"Don't make trouble, be careful that the cow steps on you."
"Choosing the opponent makes me appear stronger."
"Can't you believe my length?"
Su Zhe smiled.
Niu (⊙_⊙): I don’t dare to move now, if I don’t dare to move, who will come and uncle me.
"Bah, I just know how to talk nonsense, I don't know your length!"
Yang Mi rolled her eyes.
What about so many people talking nonsense?
Her profundity can't bear the strength of Su Zhe's "skill"!
Seeing that Su Zhe had chosen his own man, Li Qingniu was overjoyed immediately, and hurriedly stepped forward.
"it is good!"
"Choose to leave!"
"Since the choice is made, Pindao will start to do the divination."
In Sister Zhou's live broadcast room, the water friends scolded the old thief for being so shameless.
Falk squid is simply.
Even Xue Yao, Li Qingniu's female apprentice and 'container', felt speechless for a while.
(This old ghost is too 2.)
(He is going to beat you where you are good at, are you still happy?)
(If it weren't for his ability, I wouldn't be serving you by your side.)
(This little Taoist is not bad, but unfortunately, he doesn't like me tonight because he is a three-flying actress.)
(Hey, it looks like I have to find a new benefactor.)
(But before that, you have to squeeze the old ghost dry.)
I saw Li Qingniu reaching out to take the hanging plate brought by his apprentice, which was densely engraved with the atlas of physiognomy including gossip.
Tortoise shells and Liuren copper coins are all available.
It really looks like that, at least in terms of props preparation, he looks more like a professional Taoist priest than Su Zhe, who only has a handful of Buddha dust.
Li Qingniu stared at the woman for a moment, then closed his eyes, and murmured something.
After a while, I grabbed the tortoise shell and put the Liuren copper coins in. After shaking it a few times, the copper coins were scattered on the hexagram map!
A person's face can reveal many things.
For example, the birth environment, growth environment, current work environment, and even what disasters and calamities have been experienced, and how many boyfriends and girlfriends you have had, all of these can be calculated.
But a person's face absolutely does not include what her last name is or what day she was born on.
Unless he is a person with profound morals, Li Qingniu thinks he can't do it.
In today's physiognomy world, if one can figure out a person's last name and month of birth just by looking at his face, he is already a great master.
Although it is only 12 months, it is also accurate to 12/1th.
Not only that, his fortune-telling is the same as that of ordinary physiognomy masters, they all need the other person's name and horoscope in order to calculate the past.
Just from the competition in the first round, he knew that his skill was far inferior to Su Zhe.
At first, he thought that the other party was someone who was trying to catch fame, who also played with scripts and found actors, but now...he knew that he had hit a hard spot.
MD, Yifa, that old man's abilities are similar to his, why did he teach such a god-defying brat?
But that doesn't matter.
Still the same sentence, the navy will take action.
"Win or Lose" these days is multifaceted.
After a full 5 minutes, Li Qingniu let out a breath of white air until the crowd couldn't bear it any longer.
Like a sharp arrow, it jumped nearly one meter.
This scene once again stunned the surroundings, and it also made the water friends in the live broadcast room unable to calm down.
[Damn, this old man seems to have a few brushes. 】
[Pretend to be a ghost, not as powerful as Daoist Su.When Master Su fortune-telling, there will be a round light behind his head, which is something only immortals and Buddhas have. 】
[That is, if you look at the immortals on the "Fengshen Bang", they all have that thing. 】
【Just exhale, as if no one knows how to do it. 】
[Maybe it's the low temperature on the mountain. 】
[I think so too. 】
"Female benefactor, you were born in a wealthy family, but your parents were at odds, and your parents divorced when you were young."
"After that, you lived with your mother, and your family situation plummeted."
The girl's eyes lit up immediately: "Yes, the Taoist priest is really lucky."
She was also a little flustered at first, after all, the lesson from the past is there.
And it was revealed that she was also an 'actor' invited to act.
I was a little afraid that he might also look like that Fan Sifan.
But okay.
Li Qingniu seemed to be serious this time, and her calculations were accurate, so she didn't have to tell lies against her will.
"Your grades are mediocre, but you are lucky."
"Your hometown suffered a large flood in the year of the college entrance examination, and your college entrance examination score line for that year was reduced by 20 points."
"Fortunately, you were able to pass the exam. It's not a bad book."
"Study something like finance in college."
"Now I'm working as an office clerk in a private company, and I don't make much money, and I'm still in the internship period."
"I'm done."
After he finished speaking, he let out a sigh of relief, and his spirit was visibly depressed by the naked eye.
"That's right, Daoist! Daoist, you are too powerful. I just joined the job last month."
The girl clapped her hands excitedly.
"Then Master Qingxuanzi, do the math for me, can I successfully pass the internship period and stay in Fengteng?"
"Cough cough."
After being slapped with a rainbow fart, Li Qingniu immediately floated up.
He stroked his goatee complacently.
"If you want to worry about the future, you can come to Pindao later, but then Pindao won't be free."
"Okay, I will definitely go."
"Mr. Su, please."
Li Qingniu said proudly.
[It won't be true this time, right? 】
【Seems to be. 】
[The old man still has a few brushes. 】
[Even if these have a P use?Master Su can help people peer into the future and choose the best life path. 】
[Indeed, what's the use of just counting the past, the past can't be changed, so what can you do if you're right? 】
The live broadcast room complained again.
"Honey!"
"what?"
Suddenly being @, Yang Mi raised her head in bewilderment.
"Get your phone ready."
"Oh."
Yang Mi took out her mobile phone, then seemed to understand something, put it in her bag again, and grabbed the assistant.
Su Zhe glanced at the girl, then closed his eyes, a round light suddenly appeared in the back of his head.
The crowd outside the Taoist temple was dumbfounded.
Mud horse, really!
Sister Zhou was so excited that she almost couldn't hold her phone Σ(@△@|||), this, this is actually true!
And Li Qingniu's heart trembled, it's not a special effect?
how can that be!
How can there still be land gods in the Dharma-ending era?
The blood in the chest surged.
Relying on his strong willpower to look away, he avoided the embarrassing scene of vomiting blood.
This wave is bad!
'Yuan Guangxian', Li Qingniu knew that he was no longer an opponent.
Also finally understand.
It's not that the Taoist priest taught a great apprentice, but the apprentice himself is great!
Now that I think about it, it's Su Zhe's credit behind all the deeds of Yifa Daoist in the Xuanmen circle, and the incompleteness?
At least he is clear that before he met Su Zhe, that Taoist priest, like him now, used half-calculations and half-deceit to walk the rivers and lakes...
The moment Su Zhe opened his eyes, the round light dissipated.
"I don't need to talk about the ones calculated by Daoist Li Qingniu. Let's talk about something interesting."
"Shen Yuegui!"
The girl was stunned: "Yes!"
Ah, bad! X﹏X
I was shocked by the strange round light just now, and forgot to act.
It's too late to regret now.
"Did you go to the boy's house to meet the parents the day before yesterday?"
Shen Yuegui's complexion trembled slightly.
"Master Su is amazing. Indeed, I took Ah Yue to my uncle's house the day before yesterday."
The boy is Su Zhe's fan. He brought his girlfriend here for an experiment today to see if he is destined.
In fact, he saw the door, but Su Zhe came out before he could walk through it.
Plus, he's angry.
He brought his girlfriend to meet Daoist Su because he wanted to see the marriage, but he never thought that his girlfriend would secretly take Master Su's job.
Come here to be an actor!
He really didn't know about wearing the ring.
"Shen Yuegui, did you say it yourself, or do you want me to expose it?"
Su Zhe sneered.
"Say, say what?"
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