Shenhao grew up from salted fish

Shenhao grew up from salted fish Author: Hanjiang Fisherman

Summary:

Reborn for five years.Mr. Yang sadly re-read the five-year book.The end of the world passed safely, and the younger sister with milk tea married as a wife.In order to break the shackles of fate, Mr. Yang made up his mind to find his aunt...On this day his salted fish system went online...

Chapter 1 Little Man Who Sells Discs

"Let's take a look! Let's take a look! Collectible CDs cost three yuan each, ten yuan three, and two packs of small tissues as a bonus. If you don't buy them, you will lose money, and you won't be fooled."

The rising sun shone on the land of Pengcheng. Yang Yu, wearing a mask, squatted in front of a booth with CDs. The big eyes above the black mask scanned around, looking for his target customers.

Suddenly, Yang Yu noticed a sneaky figure not far away walking towards him.

According to Yang Yu's experience, this must be his target customer! ! !

Quickly tidying up his clothes, Yang Yu took the initiative to greet him with a warm smile on his face.

"Hi, would you like a CD?"

Because of Yang Yu's sudden appearance, the target customer was taken aback. He quickly looked around for a week, and when he found that no one was looking at him, he immediately pulled Yang Yu into a small bush beside him. .

"Ten yuan and three discs, right? Here's the list, take a look at the TV series on it, do you have any?"

Before Yang Yu asked why he dragged himself into the grove, the other party spoke first, and stuffed a note in his trousers into Yang Yu's hand.

Yang Yu, who seemed to be asking something, was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately returned to his original smile.

It turned out to be a cautious customer, and I almost thought that the other party had some special hobbies.

Relieved, Yang Yu immediately opened the note and glanced at the content with the help of the dim light.

"I have all these here, and I'll get them for you."

Yang Yu finished watching, patted his chest with a smile on his face, and trotted towards the booth. This is a big customer who wants [-] CDs at a time. After finishing this ticket... With this order, he can rest for a while.

Not long after, Yang Yu twisted four black plastic bags back to the place where the grove was, stretched out his hands, and handed the bags to the other party.

"Here are the CDs you asked for. There are 310 copies in total. I will give you the extra [-] copies for work hours."

"Well, okay, thank you very much, this is the money for you, when will you come here to sell things next time?"

After the other party gave Yang Yu the money, he excitedly took the four plastic bags from Yang Yu's hand.

Yang Yu took the money, counted it, found nothing wrong, put it in his pocket, and said.

"Maybe he won't be here anytime soon."

After watching the other party go away, Yang Yu whistled happily, returned to his booth, packed up the few CDs on the booth, and wondered when he would be able to raise enough start-up funds to do other things.

.........

It has been five years since he was reborn.

In the past five years, Yang Yu tried his best to get rid of his original ordinary fate, but in the end he was forced to go back to school by his father's clothes hanger.

In this way, Yang Yu spent five years, and finally came to the current Pengcheng University from the Yangcheng University where he studied in his previous life. The reason why he did not go to Yangcheng University is to understand everything......

The end of the world was passed safely, and the younger sister with milk tea got married as a wife. This world seemed to be the same world without the slightest change.

The only difference may be the addition of his soul, who has lived forever.

Knowing that a few days ago today, he came to Pengcheng with the reason of going to school early, obtained some CDs or movie resources through some relationships and sold them, hoping to complete the accumulation of original capital.

This is already the fourth day. In the past four days, he bought 1000 CDs of various types and earned several thousand yuan, but it is obviously impossible to start his plan with this money alone.

"It seems that I can't cut off Lao Liu's pot. It's all caused by lack of money..."

Yang Yu sighed regretfully, just as he took out the hot Mi 4 in his pocket, a burst of electronic synthesis sounded in his head.

'The living body that meets the conditions is detected, the winner of life system is binding, and the system binding is successful. '

'The system is starting, the system is not fully started, and enters the salted fish mode. '

The cold electronic synthesis sound flashed in my mind. The hand that was about to unlock the phone screen trembled, but it quickly calmed down. I have tried time travel and rebirth, and another system does not seem to be an unacceptable thing …

As a senior novel lover, Yang Yu naturally wouldn't be frightened by a system that suddenly appeared, but rather excited.

It's been five years, he's been through it for five years, and now he's finally got his golden finger out.

According to the routine of the novels I read in my previous life, as long as I have the system, I can be the CEO and marry Bai Fumei to the pinnacle of life.

"System, are you there?"

After rubbing his little hands, Yang Yu sat up straight and asked a little nervously.

He didn't know what the incomplete system startup mentioned above meant, but he just hoped that the system could help him get out of this embarrassing situation.

Five seconds...30 seconds...a full minute has passed without any response from the system.

"Could it be that my calling posture is wrong?" After waiting for another minute, the system still didn't respond. Yang Yu wondered if his calling posture was incorrect.

Just when Yang Yu was about to change his posture to call, a light blue translucent panel popped up in front of Yang Yu, with a line of dark blue writing on it.

System: 'In the system salted fish........

Do Not Disturb(╯▔dish▔)╯'

"Hold the grass, in the goddamn salted fish, it is said that if you have a system, you can reach the pinnacle of life? Is the current system so irresponsible?"

Seeing the content on the light screen clearly, Yang Yu felt that his system was full of flaws, but for a while he didn't know where to complain.

System: "People are dead and birds are facing the sky, and salted fish have lived for thousands of years. Only salted fish can truly experience the joy of life." '

After Yang Yu finished complaining, another line of text appeared on the system panel. Looking at these texts, the corners of Yang Yu's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Logically speaking, shouldn't the system be positive and encourage the host to achieve life?How did it become a salty fish to encourage myself when I came to myself?This style of painting is wrong! ! !

"Only a goddamned salted fish can experience the joy of life...... I don't want to be a salted fish, I want to struggle, I want to make money, I want to poach Lao Liu's wall, what about the agreed winner system in life? Is Xianyu the winner in life? You are the worst system I have ever seen!"

Yang Yu was about to scold his mother, he managed to get the golden finger out, but in the end he came out with a salty fish system that didn't seek to make progress.

He also knew that there was nothing he could do with the salted fish system, so he simply gave up the idea of ​​relying on the system to reach the pinnacle of life, put down his phone, and picked up the CDs on the floor again.

If the system is not working well, he can only rely on himself. He has already prepared for the worst, and he plans to find his aunt if it really doesn't work.

Just as various thoughts flashed through Yang Yu's mind, and he was watching the turbulent crowd, hoping to find his target customer, a text message sounded on his phone.

【您的储蓄卡账户1080，于08月14日收入100000000.00米金，交易后余额100000000.43米金[招商银行]】

After glancing at the text message on the phone, Yang Yu counted it carefully several times before finally confirming that there was an extra [-] million in his bank card account...and it was still rice gold.

"call!!"

After taking a few deep breaths, Yang Yu put down the phone.

Now he feels that with this [-] million rice gold, whether the system is a salted fish or not doesn't seem to be so important.

At least I don't have to go to my aunt.

Auntie, I don't want to work hard anymore, it's all nonsense...... Auntie's money is really fragrant, but auntie's physical strength is also really strong......

"System, is the money okay?"

After Yang Yu was excited, he asked with some uncertainty.

System: The funds are reasonable and legal, please feel free to use them,

After receiving the affirmative reply from the system and holding a huge sum of money, Yang Yu felt a little swollen for a while.

"That........"

Yang Yu wanted to say something more, but the system's prompt sound came from his ear immediately.

System: The money has already been given to you, can you leave me alone?This system is going to be salted fish!

Yang Yu: "..."

Shaking his head, Yang Yu ignored the salted fish system, but fell into deep thought while looking at the mobile phone in his hand. After a while, he threw all those CDs into the trash can.

Now that he is a rich man, it is really unreasonable to continue selling CDs.

........

Chapter 2 The healthy old man

"You little brat in front, stop for the old man!"

Just when Yang Yu disposed of all the discs and was about to wash his hands in the gold basin, an old man's voice sounded from behind Yang Yu's.

Yang Yu, who heard this voice, only reacted for 0.1 second, and ran away without looking back.

This old man is a resident of the village in the city and one of Yang Yu's former clients.

As for why the old man turned against him and even murdered him everywhere, it started with the ten CDs that Yang Yu sold to the old man two days ago.

I don’t know what this old man was thinking, but he misunderstood Yang Yu’s legal learning materials as something in the reader’s father’s mind, and ended up being overwhelmed by the formal Japanese learning materials after returning home. .

So he came to trouble Yang Yu, this was the third time he came to trouble Yang Yu, and Yang Yu was already prepared for this.

Looking back at the old man who was chasing after him, Yang Yu was speechless.

"Damn it, who said the old man can't run? This is the seventh street, and if you go down, it will be the eighth street."

He cursed at the old man in a low voice, then dodged around a corner, out of the old man's sight, crossed several alleys to the left and right, and finally got rid of him.

"Huh~ I'm so exhausted, this little old man used to run a marathon, right?"

Yang Yu supported his knee with one hand, took off the mask on his face with the other, and complained.

He glanced at the surrounding environment, and after confirming the direction back to the school, he walked slowly towards the school.

In Pengcheng at the end of August, the temperature is not unbearable.

Yang Yu ran eight streets under the high temperature of more than 30 degrees, and his whole body was soaked in sweat.

"No, I have to go back to school for a break first, then go shopping for myself, um, and then go shopping for a car."

Panting, Yang Yu returned to Pengcheng University from the village in the city, looked left and right, and walked into a teaching building unsteadily.

"Ah! My life is given by the air conditioner."

The moment he stepped into the air-conditioned area of ​​the teaching building, Yang Yu couldn't help moaning.

Take the elevator to the higher floor of the teaching building, sit in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows and start to rest.

He took out a small notebook from his backpack, opened it, and various websites appeared in front of Yang Yu.

"Well, should I leave these things to those who are destined? Or just destroy them?"

Looking at the densely packed more than one hundred websites in the notebook, Yang Yu was a little silent, not knowing what to do for a while.

"Forget it, I'll keep it. I haven't studied many knowledge points in depth yet."

Yang Yu smiled slightly, picked up the notebook with his right hand, and patted it up with his left hand, his movements were extraordinarily chic.

"Student, this teaching building is currently closed..."

Just when Yang Yu was proud of holding the small notebook, a female voice came from behind. This voice startled the arrogant Yang Yu, and immediately closed the notebook, then turned around and looked at the visitor. relatively.

Yang Yu's gaze quickly swept from bottom to top quietly.

The straight legs are slender and white, the slender waist is full of grip, the appearance is a standard oval face, and the hidden smile in the red phoenix eyes gives people a feeling of first love.

"Well, the legs are not bad, and the face is also a standard first love face. I can give it eight points."

Yang Yu looked at it from bottom to top and then gave an objective rating... As for why she didn't give it [-] points... Then blame her for being too washboard... ...At least Yang Yu didn't see any arc...

"Uh, sorry, I didn't know this teaching building was not open." Yang Yu scratched the back of his head with his right hand, made a shy look, and responded politely, embarrassed.

Yang Yu was not talking nonsense, he just entered here from the outside, and he didn't even know that this place was not open.

"Are you a freshman?"

The girl took a few glances at Yang Yu and saw that Yang Yu was a freshman, because only volunteers and freshmen came to the school at this time.

But the number of volunteers is very small, and she knows most of them, so she feels that Yang Yu is not a volunteer.

"Yeah." Yang Yu nodded honestly, looking like a kid who did something wrong.

As for acting, Yang Yu is at the actor level. After all, the reason why he didn't have any flaws in the past few years after his rebirth was all due to his superb acting skills.