I'm really immortal

"It's really greasy."

"No wonder you two are in love... I think that the closeness of the three views may be the foundation of a stable relationship. For example, you don't pay as much attention to money as I do." Bai Hui said with a feeling of strangeness.

You don't pay that much attention to money, otherwise it would be impossible to share so much. You just think that money can give you a more sense of security. Liu Changan thought about it, but didn't say that.

"Come with me to the mall."

"Have you heard of No.19 Hell?"

"what?"

"A man who is indiscriminate, chaotic and abandons, and has too many romantic debts, after his death, he will enter the No. 19 hell, and this hell is completely different from the previous one. It is a huge shopping mall, this shopping mall. There are countless shopping boutiques for women in time and space all over the world, these men come to the No.19 layer of hell, and the punishment for torturing them is to go shopping with female ghosts."

"Liu Chang'an! You said the same thing when An Nuan asked you to go shopping with you if you were capable."

"I'm not stupid."

Bai Hui was furious, and dragged Liu Changan into the shopping mall. Liu Changan was about to hold her head, but vaguely felt two malicious eyes. up the mall.

Bai Hui fulfilled her wish to her heart's content. After wandering around for an hour, she finally got a bag from Hermes, and her own bag was no longer heavy.

After buying the bag, Bai Hui became more nervous than before, with an expression of disbelief. After walking out of the store, Bai Hui looked at Liu Chang'an in a daze, "Hit me to see if I'm dreaming, I actually own Hermes."

Liu Changan was very willing to satisfy her and slapped her on the face.

Bai Hui came back to her senses, her cheeks were red, she looked left and right, and hurriedly dragged Liu Changan away, walked to a remote corner, and then got angry, "Why are you hitting me in the face? That way others will think we are a couple, The girl just bought a very expensive bag to satisfy her vanity, but the boy couldn’t see it, and thought she was too vain, so he slapped her, so if she couldn’t afford it, she would have to make a fuss, it’s embarrassing!”

"You think too much." Liu Changan nodded, and admitted that what she said made sense, but this is the point?Women's thinking is really strange.

Bai Hui touched her face, then looked at her newly bought bag, a silly smile appeared on her face again.

"This is a bag that a woman must have after exhausting her whole life. It doesn't have to be many, but she must have one." Bai Hui looked like she had a perfect life.

This is a woman, with such a small amount of money, she feels that she can spend it in two or three days, and it still feels like a necessity.

Liu Changan also has no objections, he is responsible for implementing his own ideas, and he will not criticize or give pointers.

The money was almost spent, Bai Hui was no longer nervous, and was about to bid farewell to Liu Changan, so she took a taxi back.

"Thank you." Bai Hui said sincerely.

"Follow me this way, let's walk again." Liu Changan shook his head.

"what?"

Liu Chang'an beckoned, and walked forward by himself, Bai Hui hesitated for a moment, feeling like a deer in his heart, did Liu Chang'an want her to accompany him for a while?

Liu Changan picked a small alley and walked through it. The small alleys in the center of big cities are often brightly lit. The food stalls can avoid the more expensive store rent and make a living. The small alleys are very safe. Bai Hui even bought a portion of potatoes. , a spicy edamame to eat.

Walking through the small alleys and arriving at the square park, the place is much quieter. At this point, the grandpas and aunts who came out for a walk have left, and the park is very quiet when the nightlife has not yet begun.

The two thieves who had been following Liu Changan and Bai Hui finally ran out and asked Bai Hui to hand over the money.

"I... I bought a bag, how about I give this bag to you... don't kill me!" Bai Hui was trembling with fright, and handed out the bag tremblingly.

"You've worked so hard all your life to send it away?" Liu Chang'an couldn't help feeling amused.

"Laughing Nima..."

The thief was very angry, this person didn't respect his professional deterrence too much, but he didn't finish cursing, Liu Changan grabbed two people and threw them under the bridge hole in the garden square.

"what!"

Seeing Liu Chang'an's brutality and the nervousness just now, Bai Hui was in a daze and fell into the flower garden beside her.

Chapter 234 This year's flood is the water in your mind

Liu Changan lifted the white fennel out of the flowerbed. The narrow flowerbed was originally intended to isolate the bridge opening and prevent pedestrians from accidentally falling. The head and shoulders of the white fennel had already been stretched out, hanging empty, with hands and feet stretched out. Scratching around, looking at the bridge hole below, she was also startled.

"These two people should have been following you since you were withdrawing money from the bank." Liu Changan gently patted Bai Hui's little face covered with some grass leaves, "Are you a vase? A vase should also look better. Only then can you become a promising career. You see that you are not only average in appearance, but also have a poor brain, and you always have to fill your head with water. If I didn’t catch you just now, you would fall and your head would slam. , Maybe some water can be released, the rushing flow, the day is surrounded by mountains, and the Yellow River flows into the sea, which is as spectacular as it is. It has caused problems in the drainage system of Junsha City, leading to public criticism and public grievances. I can report this. Is there water in your head?"

Bai Hui stared blankly at Liu Chang'an, Bai Hui has never been hurt so much by anyone, and she is not good-looking?At least... At least everyone except Liu Changan said she was a cute and beautiful girl.But at this time, she was not in the mood to care about Liu Chang'an who was talking and laughing calmly, and clutched her chest tightly to slow down her beating heart.

"This...these two people...they...they've been staring at me for so...so long?" Bai Hui stammered again, thinking that someone has been watching her for an opportunity to rob her, and maybe she might want to rob her. It's not impossible, after all, she is so cute and has big breasts, it's normal for the bad guys to be unable to control their evil thoughts, it's too scary.

"There are no these two people in Starbucks. Except for those who pay attention at the bank, how do you know that you have money in your bag?"

"Then...then they must have seen it in the bank...in the bank, they will be caught by surveillance cameras in the bank, and even rob me, they will definitely be arrested very soon...they Can't they think of it?" Bai Hui poked her head over and looked under the bridge hole in surprise.

"If everyone can accurately grasp the risks and control themselves rationally, how can there be so many messy things in this world?" Liu Changan shook his head.

What Liu Chang'an said was always very reasonable, Bai Hui had lingering fears, she originally wanted to take a taxi, and these two people would definitely follow her, and after getting off the bus at my house, she would still have to walk for a while, and she probably would be robbed by then ,can not imagine.

Bai Hui breathed nervously, clutching her chest loosely and tightly, matching the rhythm of her panting and exhaling.

"Stupid woman." Liu Changan sighed, "Vanity is nothing, because vanity has cost your life... But judging from the way of thinking and the attitude of idyllic women's rights, the fault is of course the two robbers, you are right. Yes, it's your power and your liberty. Well, I think so too."

"These two people, if you leave it like this, you'll be fine, right?" Bai Hui turned a deaf ear to Liu Chang'an's sarcasm, she was more or less used to it, not to mention that now was the time when she was ashamed and afraid, and she didn't have the confidence to refute Liu Changan had no choice but to change the topic by worrying about him, yes, that's all.

"In the first case, if two people are dead, there is no problem. After all, there are no cameras here. In the second case, if one person is dead and the other is alive, then the living person will definitely run away, and he will not give evidence. If I and my teammates were going to rob, and then someone threw them from the bridge hole and one died, the dead person would naturally be regarded as falling from the top. In the third case, if neither of them died, then there is no problem.” Liu Changan Said indifferently.

Bai Hui hurriedly grabbed Liu Changan again, and leaned over to take a look. The two thieves under the bridge stood up, and they didn't seem to be dead. Bai Hui was furious and scratched in the flowerbed, throwing away the clods, branches and leaves. Go down and beat someone.

The two thieves climbed up, staggered and ran over the railing impatiently.

A thug rolled over and was hit by an electric car, and one rolled over and lay on the ground. The electric car was startled, and saw the thieves struggling to get up on the ground, and hurried away.

Bai Hui, who witnessed all this, grabbed Liu Changan's arm nervously.

"According to the current laws and regulations and the division of responsibilities, you frightened this guy and caused the accident. You have to bear a large part of the responsibility." Liu Changan broke her hand and said gently, "Okay, we It’s a grasshopper on a rope. No, you’re a grasshopper, and I’m the one holding the rope and tying the grasshopper.”

Bai Hui looked left and right, panicked and grabbed Liu Chang'an again, and ran away, running away.

After running for a long distance, Bai Hui hid behind a newsstand and poked her head out to have a look. Liu Chang'an didn't know the meaning of her furtive actions.

"We won't be arrested, right?" Bai Hui didn't want to be arrested, she hadn't twisted her beloved Hermes bag on the street and felt the envious eyes of women.

"How could I be arrested? I killed countless people, and nothing happened." Liu Changan shook his head, and glanced at Bai Hui's delicate, delicate and slender neck.

"Then will you kill me to silence me?" Bai Hui just thought of this, Liu Chang'an seemed to really have that kind of killing and silence temperament.

"I'll dig a cellar and lock you up. After a few decades, when the rumors die down, I'll release you again." Liu Changan thought for a while, then nodded his head, expressing that it was good.

"You...are you joking?" Bai Hui tried her best not to deform her smile, because her face felt distorted.

"Well, actually, I haven't raised pigs for a long time."

"It's disgusting! It scared me to death!" Bai Hui jumped up, crying and laughing as she beat Liu Chang'an.

Liu Chang'an pressed her forehead and pushed her away, but Bai Hui couldn't reach him with dancing and dancing. Liu Chang'an was already much taller than her, let alone practiced the technique of pulling out seedlings.

"gone."

Liu Chang'an pushed a little harder, flicked Bai Hui's forehead with his fingers, turned around and left, he was not her flower protector, there were no thieves watching, she could just take a taxi back by herself.

Bai Hui stood under the street lamp, touched her forehead, and suddenly laughed, hearing her own laughter seemed a little silly, Bai Hui looked at Liu Changan's back, the emotion in his eyes was like his shadow under the street lamp, for a while Elongated, then shortened, ups and downs.

This place is very close to the river, Liu Changan smelled the wind from the river, walked slowly to the river, followed the scenery along the river to a big bridge, and then walked back to his home.

The mahjong parlor is naturally closed, which makes Liu Changan a little regretful. It is rare that he is interested in planning to play mahjong today. It just so happens that the old men and women have issued some kind of condolence money. If you think about it, you won’t be too foolish if you lose. Big one, it should be no problem for them to bargain for half of the price, but it is not impossible for a crazy guy to run away as soon as he pushes mahjong.

interesting.

Liu Changan took a bath, and tonight he is still going to give Shangguan Dandan a lecture on political science and "Shading the Sky". Today, he will tell more stories, and must break the chapters at key points, and force her to speak again. What Liu Changan is looking forward to now is, Just get her out of this coffin, the little girl is young and beautiful, and if she lies down all day, she won't be afraid of having a mole in her butt?How much it destroys the artistic conception of a beautiful woman like jade.

Chapter 235 Changing a Cell Phone for a Coffin

When Liu Changan came to the carriage, he didn't say anything, but continued to tell the story of "Shading the Sky".

This time, he spoke for a long time without pausing. He waited for a key rhythm before stopping, and went back to make a pot of tea in his hand.

Back in the carriage, Liu Changan drank a few sips of hot tea, and then continued: "Speaking of which, the actions of the protagonist's ex-girlfriend Li Xiaoman have shown various details that she cannot match the protagonist. Like you The ancients are different. In the novels we read today, to become a heroine, the most important thing is to make readers feel that she has the attributes, background, and cuteness that match the protagonist. The most important thing is not to stimulate readers' self-esteem and The disgust of pride, otherwise it will be difficult to clean up."

"In fact, this is due to the natural influence of cultural roots. If you read the "Book of Songs" carefully, you will find that the matching of men and women is very good. Girls match cunning children, mature women match auspicious men, poor women match common people, women match strong men, A lady matches a gentleman, and this well-behaved match is written in a simple, luxurious, elegant and charming way. It writes about the world of sensuality, keeping sorrow but not hurting, and the elegant rhyme of sex but not lewd... Well, in fact, it is not lewd at all. It's okay, many of the women in the article are written very well, it is inevitable that people will be moved and add some sexual descriptions, this is nature."

Liu Changan took another sip of tea, glanced at the quiet and calm coffin, and continued, "The protagonist and his party came to a different world environment, and their actions fully reflected some political issues, because politics must be An impersonal behavior, so it also implies that collective behavior takes precedence over individual behavior. This is where politics is often disgusting, and the protagonist's actions are against political behavior, which is very popular with readers. One. The school of thought represented by the ancient Greek thinker Aristotle believes that politics is not just a variety of behaviors that people meet their own needs under the condition of scarce resources... It is reflected when the protagonist and his party seize and distribute magic weapons In light of this, politics involves more complicated issues, which are reflected in this story, who should have a greater say, who should be the leader, to what extent should his power be, what kind of restrictions should be placed on it, and the small How is the power of the chief justified when the interests of groups or individuals conflict?

"I'm telling you about the book "Shading the Sky" not to make you feel how interesting the story is, and how the protagonist's ability to upgrade and fight monsters will be improved, but to talk about political science. Of course, the author of this book is not for political science. Writing stories, I distill these points because modern political issues are more common and ubiquitous, and people’s contempt for authority is an unprecedented era, which will have a strong impact on your thinking. The image of a collapsed view... I have seen many books talk about time travel, but in fact, they have not noticed the impact on the physical and psychological state caused by the impact of the three views."

"I am a modern person, you are an ancient person, you have to remember this." Liu Changan paused for a while, "Do you know how to use the sanitary napkin I gave you? Can you use it?"

Liu Changan can be sure that when her body has been stagnant for the past 2000 years, she will not have menstruation, otherwise this coffin would not be filled with a coffin of blood?

It's a bit disgusting, but Liu Changan has been engaged in scientific research for many years, so he can naturally accept the picture he imagined, it's ordinary.

Shangguan Dandan did not answer his question.

"Normally, that pack of sanitary napkins is only a month's supply, do you want more?" Liu Changan changed the question.

"want."

Finally there was a voice, the voice was very small and a little hasty, as if he was worried that he would not ask this question any more.

Liu Changan laughed twice and nodded, "Okay, Aunt Xie's canteen should be closed, I'll buy it for you tomorrow. This Aunt Xie is the owner of the canteen, someone you need to know in the future, because it's delicious like you. A girl with a broken mouth, the owner of the canteen is the most enviable existence, she has all kinds of delicious food, such as ice cream, spicy sticks, planetary cups and so on."

Shangguan Dandan did not refute Liu Changan's evaluation of "delicious but mouth-watering", she has fallen into his hands again, what else can't bear it?

What are Kelatiao and Star Cup?

"When it comes to sanitary napkins, we have to talk about mobile phones, because these are two indispensable basic living materials for modern humans. Although sanitary napkins are for women, they also affect the daily life of men, not to mention military training and some cases. It can also be used.” Liu Changan was about to talk about the wide range of uses of sanitary napkins, but felt that it seemed too far-fetched, “The point is the mobile phone, do you know what a mobile phone is? You can still see the other party during the call, you can also buy clothes and food on the mobile phone, and you can communicate with countless people. Liu Che had a mobile phone at the time, do you know how much influence it can have? Of course, the most important function of the mobile phone is For entertainment, a mobile phone that can’t play games, read novels or watch movies will make people feel out of modern society, and they should go to square dancing.”

Liu Changan took out his mobile phone, and regardless of whether Shangguan Dandan could see it, he demonstrated the various functions, and then patted the coffin, "Do you feel like an uneducated stupid monkey? Do you want to play with your mobile phone?" Ah, come out if you want to play."

"You...you...Nizi! If I were a monkey, you would be a little monkey!"

Apparently, Shangguan Dandan, who was very patient, was pissed off by Liu Changan, but she still didn't jump out of the coffin.

"Hey, I've said it all. I'm a teacher for a day and a father for life. Our generations have been evened out. The little girl is from every family, why pretend to be an adult."

Shangguan Dandan didn't agree with his statement that "one day is a teacher and life is a father", and he stopped answering his questions.

Liu Changan felt that he had gained something today. She made a few more calls, and it was impossible for her not to want to play with her mobile phone. If those gods and ghosts in myths and legends suddenly came to him, they would all be very interested in the mobile phone. Wouldn't a little girl like Shangguan Dandan be interested in the magic weapon?

"I can't give you this mobile phone, because she was given by my girlfriend. I'll buy a cheap mobile phone from the blue and green factory tomorrow for you to use." Liu Changan shook the mobile phone on the coffin.

A burst of powerful suction was suddenly transmitted to Liu Changan's fingers through the mobile phone, Liu Changan quickly clenched it tightly, and the mobile phone was almost snatched away by this force that came from nowhere.

"It's a shame that you are still Shangguan Dandan, and you want someone else's things to be robbed? You should write an edict to make people pay tribute, just like when you wrote the edict to abolish the emperor." Liu Changan put the phone back in his pocket, really , the boss is not young and ignorant, he only knows how to grab what he wants, even Zhou Dongdong is more mature than her.

Liu Chang'an was sure that Shangguan Dandan was not trapped by the coffin, but that she was able to operate the coffin, and this coffin was in a sense more mysterious than his cell phone.

"I regret it, I won't give you the phone anymore, unless you exchange the coffin with me, I'll buy you a phone." Liu Changan thought about it carefully, and said to Shangguan Dandan with certainty, "Trust me, you You won’t regret it, it’s a good deal, the mobile phone is a magic weapon that can do almost anything, it’s much more fun than your broken coffin.”

Shangguan Dandan ignored Liu Changan.

It seemed that she was not as stupid as she imagined, and Liu Changan stopped telling Shangguan Dandan any more stories and went back to sleep.

The night is dark, and the leaves of the sycamore trees are swaying scattered.

The outer lights of Baolong Center are still like a staircase to heaven, extending round and round to the deepest part of the night.

Facing the direction of Baolong Center towards Juzhou, a hotel building with a slightly lower terrain but also looking bright and shining is one of the most luxurious hotels in Junsha before. The price of standard rooms is currently second only to geographical tourism The location is slightly inferior to the St. Regis Hotel.

In this hotel named Junsha Grand Hyatt, the river view rooms are very popular, especially on the night when there are fireworks in Juzhou, book a room where you can see the fireworks in Juzhou, and watch the people crowded by the river at your feet, while yourself But high above, overlooking the fireworks safely and contentedly, it seems to make people enjoy the life of a successful person, or feel romantic with a couple.

The third wife did not stay in the Baolong Center, but booked a room in this hotel. The room did not face the river view, but faced the urban area in the direction of the Baolong Center, and it happened to be able to place a telescope. , saw Liu Changan, armored vehicles and sycamore trees.

The third wife inserted her fingers into a copy of "The Book of Songs", pinched the book, and took her eyes off the eyepiece, making sure that Liu Changan had already walked out of the carriage tonight and went back to sleep.

"There are plums, but they are actually seven. I beseech you, a common man, and they are auspicious! If you have plums, they are actually three! Beg me, a common man, they are now! If you have plums, they are in a basket! Please, my common man, Call it that!"

A blond-haired girl took the "Book of Songs" from the third wife and read it.

Listen carefully to the voice. It is as round as a bead, but it is the same as the pronunciation of all artificial intelligence. No matter how standard and close to everyday human voice, it has a digital flavor.

Take a closer look at the blond girl, her eyes are dark and deep, but without agility and vitality, it is clearly just some kind of inorganic material.

Its movements are not much different from those of normal people, even more flexible, but the way those joints rotate obviously has no human taste.

It's a robot.

The third wife turned around and took the book back from the robot who recited the poem, her fingers still stuck in this page.

"The woman in this poem waits for her lover eagerly, because she hates the short life, but for you, why is it so urgent? This poem does not suit your mood." The machine girl calmly analyzed, for modern robots It is not difficult to draw such a conclusion based on the information of the target person, not to mention that it is not pure AI intelligence.

The third wife ignored it, just flipped through it, looked at it a few times, and flipped through it again.

"During the whole summer vacation, Ye Chenyu didn't leave the coffin again." The third wife put down the book and glanced at the target in the binoculars. During the summer vacation, a lighting company under Baojun Group donated a batch of lamps to improve county sand The nighttime lighting conditions of an old town, including the neighborhood where Liu Changan lives, of course, can make the telescope work better, but Liu Changan doesn't seem to notice this... It's not a big deal for that troublesome "Death's Hermitage" "Invasion.

"How can you be sure that Ye Chenyu must be in the coffin?" The machine girl suddenly turned her head several times in a hurry, tested her own functions, and while speaking, her voice seemed to be torn by the wind.

"intuition."

"Women's intuition is as inaccurate as their great aunts." The machine girl giggled, "This is a cold joke, showing that I don't have such a sense of superiority in such a low-level physiological condition."