Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

"Young man, listen to me, your illness is so curable, you don't need this, if I don't have an elder who needs this medicine, I wouldn't even pay this price, 14!"

"Nonsense, I don't have one, it's impossible! 15!" The young man directly denied San Lian.

......

Finally, after the 20 was raised, the store manager pulled the young man aside and whispered. The two seemed to have reached a deal, and they laughed strangely.

"What's your surname, sir? Our store has received 20 yuan for your medicine. What do you think?" The store manager was kind to Qi Tongwei, who was disheveled. 20, he kept smiling, without showing any timidity.

Qi Tongwei has always kept in mind Teacher Gao's teaching: no matter whether a person is proud or frustrated, don't lose your temper, and managing your emotions well is the foundation of success.

Although he was very excited in his heart, and even planning how to spend the money, his face still didn't change much, and he smiled: "Miangui, the surname is Qi, the boss is cash or transfer."

Maybe the store manager can sell the medicine more expensively, but for him, the 20 yuan is just the start-up capital of his life.

The future is his!

The store manager was surprised, he thought that he would negotiate a price with this outfit, "Then cash, hurry up!"

"Xiao Zheng, entertain the guests, I'll go get the money."

Bing is expensive and fast, this kind of good medicine is usually not seen, so naturally it has to be snatched.

After the boss left, the young man stepped forward, very familiar with him, and stretched out his hand: "Brother Qi, my name is An Yi, let's make friends, next time you have this good thing, let me know, the price is definitely the highest in the market!"

"You also know that my friend is a bit weak, and I am loyal!"

Qi Tongwei took a look at the young man, his skin was dull, his eyes were dark circles, his eyes were big but lifeless, and he looked sullen, obviously imaginary.

Thinking of the Buyuan Pill I was going to configure again, my heart moved, and I also stretched out my hand.

"Qi Tongwei, to be honest, I like to make friends with loyalty like you."

"Haha, Brother Qi."

"Brother An." Qi Tongwei, who graduated from graduate school, is almost 30 years old. Although he is old, he still calls him brother.

In the world of adults, it is natural to praise each other, everyone is a brother.

The two chatted for a while and exchanged phone addresses. The boss finally came out with a bag and a document.

"Mr. Qi, please click, if there is no problem, sign this document and confirm it again at the end. Is your Polygonum multiflorum coming from the right way?"

An Yi on the side smiled: "Boss, this fresh soil was obviously just dug from the mountain. Aren't you trying to offend my elder brother?"

"Haha, there are still necessary procedures." The deal was concluded, and the boss was in a good mood, smiling happily, and didn't mind the young man's teasing.

Ten minutes later, after counting the money, Qi Tongwei suddenly remembered something: "By the way, boss, I still need to buy some medicinal materials and tools for making medicine. Do you have any?"

The boss is surprised, I didn't expect that you, who have thick eyebrows and big eyes, can also dispense medicine?

"Yes, you can make a list of the medicinal materials you want, and if there are more, I will send them to your home."

Without bothering the two masters, Qi Tongwei simply wrote what he needed on the paper at the front desk and handed it to the boss.

After receiving the list, the boss looked at the words first, was stunned for a moment, and then praised: "Smooth and flowing, majestic, good words."

An Yi also came over, took a look, and thought it looked good, but he was not educated, so he paused and praised: "Good!"

Looking at the more than 40 kinds of medicinal materials in the list, although there is no specific formula, the boss deliberated for a while, but the more they looked at it, the more flavorful they became. He only felt that these medicines were in harmony with yin and yang, and had a peculiar charm.

"Mr. Qi, first of all, I have to remind you that selling medicine is against the law if you don't have the appropriate qualifications."

Qi Tongwei was taken aback: "Oh, I ate this myself."

The boss laughed and took it by himself. With so many medicines, how can you take them as a meal?But there was no rebuttal: "Hehe, that's fine, but if Mr. Qi needs it, our store has relevant health care medicine qualification review channels."

"Of course, if the husband is willing to sell prescriptions, our shop can buy them at a high price."

"No, thank you, how much do these cost?"

The boss used a calculator at the front desk to pretend to calculate for a while, what is the cost price for this, and the loss price for that, and the last stop: "Chenghui, 16888."

As long as the medicinal materials are well preserved, the shelf life is still very long, so Qi Tongwei bought a lot this time, and there are many precious medicinal materials from the previous year, so the price is reasonable.

"Okay, help me send it to my Yantai administrative area, no problem."

"Then what is your address?"

"The Courtyard of the Judiciary."

The boss was startled, good guy, he is still an official person, although these businessmen have a background, they still don't like to deal with official people, and they don't dare to cheat people.

Who knows if this person has any special relationship, when the fire department, sanitation and other departments will investigate every three days, he will stop doing business.

"No problem, the medicinal materials and tools will guarantee the quality and quantity for you." Unknowingly, the boss became more enthusiastic.

Chapter 0037 Rooster

At night, the bright Milky Way traverses the entire sky from south to north, like a silver galaxy flowing overhead,

After collecting the money, going out, and looking up, Qi Tongwei just felt refreshed.

"Hey, hey, brother Qi, what disease can your medicine cure?" An Yi also followed, full of concern for her friend, and persistently asked for medicine.

Qi Tongwei patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, stop being obsessed with pornography, she will overdraw your body like a frog boiled in warm water! Alcohol is poison to the intestines, sex is a knife to scrape bones!"

An Yi: ...It's really not me!

"Speaking of which, my medicine is called Buyuan Pill, which has a miraculous effect on replenishing essence and transforming yuan. It was passed to me by a retired imperial doctor in my hometown. When it is ready, I will leave one for you brother."

"Imperial doctor? Okay, it's a deal!" An Yi's eyes gleamed brightly for a moment, as far as he knew that Qianlong could have a son at the age of 63, this palace secret recipe was really unique in this respect, not to mention anything else.

"If the effect of this medicine is really good, don't worry about the qualification of health care medicine, Brother Qi, I will run for you!"

......

Back at home at 10 o'clock in the evening, all the things I bought were moved in, and more than 15 RMB was spread over the entire bed little by little. Qi Tongwei lay on his back, sleeping happily on the bed, satisfied and carefree.

A little ink fragrance, this is the smell of money!

Miao Le on the side shook her head, turned on the newly purchased electric fan, then jumped onto the newly purchased small bed, closed her eyes, and went to sleep. Today is another full and busy day.

Early the next morning, Qi Tongwei lay on the bed for a while, thinking a lot about having a girlfriend and a future, and then went to the office to ask for a day off.

It took a long time to save money, and several bank employees counted back and forth several times.

For privacy, he rented a big house with a yard. The upper and lower floors are 1000 square meters, and the yard is 200 square meters. It costs 200 yuan a month. He received the medicinal materials and tools, tidied up the room and cleaned, and another busy day passed.

In the next few days, I calmed down and continued to study, researching and researching pharmaceuticals.

On Sunday, a day off, Qi Tongwei rode a borrowed bicycle and went to the city for five hours to buy a new mobile phone, a Nokia 3310, durable and strong.

As soon as he got his mobile phone and registered the number, Qi Tongwei dialed the number that haunted him.

"All... all... all, hello, who is it?"

"Yangyang, me!"

"Tong Wei! What's the matter, what's the matter? Whose mobile phone are you using?" Hearing the voice of his sweetheart, Chen Yang was a little excited.

"Hey, Yangyang, we are rich!" Qi Tongwei couldn't wait to share his joy.

"Tong Wei, I love you. As long as we work hard in the future, you can't take the path of crime!" Chen Yang was a little anxious. She was always afraid that he would miss him when his sweetheart was dispatched to the countryside.

"Hey, I didn't commit a crime. I dug up a century-old Polygonum multiflorum in the mountains and sold it for 20!" Qi Tongwei was a little proud. The man died as a teenager.

"That's good. If you have money, you'd better buy a house in the provincial capital first. Recently, I'm trying to persuade my dad to let him transfer us together. We should get married by then." Chen Yang felt relieved. , an intellectual woman, she has already made plans for the future, she will not give up her job, but she also wants to marry the person she loves.

"Yeah, okay, by the way, when will you have time to come to my place to play?" Qi Tongwei was looking forward to it. It was the first time that the two had been separated for such a long time. During this time, they practiced body exercises, ate well and slept well, so that their energy and blood Exuberant, very confident in his own combat power.

"Come so far, is it fun for you to come here? Don't let me come and lie in bed every day." From college to graduate school, the two have known each other and loved each other for six years, and they have already broken through the last layer of window paper. I understand a little bit.

"Guaranteed to have a surprise!" Qi Tongwei was very confident, among other things, if he touched Brother Le, Chen Yang would be able to pay back the fare.

"Well, let me see if I can arrange a vacation. If there are no surprises, then I want you to look good~huh~" The last sentence of coquettish anger made Qi Tongwei, who was already emotionally ups and downs. several poses.

After chatting for a while, Qi Tongwei put down his phone, and then stopped after doing two sets of body exercises in one breath in the yard, and finally just lay on the ground, giggling.

After a while, he came back to his senses, went back to the house, went upstairs, and made medicine.

Three hours later, Qi Tongwei swallowed while looking at the red liquid medicine in the bowl with a strange smell.

According to the knowledge passed on by Brother Le, if the production procedures of this liquid medicine are correct, coupled with the catalysis of the saliva of the Tmall family, it will be the complete version of Buyuan Pill, which has various magical effects.

Do you drink it directly?

Qi Tongwei suddenly remembered what Teacher Gao once said to him: "This person, no matter how he behaves, does things or speaks, he should think twice before acting."

"What is to think twice? Think about danger, think about retreat, think about change!"

Half an hour later, Qi Tongwei came to the rooster he just bought with a bowl of medicine in his hand: "Cuckoo, cluck."

The rooster put its small head in front of the bowl, looked at it for a while, then turned around and took two steps back, leaving a certain distance, and quickly ran away: "Oh, oh, oh, oh~"

Qi Tongwei was taken aback, this chicken has something, unfortunately, I met him today.

"stop!"

"Oh, cluck~"

"I catch! Huh?"

"Giggle, oooh~"

"Fuck, you're still shitting all over the place! Stop!"

Fifteen minutes later, there was chicken feathers and chicken droppings all over the place. The rooster stood on the courtyard wall, looking down at Qi Tongwei from a high position, tilting his head sideways, clucking a few times from time to time, then turned around, and squeezed out a bubble of shit again with his buttocks facing him ,sparse.

"Stupid, I can fly!"

Qi Tongwei: ...

"Meow~" A soft meow suddenly sounded, and the rooster froze and fell straight off the courtyard wall.

Miao Le couldn't stand it, bullying his younger brother was fine, and even made his house dirty, which is an unforgivable crime!

"Brother Le, you're mighty!" Qi Tongwei hurried forward and held down the cock: "You're stupid, I have a big brother!"

This time he learned the trick, so he tied the rooster's legs and wings with two ropes, opened its mouth, and poured medicine into it with a spoon: "I'm sorry, don't be a chicken in your next life!"

The rooster stared at its legs, kept flapping its wings, shook its head, and let out a tragic cry: "Ooooooh!"

Ten minutes later, after about half a bowl of medicine was infused, Qi Tongwei stopped, unable to infuse it.

After a while, the rooster was tied up and lying on the ground, crowing a few times, hitting the concrete floor vigorously with its mouth, and spraying some shit. It didn't look normal at all.

Qi Tongwei fell into deep thought, then looked at Miao Le on the balcony, hoping that his elder brother could give him an explanation.

Miao Le:? ? ?

This medicine is for people, for chickens, who knows what effect it will have!Besides, this medicine is taken in small pills, if you drink half a bowl, even an elephant will be stuffed to death.

Miao Le turned around, pointed her butt at him, and wagged her tail. If her stomach hadn't been completely digested, she would have punched him in the face.

After another meeting, Qi Tongwei shook his head and saw that the rooster was already lying on the ground, breathing in and not breathing out, and began to tidy up the yard. Under the influence of his girlfriend, he became a bit of a clean freak.

When he was in front of the rooster, the rooster had closed his eyes peacefully, and Qi Tongwei sighed: "Let's be reborn as a human in the next life!"

Suddenly, the rooster opened his eyes and let out a loud cock crow: "cluck cluck!"

"Stretched~", the ropes tied to the wings and legs were directly snapped, and then, the two wings waved quickly, attacking Qi Tongwei like a fighter jet.

"Fuck~" Qi Tongwei hurriedly used the broom to sweep away thousands of troops with one move, that is, to sweep blindly.

The rooster's eyes are red, and he is rushing from left to right. Today, he has to fight this dog man to the death. He can't kill a chicken without nodding his head. He is also tied with drugs. What a dog!

After a while, Qi Tongwei's clothes were caught in tatters, and his arms and thighs were covered with scars. Fortunately, his face was well protected.

There is no other way, come up with a trick!

"Brother Le, Big Brother, Big Brother, help!"

Miao Le, who was watching the excitement on the balcony, rolled her eyes, this year's shit-shoveling officer is too good!

"Meow~"

Hearing this terrifying cry, the rooster stopped, fell back to the ground, and then looked towards the balcony. The rooster felt that its body was full of strength, not to mention the cat, even the tiger felt vulnerable. .

Rush!

Flying to the balcony, before the rooster could react, a yellow shadow flashed in front of it, and then countless cat claws shot at him one after another: infinite combo.