand the itching anymore, it stretched its limbs and laughed, rolling around on the ground.

You know, the senses of animals are dozens of times more sensitive than humans.

The stone tablet also slipped from his claws, Jiang Fan's eyes lit up, and he copied the stone tablet with one hand.

Netizens have basically seen pandas, but almost never heard pandas laugh.

In most cases, the panda is a silent gourd. Many people think that it is the same as the giraffe, it is a mute that cannot make a sound.

In fact, giant pandas can make many different sounds, including sheep barking, dog barking, and bear's unique wailing sound.

And the voice is very emotional, the size is high and low, representing the different emotions of the panda.

Whether it is "hee hee hee" or "giggle" laughter, the panda can make it out, which is the expression of its happy mood.

Seeing Jiang Fan take away the stele, the panda stopped laughing, got up from the ground in a hurry, watched Jiang Fan anxiously and began to gesture.

The general idea is that this stele is a very precious treasure, if Jiang Fan is useless, he can return it.

Jiang Fan saw the panda's small thoughts and stroked its forehead.

"Don't worry, I'm just looking to see if I can find a way to open the door from inside without damaging your treasure."

Panda nodded with a heavy expression, and squatted beside Jiang Fan.

Jiang Fan glanced at the stele, and it turned out that there were not patterns on it, but words!

You know, the earliest recognized writing in the world is the cuneiform writing invented by the Sumerians.

The earliest writing in China is the oracle bone inscriptions found in the Yin Ruins.

Chi You's era was earlier than the Yin and Shang era. If writing is discovered, the earliest world writing records can be pushed back thousands of years.

Those experts were so excited when they saw that there might be words on the stele, they almost put their eyes on the screen.

They couldn't see anything, though, just a bunch of black dots.

These densely packed characters are smaller than ants, and it is impossible for normal people to read them clearly.

Not to mention old experts with dim eyesight, even Jiang Fan's [-]:[-] vision can't see clearly, so he has to use a magnifying glass to see.

Jiang Fan couldn't be bothered, Jiang Fan took out Zhou Niannian's glasses and removed the lenses.

The convex surface of the two lenses is facing outward, fitted together, and then wrapped with adhesive tape, it becomes a simple magnifying glass.

There was a lot of praise in the live broadcast room.

"Fortunately, it's me, Jiang Shen, who can go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, install broadband, and fight wild wolves. There is nothing difficult for him."

"Zhou Niannian is really short-sighted. I thought her pair was plain glasses."

"Let me tell you a secret, beauties with electric eyes are basically near-sighted, the higher the degree, the more electric the eyes."

"Aren't you afraid to waste your eyes if you look like this?"

It does look a bit tedious to the eyes, but it can barely be seen.

What surprised Jiang Fan even more happened. He thought this kind of thing was a kind of writing.Vertex Fiction

There is still some worry in my heart, whether I can understand the characters that are older than oracle bone inscriptions.

However, after looking at it clearly with a magnifying glass, Jiang Fan discovered that the words of this kind of thing are also words, and it can also be said that they are not words.

Because they are a kind of "a collection of words".

For example, it is a bit like the familiar QR code.

In daily life, after everyone scans the QR code with scanning software, all the information actually hidden in the QR code will be fully interpreted.

The QR code itself is a collection of strange patterns.

This "collection of words" is even more special. Every time Jiang Fan looks at a word with a magnifying glass, a piece of information will pop up in Jiang Fan's mind.

What is described in it is basically the battle between Chi You and the Yellow Emperor in ancient times.

Jiang Fan couldn't help muttering to himself, and read out all the received information.

"After defeating Shen Nong, Ji Xuanyuan of the Xiong clan challenged my master Chi You!"

"Ji Xuanyuan has the ability to be unpredictable. He formulated astronomy and calendars, taught the people the art of raising silkworms and building buildings, taught the art of medical treatment, and even invented writing!"

"It also has huge and rich resources. Emperor Yan, who was defeated by us, has also belonged to him."

"The strength of the Jiuli tribe is not comparable to it. Many tribes persuaded their masters to submit to the Yellow Emperor."

"But the warriors of the Jiuli tribe will never submit to anyone. There can only be one emperor in the world."

"In the outskirts of Zhuolu, the Jiuli clan and the Xuanyuan clan will fight to the death."

Jiang Fan nodded. It seems that this history is narrated from the perspective of the historian of the Chiyou Tribe.

In the tribal era, there were people who were responsible for recording history, which Jiang Fan did not expect.

Ji Xuanyuan is the legendary Yellow Emperor, and the deeds of the Yellow Emperor mentioned are roughly consistent with the historical records.

"In the outskirts of Zhuolu, the two armies are locked in a stalemate. The warriors fought bravely, and it was impossible to tell the winner."

"My master, Chiyou, has a bronze forehead, a bull head, three heads and six arms, and wields six kinds of magical weapons. The enemy falls like mowing grass."

"My grandson Gun Gun, as the owner's mount, is dressed in iron armor and is as fast as lightning on the battlefield."

Jiang Fan raised his forehead and looked at the panda.

No, it's really called rolling!

What's wrong, according to this statement, Gun Gun is the grandson of the official historian, isn't the official historian a panda!

Some people even let pandas serve as historians!

After thinking about it, Jiang Fan felt that this might be an exaggerated Spring and Autumn brushwork.

For example, Chi You is very powerful, so it is exaggerated that he has three heads and six arms, a bull head and a bronze forehead.

It's not surprising that they call their pet panda grandson, and many people call their pet dogs their sons.

This piece of information, relying on Jiang Fan's own imagination, can barely make sense.

The following narration left Jiang Fan a little confused.

"Master Chi You used magical power to spray out billowing thick fog, covering the entire wilderness, and it would not disperse for three days and three nights!"

"Yellow Emperor's soldiers lost their way, but at this moment, the mechanical puppet drives the compass car that can point out the direction, rushes into the formation, and leads them out!"

"The Yellow Emperor's mining area is rich in resources, and he really created a terrifying golem mech!"

"Master's ally, Fengbo Yushi, immediately came to support, Fengbo's propeller started, and the wind blew up the mountains and trees!"

"The rain master also fired the rain cannon, and it rained like a waterfall. In an instant, the whole wilderness was flooded and turned into a sea."

"Yellow Emperor's friend, the demon Hanba came to help in time. Her whole body is covered with white hair, and her hair is made of countless snakes spewing letters! She looks hideous."

"It is said that wherever she goes, all energy will be exhausted, and even the energy of life will stop flowing."

"Sure enough, the power of the wind and rain was absorbed by the Hanba. Fengbo Yushi died in battle, and the master withdrew to the Holy Land."

"He intends to draw out the Jiuyi Tianzun Sword and launch a final challenge to Emperor Yan and Huang."

After reading this history, Jiang Fan was immediately stunned.

Not only Jiang Fan was dumbfounded, but all the experts and netizens in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded.

This stele...why does it still have Calvin on it?

Chapter 168 Another Civilization?pry!Pry them all for me!

Seeing that Jiang Fan had finished reading the text of the stele, the panda quickly grabbed the stele and hid it under the fur.