I'm really immortal

What she most wanted to see was standing here, Liu Changan jumped down, then up again, jumped down again, back and forth ten times, Zhu Juntang felt that she could slowly accept the reality.

"As long as you jump down, I can give you everything you want." Zhu Juntang confidently tricked Liu Changan to jump off the building.

Liu Changan laughed, stupid woman.

"I'm Zhu Juntang, the third lady of the Zhu family. The building under your feet is mine, not counting the Zhu family. The property under my name is more than enough to be listed on the Forbes list." Zhu Juntang calmly persuaded, "Even if you So what if you have superpowers? After all, to live in this real world, you need material enjoyment, spiritual satisfaction, and physical pleasure... As long as you have desires, I can satisfy all your desires. "

Speaking of which, Zhu Juntang pointed to the city under his feet: "I am a fairy, and anyone who can satisfy a fairy can be satisfied."

Zhu Juntang thinks that the story of Liu Changan's immortality may really be fabricated, but if he really wasn't dreaming that night, then he must have superpowers.

When she said that she was a fairy, she really thought so. Liu Chang'an had seen too many people of all kinds, and there were many hypochondriacs, especially the emperors and princes who were crazy.

"According to your guess, I am a person with superpowers, so why don't I use my superpowers to satisfy my own desires, but rely on you?" Liu Changan said to Zhu Juntang's confident but stupid, ambitious and arrogant There is something in my heart that I want to know.

"Obviously you are not a stupid person. Your refusal to admit it now... Whether you admit it or not, it is a kind of awe for the world ruled by us ordinary people." Zhu Juntang raised his chin slightly, and took a step Step by step approaching Liu Changan, "People need faith, and they will also believe in gods, but rulers don't need the real appearance of gods. If gods appear, then gods will be eliminated, and the same is true for superpowers."

"You can only live in this world in a low-key way. Even if your super power can help you obtain wealth, how much can you get? And looking at you now, I think you are not good at using your super power to obtain wealth. Then This is the reason why we can cooperate. You have superpowers, and I have the prosperity of the world, each takes what it needs, why refuse?"

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan confidently, but she couldn't think of a reason for Liu Changan's refusal.

"Turn around." Liu Changan motioned.

Zhu Juntang turned around excitedly, it seemed that Liu Changan was about to perform jumping off a building.

A strong force came from Zhu Juntang's buttocks, Zhu Juntang exclaimed, and felt that he was flying in the air!

"Pfft!"

The water splashed, and Zhu Juntang was sent into the swimming pool by Liu Changan's kick. He controlled his strength carefully, after all, it was enough for the fairy to be taught a lesson, and he didn't want to damage the little flower.

Zhu Juntang got out of the water, stretched out his hand to brush away his messy hair, slapped the water surface vigorously, and looked at Liu Changan angrily.

"Liu Changan, are you crazy!"

"Zhu Juntang, you are crazy." Liu Changan walked to the pool, reached out and patted her on the head, and pressed it into the water, watching her float and sink like a buoy, "Of course I am in awe , but shall I be in awe of you? Your stupidity makes you very lovable."

Zhu Juntang's eyes bulged. She had never been so embarrassed. Even if Miss Zhusan fell on the grass, the nannies and servants would be terrified. Every hair of her was taken care of meticulously. It was the first time for Zhu Juntang to feel the sense of shame, strange and angry.

Zhu Juntang opened Liu Changan's hand, crawled out of the swimming pool, and stood in front of Liu Changan, all wet.

Except that the stockings became see-through and the skirt was tightly attached to the body, the original fluffy fabric just absorbed a lot of water, and there was no feeling of happiness, Zhu Juntang shuddered, stared hard at Liu Changan, and then shivered He stretched out his hand, moved his fingers, still grabbed Liu Changan's sleeve, and walked downstairs without saying a word.

Zhongqing was waiting downstairs, she couldn't safely leave Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan on the roof, so she left by herself.

Seeing Zhu Juntang's appearance, Zhongqing was startled, and hurriedly called the servants over, some were carrying towels, some were carrying hot water, some were holding blankets, they were in such a hurry as if something serious had happened.

"Zhongqing, stay with him, don't let him fly away." Zhu Juntang said without looking back, she didn't want outsiders to watch her appearance for too long, Zhu Juntang has always been an elegant and noble fairy.

fly away?Zhongqing couldn't understand, but he knew that Zhu Juntang would come out and meet Liu Chang'an.

Liu Changan didn't mind that Zhu Juntang added a superpower to him, and he didn't leave in a hurry. He was going to watch the night tonight, and the night would be long, so Fan Jian probably wouldn't mind him spending time upstairs.

Zhongqing led Liu Changan to the living room, saw that Liu Changan had not forgotten his helmet and flashlight, took a deep breath, and suppressed the surprise and anger: "What do you need to drink?"

"Tea."

The servant brought a pot of tea, the fragrance of the tea was overflowing, Liu Changan smelled the aroma, it was a very rare good tea, but it was a pity that he tasted the first wave of tea leaves from a certain tea tree in a certain place without metaphysics. The master fry it.

Zhongqing looked at Liu Changan drinking tea, "May I ask what happened just now?"

"She felt that I should be in awe of her, so I kicked her into the swimming pool to wake her up." Liu Changan frowned, "Why didn't you remind her that she is not a fairy?"

"Miss Zhusan is of course a fairy." Zhongqing said each word without a word. She didn't say that she watched Zhu Juntang grow up, but she also accompanied her for a long time. She has a strong sense of belonging to the Zhu family. There is also emotion for Zhu Juntang, and Zhongqing somewhat empathizes with the insults imposed on Zhu Juntang, "The old lady has called her a little fairy since she was a child. Of course she is a fairy. Does she have to be able to fly to be a fairy?" ? Or do you know that you can fly, so you think that those who cannot fly are not fairies?"

The resentment in Zhongqing's tone was very obvious, but Liu Changan laughed, as expected, he was used to it, the phone vibrated, and he took it out casually.

The fragrance of tea became stronger and stronger, and the porcelain cup was clean and moist, with a crystal-like transparency. After putting down the teacup, Liu Changan took out his mobile phone and took a photo and sent it to "netizens". He remembered that she also likes to drink tea and would share it from time to time. Some tea-related marketing articles for Liu Changan.

Seeing this, Zhongqing asked a servant to fetch a set of tea sets to give to Liu Chang'an.

"Miss San will definitely look for you in the future, and please don't be so presumptuous to her in the future." Zhongqing didn't want to threaten Liu Changan. In her opinion, Liu Changan was out of his mind, and coercion and temptation seemed useless. Said that he could not be dealt with in the usual way.

"The master said three friends are beneficial, and three friends are detrimental. Friends who are straight, friends who are understanding, and friends who are knowledgeable are beneficial. Friends are evasive, friends are gentle, friends are sycophants, and friends are detrimental. If you are really good for her, you should tell her, she It’s not a fairy that everyone loves, it’s more self-righteous than pampering her.” Liu Changan waved his hand, “It’s her who is presumptuous, not me.”

"Since you like to talk about Master, Confucius also said that a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, right? She is just a little proud at most, and you are going to kick her into the swimming pool? She is a girl, you are a man!" Zhongqing said angrily.

"He didn't say that." Liu Changan corrected Zhongqing, "I have clearly stated my refusal to meet her many times, but you have repeatedly come to harass me under her instigation. I did not throw you into the Throwing her into the swimming pool and punishing her slightly is already very reasonable. There is no distinction between men and women in front of reason."

There is no distinction between men and women before reason?Zhongqing really hoped that after Liu Changan found a girlfriend, he would stick to his principles and reason with his girlfriend every day.

But what Liu Changan said now is really reasonable and clear, making Zhongqing feel that Zhu Juntang asked for it, and he, Liu Changan, was not wrong at all.

Unconvinced, Zhongqing really wanted to get back on the field, but this Liu Chang'an would not be soft and hard, and his fist was too hard.

Chapter 33 Jing Ke Assassinates the King of Qin

Zhu Juntang changed clothes and came out, her hair had a unique feeling of falling after it was wet, falling on both sides of her slender waist and swaying with her steps.

Even after the most embarrassing moment, Zhu Juntang still regained her girlish elegance and calmness, with her head held high, and Miss Zhusan's unique arrogant and charming smile appeared on her face.

"I forgive your recklessness." Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an and said, "There are always some people who will indulge him if he is proud of his talents. Back then, Prince Dan of Yan was able to endure being stabbed three times by Jing Ke before he was able to pay Jing Ke and let Jing Ke Willing to risk his life to assassinate Qin Shihuang. I don’t care about this mere style of falling geese on flat sand.”

"Jing Ke assassinated King Qin, and Ying Zheng became emperor six years later. Also, where did you hear that Jing Ke stabbed Yan Crown Prince Dan three times first?" Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang in disbelief.

"I have read a lot of books, and there is always a book that is written like this. Could it be the history I invented?" Zhu Juntang casually picked up a book from the shelf, opened it, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, There was a thoughtful expression in his eyes, he gently pinched the pages of the book with his fingers, and then looked up at Zhongqing in a daze, it seemed that the whole person exuded a fresh and pure breath, as well as that lovely ignorance.

Zhongqing quickly seized this dazed and lovely moment and took a photo of Zhu Juntang, then turned the phone screen and showed Zhu Juntang the photo.

Zhu Juntang nodded in satisfaction, "Use that pink filter to fix it... send it to me later."

After taking the photo, Zhu Juntang threw the book aside, and Liu Changan glanced at the props, it was a copy of "Shuowen Jiezi".

"When I walked in, I saw that you had a lot of books, and even a large library..." Liu Changan had some doubts about the purpose of her library from her statement that Jing Ke stabbed Prince Dan three times.

"I like reading." Zhu Juntang's smile was calm and correct.

"Then read more books." Liu Changan was about to leave.

"and many more."

Of course Zhu Juntang didn't intend to let Liu Changan go just like that. After waving Zhongqing and the servants away, he pressed his hips with his hands behind his back, looked at Liu Changan vigilantly, bit his lip slantingly and let go.

"I heard what you and Zhongqing said. What you said makes sense, but you also kicked me, and we are even."

Liu Changan nodded, he is a reasonable person, as long as the other party is reasonable with him.

"Zhuge Liang visited the thatched cottage three times... No, Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times, expressing his sincerity. In fact, Zhuge Liang had long wanted to follow Liu Bei to rob his family." Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an with piercing eyes, "My Miss Zhusan is also thirsty for talent, as long as you can For my use, I can help you keep secrets, give you untold wealth, and many, many women."

Everyone has desires and wants to satisfy their own desires, Zhu Juntang firmly believes in this point, even if she was kicked into the swimming pool by Liu Changan just now, she will not be shaken by it.

"You are also a woman." Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang meaningfully.

Zhu Juntang has always thought that she is a very ambitious girl, so in order to realize her ambition, it is okay to sacrifice a little bit of her pride and seek perfection.

So Zhu Juntang shyly shone in his eyes, bit his lips, and after a short hesitation, closed his eyes with some resentment and determination, took a deep breath, pulled up the hem of his skirt with his fingers, and was about to prepare When it was time to take it off, it was difficult to give up reserve and insisted shyly: "Turn around first."

Liu Changan turned around as he said.

Zhu Juntang's eyes widened, his expression changed, he took a few steps back slowly, restrained his breathing, jumped up quickly and kicked Liu Changan's ass!

This is called using one's own way to treat one's own body!Zhu Juntang sneered in his heart, men are vulgar after all, they are so lustful that they dare to blaspheme even fairies, so he will have to pay the price for blaspheming fairies too!

Liu Chang'an turned sideways at the right time, and then watched Zhu Juntang's face change, he kicked the air with a yell, danced and landed on the ground, rushed forward a few steps to try to stabilize his figure, but failed in the end, and fell flat on the ground with a thump.

Liu Changan looked at her expressionlessly, she was such a stupid woman.

Zhu Juntang lay motionless on the ground, she couldn't accept the reality a little bit, it was not an hour since she was in such a mess last time, but she fell on the ground again in such an unprecedented mess, Miss Zhusan's life, humiliation time and time again When it struck, infinite grievances welled up in my heart, and Zhu Juntang's tears immediately flowed down.

At this time Liu Changan came over, Zhu Juntang made up his mind, no matter if he took the initiative to pull her, apologized, or coaxed her, she would never forgive him!But once and never again, unless he agrees to be his subordinate.

Liu Changan walked past Zhu Juntang, walked out, walked into the elevator, and went downstairs.

Zhu Juntang lay on the ground for a long time, but before Liu Changan turned around and pulled him up, he finally realized that Liu Changan really left directly!

"Zhongqing! Zhong...qing!"

Zhu Juntang's voice of infinite grievance echoed.

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Liu Changan went downstairs and returned to the construction site to find the dead dog. He was relieved. He had been worried that the dead dog would be picked up by others during the time he went upstairs.

Looking up at the top of the head, the lights on the outer wall of Baolong Center are still bright, as bright as jade pillars glowing inside, and there is a... little fairy living on the roof.

Liu Chang'an smiled, he was not worried that Zhu Juntang would reveal his secret, the longer he lived, the stronger he would be, and he would not be more cautious, but naturally he was not so easily threatened by others.

Apart from him, no other inspectors came over. Liu Changan didn't care that it was actually Zhongqing's order that Fan Jian asked him to watch the night, and he still walked up and down the construction site in an orderly manner.

The soil exudes a faint fishy smell, and there is always a smell of dust mixed with paint and water splashes on the construction site. Liu Changan saw that a truck was parked too close to the edge of the pit foundation, so he walked over and tried to push it to the edge of the pit. A little behind.

No problem, great strength.

One night passed, Zhu Juntang didn't send Zhongqing to look for Liu Changan again, and when it was daylight, Liu Changan returned home with the dead dog on his back.

The sycamore leaves all over the place seem to have passed through several months of autumn in a trance, and came to the beginning of summer. With a sense of bleakness, Liu Changan stood under the tree with a dead dog on his shoulder, and turned his head to look at the van in front of him.

After hesitating for a while, Liu Changan swept all the sycamore leaves together, picked up a pile of bricks and stones to surround him, piled some extremely dry sycamore leaves inside and set fire to them, stabbed the dead dog with a long wooden stick, and started The hair was burned off on the fire.

The fire was raging, and the dog's hair was scorched and gave off an unpleasant smell. Fortunately, the Rottweiler has short hair, so it cleared up after a while. Liu Changan chopped off the dog's head with a knife, and held it in a large basin. Put it in the carriage, watched the bronze coffin still not move for a long time, then closed the carriage door.

The rest is naturally to disembowel the dead dog. After the dog’s outer skin is burnt, the inner viscera are slightly cooked, which is convenient for cleaning. Liu Chang’an kept the dog’s liver for himself. There were eight treasures in court delicacies during the Shang and Zhou dynasties. The liver in Bazhen is the dog liver, which is the most authentic method.

Some people use pork liver, foie gras, duck liver and so on. The uniform method of liver is to wrap the liver with the oil between the intestines and roast it, which tastes very good.

Clean the other organs and keep them. Liu Changan does not plan to make dog meat hot pot or braised dog meat that are common in Junsha. These organs are the most suitable raw materials for making dog meat sauce.

He kept some for himself, and Liu Changan put the rest of the dog meat on a wooden shelf and placed it at the door of his house, waiting for the neighbors to get up and sell it.

"Brother Chang'an, did you kill a little pig?" The little girl brought soy milk and looked at Liu Chang'an curiously.

"This is a dog." Liu Changan took the soy milk and drank it. The little girl named Zhou Dongdong rented Liu Changan's upstairs room with her mother Zhou Shuling.

"How can you kill a dog!" Zhou Dongdong pouted immediately, then tears came out little by little, and began to sob, "How can you kill a dog..."

"Why can you kill a pig but not a dog?"

Zhou Dongdong wiped his eyes, bit his finger, was stunned for a while, but couldn't find a reason, and then cried, "How can you kill a dog..."

Liu Chang'an sighed, men and women have to be reasonable, let's forget about the little girl, Liu Changan doesn't reason with her.

Chapter 34 The beauty on the wall turned over

Zhou Dongdong cried for a while, then stood there biting his fingers and watching Liu Changan sell dog meat, while repeating the words he hummed.

After a while, someone saw Liu Changan's battle and came to have a look. Mrs. Liu wiped her nose and asked Liu Changan's dog where it came from.

"Last night, I was helping someone to watch the construction site. I met someone walking a dog. The dog came to bite me. I hit it on the head with my fist and killed it. The owner of the dog is also very good. He didn't bother me. Leave it alone. I don’t want a dog either, and I’m invited to drink tea.”

"Fist again, you think you are Wu Song!" Mrs. Liu said disdainfully, "It's not true, this dog can't have rabies, right?"

"That can't be done. Basically, this kind of dog has been vaccinated. If the dog died of rabies, it is very thin, and there are many skin and flesh flaws on its body. Do you think this dog's skin is plump, like a sick dog?"

Mrs. Liu nodded, stretched out three fingers, thought for a while and stretched out five fingers.

There are many people in Junsha who like to eat dog meat, but they are not willing to buy dog ​​meat from vendors in the vegetable market. Firstly, it looks unhygienic, and secondly, they are worried about the source of the dog. It is this kind of dog that they killed themselves. Everyone Want to eat something fresh, a dog weighing more than 100 catties, you three catties and I five catties, sold out in one morning.

Liu Changan gave away three catties of dog meat to Zhou Dongdong who had been crying watching him sell dog meat. Zhou Dongdong cried even more while looking at the dog meat in his hand, and ran home carrying the dog meat up.

When selling dog meat, the dog offal was also stewed, but there was no time to make dog meat sauce, and Liu Changan was already late when he came to school.

"At this time, you are still late every day, so you might as well review at home." Huang Shan stopped Liu Chang'an at the school gate again.

"I met a dog last night, and I killed it and sold it for dog meat, earning about a thousand dollars." Liu Changan explained his reason for being late.

Huang Shan stretched out his finger, really didn't know what to say, he was very clear that this was definitely not an excuse made up by Liu Changan, it was because of this that Huang Shan found it even more absurd, it was the first time he had heard such an excuse since he became a teacher.

"Go in." Huang Shan waved his hand and shook his head helplessly, seeing that Liu Chang'an's self-reliance was beyond the reach of ordinary students, so he didn't bother to argue with him.

Liu Changan came to the classroom, Miao Yingying sat in his seat and chatted with Bai Hui, Liu Changan returned to his original seat and said to An Nuan and Gao Dewei: "I killed a dog last night, go to my house to eat dog meat tonight .”

"No, I want to study." Gao Dewei was still obsessed with studying and was not interested in anything else.

"What about you?"

"me……"

"Forget it, I'll eat it myself."

An Nuan took a paper ball and threw it at Liu Chang'an. Liu Chang'an nimbly avoided it and hit Miao Yingying who was walking back.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..."