Forced to start the game, summon a hundred thousand snow dragon riders

However, it is precisely the existence of such a brain tonic emperor that saves Li Xiu a lot of trouble.

Even the Yushi doctor and Shang Shupushe, who wanted to "admonish each other with death" just now, stopped.

Looking at these two old fellows who just criticized him for being obsessed with sex, Li Xiu's eyes suddenly flashed brightly, and then said flatly: "Doctor Yu Shi, Shang Shupu shoots."

"I seem to have heard just now that the two of you criticized me for being obsessed with women and not doing a proper job?"

Li Xiu's voice fell, and for a moment, all the civil and military officials in the court looked at Doctor Yushi and Shang Shupushe in unison.

The eyes are quite bad.

Chapter 76 My criteria for choosing a concubine are only three words

"Your Majesty, nothing!"

Doctor Yu Shi quickly denied it. If he admitted it, the two of them would be isolated by the entire court immediately, and even squeezed out by all civil and military officials.

"Whoever said it is whoever said it! This is simply a slander to His Majesty!"

Doctor Yushi began to perform a duet with Shang Shupu, "Not to mention that His Majesty did this to stabilize people's hearts, even if it wasn't, His Majesty has fought for so many years, what's wrong with enjoying it?"

"What the Yushi doctor said is very true! Your Majesty is a generation of heroes, let alone two beauties, even if you have ten beauties, what's the problem with a hundred beauties?"

"Which of the ancient sages didn't start with three thousand beauties in the harem? The number of concubines in the harem reflects the emperor's ability to a certain extent, and reflects the strength of the dynasty!"

"I have always felt that Your Majesty should accept more beauties and concubines, enrich the harem, spread branches and leaves for the royal family, and show that my Tang Dynasty has returned to the prosperous age!"

Shang Shupu shoots justice and speaks authentically.

Li Xiu looked at the two fools with disdain.

These two guys have thick skins, even the walls of Chang'an City can't compare to them!

But these two guys were going to write a letter to criticize him just now, how could Li Xiu let them go so easily.

"I also think that what the two lovers said is very reasonable."

Li Xiu smiled and nodded, "Then this is the important task of enriching the harem and selecting beauties for me, and I will leave it to Aiqing and you two."

Hearing Li Xiu's words, the smiles on the faces of Doctor Yushi and Shang Shupushe suddenly froze.

Then it turned into two bitter faces.

Since ancient times, those who chose concubines for the emperor have received extremely poor evaluations from later generations, and they will basically be classified as treacherous officials by historians.

For example, Fei Zhongyouhun.

It will last forever.

And the two of them obviously want to be virtuous ministers!

The reason why they criticized Li Xiu for being obsessed with women is that they wanted to gain a reputation as a political minister and a name of Qingliu?

However, how dare they shirk His Majesty's will?

What's more, they just now highly respected Concubine Li Xiuna, and now that the other party has handed over this "honor" to them, if they refuse to refuse, wouldn't it be contradictory?

Therefore, even though he knew that this was a job with a bad reputation, Doctor Yu Shi and Shang Shupu shot the two of them, he still forced a smile on his face, and said in a deep voice: "Minister, I must do my best."

Li Xiu said with a smile: "You two lovers don't have to worry, my criteria for choosing a concubine is very simple, just three words!"

"I don't know what three words His Majesty said?"

Doctor Yu Shi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and asked cautiously.

If there are only three words, it shouldn't be difficult, right?

"Beautiful, thin, warped!"

Li Xiu paused every word.

"Beautiful, thin, warped?"

Doctor Yushi and Shang Shupushe looked at each other, obviously puzzled.

They can still understand the first word, but what do the second and third words mean?

Only then did Li Xiu casually explain to the two: "Beauty means beauty in person and beauty in heart!"

"Slim, because the waist is thin and the legs are thin!"

"Pissing up, it's for the buttocks, the buttocks!"

"Satisfy these three words before you can enter the palace!"

After listening to Li Xiu's explanation, Doctor Yu Shi and Shang Shupu shot at the two of them, and their faces became a little ugly.

Your Majesty, these seem to be three words, but the actual content is quite a lot. Your request is not so high!

But now that they have been accepted in front of civil and military officials, the two have no room for repentance, they can only bow their hands to Li Xiu, and said: "Your Majesty must strictly follow your majesty's requirements for selection!"

The two of them complained incessantly.

Contesting the emperor's beauty is a controversial matter, coupled with His Majesty's simple and crude selection criteria, it may be difficult for the two of them not to be considered traitors by later generations.

……

Fufeng County.

After Riba was defeated by Yue Fei outside Xianyang City, he led his remnants back to Longyou to join the remaining 50 Tubo army.

With 50 fresh troops, Gerba was immediately full of energy, like a shriveled balloon, filled with air again, and his fighting spirit was high!

Leading an army of nearly 60, they once again fought seven consecutive corps battles with Yue Fei's 20 Beiwei army in the wilderness of Guanzhong!

However, Japan lost every battle. After seven battles, there were only less than 60 of the nearly 20 Tubo army.

The army is fighting less and less.

On the other hand, the Beiwei army marched forward all the way, seven battles and seven victories, all the way to Huanglong, unstoppable!

It is approaching the base camp of the Tubo army, Fufeng is coming!

Riba was shocked and turned pale, and quickly ordered the Tubo army to switch from offensive to defensive, and stick to the land of Longyou.

This is Gerba's last stubbornness!

If they lose again, their Tubo army will really be driven back to the plateau!

On the other hand, Gerba still had a glimmer of hope for the Turks.

Their Tubo army fought against the main force of the Tang army in Guanzhong. On the Turkic side, only Xiang Yu defended alone. It should not be difficult for the Turkic cavalry to break through the Tang army's defense line and invade the Central Plains, right?

But very soon, this glimmer of hope of Gerba was shattered by a military report!

The 30 Turkic cavalry were raided by Xiang Yu's [-] Snow Dragon Cavalry, and they were in chaos. More than [-] cavalry were beheaded, leaving only tens of thousands of remnants, who fled back to Mobei overnight.

Even the coach Tuli died in the chaos.

Not even a body was found.

"Trash, trash!"

Rhiba stomped his feet angrily, and tore the military newspaper in his hand to pieces.

Several Tubo generals on the side looked at each other in blank dismay.

I secretly cursed in my heart.

General, are you really ashamed to talk about others?

The 80 Tubo army is almost wiped out by you. How dare you call others trash?

But they are just talking in their hearts.

See through but not say through, still a good brother.

After making some eye contact, a Tubo general strode out and said in a deep voice: "General, the Turkic reinforcements have been lost, and our army has been losing streak in recent days and has suffered heavy losses. It is no longer able to compete with the Tang army. The final general implores the general to immediately order to withdraw from Tubo! "

With the leader, several other Tubo generals stepped forward one after another and said to Riba, "General, please give an order to withdraw back to Tubo!"

Seeing the situation in front of him, Gerba's face darkened.

Could it be that he couldn't hold back even his last stubbornness?

Is it really going to end in such a shameful way?

Gerba looked unwilling.

However, he also understood that there was really no need to continue fighting.

60 beats the remaining 20, and if you go on, you have to wear out your underwear!

What's more, the Tubo army was defeated in seven battles, and their morale was almost zero. Now there is a saying among the Tubo army.

Shaking the mountains is easy, but shaking Yue Fei's army is difficult!

It's time to make a hard choice!

"Get out..."

Gerba sighed, as if he had aged ten years.

A group of Tubo generals saw that Riba had finally given up struggling, and there was a smile on their faces, but before the smile lasted for a long time, suddenly,

"Report!"

A Tubo spy rushed in with a face full of panic, "One hundred thousand Tang troops, I don't know when they went around the rear of our army and stole the Dazhen Pass!"

"General, our army's retreat back to Tubo was cut off by the Tang army!"

"What did you say?!"

Riba's eyes widened, he kicked his legs, and passed out directly.

Chapter 77 Listen, are these human words?

Several Tubo generals rushed forward and tried all kinds of methods, but they failed to wake up Riba.

At this time, one of the generals had an idea, and said in a deep voice: "General, if you don't wake up, we can only dedicate you to Yue Fei!"

The voice just fell.

Gerba suddenly opened his eyes.

As if the robot heard the activation command, it woke up instantly.

"Yue Fei?! This general must not fall into Yue Fei's hands!"

Gerba's eyes were gloomy, mixed with a trace of panic.

He even has Yue Fei in his nightmares now.

When I went to sleep at night, I lifted the quilt and saw that there were Yue Fei inside.

The word Yue Fei has become his nightmare.

"A [-] army! Tang Jun, there are still [-] troops around!"

Gerba looked ugly.

He never dreamed that in the face of his Tubo army of 80 troops, Yue Fei would still have the strength to send a surprise soldier to surround them and cut off their Tubo army's way back!

This is from the very beginning, I want to close the door and beat the dog!

Immediately, the fear of Yue Fei in Zhi'erba's heart deepened again.

"General, the way back has been cut off, now we can only go out of the city, and fight Yue Fei to the death!"

A Tubo general said with grief and indignation on his face.

"People in the Central Plains have a saying in the art of war, which is to put them to death and then live. Now we are in the middle of death. Only by fighting to the death can we have a chance of survival!"

Another Tubo general said in a deep voice.

Rierba's eyes flickered for a while, and then he nodded, "Yue Fei wants to wipe out my Tubo army. This general, I must make him pay a heavy price!"

"Tang Jun must be shown the bloodiness of our Tubo warriors!"

"The last general is waiting for someone, let's go down and prepare for the battle!"

Seeing the decisive attitude of Riba as the coach, several Tubo generals also nodded one after another. They have already made up their minds to fight to the death.

However, seeing all the generals leave, Gerba's resolute eyes disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.