I'm really immortal

Forget it, since Liu Changan doesn't have superpowers, he can't be his personal bodyguard, so what's the point of targeting him like this?Maybe fairies and mortals just shouldn't meet. The generational gap between the two people is doomed to not be pleasant in daily communication.

Zhu Juntang thought so, seeing Liu Changan suddenly stopped on the side of the road in a daze, ran over quickly, and asked curiously: "What are you looking at? Do you want to buy crystals? In fact, these are artificial crystals, without the force of constellations." Yes, there is no mysterious power at all."

"This year's Qixi Festival is on August 8. No one said that Qixi Festival is Valentine's Day before, but after all, it is not uncommon to change customs." Liu Changan just saw the posters about Qixi Festival in the merchants and stopped.

"I heard that dumplings were made for Qixi Festival in the past."

"Use your brain to make dumpling stuffing?"

"Do you think I don't know about Qixi Festival? I'm just saying that in some places and times, there is a custom of making dumplings on Qixi Festival, not that Qixi Festival is a festival of making dumplings!"

"Which places, which times?"

"...I... anyway... yes, I forgot!"

When Liu Changan walked home, Zhu Juntang actually followed all the way. Liu Changan was not impatient, and he was not in a hurry to get his mobile phone to seduce Shangguan Dandan. He sat down on the balcony upstairs that was newly tossed today, and ignored Zhu Juntang. , took the new mobile phone and started busy work, such as setting the screen of the mobile phone into the image of a cartoon little queen, using "Shangguan Dandan" as the name of QQ and WeChat, and the remarks were "Empress Dowager Xiaozhao of the Han Dynasty", and registered Weibo, about to post the first Weibo, typed a line: This is my selfie.

Of course Shangguan Dandan didn't take a selfie, so Liu Changan sent a photo of the coffin and uploaded it to make do with it.

The whole mobile phone is marked with Shangguan Dandan's label on every detail, which is a very strong psychological hint, which will make Shangguan Dandan feel that this is her mobile phone, but the mobile phone is still in Liu Chang'an's hands , her desire to get the mobile phone will be extremely strong, which will make her consider or even accept Liu Changan's conditions or requirements.

Chapter 237

After Liu Changan fiddled with his mobile phone for a while, he thought about it and downloaded the entire novel. It cost about two hundred yuan for more than 600 million words. With so many words, it is worthwhile to think about it carefully. After all, many authors have to write such a long novel until the Year of the Monkey.

I don't want my children to be tied to wolves, so I bought all my mobile phones, and I don't care about spending more money.

After visiting Liu Changan's empty house, Zhu Juntang came to him and sighed, "My bathroom is bigger than yours."

In Zhu Juntang's bathroom, you can lie in the bathtub and watch the seafood in the aquarium. Even Zhou Dongdong is envious.

"It's really shocking and inferior." Liu Changan is willing to satisfy the superiority of others, "However, in ancient Europe, bathrooms and public toilets were also social occasions. The meaning of the bathroom is to take a bath together. A bathroom for one person, even if your You can row a boat in the bath, and it can be dripping and steaming like a rainforest, so it’s just so-so.”

"The meaning of the bathroom is to take a bath with others?" Zhu Juntang couldn't understand at all, "I don't want it."

Liu Changan is also not interested in discussing the classical genre and modern humanistic significance of bathing with her. Many wars in human history have something to do with bathing, such as a case in the history of the Bolo Penza War. In the final decisive battle to defend the empire, there is a big city with as many as 5000 enemy troops in front of them, but they heard that there is another big city nearby that is famous for its hot spring baths, so they decided to go to this hot spring city to repair and take a good soak in hot water In the bath, the horseshoes crossed the city wall and trampled on countless roofs. The cavalry army, which ranked third in the empire, successfully occupied the city. After taking a bath and repairing comfortably, it was ambushed and wiped out. Later, this war was also photographed It became an epic blockbuster, full of blood, humanity, war, glory and so on.

Liu Changan put away his mobile phone, took a copy of "God and Gold" and flipped through it.

"It's so boring." Zhu Juntang didn't have a stool to sit on, and stood beside Liu Changan, looking around idly.

Liu Changan nodded, thinking that she was indeed bored.

He is not bored, as long as he can feel the flow of air at any time, he can hear the rhythm of the wind, smell the smell of leaves and soil, gradually there are insects and noises in the distance, and the light moves obliquely Shadows pull out different light and shadow mottled, how can it be boring?It's just that compared to feeling the world, human beings prefer to satisfy their own desires, because that kind of satisfaction is stronger.

But everything in the world is always calm and relaxed, and the longer-term, the more intense and climaxing the state, the shorter.

"You will live upstairs from now on, right? Do you want me to help you move?"

"Need not."

Liu Chang'an could understand very well that Zhu Juntang's move to help him was probably just a phone call to ask someone to come and do something, as for her?How can a fairy do physical work, run up and down the stairs, is that a fairy?Fairies can't even sweat.

Zhu Juntang was even more bored, so he stepped over Liu Changan's calf, came to the balcony, and stretched out his hand to pull the sycamore leaves.

Liu Chang'an didn't tie the branches very hard. Zhu Juntang pulled it like this, and a sycamore leaf swept over. Zhu Juntang screamed, tilted his body, and fell from the balcony.

The wall of the fence on the balcony was smashed by Liu Changan. Although the second floor is not high, there are always various ways for unlucky people to die. What if they hit their heads on the ground?

Liu Changan took a look, reached out and grabbed Zhu Juntang's feet, and lifted her up.

Zhu Juntang is the kind of person whose head will face the ground when he falls from the second floor. It may be that the head is relatively empty and the center of gravity of the body is different from that of ordinary people.

Liu Chang'an thought at that moment, if she looked like her butt was on the ground, he would ignore her, anyway, it was only this tall, and the floors of the old building were already low, not to mention the low utility room below.

It seemed that her head would hit the ground, so Liu Changan made a move. After all, her head cannot be broken. What if it really caused a flood?

Liu Changan put Zhu Juntang aside and continued to read his book.

However, Zhu Juntang screamed with lingering fear after a short period of stupefaction, and his pupils dilated. Except for the car accident in his childhood when he was emotionally ups and downs and left several fragmented pictures, it should have been the most dangerous moment in Zhu Juntang's life just now. .

Zhu Juntang yelled for a while, and finally calmed down with fear, and said to Liu Chang'an in a stammering voice, "Thank you...thank you."

After finishing speaking, Zhu Juntang touched his head. She was pulled upside down by Liu Changan just now. It is conceivable that if Liu Changan didn't have time, her head would have hit the ground.

"you are welcome."

"You said what would happen if I really fell just now?" Zhu Juntang was still touching his head.

"The possibility of death is relatively small, and the possibility of concussion and cervical spine injury is relatively high. After all, when you fall, dancing with your arms and legs, and a little support can relieve a large part of the impact on your head." Liu Changan looked sideways. He glanced at the height and said.

"I wish I had the head of a woodpecker. I heard that woodpeckers don't get concussions." Zhu Juntang said enviously.

"Part of the reason why the wood-chasing bird is not easy to get concussions has a lot to do with its brain bone structure and tongue. The wood-chasing bird's tongue will pass through the upper jaw, and then drill out from the right nostril, and then from both sides. One eye passes through the middle, divides into two forks, goes around the whole brain, pierces back from both sides of the neck, and then extends through the mandible for more than ten centimeters...Are you sure you want a wood-chasing bird's head?" Liu Changan imagined After looking at the picture of Zhu Juntang holding the head of a wooden bird, I feel that it is indeed more beautiful.

"How is it possible? This is too weird." Zhu Juntang said incredulously.

"You can go to Baidu to have a look." To dismiss a question from a person like Zhu Juntang, "Baidu to see" is full of authority. They generally think that Baidu can search for it, and that's almost nine out of ten.

Of course, the wood-chasing bird is also like this.

Zhu Juntang did not search, because her habit is that if I have a question, I will ask others. It is their job for others to give me the correct answer. Otherwise, why would she spend money to hire them?If there is a problem, she needs to search and solve it by herself, then she doesn't need many people to work for her, and these people will be unemployed. From this point of view, Zhu Juntang is also to provide jobs and prove the conscience of capitalists For the sake of thinking, I am too lazy to use my hands and brains.

She didn't invite Liu Chang'an, but habits are hard to change.

"Well, you saved my life..."

"Need not."

"I'm not done yet!"

"If you want to thank me, shutting up is the best way to thank me."

Zhu Juntang pursed his lips, lifted his skirt, and made a kicking motion behind his back. It was only then that he remembered that because he was wearing a relatively long skirt today, he didn't wear safety pants, just a butt It's just panties with hollowed out big peaches on them, and I just fell off like this...

Didn't Liu Chang'an see everything?Zhu Juntang blushed calmly, while observing Liu Changan's expression, he was neither eager to move, nor forced to be calm after being stimulated...

Is that how he reacted?Zhu Juntang felt that he was at a disadvantage. Liu Changan still acted like he didn't take advantage of her at all, but he saved her again. If Zhu Juntang still cared about this, wouldn't it be too unreasonable to make trouble?

But always feeling shy and ashamed, Zhu Juntang kicked Liu Changan, turned around and ran away.

Liu Chang'an didn't bother to pay attention to her, only smelled the wind from her running. There was a girlish smell in the wind, which seemed to be pink. Under the flying skirt, it was the paradise that Lieutenant Colonel Frank said.

Zhu Juntang finally left, and Liu Changan jumped down from the second floor with his mobile phone, came to the carriage, and took out the mobile phone from the blue-green factory.

"The pinnacle of 5000 years of human civilization... Mobile phone, I can buy this one in exchange for your coffin. You should know how precious it is."

Chapter 238 One Day One Night

You can have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, but you can't live without a mobile phone. As for those who need WIFI and data... They are all children, and adults never lack WIFI and data.

It can be seen how important a mobile phone is as a technological product. When a person is alive, it spends the most time with him, and the coffin is only used after death. So in the end, are the necessities important when alive, or can be used after death? Are dispensable things important?

It can be burned to ashes. The urn is not a coffin, so the coffin is not a necessity.

Liu Changan reasoned seriously with Shangguan Dandan.

"That year the king of Changyi was 19 years old, and he rode his horse to Chang'an in the spring breeze. That year, the young queen was 15 years old. All the good things are just the first sight in life."

"Don't you want to see how the people of later generations interpret the treacherous situation in Chang'an City? Don't you want to open your eyes and see Weiyang Palace again?"

"Is your memory fuzzy? Is it fragmented? Or is it as clear as yesterday? But after all, it is more than 2000 years later. Do you want to see those familiar names, those familiar people, they vividly interpret your original memory? memory?"

"You only need a mobile phone, which can meet all your spiritual needs. You live in the world, but things are different, 2000 years have passed, and the son is on the river, and the dead are like a husband. At this moment, Your spiritual dependence, comfort, and remembrance all need such a treasure to be realized. For you, what is more important than a mobile phone?"

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he looked at the coffin quietly, waiting for Shangguan Dandan's response.

Still silent.

Liu Changan nodded. It seems that the plan of exchanging the cell phone for the coffin failed, and the little girl's family has never used a cell phone, so it is not so easy to be moved based on his description.

So Liu Changan didn't care whether Shangguan Dandan could see it or feel it, and began to demonstrate the various functions of the mobile phone in the carriage.

"This is a social network app. What's the use of this thing? In your era, the so-called publicity was actually very small. It was normal for some edicts to reach remote areas and it would take three to five months. It is not uncommon in three to five years. But with this social APP, if you promulgate the decree, it will be known to the world in an instant. You see, this is your online identity, the name is your name, the note is your posthumous number, and the profile picture is you The selfie of her...it also helps you to whiten your skin, this dragon is pink."

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he took two more photos.

"You...you give me the baby."

"You know it's a baby, how can I give it to you casually?"

"You said at the beginning that as long as I don't cry, you can give me anything, and you have to count on what you say."

Liu Changan froze for a moment, what else?

Even if this happened, it was before 2000. Does it still count?

The year 2000 is not too long. If things before 2000 don't count, it seems a bit inappropriate.

Shangguan Dandan didn't speak anymore, but Liu Changan had the feeling of being stared at by a little girl from behind, still teary and aggrieved.

"Ok."

It was not appropriate to be impatient at this time, not to mention that Liu Changan did not want to snatch her coffin for himself, he had no interest in possession, only in the secrets inside.

Liu Changan put the phone screen down on the coffin.

Shangguan Dandan didn't make any movement, and the phone didn't disappear instantly on the coffin. Liu Changan simply went to get the manual as well.

"Do you want to use your mobile phone in the coffin? The signal is not good."

Shangguan Dandan still didn't respond to Liu Changan, and Liu Changan didn't talk too much, just stood beside the coffin and watched.

Obviously he is a very patient person, but a little girl who hides in the coffin all day long, seems to be patient.

It was getting dark soon, and Liu Changan didn't even eat dinner for the first time, and just stood in the carriage looking at Shangguan Dandan's coffin.

Old man Qian came to ask Liu Changan to play mahjong, but no one was found.

Mrs. Liu came to ask Liu Changan to beat Huzi away, but Liu Changan was still in the carriage.

Zhou Dongdong ran down to feed the loach, and sat by the puddle for a long time.

Someone passed by and patted on the carriage door.

Soon it was midnight, and Liu Changan simply continued his class, talking about the contents of the encyclopedia. Liu Changan believed that the more she knew about the world, the stronger her desire to leave the coffin would be.

Liu Chang'an didn't believe it anymore. Since she asked for a mobile phone, the desire must be strong enough, and strong desire is difficult to control.

One night passed, and Liu Changan didn't even take a sip of water, and he talked all night. Of course, this was nothing to him. He is a very patient and energy-consuming person. For many years, no one has been able to exhaust him.

"There is an automatic light switch behind the refrigerator door, a door stopper, a magnetic seal ring inlaid on the inner wall of the refrigerator door, an oil chamber in the refrigerator, a meat safe, partition installation channels, a freezer chamber, a cold room, a water dispenser, a handle... "

"Baby is broken."

Liu Changan was talking to her about the composition of a modern refrigerator, and Shangguan Dandan, who had been silent since he put the phone on the coffin, finally said four more words.

Liu Changan froze for a moment, the phone is broken?Fortunately, the mobile phone I just bought is still under warranty, so I can change it, but if I buy a fake one, the profiteer will definitely not recognize it, and I need to fight wits and courage.

Liu Changan picked up the phone and pressed the power button casually, and it showed that the battery was low, so it was not broken, it was just out of battery.

Wait, this phone is fully charged by itself, if it has been on standby, it won't run out of power now.

Thinking of this, Liu Changan glanced at the coffin in doubt.

"Have you been using this phone?"

Shangguan Dandan did not speak.

Liu Changan pursed his lips, feeling a little frustrated. Could it be that she was really wasting herself and had lectured all night, but she kept playing with her mobile phone?

Liu Changan understood a little bit how the teacher felt when he saw the classmates playing with their mobile phones in high school. Holding the mobile phone, Liu Changan charged the mobile phone with the anger of being a teacher. After restarting the phone, he clicked on the starting point to read APP, I saw the reading record of "Shading the Sky".

She read novels all night.

Keep seeing no power.

She was giving a lecture by herself, and she probably didn't listen at all.

Liu Changan came to the carriage and looked at the coffin calmly, "How did you play with your baby?"

Shangguan Dandan didn't speak, Liu Changan asked three times in a row, but there was no response.

"You tell me how you play with your cell phone, how you read novels, and I'll help you fix the baby." Liu Changan continued to reason with her, "Look, you said that I made such a promise to you, and I don't say anything I'll give it to you, but now you broke it and asked me to fix it, but you still have this attitude, isn't it appropriate?"

"I'll tell you when you fix it baby."

Liu Chang'an was overjoyed, the little girl was so easy to fool.

Chapter 239 The Empress Dowager's Carriage

Liu Changan went back and took the phone.