Sister Tuanzi, who didn't know why, asked back.
"What are you doing? Constipation?"
"me......"
The big horse monkey was too painful to speak, and the expression on his whole face was miserable.
He didn't dare to move, his whole body was tense, for fear that the thing behind him would take a step deeper.
I scolded my mother in my heart.
This night was too unlucky.
Didn't he just catch a bamboo rat?Which god did you recruit?
How can you just sit on your ass... sit on...
The sharp pain made his brain almost lose his ability to think.
Sister Tuanzi was worried, so she came over and helped Da Mahou stand up.
But she didn't have enough strength, and she staggered a bit just as she was halfway up.
The big horse monkey lost his strength and sat down again.
"Ow—"
Another scream.
Sister Tuanzi was so shocked that she was in a daze.
She was a little baffled.
"You screamed so badly, why, who exploded you?"
"I...I boil!"
Having suffered the second injury, the big horse monkey was completely speechless.
In the live broadcast room, I was already laughing like crazy.
"The chrysanthemum remains~the ground is full of injuries~your smile has turned yellow~"
"Let's give the big horse monkey a round of applause. He single-handedly told us that bamboo shoots can not only be eaten, but also... ahem. He understands everything."
"Seeing this, my chrysanthemum tightened, Zhuo, I felt the same way."
"Stranger, you haven't done the levator ani exercise today, don't look down, and do ten levator ani exercises first."
"Sister Tuanzi gave a second crit attack without knowing it. You really deserve it, sister Tuanzi!"
Those viewers only felt that they really empathized.
All kinds of rockets and planes were thrown out, just to appease my injured little heart.
As for the case of the horse monkey, they agreed that it was because the sky was too dark and the other party did not see it.
To sum up, the misery is really miserable, but it is also self-inflicted.
in the dormitory.
The screams of the big horse monkey, like a duet, came from the speakers of the two computers.
Lin Yang twisted into a ball subconsciously, as if he felt the same way.
He hugged himself tightly, with a terrified expression on his face.
"It's too miserable. I didn't catch many bamboo rats, so the body was hurt first."
"This is a psychological shadow that can't be made up for no matter how many bamboo rats you eat!!!"
He subconsciously said, turning his head to look at Zhou Ye.
Sure enough, the other party had already turned off the screen recording and started editing.
The two screams of the big horse monkey have been cut into a short section, which is probably to be made into ghost music.
"..."
After a moment of silence, Lin Yang silently looked away.
Well, as long as he can't see, he is not an accomplice of the ghost animal up master.
Even if he asked Zhou Ye to watch this passage.
The real video of ghosts and animals came out, and it had nothing to do with him.
Thinking of this, Lin Yang breathed a sigh of relief, and happily continued watching the live broadcast.
The melon seeds in my hand kept peeling.
This is not the main event.
Thinking of Jiang Fan's words before, Lin Yang counted on waiting for fun.
Sure enough, Zhou Niannian packed up almost everything in the camp, and put the collected dry firewood, food and water into the tent.
The tents were closed and the rain fell.
"pat-"
"pat-"
At first it was a drop or two of bean raindrops hitting the tent, making a bang bang sound.
Two or three seconds later, the rain suddenly became heavier.
Downpours of rain poured down from the sky.
Hiding in the tent, Zhou Niannian curled up together, the burning stake was still emitting heat, it was very warm.
Listening to the sound of rain, on the contrary, there is a feeling of hypnosis.
Windproof and waterproof tents play an excellent role at this moment.
In this rainy day, Zhou Niannian can also fall asleep peacefully.
But other players were not so lucky.
Because of the rain, Dai Xiaomei and Mu Zi completely fell apart the shelter.
The two women howled in the rain, frantically maintaining the final stability.
But as soon as they let go, the shelter instantly fell to the side.
The two women standing in the rain felt desolate.
I'm afraid I won't even be able to sleep tonight.
Getting wet in the rain at the penalty station outside may have become their destination.
The dense and rapid rain washes down, revealing the fine curves of the two women——
Except for Little Sister Dai's confrontation with A, everything is fine.
They looked at each other, wanting to cry but not crying.
Compared with them, the whoring teacher and Dumas are obviously more experienced.
They had strengthened the shelter a long time ago, and sat happily in the wooden house watching the rain.
Unexpectedly, in the next second, a drop of rain fell on their heads.
Flying with a cool heart.
Looking up, countless rainwater flows down the top of the small house——
A small roof without a drainage system cannot withstand rain at all.
The point is, they didn't even consider waterproofing.
Although there is a block of wood, water is still leaking from the top of the two heads.
This time, happiness is gone.
The two of them turned unhappy in an instant, watching the pouring rain in front of them blankly, and their hearts were also chilled.
"Little Dumas, let me say, build a new house tomorrow. At least... put more leaves on it."
"Well... I think it will work."
The voices of the two couldn't be heard clearly in the rainstorm, but they could tell the clue from their distressed expressions.
But the worst ones are Da Mahou and Sister Tuanzi who were completely unprepared.
"Ahhh! Slow down! It hurts me to death!"
Chapter 42 Disasters continue, the worst partner in the match
"Aww, it hurts, it hurts. Don't be so fast."
"You woman, can't you be gentle?"
"Hiss—it's cracked, it must be cracked, I'm at odds with this bamboo shoot!"
Facing the violent wind and rain, the Dama monkey clutched his butt wanting to cry without tears.
With the help of sister Tuanzi who knew the truth, he finally got out of the bamboo shoots.
There was a burning sensation behind him, and the feeling of constipation for a week made him feel dizzy, tears streaming down his cheeks, but they were quickly washed away by the rain.
"Who says a man doesn't flick his tears easily, but he hasn't reached the point where he's sad... cough cough!"
"Bah bah bah!"
The big horse monkey howled, its mouth was filled with ashes from the rainwater.
Sister Tuanzi, whose face was already flushed, glared at him angrily and urged.
"Don't be poor, isn't popping chrysanthemums going to make you happy?"
"Let's go, hurry back to the cave."
"Now it's raining, if the clothes are not dried, there is still a risk of catching a cold."
As she spoke, she glanced at the sky worriedly.
It was one degree darker than usual, with extremely low visibility.
They couldn't find food before, and this time they traveled a long distance, which is already an adventure.
If something goes wrong when you go back, it will definitely be a major blow.
Especially the Malaysian monkey now... In this way, it takes a little more time to be eliminated in minutes.
It is not surprising that she has such worries.
The big horse monkey also nodded at this moment, covering his buttocks with his right hand, and stretched out his left hand towards Sister Tuanzi.
"My legs are weak and my back hurts. Please support me."
Being supported, he finally felt better behind him, and looked back at the bamboo shoots, somewhat unbearable.
"It's because of my destiny that this bamboo shoot grows here, why don't we break it back and eat it."
"Ugh—if you want to eat it, I don't want to eat it covered with 'fertilizer'. By the way, your pants seem to be torn."
"Damn it! Then go back, hurry back!"
Speaking of his own pants, Da Ma Hou realized something, the expression on his face changed instantly, and he hurriedly urged.
Sister Tuanzi naturally obeyed his wishes, supported him, and walked back in the rain with difficulty.
The tragic situation of the two people almost made those who heard it feel sad and those who saw it wept.
The bad-hearted director also zoomed in on the camera at this moment.
Under the heavy rain, the bamboo shoot couldn't be seen clearly, but the fabric hanging on the bamboo shoot fluttered in the wind, so people could definitely see it clearly.
Who can stand this?
"Switch quickly! Switch my eyes! I can't see this!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"Not to mention, sister Tuanzi is really miserable. The big horse monkey has fallen, and she will be needed to help after that. In this regard, the treatment between her and sister Zhou is really incomparable."
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