Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

In 2200, the "Feisheng" observed the trajectory of the alien fleet for the first time. To be cautious, Zhou Su chose to keep the spacecraft silent. The shortest distance between the deep space exploration spacecraft and the alien fleet is only 100 million kilometers.

In 2250, 'Feisheng' received news from the Earth's Deep Space Foundation again. Zhou Su found that the president seemed to be smiling reluctantly. The fund for the foundation's deep space signal was raised by him through various means. There are many, many Humans on Earth are addicted to virtual games, hibernation technology is used on a large scale, and many people pin their hopes on the future.

In 2350, the 'Ascension' received a large-scale galaxy broadcast message. After several months of deciphering, it was a signal sent by a fifth-level commercial civilization 'Ameba'. There was a simple star map in the signal. There are several public trading locations established by this civilization on the map, and it is also a gathering place for many low-level civilizations.

Level [-] civilization: An advanced civilization that masters advanced technologies such as flight at a hundred times faster than the speed of light, artificial gravity, and superpower fields, and can easily travel between stars.

In 2500, "Feisheng" has not received a message from the Earth's Deep Space Foundation for a long time. The artificial intelligence "Er Le" in the spacecraft has awakened his consciousness, but he is very lazy and confuses the researchers.

In 2550, the 'Flying Ascension' came into contact with amoeba civilization for the first time. Zhou Su chose to trade some things for the sake of scientific progress. New civilization historiography, Buyuan Dandan formula, and Lele's hair unexpectedly sold for a large price. After the branch civilization bought a star warship, it began to develop rapidly.

In 3000, the human branch civilization became a third-level civilization, successfully reached Gliese 581g, and the new civilization 'Han' began to be constructed.

In 3001, Zhou Su retired from the military.

Zhou Su looked at the direction of the earth from the observation cabin of the planetary mothership 'Hope', and said silently: Will the future of mankind always improve?

Lele where are you?

Chapter 0034 Bitch

On July 1990, 7, it was sunny and hot.

Yantai, Xiangshui, Nanhe Township Judicial Office.

The trees in the large courtyard of the judicial office were listless from the scorching sun, and Zhizhi kept barking on the branches, which made Qi Tongwei, an assistant of the judicial office, a little more anxious.

A graduate student from a top-ranking university with excellent grades and the chairman of the student union was actually assigned to be a judicial assistant in a mountainous area. He couldn't believe it when he received the notice.

The Liang family really covered the sky with one hand.

"Xiaowei, pour me a cup of tea!"

"Here we come!" Qi Tongwei hurriedly stood up to serve the old people.

It is common for old people in the workplace to bully newcomers. Back then, he had the audacity to serve tea and sweep the floor to the professor of the History Department of Handong in order to keep his position as the chairman of the student union.

At the end of the day, except for taking a break when sorting out files, he is busy in the office.

Before five o'clock in the afternoon, the office is empty, leaving early has become a habit for the old employees here, and it's nothing to do anyway.

Walking in front of the only old prosecutor in the office who was still there, Qi Tongwei said in a low voice, "Leader, is there anything else you want me to do?"

The old chief prosecutor put down the newspaper, pushed his eyes, and looked at the young man in front of him. It's a pity that he has seen the performance of this talented student these days.

"Hey!" The old leader sighed: "It's okay, go back and rest early."

"Okay." Qi Tongwei agreed, but stopped talking.

"What? Do you have to find some work?" The old chief prosecutor laughed.

After refilling the leader's cup with some tea, Qi Tongwei began to approach him: "Hey, leader, I want to ask what is the procedure for promotion?"

"Hehe, promotion?" The old chief prosecutor smiled: "Do you know how many years I have worked here? 20 years!"

"I'm one of the first batch of college students in our country, and I'm also the one with the highest education in the institute so far. If I'm sent here, I won't even think about getting promoted!"

Qi Tongwei was stunned.

"Did you offend someone? Think of a way, let the family pay some money, pay a gift, apologize, and transfer away." The old chief prosecutor persuaded him earnestly as someone who had experienced it.

He will retire in a few months, and he is not afraid of saying the wrong thing.

"Of course, if people insist on punishing you, you can learn from me. You can spend a day with a cup of tea and a newspaper, and you can still be reimbursed if you get sick. How about life? Isn't it just messing around~" After finishing speaking, the old chief prosecutor picked up his teacup and drank it happily. Take a sip.

"Tsk, the tea made by this graduate student is different!"

Qi Tongwei returned to the assigned dormitory almost in a daze, the two of them shared a room, and the other one had already moved out.

At that time, he was the only college student in his village over the years, but his family's conditions were very poor, his parents died early, and he had no money to go to school.

Zhang Luo, a few elders in the village, hosted a banquet for him to enter school. There were four dishes in total, a plate of peanuts, a plate of cucumbers, a plate of scrambled eggs, and a large bowl of stewed chicken.

What I drank was loose wine made by the elders.

And it is stipulated that the person who comes to eat today is at least 5 yuan per person, there is no cap, and it depends on personal ability.

A businessman took 50 yuan, and most of them were 10 yuan. The wine was delicious, and the food was delicious.

On that day, Qi Tongwei smacked his head hard three times. He vowed that he would become famous. He wanted to make every family in the village eat meat, wear new clothes, have money for medical treatment, and children can afford to go to school.

At school, he studied hard, tried hard to please the school leaders, achieved top grades, became the chairman of the student union, and talked about an excellent girlfriend who loved him.

In the end, because a rotten woman who had been played by others confessed to him and was rejected, that woman took advantage of his father's power to send him to such a poor country, and transferred his girlfriend to Shangjing, so that they could divide the two places .

God!How unfair!

At this moment, Qi Tongwei's anger almost burned himself, and he even wanted to drop everything and kill that woman.

"Wow!" A pot of cold water was poured on his head, and Qi Tongwei tried to convince himself: "No, I can't live up to the expectations of the folks. I have knowledge and education. Even if I don't go into politics, I can still stand out!"

"But... bang!" Qi Tongwei slammed his fist on the wall: "Liang Lu, I'm the eighteenth generation of your family's ancestors!"

Red blood stained the white walls.

At this moment, he even wanted to go back to college to marry that bitch woman, and then abuse her severely and abuse him for the rest of his life!

"Meow~" A soft meow made Qi Tongwei excited, like a basin of cold water poured directly from the top of his head, instantly extinguishing his anger.

Turning his head, he saw a kitten the size of his palm sitting on his desk, licking its paws, tilting its head, its blue round eyes staring at him curiously, as gentle as water.

With the pointed ears, delicate nose and mouth, and such a small body, Qi Tongwei suddenly felt his heart melt, and even felt that this was an angel sent by God to save him.

Pulling out the broken chair under the desk, Qi Tongwei sat on it and looked at the little yellow cat.

This little yellow cat didn't know where it came from, but it wasn't afraid of strangers at all, still looking at him with its head tilted, its fluffy golden tail dangling back and forth, like cotton candy.

Stretching out his finger, Qi Tongwei carefully placed it on the little yellow cat's forehead.

In an instant, the world was silent.

Tranquility, at this moment, his mind seems to exist but not to exist, to think but not to think, as if falling into a state of complete silence.

It seemed to be a moment, or a hundred years or a thousand years, Qi Tongwei slowly opened his eyes. At this time, his face was as calm as water, without a trace of hostility.

"I'm a graduate student from a prestigious university. There are so many teachers and classmates. If I don't go into politics, there are other ways out! Besides, she, Liang Lu, can cover the sky in Handong, so can she do it in the whole of China?"

"Even if he can, her old man is getting old. He will retire in a few years, and the trees will fall and the monkeys will scatter. I am still young. As long as I don't die, I will always succeed."

"What should be done now is to keep a low profile, let them forget themselves, supplement themselves along the way, and improve themselves!"

Either muttering to himself, or waking up, then Qi Tongwei smiled and stroked the kitten's head with his big rough hands: "You are my lucky star, and if I, Qi Tongwei, eat meat, I will have your soup to drink."

The little yellow cat narrowed its eyes comfortably, then raised its head, signaling him to move down a little.

Qi Tongwei let go of his hand directly, and pushed the kitty away: "Be good, I will take you to dinner later." Then he picked up the book "In-depth Understanding of Computer Systems" on the table and started serious

In his opinion, with the development of science and technology, the future will definitely be an era in which computers are networks. Although he graduated from the Department of Political Science and Law, mastering one more technology is equal to one more bargaining chip in the future.

"The composition of pipeline instructions, virtual memory, compilation system, dynamic loading library..."

Qi Tongwei has never felt that reading is such a joyful thing. He can master every knowledge point and every complex theoretical algorithm almost instantly, and he can even recall the teachings of his university classroom teachers, and then draw inferences about other cases from one instance.

I want to study!

Five hours later, Qi Tongwei recovered from the intense hunger and closed his eyes. All the knowledge seemed to be deeply imprinted in his mind, which was completely different from before. Before, he had to review many times to deepen his impression before he could master it.

Why did I suddenly become smarter?

The active Qi Tongwei turned his head to look at the little milk cat lying on the table beside the table, sometimes flicking his tail boredly, no, it was a divine beast, an opportunity for him to change his destiny!

Qi Tongwei was a little excited, but also a little suspicious and asked the little yellow cat: "You, can you understand me?"

Miao Le raised her eyebrows, this year's excrement shoveling officer seemed to be a bit smart, thought for a while, and nodded.

The iron skin of the Creation Realm is perfect, with the strength of thousands of catties, and unparalleled speed, he doesn't mind showing more miracles.

Seeing the beast nodding, at this moment, Qi Tongwei thought a lot, and there were even supernatural stories circulating in the village, but this ability to improve wisdom is really delicious, the key is that there may be other special abilities.

"Life is like an ant, and you should have a lofty ambition! Life is as thin as paper, and you should have an unyielding heart! A man was born in the world, how can he live in depression for a long time?"

Without hesitation, Qi Tongwei immediately cupped his fists and bent down deeply: "Brother, please accept my younger brother Qi Tongwei to worship. From now on, your will will be my direction."

Meow Le is stupid.

Afterwards, if he realized something, if he had such a thick skin before, he would also be able to make a fortune!It seems that this year's shit shoveling officer is very good!

While Qi Tongwei was waiting anxiously, Miao Le finally stretched out his claws in his expectant eyes, and hooked him.

The clever little brother hurried forward to help his elder brother. The moment he touched his paw, Qi Tongwei stopped in place instantly, and a lot of knowledge flooded into his mind.

The eldest brother is called Miao Le.

Formulas and secret recipes of Buyuan Dan, various Chinese medicine techniques and theories.

There are also computer technologies: "Internet Information Voice and Video Communication", "Internet Security Attack and Defense", "Face Fingerprint Recognition", "QR Code", "Artificial Intelligence Development", "Computer Hardware Iteration"...

Another key event in a parallel world.

The basic training method of the human race: "Go to you's Zhuyuan Dan Xuan Gong", the name is really strange.

......

An hour later, Qi Tongwei opened his eyes, and then collapsed directly on the chair. Such a large and complex memory was suddenly transmitted to his mind, which was a serious challenge to his brain.

He closed his eyes and rested his mind. Half an hour later, he was recovering, and smiled bitterly: "I thought my wisdom was enough, but with so much knowledge, how long will it take me to understand and absorb it in the future."

Then he laughed loudly: "However, thanks Brother Le, if I have a bite to eat in the future, I will definitely let you have meat and soup."

Miao Le rolled his eyes at him, jumped onto the bed lightly, fell asleep, and practiced automatically. The breakthrough of the iron skin reached a critical stage. The whole body except the head was covered by a layer of mysterious and complicated rune membrane, which could be rounded and uniform at any time. The next level of practice.

Is what I want meat?If you don't have ten or eight little girls in uniforms of white silk and black silk give me a massage, I'll be sorry for what I've done to you!

However, I didn't expect that although Qi Tongwei had thick eyebrows and big eyes, the dormitory was quite clean, and the mat on the bed had almost no smell, but it was a little hot.

Seeing his elder brother resting, Qi Tongwei quickly took out a piece of steamed bun from under the desk, picked up a fan, fanned his elder brother while having dinner, and tried hard to absorb the knowledge in his mind.

Opportunities are always reserved for careful people.

Chapter 0035 Dormancy

On the second day, he boiled some hot water in the morning, and then masturbated it for a while. After eating two steamed buns, Qi Tongwei continued to work on the hot wind. He had already found out that his big brother didn’t like his steamed buns, so he planned to come back at noon and buy one. fresh fish.

It was only nine o'clock, and there was a bare sun hanging in the sky, without even a cloud covering it. It was like throwing a fireball down, and when I walked into the office, I was sweating all over.

"Xiaowei is here, pour me a cup of tea!"

"Xiaowei, pour me a glass too!"

"Sweep the floor."

Qi Tongwei paused for a moment, glanced at a few old fritters who were eating and waiting to die, and smiled: "Sorry, I have something to do." Then he returned to his seat and began to write the meeting minutes assigned to him by the old prosecutor.

"Hey, as expected of a famous college student, he flirts with us old employees after only a few days of work!"

"You know what, a graduate student, you do big... things!"

......

Regardless of the cynicism from several uncles and aunts, Qi Tongwei quickly finished today's tasks, poured a cup of tea, picked up yesterday's newspaper, and began to sort out the knowledge in his mind.

It's just a dog barking, don't pay attention.

Half an hour later, the aunts couldn't talk any more. The quarrel was rewarded with pleasure. This handsome young man didn't even move his face. They felt that they were mentally ill talking to themselves. The most important thing was that the weather was too hot.

Qi Tong sitting at the door.However, Wei didn't feel the heat at all. He was refreshed on happy occasions, not to mention sweating now, even if he was exposed to the sun, he would enjoy it.

Every moment is absorbing knowledge and becoming stronger.

At noon, after spending three yuan to go to the vegetable market to bring back a big fish, after serving his elder brother's meal, Qi Tongwei began to think about the next stage of development planning.

First of all, is the future in business or politics?

Thinking of the face of the Liang family, and recalling how his prospective father-in-law and mother-in-law looked down on him at his girlfriend's house, Qi Tongwei decided without hesitation to pursue politics in the future.

Buddha fights for a stick of incense, and people fight for breath. He just wants those who look down on him and those who bully him to regret.

Besides, since ancient times in China, businessmen and officials have been closely related. Without power, money cannot be collected. In the future, if he lacks money and spends his knowledge, he can easily support an agent businessman.

Now that he has decided to go into politics, no matter how he behaves in this small judicial office, there will be no way out, so he has to find a way to transfer to a big city.